Obviously, the skinny monkey was not stupid, and he also noticed that the mute man did not pour a bucket of water on him by mistake because his eyes were not bright. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"When my dad came back with water, you went out of the way. The toad girl explained.

"Brother Zhang, get up, I'll light the fire. Skinny Monkey said.

I stood up, and to be honest, I didn't want to burn the stove yet, and it was quite choking to get dusty and not to mention. Besides, I don't want to be a "light bulb" and hinder the skinny monkey and the toad girl from falling in love.

I was about to leave when the dumb man carried a load of water into the kitchen.

When the thin monkey saw that the dumb man had come back from carrying water, he quickly jumped up from the side of the stove. Obviously, the skinny monkey was scared by the water.

The dumb man poured a load of water into the tank, and he picked up a ladle, scooped a ladle of water, and threw it at the thin monkey.

The thin monkey was splashed with water and shouted in shock: "Mom!"

The toad girl looked up and shouted, "Dad, what are you doing here?"

The dumb man didn't say anything, just glared at the thin monkey fiercely, turned around and walked out of the kitchen.

"Toad girl, look at your father, why are you so unkind to me. Skinny Monkey said dissatisfied.

The toad girl ran over, picked up a towel, and wiped the skinny monkey's face.

"What should I do? I don't even have any clothes to dry. Skinny Monkey said embarrassedly.

"I have clothes. I hurriedly said.

"Toad girl, your father will not beat me with a stick tomorrow if he throws water on me today, right?" asked the thin monkey in fear.

"My dad never beats anyone, don't be afraid, wait a while, I'll settle accounts with him." The toad girl said angrily.

"Toad girl, he's your father, how can you settle the account?" said the thin monkey helplessly.

"Hmph, I don't help him tickle at night, I have to itch him to death. The toad woman said.

"Your dad makes you tickle?" asked the skinny monkey, puzzled.

"yes, my dad has a weird problem, his back itches at night. I just scratched him and it stopped itching. If I don't help him scratch it, he'll have to itch all night, and he won't want to sleep. The toad woman said.

"Haha... I didn't think you would have this trick to cure your father. Skinny Monkey said excitedly.

It seems that this dumb man has already seen that the thin monkey is hooking up with his daughter, so he uses the method of splashing water to warn the thin monkey and let him stay away from the toad girl.

I took a suit of clothes and threw it to the skinny monkey: "You can change it." ”

While changing his clothes, the thin monkey muttered: "This dumb man is really amazing, he doesn't say a word, just splashes water on me." ”

"Skinny monkey, be content. You hook up with a dumb daughter, and he throws water on you, it's nothing, and you can't change a set of clothes when you're too old. If it pours manure on you, it's a nuisance. I laughed.

"Brother Zhang, I hooked up with the toad girl, but it was a glorious task you gave me. The skinny monkey argued.

"Skinny Monkey, do you like the Toad Girl?" I asked quietly.

"No... How could I fall in love with the toad girl, it's a shadowless thing. Brother Zhang, you know, I am a decent person and never hook up with women. When I was archaeological in Xiaoliuzhuang, the little widow was so beautiful, I didn't even feel tempted. Skinny Monkey said in a conclusive manner.

"Skinny monkey, the little widow is older than you, married, and has a son. This toad girl is different, she is the same age as you, and she is a yellow flower girl. I see, you're smitten by her. "I'll be frank.

"Brother Zhang, I... I didn't mean that. "The skinny monkey's face turned a little red, and I knew at a glance that he had lied.

"Skinny Monkey, your task is to get on good terms with the toad girl and let her take us into the toad hole. Don't make it a toad girl's idea. You see, the dumb man didn't take a fancy to you, or else, he wouldn't have poured water on you again and again. I admonished.

"Brother Zhang, I don't understand. Anyway, my skinny monkey looks decent, and now, I have money in my hand. Am I not worthy of the toad girl?" said the thin monkey unconvinced.

"Skinny monkey, it's not a question of worthiness or not, I think, if you are a dumb person, you don't want to marry your daughter. You think: He has a daughter when he is old, and he only has this one daughter, where is he willing to let his daughter marry? I guess that the dumb man wants to recruit a son-in-law. "I said it to the sky.

"Oh, it turns out that the dumb man is playing this abacus. The thin monkey pondered and said, "I am really reluctant to let me be my son-in-law." When my father was dying, he told me that I had to give him two grandchildren. Brother Zhang, you said, if I become a son-in-law, I have to have a girl's surname when I give birth to a boy and a girl, wouldn't I be able to satisfy my father's last wish. ”

"Thin monkey, you have to think about this matter clearly, if you want to be a son-in-law, you have to play with the toad girl. If you don't want to be a son-in-law, don't play with fire as soon as possible. I reminded.

The thin monkey grinned and whispered, "Brother Zhang, you give me an idea, if I really like the toad girl and don't want to be a son-in-law, what should I do?"

I lowered my face and said, "Skinny Monkey, you want me to come up with an idea, and I'll tell you: don't play with the toad girl." There is no such thing as the best of both worlds. I have to remind you: although the dumb man does not speak, he can do anything, and if you annoy him, I am afraid that it will kill you. ”

"Brother Zhang, don't scare me. The thin monkey had a look of fear on his face.

"Skinny Monkey, I really didn't scare you. Today, you have also learned the power of living a mute, this person does not play yin, he will really do it with you. I said solemnly.

The thin monkey let out a long sigh and said, "Brother Zhang, what do you think of this toad girl?"

I looked at the thin monkey and thought to myself: it seems that he really has a heart for the toad girl, which is not a good thing, if the thin monkey offends the living mute, it will affect us to enter the toad hole.

However, I can't hurt the skinny monkey's heart too much, and I have to think of a foolproof solution for him. It not only allows the skinny monkey to get the toad girl, but also does not affect us to enter the toad hole.

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Skinny Monkey, I'll give you an idea." ”

The thin monkey said eagerly: "Brother Zhang, say it quickly, I'll listen to it." ”

I said faintly: "Skinny monkey, you must keep a certain distance from the toad girl now, and when we have completed the tomb robbery mission, before leaving, you invite the toad girl to play and secretly take her home." ”

I thought to myself: this idea of my own is enough to be yin. If the toad girl really followed us, it would make the living dumb miserable.

"Brother Zhang, I understand, you asked me to abduct the toad girl. The thin monkey understood.

I nodded and said, "However, you can't let the toad girl go with us, and let her come after us a day or half a day later." Otherwise, we will be overtaken by the villagers. ”

"I see. The thin monkey said admiringly: "Brother Zhang is still resourceful, with Brother Zhang covering me, there is no hurdle that I can't overcome." ”

(To be continued.) )