400.Chapter 400 Chapter 0400: Condolences for forced kisses

"Okay, the condolences are over. "I straightened my back and said with a sigh www.biquge.info of relief.

Ding Fei's eyes widened angrily, and he accused dissatisfiedly: "Brother Zhang, if you just deal with me, you have to take it seriously." Look at you, you have tapped me in the face like a dragonfly, not so much a kiss as a rub. This kiss doesn't count, do it all over again!"

"Ding Fei, everyone's kiss is different, my kiss is like this. I argued.

"Brother Zhang, if your kiss is like this, then I can say to you: you haven't learned to kiss yet. So, I'm going to be a free teacher today and teach you how to kiss women. ”

After Ding Fei finished speaking, Yi Gulu jumped up from the sofa. She hugged me, upturned her feet, kissed me affectionately on the right cheek, and then said, "Brother Zhang, you should kiss like me." ”

"Oh, I see. "Now, I'm desperate to know what Ding Fei's trick is, so, obediently.

"It's good to know, come, kiss me again according to my kiss method. Ding Fei raised his face and closed his eyes tightly.

I reluctantly followed Ding Fei's kissing method and kissed her on the left and right cheeks.

"Ahh Ding Fei sighed. She opened her eyes and said unhappily, "Brother Zhang, I found that you don't know how to kiss, but you don't want to kiss me, right?"

"No... No, I've never kissed a woman. I lied.

"!" Ding Fei glared at me and scolded: "Brother Zhang, although you don't have a girlfriend yet, it doesn't mean that you haven't kissed a woman." I ask you: How many times have you been in a relationship?"

"Not once. I continued to lie.

"Brother Zhang, this fart of yours stinks too much, if you say that you haven't been in love once, you won't believe it to the ghost. Ding Fei pouted.

"Really. ”

"Even if it's true, but, you've been in love a lot, right?" Ding Fei said.

"What do you mean by sub-love?" I asked curiously.

"Sub-health, you know, sub-love is equivalent to falling in love, but it is not in love, it is close to love. Ding Fei explained.

"Well, what a strange thing. It's the first time I've heard of the term "sub-love", right?" I said disdainfully.

"What happened to my invention?" Ding Fei looked at me and said, "You and my cousin Ding Cuihua belong to the sub-love." ”

"I... Your cousin Ding Cuihua and I, how did we get involved in love? I hurriedly denied.

Ding Fei smiled and said, "You kissed my cousin, right?"

"No, no. I shook my head.

"The ghosts don't believe it. Ding Fei glared at me and said, "Although my cousin is married and has a son, she is not old after all, and she is young, just like an eighteen-year-old girl, I don't believe it, you are so good to her, you haven't kissed her once." ”

"Your cousin Ding Cuihua is my godsister like you, how can I kiss her?"

"Brother Zhang, I'm also your godsister, didn't you kiss me today. "Ding Fei grabbed my pigtails.

"Ding Fei, I kissed you today, you forced it. I said aggrievedly.

"Whether it was voluntary or forced, in short, you kissed me. Ding Fei smiled and said, "God knows what you think in your heart, I don't believe it, I'm not a big beauty at all attractive to you." ”

"Ding Fei, okay, I admit it: With Ding Cuihua and with you, they are all in love, okay? Hey, I kissed and kissed, why don't you come up with a clever plan." I urged anxiously.

"Okay, it's time to say it, otherwise, if Brother Zhang is in a hurry, I will feel distressed. Ding Fei looked at me with satisfaction and asked faintly: "Brother Zhang, you know where your sister's birthmark is, what color, and what shape it is, so why can't you print one for Liu Xiaohui?"

"Ahh I thought to myself: this is really wonderful, why didn't I think of it?

I patted my head and blamed myself, "I'm a pig's head, why didn't I think about it." ”

"Brother Zhang, look: how is my clever plan?" Ding Fei looked at me with a smile.

"High, high, high!" I said three times in a row. Then, he hugged Ding Fei excitedly and kissed her on the left and right cheeks.

"Brother Zhang, you sent me a prize. Ding Fei asked happily.

I excitedly said, "Yes, you should be rewarded with two kisses." It's a brilliant idea, it's wonderful. ”

Ding Fei pondered: "This morning, I have called the makeup artist of the model team, and she is very good at colors and dyes. She had promised to match me with purple and let me get it in an hour. Also, I made a butterfly-shaped mold myself, you see. ”

Ding Fei opened the drawer and took out a folder from it, she opened the folder, took out a piece of paper and handed it to me.

I took the piece of paper and looked at it, and sure enough, it was a butterfly mold.

"Brother Zhang, look at it, is this butterfly the size okay?" Ding Fei asked.

I took a look, nodded, and said, "Yes, it's probably that big." Do you think, my mother saw this birthmark when Hui Hui was just born, and now, when people are in their twenties, butterflies should be a little older. In fact, my mother can't get the size of it. ”

"Brother Zhang, put this mold on the root of Liu Xiaohui's thigh, and then, apply purple paint, and you can immediately print a birthmark. ”

"Ding Fei, the paint won't fade, will it?" I asked worriedly.

"The makeup artist said that the paint she mixed for me was a special material that would not fade within ten days. Ding Fei said.

"Well, it's enough to have three days without fading. I said gleefully.

"Brother Zhang, let's rush to your hometown after lunch, and we can arrive in the evening. When the time comes, let's find a hotel to stay in, let Liu Xiaohui come to the hotel, and after imprinting the birthmark on the root of her thigh, we can check it for your mother tonight. Tomorrow, let Liu Xiaohui come back with us. Ding Fei said excitedly.

"Okay, that's it. I looked at Ding Fei with admiration and thought: This woman is capable, and when something comes into her hands, it is arranged in an orderly manner.

Ding Fei went to the makeup artist to bring purple dye, and the two of us went to the restaurant for lunch together. As soon as the bowl was lost, he rushed to his hometown.

In the evening, I arrived at my hometown. Not far from home, there is an express hotel.

As soon as Ding Fei and I stayed in the hotel, we called Liu Xiaohui.

"Megumi, there's no one next to you, right?" I asked.

"No one. My uncle and aunt were cooking dinner in the kitchen, and I wanted to help with the cooking, but my aunt firmly disagreed, so I had to sit alone in the living room and watch TV. ”

"Huihui, not far from my house, there is an express hotel, you have dinner, come to room 208 of this hotel, I will wait for you there. I said.