136.Chapter 136 Chapter 0136: The First Taste of a Sweet Kiss
The little widow looked at me with a puzzled look on her face and asked, "Brother Zhang, since Qu Hui loves you, why does Lao Xu Tou want to harm you? Isn't Lao Xu Tou willing to let you have contact with Qu Hui?"
"On the contrary, Lao Xu Tou didn't want any woman to get close to me, so I became Qu Hui's supernumerary husband. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" I said huffingly.
"Old Xu Tou is too immoral to do this. The little widow pursed her lips and reproached dissatisfiedly: "If Lao Xu Tou doesn't let any woman get close to you, won't you let you beat a bachelor for the rest of your life." No reason!"
"Old Xu Tou doesn't care about it, he relies on himself to know a little yin and yang, and wants to control me, hum, no way!" I glared at my eyes and said proudly: "What about me, God helps me, hehe......"
The thin monkey had already led the black dog into the car, and he asked, "Brother Zhang, can you go?"
I waved my hand and said, "Don't panic, you wait for me in the car." ”
The thin monkey obediently got into the car.
I said to the little widow, "Where are your in-laws?"
"I went to work in the fields, and I was alone at home with the children. The little widow whispered, "Brother Zhang, go and sit in the house." ”
I knew that the little widow was trying for me to honor three kisses.
"Okay. "I thought to myself: since I have promised the little widow, I should keep it.
As soon as I entered the house, the little widow threw herself into my arms.
"Brother Zhang, I love you. The little widow muttered.
"Cuihua, I like you too. I stroked the little widow's back. I thought: Old Xu Tou said that the little widow is a fox spirit, maybe he deliberately scared me, and wanted me to retreat from the difficulties and stay away from the little widow.
"Brother Zhang, kiss me. The little widow looked up, closed her eyes, and said expectantly.
I looked at the little widow's delicate face and thought: No wonder the toad mirror was fascinated by the little widow when she saw her, she was indeed too beautiful, this beauty is just like Qu Hui said: "It's like a lotus flower that has just come out of the water." ”
I leaned down and kissed the little widow lightly on the forehead, and suddenly, I felt a hint of sweetness in my mouth.
Ah, is it that the little widow's body is made of honey, and it is sweet?
I leaned down again and kissed the little widow on the left side of the cheek, and as I kissed, I deliberately stuck out my tongue and licked the little widow's face.
At this moment, I really felt that the little widow's skin was sweet. This sweetness, not like sugar, not like honey, is a strange sweetness.
I pouted and thought greedily: Why didn't I have this sweetness when I kissed Qu Hui?
I thought again: Perhaps, I was too panicked when I kissed Qu Hui, and I didn't savor it at all.
I leaned down again and kissed the little widow on the right cheek, and this kiss stayed on the little widow's face for half a minute.
I licked, kissed, and sucked, and I couldn't bear to leave the little widow's face.
"Brother Zhang, why are you biting my face?" the little widow asked.
"Ahh I've taken your face for chocolate, hee-hee......"
"Brother Zhang, is my face very sweet?"
"yes, it's sweet. Strange, how can your face be sweet?" I wondered.
"Brother Zhang, are you kissing my hand, see if it's sweet?" the little widow raised her hand and raised it to my lips.
I greedily kissed the little widow's hand and licked it with my tongue again.
"Ah, the hands are sweet too. I was amazed.
The little widow kissed her hand herself, and said in confusion, "It's not sweet at all." ”
"That's weird, I feel a hint of sweetness everywhere I kiss you. "I was confused, too.
"Brother Zhang, let me kiss you and see if you are sweet. The little widow said, upside down, and kissed me on the left cheek.
"Oh my god, your face is sweet too. The little widow exclaimed.
"Really?" I asked, incredulously.
"Brother Zhang, your face is really sweet, I didn't lie. When the little widow had finished speaking, she lifted her foot upside down and kissed me on the right cheek.
I was surprised that the sweetness of kissing each other was undoubtedly the discovery of a new world.
"Weird, weird, weird. I said repeatedly.
"Brother Zhang, I don't think it's strange at all, in books, movies, and TV series, don't you often say: sweet kiss. The little widow said in no surprise.
"Yes. "It dawned on me.
I looked at the little widow and wanted to kiss her a few more times, but I tried to restrain it. Because, there is another woman in my heart, and that is Miao Siyu.
"Cuihua, I have to go. I gently pushed the little widow away.
"Brother Zhang, Lao Xu Tou understands yin and yang, you sprinkle black dog blood on his grave, beware of his methods. The little widow said worriedly.
"It doesn't matter. He had just died, and within seven days the Yin Soul was still in his body, and he couldn't escape. I said.
When I was about to go out, I took out 20,000 yuan from my satchel and handed it to the little widow: "Cuihua, I made a little fortune, and I will let you be a little happy." ”
The little widow looked at the money, shook her head, and said, "I don't want your money." ”
"Then even if I lend it to you, I will return it to me when you get rich in the future. "When I saw that the little widow insisted on not taking the money, I stuffed it under her pillow.
"Cuihua, don't let your in-laws know. You are an orphan and a widow, you can't do it without some private money. I said earnestly.
"Brother Zhang, let's go. The skinny monkey shouted outside.
I thought to myself: This skinny monkey is really ignorant, doesn't he know that I and the little widow are making out in the house?
I got out of the house, waved at the little widow, and headed for the car. Suddenly, I saw the little widow's in-laws walking towards the house with a hoe.
At this time, I understood: it turned out that the thin monkey called me to report to me.
I got in the car and said to the skinny monkey, "Thank you." ”
The thin monkey smiled and asked, "Brother Zhang, I have long seen that the little widow likes you and doesn't like the ancient leader." ”
"You already saw that?" I was a little surprised.
"Brother Zhang, you look at the little widow's eyes very gently, and the little widow looks at you very ambiguously, which I saw on the second day of my arrival in Xiao Liuzhuang. Skinny Monkey said with a smile.
"Haha... You're shrewd enough. I ask you, "Do you see it?" I asked worriedly. I don't want to be a rival to Toad Mirror.
"Although Leader Gu is shrewd, he is sometimes quite sluggish. He didn't notice your love affair with the little widow. He also said to me: Leader Zhang is not interested in women, and may have physical problems. Hee-hee......"
"Haha... You're a good eyer. I looked at the thin monkey and reminded, "Thin monkey, everything about us is a military secret." ”
"Brother Zhang, I know. The skinny monkey said knowingly.
I think that the little brother Skinny Monkey is a good friend, and with him, he can do a lot of things for me. The important thing is that this thin monkey's mouth is very tight, as if there is an iron general guarding the door, which is the most commendable.
It didn't take long for the car to drive to Xujiawan.
I drove the car straight to the cemetery.
There was silence in the cemetery.
The skinny monkey was about to get out of the car, but I grabbed him and said, "Don't panic, put this on." ”
I took two hoods out of my bag, handed one to the skinny monkey, and said, "Don't let anyone see us." ”
In fact, I took the hood not because I was afraid that people would see it, but because I was afraid that the ghost of Lao Xu Tou would see it. This old Xu Tou is not an ordinary person, and I don't want to offend him publicly.
The skinny monkey obediently put on his hood, got out of the car, and pulled the black dog out of the trunk.