Tie Buwei, who was intoxicated with his cleverness, didn't notice the crunch of the tree trunk standing beneath him. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang Ming, who was originally searching for the way out of the forest, suddenly heard the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, so he stopped and thought" It shouldn't be that one of those stupid people fell down when he climbed the tree, it would be too embarrassing, or hurry up and take a look, if that's really the case, I really have to thank the fool who showed me the way, it's really stupid, a person who can do light work must look good when he falls from the tree, at least the expression when he falls to the ground will be very interesting, I don't know if the posture when he falls on the ground is a flat sand falling goose or four feet to the sky or the most difficult five-body throw, if there are protruding stones and broken wood in the middle of the place, it will be more interestingThe miserable screams came from afar, and Zhang Ming was surprised, "There are really people who are so weak, it's miserable enough." "The boundless birds flew densely in the sky, and it was only after a few minutes that they returned to the calm woods. Zhang Ming, who was 'catching' in the direction where the voice came, stopped with his footsteps faster than the turtle king, and said loudly, "Who is here, please show up as soon as possible, otherwise don't blame Zhang Ming for being selfless", Zhang Ming, who felt a faint murderous aura, was nervous and thought, "How can I meet the top master every time, and basically I have to start fighting as soon as I meet, does this god see that I don't like my eyes and want me to kill it, the master I met this time is murderous and condensed but there is no bloody breath, it seems that it is another tough battle." He took out Long Ling from his arms and held it tightly in his hand, focusing on all sides and listening to all directions, the surrounding bushes made noise one after another, Zhang Ming kept turning the direction and stared at the bushes that made a sound to prevent the enemy from attacking. The enemy kept turning in a circle, Zhang Ming also rotated, and after a while, the feeling of dizziness invaded, Zhang Ming wanted to close his eyes and rely on his ear to defend the position, when the murderous aura surged to Zhang Ming from behind, Zhang Ming turned around and saw that it was a small porcupine, at this time Zhang Ming was even more dizzy and said with a wry smile: "I, Zhang Ming, was played by a little porcupine today, let people know that I don't make people laugh to death, pigs, pigs, you are unlucky, for the sake of my face, I have to kill the pig." Zhang Ming simply stabbed into the belly of the little porcupine, since Zhang Ming thought that he could end the life of the little porcupine, the little porcupine pig was smart enough to hit Long Ling's knife body with its small fangs, the knife stabbed the little porcupine actually stepped on the knife body and jumped upwards to arch Zhang Ming's body with its small and sharp fangs, Zhang Ming, who was in a hurry, couldn't care about the 'big plan' to kill the pig, avoided its edge, leaned sideways and leaned back, the sharp fangs easily cut through Zhang Ming's clothes and left a long slit on it.

Zhang Ming looked at the little porcupine with developed intelligence and wiped the cold sweat at this time, Zhang Ming really wanted to find out the guy who said "The intelligence of animals is far inferior to that of humans", and then repaired the guy fiercely, the little pig in front of him is much stronger than many shrimp on the rivers and lakes, if it is instinct, Zhang Ming really can't believe it, "There are perverted pigs in the perverted world," Zhang Ming sighed with tears. The little pig once again arched to Zhang Ming and secretly thought, "This time you are not dead, the real Jesus blesses, Satan is reluctant to accept you, the marshal of the canopy is your brother" to the little pig with a knife, who knows that the little pig kicked to the right to avoid, Zhang Ming then inserted to the right, the little pig avoided it left, the left inserted, Xiao Zhu kicked to the right, Zhang Ming kept inserting the stab, the little pig dodged without danger, and the distance between the pig and the person was gradually narrowed. Zhang Ming, who became more and more irritable, the length of the blade submerged in the soil also increased, and finally in Zhang Ming's angry blow, the hand was submerged in the soil, Zhang Ming was dumbfounded, and the little porcupine immediately launched a charge to Zhang Ming. At this moment, Zhang Ming suddenly found that the old trees, green leaves, densely growing grass, yellow and green wattle vines, scattered small flowers, and free-flying sparrows were so beautiful, everything seemed to be plated with the luster of the heart, Zhang Ming exhaled lightly and smiled, "Fortunately, this catastrophe allowed me to escape again, just now I almost became the first eunuch in history to be clicked by a pig, praise everything" The ecstatic Zhang Ming forgot the existence of the little porcupine.

"Ah, it hurts me to death" Zhang Ming shouted, looking back, a fat yellow porcupine cub was sticking to Zhang Ming's own calf, the sharp fangs had pierced into Zhang Ming's calf muscles, Zhang Ming threw back, the wound was pulled bigger, the pain was deeper, the little porcupine was thrown out, like a ball on the ground "snap" hit the tree. When Zhang Ming was about to celebrate the hell of the little porcupine soul, the little porcupine who seemed to be dead suddenly turned over and rushed towards Zhang Ming with red eyes.

"How many spiders have I got when you came back, you haven't come back to release spiders just now, shouldn't you have caught any of them, I have one, the time of this pillar of incense flies so fast" Tie is no wonder when he saw Xia Canghai returning to the open place empty-handed, and sneered, and the people who watched Xia Canghai not catch a spider showed a look of disappointment, disappointed and lost an opportunity to increase their reputation in the rivers and lakes. Xia Canghai smiled lightly, "Tie is not to blame, why did I see that I didn't catch the spider, isn't it" Xia Canghai crawled out of the sleeves of two spiders with green heads and red bodies, Tie Bu blame asked unconvinced, "Since you have found the spider, why don't you put it back in the hollow tree?" Xia Canghai grabbed both spiders on his left hand and said, Don't blame you for thinking that I don't know that you have done something to the two trees, those two are probably connected by you with a pipe, the faint rosin fragrance emanating from your tree is the favorite of this spotted spider, if I really do what you said, it should be you who win people now, I should be right. ”

A shout and scolding suddenly sounded in the open space, and Tie Bu blamed the old man and said, "Okay, even if you win this game, now it's better to go back to the hut than the second game" After saying that, he flew away, and Xia Canghai and the others immediately followed.

"Hmph, I can't imagine that you are quite energetic, but if you dare to do it again, I will definitely catch you and tear you alive, so you better run away, otherwise you will die" Zhang Ming gasped and shouted, at this time Zhang Ming's clothes had become bandages tied to his legs, but from time to time there were still one or two drops of blood oozing out and dripping to the ground, and the weedy ground under him had been dyed with a layer of light red by the blood, and several ants were hovering beside the blood droplets of weed roots. The little porcupine that did not give up rushed to Zhang Ming again, Zhang Ming, who was sweating in his heart, dodged the impact of the little porcupine without leaving the ground, turned his head and grabbed it backhand, and a fat yellow little porcupine was caught by Zhang Ming on his left hand, no matter how he struggled, he did not escape from Zhang Ming's charred black hand, Zhang Ming with an excited face carried it in front of him, looking at this little pig that brought him a lot of harm, Zhang Ming really wanted to pinch it to death and make it into a meatloaf, but looking at the arrogant and unyielding eyes Zhang Ming thought of his former self, and thus reflected on his own now, the decisive drive in the past has become the hesitation now, sighed deeply, Zhang Ming, who was lonely in his eyes, sighed: "Stinky pig, look at your now, alas, see your spirit of not giving up and let me learn to stay on my feet and be able to dodge smoothly, I will let you go today, he will dodge when you see those people who will fly in the air, don't mess with them, otherwise you may become a roast pig at any time, return to your own jungle" The moment he put down the little porcupine pig who knew that he was useless and was still struggling, Zhang Ming suddenly woke up to the bigger wrong thing he had done, a person next to the thatched hut, if he accidentally walked into the forest and encountered a poisonous snake and beast, it would be miserable, in a hurry, Zhang Ming kicked up the tree regardless of his foot injury, and saw the direction of the thatched hut at a glance, and immediately jumped to the ground and rushed straight to the direction of the thatched hut, the red liquid flashed with a strange light and fell on the plants along the way, and a small porcupine followed the smell of blood.

"Huhu, where is it, why can't I find it around, it can't really be a person who broke into the forest or fell into the lake," Zhang Ming gasped and muttered to himself with a blank face, jumped to the lake pavilion, looked around, and suddenly a small dot in the center of the lake came into view, and there were some yellow long-bodied fish floating on the surface of the water next to the blue, blue, white and white, and suddenly the image of an animal that looked like a fish and not a fish appeared, and shouted "crocodile" Later, Zhang Ming plunged into the lake like an arrow, and his hands turned quickly like propellers. Swimming and swimming, Zhang Ming noticed that something was wrong, and there were constantly waves hitting his back behind him, so he thought, "According to common sense, there should not be such frequent wave impacts on such a calm lake, unless there are a lot of large floating objects behind him, but when I think about it, I feel that it is not right, there should be no industrial waste floating on the sea like those on the earth in this world for the time being, but how can this be?" Suddenly, a terrible conjecture appeared in Zhang Ming's mind, Zhang Ming, who was pale, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said helplessly, "No, God really wants to play me like this" Turning his head, a bloody mouth with huge teeth appeared in front of Zhang Ming's eyes, and Zhang Ming advanced in a safe direction at a speed of eighty knots per hour for the first time, and the calm lake was covered by a long white wave. The fish drew a lot of ripples, the sparkling lake rippled, the grass on the shore was stretching its body to receive the gentle massage from the lake, and the bright sunlight sprinkled on the lake through the early autumn air brought appropriate warmth, on the other hand, Zhang Ming now, "Huhu, I'm tired to death, this time I can finally get rid of your group of stinky crocodiles, if you catch up, you won't tear me to pieces and eat me, but it doesn't seem to be enough for you to stuff your teeth." Zhang Ming turned his head to look and said with a smile, when he turned his head to look again, Zhang Ming seemed to hear the sound of his body being torn apart, dozens of two-meter-long crocodiles surrounded Zhang Ming's retreat, and stared at Zhang Ming without blinking. "Oh, God, why do you just play with me, let me just get out of the wolf pack and jump into the tiger circle, this will definitely die even worse" Zhang Ming shouted with tears in the corners of his eyes, as the encirclement gradually shrank, Zhang Ming's fists and mood tightened, suddenly a crocodile rushed out of the encirclement and opened his mouth to bite, seeing Zhang Ming's eyes flashed a gleam, thinking, "This time there is help, as long as you dodge the attack of this unsocial crocodile, maybe you can escape from the gap in that circle, it seems that I am really smart to death, wahahahahaha

Zhang Ming, who was overjoyed in his heart, just wanted to swim away to avoid the crocodile's big mouth attack, but at this critical moment, his feet suddenly cramped, and the numb feeling made Zhang Ming unable to drive his feet to swing, at this time Zhang Ming shouted with a mortal heart, "You group of dead animals, Lao Tzu will be buried with you when he dies." "Electricity continued to escape from the left fist, and purple-brown blisters appeared on the water surface with a radius of about eight meters centered on the hand, and the powerful current ******** Zhang Mingdian, who bore the brunt of the attack, and the crocodiles around him were also so electric that even the bones were glowing, and soon after Tranquility returned to the lake, Zhang Ming, who was almost able to go to the king of Yama to chat with the king of Yama, floated on the water, looking at the crocodiles who had turned their white bellies and laughed." This time, if you can't hang Lao Tzu and your surname, it's really not so cool to sit in the electric chair, and even the bones and muscles are almost separated, damn it, next time I will definitely not be so stupid that there are so many crocodiles, and I will exhaust myself if I don't electrocute myself. At this moment, a huge object surfaced, a bright smile froze on Zhang Ming's face, and the depressed Zhang Ming scolded, "God, what are you kidding, this time this boy confessed, a sixty-seven or eight-meter-long crocodile will actually appear in this lake, I can't admit defeat now, now even if you give me a heavy laser cannon, it's useless, I don't even have the power to pull the trigger, come on, kill if you want to, I won't cry." "Li, I'm afraid you won't be able to help me this time" Zhang Ming sighed sadly, "That's right, Feng, you're right, even I can't help you, for this kind of ancient beast, even I am in my heyday on this water surface, I'm afraid I won't be able to hurt it in the slightest" Li replied very affirmatively, after hearing Li's words, Zhang Ming's heart was like a stone statue being hammered by a huge iron chain, and the whole "snapped" The sound was shattered, and Zhang Ming, who was holding the heart of survival, watched the huge mouth in front of him slowly open with a fearful face, just when Zhang Ming thought with tears in his eyes, "It will definitely be swallowed whole" , A boy in blue pants and white clothes walked out of the crocodile's mouth, opened his pants and peed out, just urinating on Zhang Ming's head, at this moment Zhang Ming felt that the sky was dark, and he couldn't help but admire, if it was spread that there was a little boy who could not be eaten in the mouth of the murderous giant crocodile and still swim so leisurely and freely, I am afraid that not many smart people will believe it, but when the facts are put in front of your eyes, it is not a question of whether you want to or not, it is true.

Looking at the boy's clothes and pants, Zhang Ming felt very familiar, the height was still very similar, the breeze blew through the wet hair and was blown a little away, and when he saw that face, Zhang Ming really wanted Zhao to shoot himself to death, it was clear, if he hid in the mouth of such a giant crocodile, he would be killed by other animals, Zhang Ming would consider choosing to jump off the top of the Himalayas and fall to his death, because at this time, what place would be safe?

After peeing in a daze, he pulled up his pants and walked to the crocodile's mouth, Zhang Ming used all his strength to make a slight voice and shouted, "Don't go, come out, my brother is here," at this time, he seemed to hear something, walked out and looked around, and didn't find anyone scratching his head and walking into the crocodile's mouth again, Zhang Ming, who was flooded into his throat, tried his best to spit out some water, and then tried his best to make a smaller voice and shouted, "I'm here, right next to the crocodile's mouth" Obviously, the crocodile's mouth did not open again as Zhang Ming wished, but closed tightly, and the crocodile body gradually sank, from the mouth to the eyes to the top of the head, until it disappeared. "Li, this time it's really dead, I just got the Bingqing Yulian in my hand, and I still have three flavors of elixir to wake up Xue'er, I can't imagine that my bright life will end like this, it's a pity" Zhang Mingyu said with a sigh of relief. "What are you sorry about," asked the suspicious Li, "Of course, it's a pity that I, a genius that is rare in a thousand years, has not been recited by thousands of people, so I died so young and buried in the belly of a fish, and the beauties in the poor world are missing a wonderful man who has won their hearts," Zhang Ming replied solemnly.

"Is that really the case?" Li forced the vinegar in his heart and asked, "Really, it's a lie, I just want to liven up the atmosphere, don't be jealous" Zhang Ming, who seemed to hear the sound of his finger bones, hurriedly explained, "At this time, you are still in such a good mood to say such things, and I usually don't see you so humorous, and only when it comes to life and death, do you say that you are serious, you don't look like you grow up all day long, and you always let me worry" Li complained.

"It's my fault, it's all my fault, it's all right, it's you who asked me to be optimistic, and now I do what you say, and you're not satisfied, what do you want me to do to be satisfied, Miss Li" Zhang Ming shouted very dissatisfied, People just want you to smile a little more, a little faster, but you just seem so optimistic at this critical moment of life and death, it is clear that you are breaking the jar and pretending to be chic, and in the end you still complain about others, in vain people love you so much and care about you so much, you villain will only hurt people's hearts, I cry to you, stinky man" Li said and cried, and then 'really' cried.

Zhang Ming, who was most afraid of his lover's tears, was suddenly so anxious that he didn't know what to do, and he shouted in a crying voice, "My heart baby, please, don't cry, it's okay, my heart is broken when I cry, I am in pain, I can do anything, as long as you are not crying, then anything will do, if I can live" Li cried even more fiercely, Zhang Ming, who wanted to scratch his head, was weak, looking at the crocodile pair that kept from far to near, Zhang Ming put a layer of black veil in his heart and said something that he didn't even believe in but was extremely firm" Okay, okay, I will definitely live, and I will do everything you say seriously in the future, and this time I will definitely not lie to you (just blame). ”

"Really, what if you lie to me again, we will be punished and we will never see each other again, how about it" Li Hui cried and said, as soon as Li finished speaking, Zhang Ming, who was once again filled with thunder power and became furious, roared loudly and said, "No, nothing can snatch you away from me, even if it is a god or demon, all of them will be given to me to die" (this sentence is true, please see the second part of "????" for details) A "death" Constantly passing outward, the swimming crocodile seemed to be petrified, was fixed in the distance, the lake with Zhang Ming as the center was red within a radius of thirty meters, the black god machine was full of sky at this moment, the drizzle was like cotton, the sky was darkened, and the lake water was no longer clear, but the red and bloody lake water was even more bewitching under the illumination of lightning and white light. The murderous aura that rushed to the sky accelerated the speed of the combination of the heavenly thunder and the nine-turn heavenly thunder, and one after another the heavenly thunder struck the red water, and the powerful current continued to stimulate the muscles of the green muscles to skyrocket like earthworms, and the anger of resentment did not decrease but increased, and the heavenly thunder struck down more frequently. And Wufang Li was surrounded by the warmth brought by Zhang Ming's seemingly arrogant words.

After a long time, Li Cai reluctantly got out of the intoxicating sweetness, and smiled with a happy feeling, "Feng family, I lied to you, how could people leave you, just angry with you, in fact, the giant crocodile just now also knew it, and people used to tease him a long time ago, just to see how you behaved when your life was in danger, you shouldn't blame others." The power in the body was evacuated in an instant, the furious Zhang Ming calmed down, and once again floated softly on the surface of the lake, the blood red of the lake water faded silently as when it came, and the black god machine also seemed to be split by a sharp sword, divided into two halves and scattered to both sides, the warm sunlight kissed the lake again to leave warmth, and at the same time, the crocodiles that were shocked by the previous killing also swam to Zhang Ming, a little white fish, again. At this time, Zhang Ming had forgotten the danger of swimming crocodiles, and imagined a strange picture in his mind, a small bead was constantly bumping against a crocodile that was not known how many times bigger than it, and there was an electric shock in the body as before, which woke up Zhang Ming who was fantasizing, and shouted with shame and anger, "Big pervert, can't you be serious, how can people be like you think, people can be deformed, and if you become bigger than him, you can tease it, stupid" Zhang Ming's eyes immediately flashed a trace of fine light and asked softly." Li, you said that you can use armillary beads to deform, it's not a lie, right" The questioned Li responded proudly, "What are you lying about, people are not like you are a big liar, any inanimate thing can be used to deform if you are attached to it, and it is ......" Li realized that Zhang Ming was tricking her halfway through speaking, so she immediately stopped talking, but unfortunately Zhang Ming had already thought about it, so her stop talking was not noticed by Zhang Ming. Once again, the powerful current made Zhang Ming sober up, and Li said in annoyance, "Quickly put away your dirty thoughts, don't say that people can't do without your body now, even if people can leave, they won't become like that and do those disgusting things with you," the proud Zhang Ming laughed and said, "Li, what disgusting things, I don't understand, just now I was just thinking about something interesting and very important for the family, remember that when I was doing something, someone screamed so loudly and scared away the small animals around me, and I kept asking for it, how can I not be satisfied" Li didn't reply, but the powerful current had already told Zhang Ming what she meant, and the shocking giant crocodile that sank just now floated up, opened its mouth, and Zhang Ming's weak body flowed down the water through the red rock with countless sharp knives, and arrived at a soft and slippery place.

"Wow, Brother Feng, you finally came to play, it's really good, just now a person had nothing to play with sitting on a small yellow croaker to the lake, and then the little yellow croaker swam desperately, accidentally fell into the water, thanks to the little cutie did not fall asleep by the water, and it was really comfortable to sleep in the little cutie's mouth, so I simply slept here, now it is so fun to have Brother Feng to play with, so happy" Jubilant said while jumping, a cold feeling poured into Zhang Ming's heart" Those crocodiles that eat people and don't spit out bones are said to be little yellow croaker, this giant in the water is said to be a little cutie, this time I really convinced you, sure enough, it's a perverted brother little pervert, and he wants me to throw myself to the ground" Zhang Ming thought with a wry smile, three seconds later, "Now my brother doesn't have the strength to play with you, tell you a story, okay, wait for my brother to have the strength to play with you" Zhang Ming said in a slight voice, showing a reluctant face or nodded and sat next to Zhang Ming, under the background of the crocodile mouth wall that glows red and the eerie smell of the teeth, Zhang Ming, who was in a cold sweat, began his story: "Once upon a time there was a little prince. (To be continued.) )