The thin monkey changed his clothes, and ran to the kitchen again to help the toad girl cook. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Uncle Xu muttered: "Xiao Zhang, the thin monkey and the toad girl are fighting hotly, nothing will happen, right?"

"Skinny monkeys are timid and don't dare to deviate. I had already warned him just now. "I comforted Uncle Xu.

"As the saying goes: lust is all over the place. The most difficult thing for people to manage is the trick in the crotch. Uncle Xu said worriedly.

I smiled and said, "Uncle Xu, you can put a hundred hearts." I just heard the thin monkey say that the toad girl has martial arts, even if the thin monkey can't control the tricks in his crotch, the toad girl won't let him succeed. ”

"Xiao Zhang, the thin monkey likes the toad girl, what if the toad girl also likes the thin monkey? You say: The toad girl has great martial arts, can she deal with the thin monkey? When the time comes, dry wood and fire, just touch it. Uncle Xu pursed his lips, looked at me and continued, "If it's you, I'm completely relieved." But the thin monkey is different, I look at him, he is just a hairy monkey, no one can control him. Uncle Xu said disapprerovingly.

I grinned and said, "The skinny monkey is obedient in front of me, and I let him go east, and he will never go northeast, and I am sure of this." ”

"Not necessarily. Uncle Xu sighed and said, "You have to knock on the thin monkey, you must not let him ruin our big things." ”

"Good. "I thought to myself: Uncle Xu may be old, and his suspicion is serious.

"It's time to eat!" shouted the toad girl.

A group of five of us was hungry for a long time, and as soon as we heard that the meal was open, we all ran to the kitchen.

There is a large square table in the kitchen, which can seat eight people.

The toad girl fried four large bowls of vegetables and made a big pot of rice, and she beckoned: "Eat it open, it's not enough for me to make it again." ”

The thin monkey looked into the pot and said, "Toad girl, we are not rice buckets, so we can't eat so much." ”

The toad girl filled a large bowl of rice, and took a few chopsticks to the dishes, and then served them to the living mutes in the yard.

I asked the toad girl, "Why don't you ask your father to eat with you?"

The toad girl shook her head and said, "Usually, my dad doesn't sit with me to eat, he is used to eating alone." ”

I thought to myself: this mute man has such a strange character, it seems that it is unlikely that he will lead us into the "toad hole", and we can only count on the toad girl.

The fried dishes of the toad girl are very fragrant, and it seems that she is a very capable girl. I thought: if Skinny Monkey marries her, he will be very happy for the rest of his life. Thinking of this, I took a look at the toad girl and the skinny monkey.

The toad girl noticed my gaze, and she said embarrassedly, "Brother Zhang, what do you think I am doing?"

"You're good-looking. I said with a grin.

"Am I really good-looking?" asked the toad girl in surprise.

"Of course. Toad girl, hasn't anyone ever complimented you on your beauty?" I asked curiously.

"No one complimented me. The toad girl said dejectedly.

"Then I will tell you responsibly today: you are very beautiful, and if you score it, you can score more than 90 points. I said sincerely.

"Really?!" the toad girl looked delighted.

"Toad girl, if you put on a new dress and comb your hair a little smoother, you will become a madman. I said.

"What fascination?" said the toad woman, puzzled.

"Haha... It's to make all the men who see you like you. I explained.

"Brother Zhang, you... You're making fun of me. The toad girl said angrily.

The thin monkey sat next to the toad girl, he touched the toad girl with his elbow, and whispered, "Brother Zhang is telling the truth, you are indeed very beautiful." The people in your village are all eyeless goods. We are all people who have seen the world, and we can see it at a glance if we are not beautiful. In my opinion, you can give a hundred points. ”

I thought to myself: this skinny monkey is quite good at sycophants, and although the toad girl is beautiful, she won't score a hundred points.

"You're going to give me a hundred!?" the toad girl looked excited.

"To be honest, if I give you a score of 100, I think it's low, and I should add another 10 points to you. You know, when it comes to exams, the maximum score is 110. The skinny monkey simply slapped the ass to the end.

The five of us devoured the meal.

The thin monkey helped the toad girl clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and accompanied the toad girl to be busy in the kitchen.

The rest of us went back into the house and gossiped.

The toad girl cleaned up the kitchen and led a big yellow dog into our house.

The big yellow dog was half a man tall and looked very vicious.

The toad girl said, "I'll let the big yellow dog get to know you, so that you don't get bitten by it when you go to the toilet in the middle of the night." ”

The toad girl pointed at us and said, "Rhubarb, look carefully, these are my guests. ”

The big yellow dog seemed to understand the words of the toad girl, and it nodded its head, looking very docile.

The toad girl said, "My rhubarb is fierce, and it can deal with five or six wolves." One night the previous winter, five hungry wolves came into my yard and were all killed by rhubarb. However, Rhubarb was also seriously injured and almost died. ”

"Such a powerful dog. I looked at the big yellow dog in amazement, and thought to myself: Look at its appearance, it can deal with ten big men.

"Our village is close to the mountains, and there are a lot of wild animals, so every family has several dogs. Otherwise, the chickens and pigs raised at home will not be saved. The toad woman said.

Late at night, when we were about to go to bed, suddenly, a scream came from the yard: "Help!"

I was about to go out of the house to take a look, when Uncle Xu shouted: "Don't open the door." ”

On a big moonlit day, it was bright outside. I peeked out the window and saw a man lying on the ground struggling by the courtyard wall, the big yellow dog clutching his trouser leg.

"Help!" another scream of hysteria.

"Someone was bitten by a big yellow dog. I reported.

The door creaked, and I saw the toad girl walk out. She shouted, "Rhubarb, shut up." ”

The big yellow dog wagged his tail and ran to the toad girl's side.

The toad girl asked, "Who are you?" and why are you climbing over the courtyard wall of my house?"

The man trembled and said, "I didn't find a place to stay, so I wanted to climb over the courtyard wall and spend the night in your yard, but I didn't expect your big yellow dog to be so powerful." ”

"Didn't bite you, did you?" asked the toad girl with concern.

I thought to myself: This toad girl is really bold enough, but it is too unreasonable to be dumb, there is an accident at home in the middle of the night, and a big man does not come out, so he asks a little girl to come forward to deal with it.

"No... No bite. Bit my pants to pieces, though. The man said.

I took a closer look and was surprised to see that the man turned out to be "triangular".

Didn't the "triangular eye" find a home to stay with?

I took a look, and the "Triangle Eye" was not carrying any luggage, so in other words, the "Triangle Eye" found the person who stayed overnight, and since it had settled down, why did it come here in the middle of the night?

(To be continued.) )