"Where am I? Why are I so groggy?"

I don't know how long it took for this Hu Qiong to open his eyes leisurely, rub his heavy head, and the light around him was a little dim, making him unable to judge where he was for a while. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

When Hu Qiong's eyes gradually adjusted to the surrounding light, she found herself lying on a slope, surrounded by weeds, and there was no human figure around. There was no moon in the sky, and I vaguely felt that there was a big mountain in front of me, and the whole mountain seemed to be overgrown with trees, and this Hu Qiong was lying at the foot of the mountain.

The weed is slender and slender, a little hard, and it makes people feel a little itchy and a little painful when it sticks to the body. This is the first time Hu Qiong has seen the weeds growing on the side of the road, after all, since he can remember, he has lived in Panlong Town, where birds don't, and only a few pots of flowers like Fengyi Tower or Dafa Casino are dotted there, not to mention the weeds around the entire Panlong Town, even a little bit of green can't be seen. As for the concept of weeds, Hu Qiong still learned about it in the books and illustrated books left by Lao Dao.

It was the first time she saw the weeds with her own eyes, and Hu Qiong couldn't help but touch and caress them with her hands, completely ignoring the fact that the hand had been opened one by one by the sharp leaves.

Perhaps it was precisely because of the pain in his hand that was opened by the weeds that Hu Qiong thought that he was originally a hostage taken by Gu Changqing, and now he was abandoned in this deserted place, so he sat up and scolded there:

"This stinky and shameless Gu Changqing, what kind of Jiangnan hero, I think it's just a bunch of stinky ****, if you don't learn, you can learn from others what to rob homes and houses, and take hostages. Even if you ignore the face of the hero, you are willing to fall and hold Lao Tzu hostage. Then you should also serve with good food and drink, instead of knocking Lao Tzu unconscious and throwing it in this wilderness. It's in vain for me to call you so affectionately Master, Gu Changqing, you are simply disgraced to the ancestors of your Gu family. ”

"No, this Gu Changqing has learned badly now, and he can even do things like robbing people and taking hostages, he is no longer a Jiangnan hero, I think he has become a Jiangnan prawn now, or a Jiangnan ****. I should have serious doubts about this Gu Changqing's character now, I have to check to see if this stinky and shameless person took advantage of my coma to steal my things. ”

After scolding a few words loudly, because he was in this wilderness, he couldn't get a response from anyone, and this Hu Qiong also scolded a little dryly, and only then did he remember to check himself to see if there was anything missing on his body, and whether he was taken by Gu Changqing to take the opportunity.

"The sweat medicine is still there. Added lime powder, also still there. Fortunately, it seems that this life-saving thing is still there, and if there is any danger in this meeting, at least it can resist one or two. ”

Hu Qiong was muttering in a low voice while pulling something out of her arms.

Hu Qiong has been growing up since he was a child, except that Gu Changqing taught him a set of exercises to practice luck, and the kung fu on his fists and feet can be said to be ignorant, although in countless street battles, he was self-taught and created two sets of infinitely powerful fists and feet kung fu that would make people frightened just by reporting their names. The hand is mainly clawed, known as the claw without children and daughters, and the leg rule is called cutting off the legs of children and grandchildren, among which the monkey steals peaches and flirts with the legs of the two highest attainments.

Although Hu Qiong's fist and foot moves are extremely powerful, whether it is a monkey stealing a peach or a flirting leg, it is only suitable for frontal warfare, and the opponent must also be a situation where the force value is not far apart.

This sneak attack on the three treasures, the first treasure should be the first conventional weapon of destruction in the world - bricks. As long as you sneak around behind the enemy with a brick in your hand and smash him down hard, you will definitely be able to smash him on the head and break the bloodstream. And the main thing is that this brick is well concealed, and when held in the hand, it can be hidden directly behind you, making it difficult for the enemy to detect. Moreover, this brick can be seen everywhere, and traces of it can be seen everywhere, so it is called the first conventional weapon of destruction. It is precisely because this brick can be seen everywhere that Hu Qiong did not carry it with him.

And the second treasure of this sneak attack is the sweat medicine, but this mastery has relatively high requirements for the user's psychological quality, and it must be unaware when it is cast, and it must not attract the attention of the enemy, so this treasure is really not something that ordinary people can use. But as long as the enemy drinks the sweat medicine you have given, he will be weak and collapse to the ground, and it will be up to you to choose whether to kill or chop at that time.

As for this sneak attack on the third treasure, it should be the lime. If the bricks are conventional weapons of destruction, then this lime should belong to weapons of mass destruction. If you are hit by lime, you will be temporarily unable to open your eyes and see the whereabouts of the other party, or you will be burned by the hot lime and even lose sight in both eyes. And this kind of lethal weapon is also expressly forbidden to be used in the rivers and lakes. Maybe Hu Qiong has never walked on the rivers and lakes and doesn't know the rules of the rivers and lakes, so he not only treasures lime, but also adds some chili powder to the lime. If anyone is spilled into their eyes by the bag of lime in Hu Qiong's arms, they can only say goodbye to their own eyes.

"The knife wound medicine is still there, the ring left by Lao Dao is still there, the carving knife is still there, and the fire fold is still there. ”

As Hu Qiong continued to take out the same things from his arms, it didn't take long for him to pile up a small pile of items in front of him, and he didn't know how he put them, and he was able to put so many bits and pieces on his body.

"Where's my silver ticket?"

As the things in his arms gradually decreased, Hu Qiong finally found that he had something missing, and he found that all the silver tickets he was carrying were gone. Immediately, a shocking outrage rang out throughout the wilderness:

"Gu Changqing, you turtle bastard. I greet your grandmother. You stinky shameless, throw you in the toilet, I'm sure the toilet will vomit. You murderer of a thousand knives, why don't you die? Why didn't your parents drown you in the toilet bowl when you were born? I dare to steal even my uncle's money, don't let me touch you. When I see you, I won't castrate you and sell you as a rabbit minister, I'll be surnamed Gu with you, a bastard. I'll draw a circle and curse you, I wish you a son without asshole, I wish you bad breath and yellow teeth and blisters all over your body!"

The scolding was full of grief and indignation, which really made the listener sad and smelled tears.

"Gollum!"

I don't know how long this Hu Qiong has been scolding, it can be said that the sky is colorless, the sun and the moon are colorless, just as he was scolding on Xing's head, a sound of fasting from his stomach interrupted his scolding thoughts.

"This bastard bastard has made me unconscious for a few days, why is this stomach so hungry? No matter how much, let's go find something to eat first, and then pay tribute to this temple of the five organs. ”

Although he still wanted to continue scolding, the feeling of his chest against his back made Hu Qiong have to temporarily truce.

Although it was the height of summer, the weeds around it did not grow very luxuriantly, walking on this hillside, with the help of the starlight in the sky, Hu Qiong found that in the place where his eyes could see, not to mention rabbits or anything, even a vole could not see. The whole world was silent, and as the man walked past, the only sound was the sound of footsteps stepping on the grass except for the distant call of an owl.

"What the hell is this place? I can't even see a mouse, so I can only go into the woods in front of me and find a bird's nest and touch two eggs." ”

After turning around the hillside and not finding any animals that could be eaten, Hu Qiong muttered in his mouth and walked towards the mountain.

In the beginning, there were only three or two small trees growing alone on the hillside. The more you walked towards the mountain, the more and more trees there were, and the taller they became. Inadvertently, Hu Qiong found that there was darkness in front of her, and all the starlight was blocked by the trees.

Hu Qiong lit the fire fold and held it high above the top, looking upwards with both eyes, searching the high treetops, hoping to find a bird's nest or something. As soon as he found something suspicious, Hu Qiong extinguished the fire and quietly climbed up to the treetops.

Although it was the first time to see what a tree looked like, and it was also the first time to climb a tree, after all, Hu Qiong was still young, and her hands and feet were still relatively flexible.

"It seems that today's luck is not too bad, at least I don't have to starve to death in this wood. ”

Perhaps Hu Qiong's bad luck has come to an end, and the kung fu of this meeting has touched three bird's nests, and none of them have failed. At this time, he already had five or six old turtledoves in his hands, and a dozen or so bird eggs in his arms.

"The black lights didn't see a water source or anything, and these birds didn't have a place to pluck their feathers and disembowel. These dozen or so eggs are baked, and they can barely rest their stomachs, so these birds should wait until tomorrow to clean up before eating. ”

Hu Qiong, who decided that it was not known what to eat for dinner or supper, picked up some dead branches around and then built a bonfire in the clearing in the forest.

After putting the eggs in her arms in the fire, Hu Qiong sat cross-legged on the ground and took off her shoes. After taking off his shoes, holding them in his hands, and taking out a piece of paper from inside his shoes and unfolding it, Hu Qiong let out a demonic laugh.

"Gu Changqing, your grandson. Even if you are cunning like a ghost now, you can't imagine that your master, I have been taught by your Taoist grandfather since I was a child, that this cunning rabbit still has three holes, and all eggs can't be put in one basket. Do you really think that after looting the dozens of taels of silver on the master's body, the master will be penniless? Let me tell you, Gu Changqing, this big head is still here. ”

Hu Qiong slowly unfolded the piece of paper, and under the light of the bright bonfire, the silver ticket clearly had two or three big characters written on it.

"Who?"

Just when Hu Qiong was still indulging in admiring the two or three big characters on the silver ticket, suddenly he felt that there was a shadow shaking behind the big tree not far from him. In a hurry, Hu Qiong hurriedly crumpled the silver ticket in his hand, stuffed it back into his shoes, and looked up again.

Looking up, Hu Qiong seemed to be a little unconvinced of his eyes. After rubbing her eyes with her hands, Hu Qiong looked over carefully to make sure that she was not mistaken.

In Hu Qiong's eyes, he saw behind the tree opposite, slowly walking out a white, not very big, but round, long nose, two nostrils exposed, a big mouth underneath, a pair of small eyes on it, big fan-like ears on both sides, swaying, like a fan fan-like small animal walking towards him.

That's right, it was a little white pig who walked out from behind the big tree, and walked in the direction of Hu Qiong with small square steps.