The next day was a Saturday and Sunday. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Curator Xu called on the toad mirror and went to find the place of suicide together.

Toad Mirror pretended to be smart and said, "Cousin, I suggest that you and Xiao Zao go to the deep mountains and old forests to commit suicide." ”

"Commit suicide in the deep mountains and old forests?" Director Xu was taken aback, and thought: If I go to the deep mountains and old forests to commit suicide, it is better to go there and kill the little jujube directly, why bother with this.

The toad mirror said eloquently: "If you commit suicide in the deep mountains and old forests, people don't know it, and the ghosts don't know it, so as not to expose the flaws, maybe you will be targeted by the police." ”

Curator Xu grinned, nodded his head, and asked, "Cousin, I see: How many heads do I have?"

"A head. The toad mirror asked puzzledly: "Cousin, what are you asking, everyone only has one head." ”

"Wrong!" Director Xu smiled and said, "On the surface, I just have a head, but in fact, my head is equivalent to two, three, four, or even more heads of ordinary people. Think about it: if I want to lay a suicide trap, I will naturally be very thoughtful in all aspects, can I leave a flaw for the police?"

"That is, my cousin's head is extraordinary. Toad Mirror flattered. I thought to myself: Damn, your head is full of ghost ideas, and you can't talk about how smart you are.

"Cousin, let me tell you: the place where Xiao Zao and I committed suicide not only can't be remote, but also has to be more lively. ”

"Ah, cousin, are you two going to kill yourself on the street?" asked Toad Mirror in surprise.

"Can I commit suicide on the street? If I commit suicide on the street, do I still need you to save me?" asked Director Xu dissatisfiedly.

"Hehe, where does my cousin want to act in this play?" asked Toad Mirror puzzled.

"Go to the park and kill yourself. Director Xu said faintly.

"Ahh

"Haha, cousin, Xiao Zao is a lover and an actor, and his aesthetics are very elegant. So, even if it's suicide, you have to pick a scenic place. Let me tell you: we just play the front station, and when we have chosen the location, we have to let Xiao Zao make the final decision. ”

Curator Xu smiled and said slyly: "Anyway, I have to let Xiao Zao go to Huangquan in a pleasing place, otherwise, her ghost will not spare me." ”

Toad Mirror thought to herself: You set a suicide trap and let Xiao Zao die unjustly, her ghost will definitely not spare you.

Thinking of the ghost, Toad Mirror couldn't help but shudder. Yes, as the old saying goes: kill for life. This "compensation" may be that the living person wants you to "pay", or maybe the ghost makes you "pay". Toad Mirror thought to herself: I... What will happen to me?

When the toad mirror thinks of the sin he once created, he will have a feeling of fear. Now, Curator Xu has let himself be involved in a murder case, isn't it a crime on top of a crime?

Toad Mirror thought to himself: This "suicide trap" was thought of by my cousin, and he implemented it specifically, I just "saved" him. So, strictly speaking: I don't have blood on my hands. Thinking of this, Toad Mirror felt a little relieved.

"Ah, the actors are just different. Cousin, you are so interesting, you have found an actor junior. However, don't you regret that you let her hang herself?" Toad Mirror has seen a photo of a small jujube, to be honest, as soon as he saw the photo, there was an immediate reaction below, and the "small tent" was erected at once.

Toad Mirror thought to himself: It would be good if he could get this little date, even if he lived ten years less, it would be worth it.

That thought flashed in Toad Mirror's mind again: Save Xiao Jujube and let my cousin hang himself.

Toad Mirror sighed and thought: Even if he saves Xiao Zao, Xiao Zao may not be willing to commit to himself, in the end, stealing chickens will not make rice.

"It's a pity, but I can't help it. Now, she is clamoring to marry me, and she is clamoring to go to the Commission for Discipline Inspection to denounce me. You say: If I don't kill people, what else can I do?" Director Xu sighed and said, "If you look for a lover in the future, you have to find someone who doesn't want to marry me." ”

Toad Mirror and Director Xu ran through three parks in a row, and in the end, they chose this Laoshan Forest Park.

It's a place with beautiful scenery, a great view, and not many tourists, making it perfect for suicide.

Curator Xu and Toad Mirror went to Laoshan Forest Park for three hours, and finally, they finally picked a hillside.

A pine tree with a crooked neck sticking out of a thick branch. This fork is two meters above the ground, and a stone is placed under your feet.

"Damn, this fork seems to have been born to be hanged. Curator Xu scolded.

"Hee-hee... Hanging yourself here really has a kind of artistic conception of going to heaven. "Toad Mirror stands under the pine tree and looks out at the scenery in the distance.

"The scenery is really good, you see, standing here, you can not only see the distant mountains, but also look at the lake. Director Xu thought to himself: Xiao Zao will definitely like to hang himself here.

"Cousin, this place is facing the east, and if you hang yourself in the morning, you can still see a rising sun. Toad Mirror said.

"Yes, you're right, it would be more poetic to hang yourself in the morning. Director Xu said happily.

Toad Mirror looked at Director Xu's smug expression, and thought: Cousin will have retribution sooner or later for doing such a lack of morality. Suddenly, he felt a chill pass through his spine, and he thought to himself: God won't repay me too.

The toad mirror put his hands together and said silently to the sky: God, I was forced by my cousin and had to act as his accomplice, but I didn't do it myself.

"Cousin, go around the neighborhood and bring a few rocks. Curator Xu ordered.

"Good Luo. The toad ran down the hill and found a few large rocks.

Panting, the toad mirror moved the stone under the tree and asked Curator Xu, "Look, is it enough?"

"Go and move a few more pieces, otherwise, what if it's not enough." Director Xu said dissatisfiedly. I thought: You lazy guy, you are tired of even moving a few stones, is it so easy to earn 10,000 yuan?

Toad Mirror ran down the hill again and moved a few stones.

"Enough. Curator Xu stacked the stone under the fork, and then, standing on the stone, he tried it, nodded and said, "Well, it's okay." ”

"Cousin. Did you buy the rope to hang yourself?" asked Toad Mirror.

The rope was prepared by Xiao Jujube, and she said: I have to buy a red rope. Director Xu said with a smile.

"Is there anything else about the rope that hangs you?" asked Toad Mirror, puzzled.

"Xiao Zao said: Hanging with a red rope means that she and I are tied with a red rope and go to the underworld together, so that when Lord Yama sees it, he knows that we are husband and wife. lest Lord Yama tear us apart. Director Xu said with a smile.

(To be continued.) )