Chapter 18: Humiliated by the Piggy (Ask for Recommendation and Collection)
"Little piglet, how can there be a little piglet in this wilderness place? Could it be that God saw that I was trapped in the shallows and the hero was in distress, and when I was hungry and thirsty, he specially gave this little pig to let me have a roast suckling pig? After I caught it later, I will have a golden pig, doesn't this mean that I am about to come to the end of my hardships, and my luck will be the head?"
Seeing this little pig, Hu Qiong felt that her saliva suddenly increased a lot, and it was about to flow out. www.biquge.info The first reaction in his mind was that this pig was unbearable after God saw him so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, and he specially sent it down to make roast suckling pig for him.
"No, if this was given to me by God, it should have fallen from the sky, not from behind a tree. Besides, this God is omnipotent, since you want to give me a piglet, why do you want to give me a live one, you have to let me kill the pig and remove the hair, why don't you do it in one step, just roast it and throw it down for me. ”
"Look at the little pig's fur is smooth and shiny, and it is not stained with dirt or anything, and it does not look like a wild boar, but it looks like it is domestic. It's so late, and the domestic pigs come here, doesn't that mean that the master's house is nearby? That doesn't mean that I have found a place to stay, and I don't have to sleep in the wilderness, not only will tonight's dinner and supper be settled, but even the problem of tomorrow's dinner can be solved? Look at my analytical ability, I am so smart. ”
Perhaps Hu Qiong himself also felt that it was a bit unrealistic for God to send a pig to solve his hunger problem, after careful observation and research, and finally Hu Qiong judged that this was a domestic, lost piglet from the smooth and shiny fur of the piglet, and at the same time, he was still proud of his excellent judgment ability.
"Such a small pig has escaped, and its owner should come out to look for it in a moment, right? Shall I help to catch the pig and return it to its owner in a moment?"
Thinking that this little piglet can be regarded as a master's thing, this Hu Qiong suddenly became kind, and was ready to help the owner of the pig catch it first, saving the other party from looking for it everywhere for a while.
"No, but also help catch the pig, isn't this a loss of face in our Panlong Town? This has been walked, passed by, that is, not missed, since God let this little pig come to me, this is already destined by God, it will become the food in my mouth, to satisfy my appetite. Let's not talk about it so late, can the owner of this pig find it here, even if I find it, as long as I finish eating and touch my mouth, give him a denial of death, what can he do to me?"
This kind thought was just poured in by Hu Qiong, for him, the best destination for this little pig in front of him is to become a roast suckling pig, and finally enter his abdomen.
After making up his mind, Hu Qiong immediately put it into action, only to see him slowly stand up, with a smile on his face, a harmless look of humans and animals, spread his hands, and tiptoed in the direction of the little pig, all the movements were very gentle, for fear of scaring the little pig away.
Hu Qiong had to pause slightly every time she took a step, observe the movement of the little pig with her eyes, and only take the next step after seeing that the little pig did not mean to turn around and run.
I don't know if this pig is stupid and bold by nature, or if it is spoiled by its owner and no longer afraid of humans, although I saw Hu Qiong standing up by the bonfire and sneakily walking towards him, but the pig did not show the slightest timidity, let alone turn around and run, but stopped, stood there quietly, and looked at Hu Qiong with those small eyes like a curious baby.
"This pig was stupid because of me, didn't he? When he saw me approaching, he didn't even know how to run. It seems that tonight's roast suckling pig, I have eaten it. ”
Seeing that as he slowly approached, and the little pig was still standing still, Hu Qiong's heart was also a little excited, after all, this roast suckling pig is not as troublesome as the roasted turtledove, as long as the belly of the little pig is cut open with a knife, and the internal organs can be directly roasted after being thrown away. This roast suckling pig tastes better than a roasted bird's egg thrown in the campfire.
Soon, Hu Qiong walked to a place not far from the little pig and stopped.
Hu Qiong, who stopped his footsteps, first looked at the little pig's reaction, and found that the other party was still indifferent to his movements, and then roughly estimated the distance between himself and the little pig, and then saw Hu Qiong pounce with open hands, wanting to catch the pig by surprise.
At the moment when Hu Qiong's body moved, the little pig who was standing there quietly also moved, and quickly ran to the side. I saw its four little short legs pulling quickly on the ground, which can be regarded as four hooves of wind.
"Bang"
With a loud bang, Hu Qiong's body made an intimate contact with the earth, which could be regarded as a dog gnawing mud, and the chubby body of the little pig ran over with the tip of Hu Qiong's hand, making him completely empty.
The little pig who escaped did not run away in a hurry, but stopped not far from Hu Qiong's fall to the ground and turned around and continued to look at Hu Qiong with those small eyes with mockery.
"I'll fight with you!"
Hu Qiong, who was lying on the ground, felt that he was humiliated and humiliated by a pig after seeing the mockery in the little pig's eyes. Annoyed and angry, he rolled on a lazy donkey, turned over and stood up, stared at the little pig with his eyes, and while striding forward, he waved the dead branch that he had picked up on the side, and chased after the little pig.
Looking at the dead branches that were waving at him, the little pig ran in the direction of the bonfire.
I don't know if this pig did it on purpose, or if Hu Qiong's running speed was not good, and the branch that Hu Qiong was waving was always a little bit close to hitting the pig. Hu Qiong ran faster, this pig also ran faster, and when Hu Qiong's speed slowed down, the pig's speed slowed down correspondingly, giving people the feeling that as long as they worked harder, they could catch this pig, but it was always a little bit worse.
This man and a pig, one chasing and one running, circled around the bonfire.
"Hoo, hoo, dead pig, don't run if you have a kind!"
After a few turns, the fat-headed and big-eared little pig was still jumping around there, and Hu Qiong, who was chasing behind, was already panting like a cow.
"Alas, I'm tired. Are you a pig or a dog? How can you run so well? Doesn't the book say that this pig is lazy and stupid? How can there be such a pig in the world?"
Seeing the little pig running so happily in front of her, Hu Qiong couldn't help but doubt her own cognition, after all, there is no record of a pig in the world who moves so quickly and runs so fast.
"What do you like, I won't run away, sir. Oops, this is exhausting me to death. ”
Hu Qiong had no hope of being able to catch up with this little pig, and after giving up the chase, he stopped and sat on the ground, panting heavily.
The little piglet who was deeply immovable and the essence of my immobility saw Hu Qiong stop and sit on the ground and then stopped running.
I don't know if it was to deliberately stimulate Hu Qiong, but after the little pig stopped running away, he turned around and moved closer in the direction of Hu Qiong.
The little pig who walked in front of Hu Qiong stopped, stood there, and continued to look at Hu Qiong quietly with those little eyes, but at this time, the originally mocking gaze had turned into a contemptuous look, as if to say to Hu Qiong:
"Sample, can't you run? I can't run anymore after just a few steps, and I despise you so badly. ”
"God, earth, you still won't let me live, I am despised by a pig, and a little piglet!"
Seeing that contemptuous look, Hu Qiong wanted to cry without tears, and she wanted to die, and she didn't expect that her dignified and manly husband would be seriously despised by a little piglet.
"No, I must find a way to catch you today, otherwise, if you don't get laughed at your big teeth like this, you won't even be able to deal with a little suckling pig, and it will be called a shame for mankind." ”
"What kind of trick should I think of? No children, no daughters, no claws, or no children and grandchildren? No, I can't catch up with this pig at all, so how can I use it? Why don't you see if there are any bricks around or something? It's still not okay, although I can use this brick very well, but after all, it is a weapon for hand-to-hand combat, and it is not a dart that can be used for long-range attacks. ”
"You have to attack from a distance so that you have a chance to hit this dead pig, this stupid pig. Ranged attack weapons, so what should you use?Yes, dear little suckling pig, see how you dodge this time? Wait, see how I concoct you? I'm going to make you flutter. ”
Sitting on the ground, panting Hu Qiong's head has been spinning, thinking about how to deal with this little pig, at this time the look on Hu Qiong's face will be frustrated, happy, and hideous, it is really unpredictable.
In the end, Hu Qiong seemed to have decided something, only to see him let out a wicked laugh and then put his right hand into his arms and grabbed something, then pulled it out and slammed it in the direction of the little pig.
The palm of his hand opened, and a cloud of white powder instantly enveloped the little pig not far away.
"How is it sweat medicine? That's okay, I'll see how you die now? Wait a minute, I'll pick your skin, pull your tendons, and break your body into thousands of pieces, crush your bones and scatter ashes!"
Thinking that he had been looked at by the little pig on the other side with that contempt, Hu Qiong couldn't help but be angry, and now that he had the opportunity to capture the other party, he couldn't help but feel happy to be able to take revenge.
"Why is it suddenly windy?"
Hu Qiong, who was still thinking about catching this little pig for a while and wanting to let it taste the torture of the world, suddenly found that a strange wind was blowing in this calm night, and the sweat medicine that was originally sprinkled on the little pig turned the head of the gun and was blown towards him by the strange wind. This is completely contrary to common sense, and Hu Qiong can't help but let out an exclamation.
Before Hu Qiong's voice fell, he felt a lot of powder being blown into his mouth.
"Bah, Bah, Bah!"
Hu Qiong, who felt that his mouth was blown into the sweat medicine, his first reaction was to quickly spit out all the dust in his mouth, so as not to trouble himself for a while.
Although this Hu Qiong made what he thought was the most correct reaction in the shortest possible time, this medicine can be said to melt in his mouth, except for spitting out a few mouthfuls of saliva, the rest of the medicine was not wasted at all, and it flowed directly down Hu Qiong's throat and into his body.
This is worthy of being a special medicine produced by Panlong Town, which is much stronger than the three-step pouring and the like outside. As soon as this medicine entered her throat, Hu Qiong felt that her whole body was weak, and her whole body collapsed to the ground involuntarily, her eyelids were heavy, and she felt that it was getting heavier and heavier, and she wanted to fall asleep.
Just as Hu Qiong's hands were about to close, the little pig jumped on top of him quickly, ran to his chest, and stood there with its front legs erect, and actually stood up.
Hu Qiong looked through the little gap between his eyelids and his face, and he saw that the little Ding Ding between the legs of the little pig who was standing up had been cocked, as if he was about to fire something, and the position of the muzzle was exactly aimed at his own mouth.