"Brother Zhang, are you back?" Liu Xiaohui said overjoyed. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Huihui, don't keep quiet, I came back secretly, so I don't dare to go home to live. I'm coming back this time to get you a birthmark. I said quietly.

"Ahh

"Megumi, don't be afraid. Ding Fei also came, and in the evening, she will print a fake birthmark for you. I thought to myself: Liu Xiaohui exclaimed, probably worried that I would personally print a birthmark for her.

"Brother Zhang, is Mr. Ding by your side?" asked Liu Xiaohui.

"No, she's in another room. I replied.

"Brother Zhang, I don't want Mr. Ding to print a birthmark for me, I want you to do this. Liu Xiaohui pleaded.

"Megumii, that birthmark is not on your face, arms and legs, but on your secret parts, and it is inconvenient for me to print it for you. Ding Fei is a woman after all, and she is the most suitable for you to print. I explained.

"Brother Zhang, I said it a long time ago, I hate Mr. Ding and don't want her to see my secret parts again. Liu Xiaohui said unhappily.

I thought to myself: This Liu Xiaohui is really a weirdo, a big girl with yellow flowers, and she doesn't even taboo me as a big man.

"Huihui, the fewer people who know about this matter, the better, so I can't find anyone else to do it. You, just be wronged, I beg you. I said earnestly.

Liu Xiaohui didn't say anything for a long time, it seems that she was reluctant to let Ding Fei print a birthmark for her.

"Huihui, listen to my brother, let Ding Fei do it. To tell you the truth, this idea was still from Ding Fei. I persuaded me bitterly.

"Okay. Liu Xiaohui reluctantly agreed.

"Megumi, after dinner, you can find an excuse to come out, and I'll wait for you at the hotel. ”

At six o'clock in the evening, Liu Xiaohui came to the Express Hotel.

As soon as Ding Fei saw Liu Xiaohui coming, she ran over affectionately, hugged Liu Xiaohui's shoulder, looked at her for a while, and shouted in surprise: "Mom, I've lost weight in a few days." ”

Liu Xiaohui grinned and didn't say anything.

"My mom harasses her all day long, so she can't even sleep well, can she not lose weight?" I said apologetically.

Liu Xiaohui said with a wry smile: "My heart has been hanging in the air, and I am always afraid of revealing my stuffing." As soon as the stuffing is revealed, the aunt's illness will be committed. ”

"Alright. Now, there's finally a way to crack it. Ding Fei said with a smile.

"Yes, if you don't solve this problem once and for all, let alone Huihui, even me, I can't sleep well and eat deliciously. I shook my head.

"Without further ado, let's get down to business first. Ding Fei said.

"Okay. I stood up and said, "I'll go to that room and call me when the birthmark is printed." ”

"Brother Zhang, don't go, just sit here, otherwise, I'm afraid. Liu Xiaohui said timidly.

Ding Fei pursed her lips, looked at Liu Xiaohui and asked, "Am I a tigress?"

"I'm afraid you'll take a picture of me. Liu Xiaohui said bluntly.

"Oops, I... How can I take a picture of you? If you don't believe me, I'll keep my phone for you. Ding Fei took out his mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Liu Xiaohui.

Liu Xiaohui took the phone and said embarrassedly: "Mr. Ding, I'm sorry." ”

"Alas, you, I'm sorry for my business, it's not one or two, if it were on someone else, I would have been rude to you a long time ago. I will forgive you for making you like my little sister. Ding Fei said helplessly.

I left the room and paced down the hallways of the hotel.

About half an hour later, the door of the guest room opened, and Ding Fei poked his head out and said, "Brother Zhang, come in." ”

As soon as I entered the guest room, Ding Fei said happily: "It's successful, it's like a real birthmark." ”

"Really?!That's great. I said happily.

"Brother Zhang, the paint that the makeup artist mixed for me is so amazing, it's like a real birthmark, it's enough to mess with it. Ding Fei sighed.

Liu Xiaohui had already put on her pants, and she blushed and said, "Brother Zhang, tonight, why should I say it to my aunt." In the past, I didn't let her old man take off my pants, but if I took the initiative to take them off tonight, wouldn't it make my aunt suspicious?"

I thought about it for a while, and said in person: "Huihui, you play a play tonight." ”

"Acting?" Liu Xiaohui looked at me blankly.

"At night, as soon as you go to bed, you cry out that your stomach hurts. That way, my mom will rub your belly. As for you, you said that it hurt down to the bottom, so you naturally took off your pants. I laughed.

"yes, I see. Liu Xiaohui nodded.

"Brother Zhang, you are really not wordy. According to what I mean, I will say that it hurts at the beginning, and let my aunt show you. In this way, it is not only straight to the point, but also so as not to be far-fetched. Ding Fei said dissatisfied.

"Ding Fei's idea is also good. Megumi, you can do what you want. I laughed.

"Brother Zhang, will this birthmark last forever?" asked Liu Xiaohui.

"After ten days and half a month, it will fade naturally. Ding Fei said.

"That's... In the future, if my aunt finds that the birthmark is missing, how will she respond?" asked Liu Xiaohui with a sad face.

"Let's get past this first. I thought: my mother saw the birthmark with her own eyes and would not look at it a second time. I said.

Ding Fei smiled and said faintly, "That's not necessarily. No one can say anything about the old man. ”

"Otherwise, the next time I see my mother, I'll print it again. Actually, it's a bit of trouble. I said helplessly.

Ding Fei smiled and said, "Brother Zhang, I found that you seem to have become extremely stupid on the issue of birthmarks. ”

"What do you mean by that?" I asked, displeased.

"I mean: you can't even figure this out, it's incredible. Ding Fei said disdainfully.

"You are smart, tell me: what to do?" I will take Ding Fei's army.

Ding Fei grinned and said proudly: "Liu Xiaohui, tonight, when your aunt tells you that there is a birthmark between your thighs, you have to pretend that you didn't know before, and then, you look in the mirror at the birthmark and complain that this birthmark is too ugly." Finally, you have to say to your aunt: "Go to the hospital and get rid of this birthmark." ”

"Ahh I gave me a high-five.

"Brother Zhang, I have this idea, I can solve the problem once and for all. lest you see your aunt once and make a birthmark once. ”

"Ding Fei, you are so smart, you can compare with Zhuge Liang. I exclaimed.

"Compared with Zhuge Liang, I am ashamed of myself. But compared to your brother Zhang, I'm slightly better, right?" Ding Fei said proudly.

"You... You are indeed smarter than me. I confessed.

I rubbed my head and said to myself, "I seem to have become stupid when it comes to finding my own sister." ”