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As soon as he landed, he took three big steps, and walked in front of Taishang Laojun very wildly and unrestrainedly.

hugged Taishang Laojun, and patted Taishang Laojun's back with a big fan-like hand, making a banging sound.

"Laojun, we miss you so much, I haven't seen you for 10,000 years, why have you become ugly again. ”

"Poof。。。。。。 Zhou Ru is white teeth lit up, and when he opened his mouth, he sneered, and said very embarrassedly.

Taishang Laojun was full of black lines, he glared at Zhou Ru is fiercely, his folded face twitched, and the two paws raised in the air didn't know whether to shoot, or shoot, or shoot~

"Your Majesty, the way you miss is really chic。。。。。。 ”

Taishang Laojun finally patted the handsome old guy's back, his expression was very helpless.

It's so old and like a child, hug when you meet, the old way really can't stand you~

But I can't stand it, what can I do, who calls someone the big boss of the Central Heavenly Court, makes him unhappy, just put on a small shoe for you, and you can't eat and walk around.

"Lao Jun, where is the little offspring who made an appointment with us tonight? It can't be the little doll behind you!"

The old handsome guy's eyes were very sharp, and the pair of eagle-like eyes seemed to be bending, directly staring at Zhou Ruis behind Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun smiled, dragged Zhou Rushi, pushed him in front of the handsome old man, and replied: "Back to Your Majesty, this is the little offspring you want to see, is it a long talent." ”

A table of talents?

I don't think so, how can I see this kid like a fool?

Why are your eyes so wide? Why are your mouths so wide? What are your legs shaking? Are you brain-dead?

Paralysis, it's not that I'm brain-dead!

I was so shocked!

Mom, I saw the Jade Emperor, can you believe it?

Mother said: Son, really, then take a photo and send it to your mother, and your mother will send it to your circle of friends, so that everyone can come and see what the Jade Emperor in the sky looks like?

。。。。。。

Zhou Ruye's heart kept roaring, he couldn't wait to slap himself in the mouth, and then told himself that all this was a fantasy, not true, the handsome old guy in front of him could never be the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor could not call himself 'we', and it was impossible to wear only a coarse linen coat, hum!

Zhou Ru quickly regained his composure after being shocked, he felt that his judgment would not be wrong, judging from the keen observation he had cultivated through years of studying detective novels, Lao Jun definitely had an ulterior motive for getting someone over.

Hmph, let my teacher Zhou Ru of Maori Kogoro expose your conspiracy!

Zhou Ru was determined, he narrowed his eyes, put his hands behind his back, and looked at the handsome old man vigorously, vowing to find a breakthrough from him.

Well, the ass is very warped, the thighs are thick, the back is broad, the chest muscles are full, and there is no problem with the figure!pass!

Let's take a look at the old handsome guy's clothes: there is a wooden hairpin on his head, a coarse linen coat on his body, and the cloth shoes on his feet are about forty-four sizes, no problem!

Is it very deep hidden, yes, Taishang Laojun, I didn't expect the accomplices you found to be quite professional!

But! I will definitely find out this person's flaws.

Know that a person's facial expression often reflects his heart.

If he is your accomplice, then he will definitely be weak-hearted, his eyes will be dodgy, and his face will definitely be uncomfortable!

Hmph! As long as I have a pair of writing wheel eyes, ahh

Ahaha! Lao Tzu found out, this handsome old guy's eyes moved, the corners of his mouth were looking, his face was very uncomfortable, indicating that there must be a problem!

Meow, Taishang Laojun, you really have a conspiracy!

Zhou Ru's sharp eyes glanced back and forth between Taishang Laojun and the handsome guy for a moment, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a sneer.

"Tell me, how much money did Lao Jun give you to lie to me?"

Zhou Ru pointed at the old handsome guy, his expression was very confident, he raised his eyebrows hangingly, and he had a determined posture.

You are determined, you are determined, paralyzed, the old way is not determined! You dare to poke the Jade Emperor with your finger, damn it, you are simply dying!

Taishang Laojun's folded face turned white, and he was about to scold Zhou Ru for being a very impolite move, but he was glared back by a sharp look from the old handsome guy.

"Hehe, money, what is money, little offspring, can you explain it to us?"

The handsome old man stared at Zhou Ru with a smile for a long time, and then asked.

Why should we answer you!

Zhou Ru folded his arms to his chest, looked up at the sky at fifteen degrees, his nostrils rushed down, glanced at the handsome old man arrogantly, and said without yin or yang: "Do you want to know the answer? Then you should explain honestly first, what is the purpose of Taishang Laojun and you to lie to me?"

As soon as Taishang Laojun heard Zhou Ruyi's words, he was so angry that he was about to vomit three liters of blood on the spot, and his face was flushed, and he was about to become a crayfish!

"Hahaha~ Interesting, it's so interesting. ”

The handsome old guy began to laugh wildly again, still spitting saliva and slapping his thighs, the posture was really too inelegant and ungentlemanly.

With such a posture, Zhou Ruye's heart was even more determined in his previous speculation - the handsome old guy is Taishang Laojun's accomplice!

"Laughing fart! I can't explain it, I don't explain it, and the master closes the door and sleeps a lot!"

Since we know that the enemy's motives are bad, we must not show our feet and let the enemy take advantage of it. So the best way at the moment is to stay still, ignore you, stay away from you, and let you have no way to take me!

"Sleep, sleep well, why don't we sleep together?" The handsome old guy rolled his eyes, hugged Zhou Ruye's shoulder very heroically, and slapped Zhou Ruye's ass with the trend, the movements are really not too smooth~

Looks like he's slapping other people's butts a lot!

The corners of Taishang Laojun's mouth twitched~

Zhou Ruyi looked stunned~

What did I hear? The handsome old guy wants to sleep with me~

What did I feel? The handsome old guy touched my ass~

Oh my God, Taishang Laojun, you actually recruited a as an accomplice, I%80......*08......%5%!

"Please take your hands away, or I'm going to get angry!"

"Oh, hehe, is the little queen still quite powerful, wahahaha, it's so interesting, it's been more than 10,000 years, we haven't met such an interesting person, it's really not in vain today~"

The old handsome guy started laughing maniacally.

He didn't notice at all that the face of the little descendant he was holding in one arm had turned cloudy and completely darkened.

Laughing! Laughing fart~!

Zhou Ru is short stature, and screamed strangely, ahhh~

A monkey picked a peach, and his right hand was firmly in the crotch of the handsome old man.

Ga!

The laughter came to an abrupt end!

Taishang Laojun's eyes shattered on the ground, and his crotch was cold!

Zhou Ru grinned and smiled proudly.

233333~

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