I put on my hood, got out of the car, looked at Lao Xutou's grave, and whispered: "Old Xutou, I'm sorry, you don't blame me, you want to blame, only blame you for harming me first." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 InfoAs for me, it's just self-defense. ”

I led the thin monkey to the grave of Old Xu Tou and said, "This is the grave." ”

The thin monkey glanced at the tombstone and said flatteringly: "Uncle Cousin, Brother Zhang and I have come to visit you, in order to prevent the evil ghosts from pestering you, we have specially come to exorcise ghosts for you." ”

"Skinny Monkey, do it, be quick. I said with a frown.

What the thin monkey said to Lao Xu Tou made me listen to it very unpleasantly.

The thin monkey took out the rope from his pocket, first tied the black dog's limbs and mouth, and then took out a folding knife from his pocket.

As soon as the black dog saw the thin monkey take out the knife, tears immediately flowed from his eyes.

The thin monkey said, "Black dog, don't cry, today you are here to do good deeds, and you belong to sacrificing yourself." It stands to reason that a monument should be erected for you. However, it seems that there is no such rule. Don't worry about you. ”

"Skinny Monkey, you're talking too much. "I was a little impatient and at the same time, a little worried. I thought: Old Xu Tou is a person who walks in the yin and yang worlds, he won't watch me trap his yin soul, in case he resists, what should he do?

The thin monkey grinned at me and said, "Brother Zhang, I've done it." ”

I saw the thin monkey knife fall down, and the black dog whimpered, spurting a stream of blood from his neck.

The thin monkey carried the black dog upside down and walked around the grave of the old Xu Tou.

The blood flowing from the black dog's neck drew a thick red line next to Lao Xutou's grave.

When the thin monkey had just drawn half a red line, suddenly, Lao Xutou's grave made a loud noise, and a puff of green smoke rose from the ground.

"Ah!" exclaimed, the thin monkey, and he threw down the black dog, and ran away like a rabbit.

"It's not a good thing!" I screamed. I know: Old Xu Tou has already sensed my conspiracy, so he is going to resist.

Old Xu Tou had only been dead for five days, and the Yin Soul at this time had no magical power. I saw that the green smoke had not been able to gather a human figure for a long time, so I rushed forward with courage, lifted the black dog, and walked the remaining half circle.

Now, the blood of the black dog has drawn a big red circle around Lao Xu Tou's grave, and this time, Lao Xu Tou's ghost will be locked forever.

As soon as the circle was drawn, the green smoke on the grave slowly retracted back into the grave.

I carried the black dog and walked around the grave of Lao Xu Tou again, and the second larger circle surrounded the grave of Lao Xu Tou tightly.

I looked at Lao Xutou's grave with satisfaction and said, "Old Xutou, although you are cunning and cunning, I am better than you. ”

I found that there was a half-foot-wide hole in Old Xutou's grave, so I threw the black dog into it. I patted the dust on my hands and said to the grave, "Old Xutou, I have offended a lot." With that, I strode towards the car.

The thin monkey ran more than a hundred meters away, and when he turned around and saw that I didn't run, he turned back again, and he said embarrassedly: "Brother Zhang, it almost scared my soul away." You say, this old Xu Tou is too unreasonable, let's do good things for him, but he also ran out to scare people. ”

"Thin monkey, Lao Xu Tou didn't scare the two of us, he ran out to thank us. He just said to me: You and the thin monkey are both good people, I will not forget you both, and I will bless you both in the underworld with a long life and great blessings. ”

"Ah, Lao Xu Tou really said that. "The skinny monkey seems a little unconvinced.

"Of course, I'm still going to lie. I swear.

"Alas, it's all to blame for my cowardice, as soon as I saw the green smoke coming from the grave, and there was a loud bang, I was suddenly gone, and my legs ran up involuntarily. When the thin monkey said this, he thumped his legs and scolded, "It's really useless." ”

I said to the thin monkey with a serious face: "Old Xu Tou also said, let your mouth tighten, don't talk about this nonsense everywhere, he said: As soon as this matter gets out, it won't work." ”

"Brother Zhang, I won't tell anyone. Skinny Monkey said.

I opened the trunk of the car, took out a small shovel, and said to the thin monkey: "Old Xu Tou's grave has a crack, you go to the grave and remember: bury the black dog in it." ”

The thin monkey took the shovel and ran over.

I stood next to the car and watched as the skinny monkey shoveled a dozen shovels of soil in a row, and then beat around the grave for a while. Then, he ran over happily and said, "Brother Zhang, I'm doing a good job." However, Lao Xu didn't say a word of thanks to me. ”

"Just now, as soon as Lao Xu Tou came out, he scared you so much, you say, does he dare to come out and scare you?" I explained.

"Also, if Old Xutou's ghost really escapes, I still have to escape. For my legs will not listen to me. Skinny Monkey said embarrassedly.

Actually, I have long seen that the thin monkey is a timid and afraid person, and if you want him to do something to kill people and sell goods, he really doesn't have the guts.

"Let's go. "I got in the car with the skinny monkey.

Ten minutes later, the car arrived in town. I parked my car in front of the "Family Family" restaurant.

"Handsome, you're here. "The hostess's eyes were very poisonous, and she recognized me immediately.

"Boss, I said that I will come, I have always been true to my words and deeds. "I led the skinny monkey into the hotel.

The proprietress glanced at the thin monkey and asked in a low voice, "Hey, handsome guy, that handsome guy didn't come last time." ”

It seems that the proprietress is still thinking about Cheng Yifei.

"What, you have a crush on that handsome guy?" I asked with a smile.

"Where. I've got my eye on you. "The proprietress secretly twisted my arm.

"I've brought a little handsome guy this time, isn't it as handsome as that handsome guy?" I snorted at the skinny monkey.

The proprietress frowned, rolled her eyes at the thin monkey, and said disdainfully: "Where is he a handsome guy, the ugly brother is almost the same." ”

"Hey, you still look down on people. I glared at the hostess.

"Handsome guy, you think I have no vision, just like him, so thin that there is only one bone frame left, if you didn't bring him here, I wouldn't let him in. The proprietress snorted.

"People are not here to go on a blind date with you, you care whether they are fat or thin. I think it's time for your hotel to change its name. I said.

"Handsome guy, what do you say?" asked the proprietress with interest.

It should be changed to "Invite Handsome Guys into the Hotel". I said with a grin.

"Wow! That's a great idea. I'll ask someone to rewrite a store sign tomorrow, and it's called "Invite Handsome Guys into the Hotel". The proprietress said with a grin.

"If you really change, this hotel should be closed. I said coldly.

"Wrong! If I really change, I will definitely have a lot of customers. The proprietress giggled.