Let's go, let's go, and go to Kyushu in a hurry. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zhou Ru is ideal farewell should be the kind of autumn leaves in the sky, he is dressed in a white robe, standing on the bridge, folding a willow, holding it in his mouth, waving his hand with his back to Huang Wubian and Zhou Ru, his posture is chic, and he feels like a jade tree in the wind.

But now, it's just two words - collapse!

Have you ever seen someone who was whipped and dragged away in front of a friend, with tears streaming down their faces?

Have you ever seen someone being dragged along by a starfish?

I've seen it! I'm the one who was dragged along.

Zhou Ru didn't know what words to use to describe his mood at this time, if he could scold people, Zhou Ru would definitely say three words to the little starfish - I'll you!

Ahh

"Ho ho ho ho~" The little starfish kicked on the little leather boots, rubbing and rubbing, like the pace of the devil, one of its tubes held a leather whip, and the other four tubes kept pulling the air, dragging Zhou Ruyi, and waves quickly in the sky.

At this time, if you put a surfboard and a pair of sunglasses on the little starfish's feet, it will be handsome in this position.

Director: Ahem, that brother, you didn't perform well, you shouldn't cry, right now, you should spread your wings and soar, put on a flying movement, is this okay? Do you see what you look like now, a dead dog being dragged away?

Zhou Ruyi: Die, director, try it for you, the speed is 300 meters per second, it's about to catch up with the speed of sound, okay, and you still make a flying move?

Zhou Ru felt a burst of pain in his scalp, which was caused by the strong wind generated by the little starfish surfing in the sea of clouds.

The wind was very strong, blowing on Zhou Ruye's head, as if it was knocking with a small hammer, and it almost didn't make him collapse.

Fortunately, this difficult time passed quickly.

Within half a day, the little starfish took him back to the three thatched houses, the place called the "Flying Immortal Mansion".

The familiar small courtyard, the familiar thatched house, and the ten small earth graves that Zhou Ru was reluctant to take a step closer to, all remained the same.

Zhou Ru landed in the style of flat sand and geese, which has become a common practice.

The little starfish is very familiar with this, so this time it also entered Zhou Ruye's wish.

"Ho ho ho" Xiao Haixing let go of the leather whip that dragged Zhou Ruye, and the right pipe foot patted his side face, as if to say: "Little girl, the master is gone, this time, the waiting master is very satisfied, I hope to continue to work hard next time, ahhahahaha~"

Yindang, shameless, the little starfish crossed his waist, twisted and twisted, bypassed the thatched house, and ran to the grave to sleep.

Uncle, don't be in a hurry to leave, let the slave family feed you a piece of Xiang, okay?

Gritting his teeth and getting up from the ground, Zhou Ru took two deep breaths, suppressed the dissatisfaction and resentment in his heart, put on a daisy-like smile on his face again, pushed open the door of the thatched house, and came to the house.

Master, let's talk back and forth, I don't know, what kind of wind are you going to smoke this time?

Zhou Ru stood respectfully in front of the ice-faced female drunkard, with a very flattering expression.

Friends, audience, you actually say that I am a dog!

You must know that this person who is lying on the collapse and burping is a big boss, and if he doesn't agree with him, he will make trouble!

Are you afraid?

Hum!

"Come on, hiccup~" The ice mistress held the wine jar in her arms and poured it towards her mouth, and that posture was simply bold.

Zhou Ru was very skeptical that the hostess in front of her was a big man with a woman's coat.

With this drinking posture and a life-heavy temperament, ten macho men can't match one of her!

"What have you done lately?hiccup~"

What did you do? That's a lot! What do you want to know?

Zhou Ru was thinking about what he had done in the last three days, and he counted a lot.

The sword intent class composed poems, cured the frost hall, was forced by the red monkey to practice swords, pickled girls, helped dogs and men and women to achieve positive results, and secretly filmed。。。。。。 You're getting old, okay?

So, what shall I tell you, master?

The ice-faced female drunkard raised her hand and hooked Zhou Ruye's neck, she stuffed the wine jar into Zhou Ruyi's arms, and was afraid to pat Zhou Ruye's side face.

"Drink! After drinking, let's talk about ~burp~"

Drink it ~ drink it ~ drink it ~ Can I say no?

No!

This special jar of wine has to weigh two catties, and this has to be drunk in one go, and I'm talking a fart.

Zhou Ru was about to cry, holding the wine jar in his arms, and his legs were trembling.

"What's the matter??,It's not enough to dislike an altar?,Okay!The old lady is happy today.,I'll reward you with another altar.,Hiccup~"

After all, there is another altar in Zhou Ruye's arms~

Two catties of wine is enough to kill me, and four catties are extraordinary, do you want me to die?

Zhou Ru was speechless, looked at the thatched roof, and prayed sincerely: "Ask for God's gift, reward this woman with three divine thunders, I don't want to see her again in my life~"

However, before the prayer was finished, someone's mouth was torn open by a jade hand, and then the spicy liquor whirled down, like a small waterfall, flowing down Zhou Ruye's throat into his stomach.

"Ah~poof~ah~poof~"

As soon as the wine fell, Zhou Ru sprayed, and it didn't take long for the whole person to fall to the ground with convulsions on all fours, and it really didn't look too miserable~

"Before the wine is finished, people will fall, something that has no interest ~ burp ~"

The hostess of the ice surface threw the wine jar away, and stepped on Zhou Ruye's back, twisting and twisting, so happy and comfortable.

"I can make wine, I can mix wine, heh! Little thing, I know how to be a good person, why haven't I seen you mention it, hiccup~"

"That's because you didn't ask him!"

"Who?hiccup~"

"Qimeng, it's me, long time no see~"

A figure gently pushed open the door, smiled on his face, and walked into the room.

The drunken woman in the ice mask looked at it, and the wine jar in her hand roared and smashed into the door of the visitor.

", you're not welcome here~Hiccup~"

The person who came smiled bitterly, the sleeves of his robe fanned, and the wine jar turned into nirvana powder and disappeared in mid-air.

"Qimeng, so many years have passed, haven't you forgotten that incident?"

"Forget, the old lady will never forget for the rest of her life, it has long been engraved here. ”

The drunken woman in the ice mask poked her heart very excitedly, and her pretty face hidden under the mask became very hideous.

"Daode Tianzun, Taishang Laojun, he~ How can you have the face to come here, not afraid of the ten tombs behind the house to laugh at you!"

Taishang Laojun was silent, he rarely lowered his head, his eyes were moist, and there was a flash of crystal.

"Isn't the Heavenly Palace above the Nine Heavens very interesting, hahaha~ The old lady forgot, you are now a high-ranking and powerful existence, the existence of ten thousand immortals, the old lady has such a humble identity, I really shouldn't use this tone to talk to you, isn't it, Daode Tianzun senior!"

Taking a deep breath, the crystal in Taishang Laojun's eyes disappeared, he raised his head, forced a smile to himself, and said, "Back then, blame me, you scolded, you should, just don't torture yourself anymore, okay?"

"Torture? hehe, which eye do you have, do you see that the old lady is torturing herself, wine? Just such a dead thing? Do you think it will cause the slightest harm to me, the Great Luo Jinxian?"

Taishang Laojun, silent again, he didn't know how to face the woman in front of him, was it heartache, guilt, or remorse?

My heart really hurts!

"Tomorrow the birthday banquet of the seventh princess, won't you go and see it?"

The body of the ice-faced female drunkard stiffened, her excited expression instantly dimmed, and she didn't say a word for a long time.

Taishang Laojun looked at him like this, sighed lightly, and no longer asked, he already knew the result in his heart.

"Take him away and protect him~"

"Don't worry. ”