Chapter One Hundred and Four
An hour later, at the edge of the pavilion, two people in drenched clothes were waving their hands at a predator that was gradually moving away, and the little one suddenly shouted in his immature childish voice, "Little cutie, I will play with Brother Feng and you again when I have time in the future" The adult who had just resumed action immediately fell to the ground and said, "No, I won't play in that kind of terrifying place in the future." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Zhang Ming slowly stood up and patted the sand and mud on his pants, pulled out the Long Ling tied to his left thigh, and gently wiped it on his pants. Pulled Zhang Ming's right hand and asked, "Brother Feng, where are we going to play now?" "Well, now go to the thatched hut first to see if Lord Xia has won, and then go out to play together after changing your clothes next time in Zhululou, why don't those 'little yellow croakers' bite you?" Zhang Ming plucked his hair with his hand and said, "I don't know, why did those little yellow croakers bite, and you didn't bully them, you and your brother said what they wanted to bite, and they didn't get bitten, and in the past, my brother scolded when he saw riding on a big cat and a big mouse," As he spoke, his watery eyes became red and wet, and Zhang Ming thought when he saw it, "Hey, don't talk about this problem, if he cries, it will be out of control, anyway, his brother is so perverted, and it makes sense to have some special abilities as a younger brother," Xuan Ranzhi, waved his hand and smiled, "How can I scold, it's okay to go to that strange grandfather's hut now,." He nodded, took Zhang Ming's hand, and walked forward.
"Hey, how can the young man of the god machine be so embarrassed, and his feet are still injured, could it be that some people who planted you will ambush you nearby," Xia Canghai said with a hint of anger on his face. Zhang Ming waved his hand and explained, "I went to Xiaohu to swim for a while just now, and I met a group of crocodiles, so this appearance is not strange." After hearing this, Xia Canghai's face returned to calm again, and a sneering voice interjected, "Yo, with your humble martial arts, you can still come back when you meet a group of crocodiles, it's really lucky, I thought you were eaten by some dog, and you haven't seen you for so long." Zhang Ming stared at Tie Buwei fiercely from the corner of his eye, and then asked Xia Canghai, "Master Xia, did you win the ugly old demon by catching spiders and marbles?" Xia Canghai said lightly: "Won." ”
The voice of disbelief and anger came into Zhang Ming's ears, "He only won by cheating, he won by drilling the hollow of the rules, and he didn't really win at all, obviously saying that it was good to play the stone beads in the big wooden box who played the stone beads at least the least number of times out of the wooden box maze, and he took advantage of the second time I played the marble beads to shoot straight out of the wooden layer, and won with such despicable means, in vain he still has a head and face in the rivers and lakes." ”
Xia Canghai said with a straight face: "In order to avenge the little girl, I will give up my face, don't do it, in short, I just won you now, hurry up and go to the next game, don't be verbose here." Tie Buwei smiled and said, "Since you are so anxious to lose, I have no choice but to go with your wishes, but at the beginning I said that let this arrogant kid compete for the pig on your behalf, and now he is full of broken spirits, so bad, how to go to the forest to catch wild boars, let him eat a little food first, rest first." Xia Canghai nodded, Zhang Ming looked at Tie Buwei's figure who didn't enter the hut with great surprise, and thought, "I can't see that he is quite kind, he takes the fairness of the game so seriously, and he is also a good man, so I can't pinch his two eggs, only one." "If Zhang Ming had just gone to watch the spider catching competition, he probably wouldn't have thought so, Tie Bu is the least fair, and he will do whatever it takes to win. Zhang Ming, who was massaging his injured legs, suddenly smelled a fragrance, and looked up to see a fat roast duck in front of him, and his hungry stomach made a sound to greet the VIP. Zhang Ming looked at Tie Buwei vigilantly, Tie Buwei showed a dissatisfied face and said, "How do you suspect that I am poisoned, how can I poison the roast duck in front of everyone, you don't want to lose face, I still want to save face, since you don't believe in my good intentions, then you don't eat me, it's really kind to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs, hum." Zhang Ming thought about it for a while, snatched the roast duck from Tie Buwei's hand and ate it in a big gulp, and Tie Buwei also laughed at the same time.
Colic came out of his stomach, and a feeling of wanting to shit poured into his nerves, Zhang Ming covered his buttocks and glared at Tie Buwei with disdain, and said, "Slut, you actually poisoned me, you are obviously afraid that I will catch one and run fast to win you, do you want to lose face, when I come back later, I have to fry you, ouch, you wait for me" Before the words were finished, Zhang Ming walked towards the forest with all his might, and his voice gradually became smaller. The smug Tie Bu blamed himself and shouted loudly at Zhang Ming's back, "I can only blame you for being stupid, I believe that I will be so kind to invite you to eat for free, haven't you heard that there is no free lunch in the world, pig, learn what Xia Canghai said, don't want to save face for victory, not to mention that I didn't poison the roast duck at all, just put some diarrhea, it seems that I put half a small bottle, you enjoy it slowly, wahaha, there are still such pig heads in the world." ”
The unique sound of excretion came from the forest, and the sound of iron-clad laughter resounded through the sky, and the beasts in the forest were frightened by the sudden terrifying scream. Everyone cast all kinds of glances at Tie Buwei who laughed wildly, but most of them were contempt, disdain, contempt and the like, except for a fat man who had now been beaten into a pig's head and hung upside down on the tree, the "squeak" of the trunk could no longer withstand the excessive pull and broke, and the ground was covered with sharp stones that everyone had thrown when they were bored just now, and suddenly scraped some red fat paste.
Half an hour later, Zhang Ming, who was weak all over, crawled out of the forest, followed by a yellow fat little porcupine, Tie Bu Wonder suddenly felt that the weather was a lot colder and couldn't help but shiver, turned his head to see a pair of eyes with hot anger staring at him, as if to burn him clean, Tie Bu Strange took a step back and smiled reluctantly, "Hehe, the weather is so good today, the most suitable for detoxification, the boy old man is good to you, is the body a lot easier after detoxification." Before Tie Bu said anything, the black god machine covered the sky again, and thunder roared. The hot flame in Zhang Ming's eyes seemed to become hotter, gritted his teeth and sneered: "The Hongfu boy who entrusted your old man has drained the hot poison on his body cleanly, and his body has become light, and when I can stand up again, I will definitely let my predecessors line up happily and flutteringly, and I will drain all the poisons in my body for three days and three nights, and I will honor you like this for a few days and nights, you must be very happy, isn't it." ”
He didn't look around, pretending not to hear the front part, waving his hand and saying, "You and I meet in Pingshui, you don't have to honor me like this, you can enjoy it alone, the old man's days in the world are numbered, and it is useless to eat no matter how good things are, or Shaoxia, you eat it yourself, alas, people are really old, and they are useless, since Shaoxia is uncomfortable, and the old man is not comfortable, the matter of pig racing will be postponed to tomorrow, let Shaoxia take care of his body first." ”
The sneering Zhang Ming changed his face to reveal a humble gentleman's face, and said respectfully, "Filial piety to the old man is the duty of the descendants, the kid will definitely let the seniors flutter like immortals, since the seniors and I are uncomfortable, then it's fair, please let the seniors lead the way, anyway, it doesn't matter if it's a pig and not a person, senior, you said that I was right, please give advice to the seniors." Tie Bu said solemnly, "Young people should take care of their health, otherwise it will not be good for old age to fall ill, not to mention that you haven't caught the pig first, let's talk about it when you catch it." ”
Zhang Ming, who tried his best to suppress his anger, turned his face and said with an evil smile, "Isn't there a wild boar next to me, seniors don't care about the size of the pig, no matter how big a pig the seniors catch, I will use this pig to compete, just when I see that the seniors are old and weak, let the seniors be good, of course, if the seniors are afraid, they can also admit defeat immediately, no one on the rivers and lakes will laugh at the seniors are guts bandits, after all, the seniors are old, and it is normal for the treasure knife to lose the demeanor of the year, what do you think, seniors." "Junior, don't deceive people too much, give you a foot, you have to be enough, than afraid of you, I advise you, be a man to know how to advance and retreat, in case you lose and crawl away with your tail between your legs, it will be too shameful, only to become the laughing stock of people in the rivers and lakes, you now quit and admit defeat and surrender The result is better, how about I also gave you a way to live, if you are obsessed, the old man has to fulfill you" Tie Bu said angrily.
After a thousand turns, Tie Buwei led Zhang Ming, who was climbing the ground, to a special place, where there were two narrow roads, straight and flat, like a pig race road specially created by the sky. Tie Bu Strange whistled, the ground shook suddenly, about a hundred strong and fierce wild boars rushed from west to east, Tie Bu Strange whistled again, and the wild boar herd stopped neatly like a well-trained soldier. Tie Buwei pointed to the orderly herd of wild boars and said, "Thirty-eight," a large black spotted wild boar with a cross scar on its face walked out of the pig team, and only stopped when it reached Tie Buqi's feet, while the other wild boars stood obediently in place, and everyone who watched was stunned. Tie Bu looked at Zhang Ming and smiled proudly, "How about it, my wild boar army training is good, just because the piglet that has just been weaned for a long time also wants to outperform my sturdy boar, you may not be able to dream, you still honestly admit that you have lost, face the reality." ”
"I don't think so, usually there are upsets in horse racing, isn't it okay to race pigs, what are the rules hurry up, otherwise wait a minute, I will lose and say that I won't take advantage of loopholes or something" Zhang Ming pretended to be confident and said. Tie is not strange to see that Zhang Ming is so confident, and immediately became serious and said, "Let the two pigs fight to the end of the line, in the process of the game can not be solved to touch the pig, can not be used to transport the pig, but can be lured with items, if the pig is damaged during the game, I am not responsible, okay, first lead the pig to the white line, and when I say that the pig can not be touched again, the offender is considered defeated." Zhang Ming called to his side, and after two sentences, he picked up the little yellow pig and put it in front of the white line, but the little yellow pig who was struggling and arching was very abnormal, and let the feeling of intoxication and enjoyment on his face be held until he landed, and only replied that I am a porcupine I am afraid of the arrogant look. Tie Buqi, who had a serious face, raised his right hand and shouted, "Ready, put." ”
The strong pig that is not strange immediately rushed out, and Zhang Ming's little porcupine pig was still spinning in circles on the spot, but rushed out, doing what Zhang Ming said, forcing the 'hot mouse' that kept running in his body into his feet, and he felt as if he would take off the fog when he moved quickly, so he urged the 'hot mouse' to run in his feet even harder, and he didn't realize what was happening behind him at all, the protruding iron spear, the flying arrows, the sudden bottomless hole, the side-falling boulder, and the log rolling down from the mountain. Everyone was frightened by the endless traps for a long time and couldn't calm their minds, the difference is Zhang Ming's mood, very heavy guilt, if the speed is a little slower, I'm afraid that another fresh life will disappear in this world, Zhang Ming, who is getting more and more angry in his eyes, glared at Tie Bu Strange, and everyone who woke up from surprise also stared at Tie Bu Strange, and Tie Bu Wei pretended to be a ' I didn't see it's expression, but I didn't blush, I looked east and west, and then I took out the Longling given by Zhang Ming from my arms and kept stabbing it in the air.
The little porcupine who was originally idle and wanted to sleep saw the Long Ling who was stabbing in the air, his eyes suddenly turned red, and he rushed forward, hurdling, sliding, turning over, jumping, and climbing five actions in one go, and soon rushed through many traps, and everyone who saw it was dumbfounded, and it took a long time to spit out the two words "cow fork" from his mouth Seeing the rushing little yellow pig hurriedly threw away Long Ling and wanted to hug it, seeing that the short but sharp fangs were about to pierce into the chest, everyone took a breath of cold air, Zhang Ming's eyes widened even more, he didn't expect to run away immediately after not listening to his words and throwing Long Ling, but to pick it up. At this moment, the little yellow pig flipped one hundred and eighty degrees and crashed into his arms like a piece of fat pork, holding the little yellow pig and kissing it, completely unaware of the fatal danger just now, just when everyone exhaled the turbidity in their hearts, the black pig that Tie Buwei also reached the end, Tie Bu Wei opened his mouth wide, with a shocked and crying expression on his face, and then Xia Canghai, who was quietly watching the change, moved, walked to Tie Bu and shouted" Tie is not to blame, now you have lost all three things, you can admit defeat or not, you can't afford to pay the hexagram, is it possible that you still want to eat salt and get fat" After sighing, Tie Bu nodded and walked in the direction of the thatched hut......
Outside the thatched hut after the half-pillar incense, Tie Bu blame was constantly shaking a tortoise shell, and then threw it, the copper coin in the tortoise shell fell to the ground, and the serious iron did not blame the copper coin after walking around a few times and then pinched his fingers and counted it, and from time to time there came out of his mouth some language that Zhang Ming did not understand, and after a while Tie Bu Wei stopped pinching and calculating, and said lightly, "I can't divulge too much of the heavenly machine, I can only give you four words 'green water surrounding', Ming Zhi is Mingzhi, I don't know I have no way to help you, you go, I want to be quiet alone." Xia Canghai, who frowned, kept chanting 'surrounded by green water' and walked out, and everyone followed, except for Zhang Ming, of course. "Tie is not to blame, our affairs should also be cleared" Zhang Ming sneered at playing with Long Ling in his hand, and said Hold Long Ling's right arm that stabbed Tie Buwei, just when Zhang Ming was about to stab Tie Buwei, Tie Buwei suddenly turned into a puddle of mud and drilled into the ground, and the voice continued to echo in the air, "Boy, you are still a little tender, I hope that I will not have a chance to meet in the future, an unlucky boy with a broken nine-day thunder vein." "Damn, dead slut rotten monster, don't let Ben Gongzi see you again, otherwise you won't be so lucky this time, if you don't repair and escape, you have to curse Ben Gongzi, no wonder you are so unlucky when you meet your Ben Gongzi" Zhang Ming scolded, "Hehe, boy, you appreciate the old man so much, the old man is really ashamed, just for the sake of you being so unlucky, I will give you a free sentence 'Providence is unbearable, nine thunders are dead, and there is nothing to do'" Tie Bu's voice sounded in the air again. "Hmph, it's okay for you to deceive the child, I have nine days of thunder veins on my body, you can't calculate my future at all, don't talk nonsense here, since you haven't left and refuse to come out, I'll destroy your thatched hut to vent my anger, what, now you can't come out, I'm going to do it, one, two, three"
Tie Buwei's voice did not appear in the air again until Zhang Ming demolished the house and walked for half an hour, "Alas, my thatched hut was destroyed like this, and I have to build it again, it is all the fault of that old thing in Nangong Li, but that kid is really poisonous, and he broke the beams and pillars, it seems that I don't want to build the house for a long time, I hope it doesn't rain, otherwise I will have to hide in the ground, but according to the current weather, it shouldn't rain, so it's better to build the house first." "Tie Bu blame just wanted to do it, the sky was covered by the black god machine, "boom" after a thunderclap, the rain poured down, Tie no wonder wry smiled and said, "I have done too many insidious things, even God has played me, alas, drill the ground"
", It's raining heavily, you don't want to hold that pig anymore and run, hurry back to the Zhulu Building, otherwise it will be troublesome to get sick in the rain, hurry up" Zhang Ming hurriedly took the hand and ran away in the direction, "No, you have to take the little pig away, otherwise it will definitely let the big cat and puppy eat it if it is so small and not fast, brother slow down, I can't keep up" shouted, Zhang Ming immediately slowed down, turned his head to look at the pig who was sleeping comfortably and drooling, sighed and thought" It seems that he loves that pig very much, and it is unlikely that he wants him to throw down that clever pig that can slaughter a tiger, so there is no need to force him, the child may be innocent like this, if this can make him more happy and less bloody in childhood, then it is worth it to wash his already dirty heart in the rain." After Zhang Ming figured it out, he no longer reluctantly sped up his pace and ran, the two of them walked in the rain curtain to enjoy the coolness of the rain, and the time flowed down the water on them little by little, and the distance from Zhululou was decreasing step by step......
"Jingling" metal striking sound in the quiet rain world is particularly harsh, very unhappy Zhang Ming covered his ears, muttered in a low voice, "I didn't hear, it's none of my business, don't bother me," but unfortunately he just covered his own ears, and the one with strong curiosity ran in the direction from which the sound came, seeing that Zhang Ming had to follow, he sighed in his heart, "There is another fight, I hope that this time I will encounter some small shrimp in the rivers and lakes, otherwise I will definitely lie on the hospital bed for a while" Running a little closer to the battlefield, he stopped and watched the 'fierce' battle of the three people in the field, and the direct point was that a young man in gray and yellow clothes was beaten by two strong men in red clothes with only the power to parry and not the slightest power to fight back. Although the two big men could suppress the young man, but they could not hurt the young man, the young man flexibly dodged and skillfully unloaded his palms, and the three people present also discovered this unexpected figure. One of the strong men in red jumped out of the battle circle, and smashed his fist as big as a casserole into the little porcupine, and the young man who wanted to save jumped to the side in a hurry, but ignored the other strong man in red on the side, and the flaws behind him were exposed, and a red fist slammed behind the young man, and the young man flew away, and the little bright red merged into the rain curtain, and splashed red flowers on the ground, and at the moment when the young man flew out, Zhang Ming's fist also moved. The moment the young man fell to the ground, a red body flew back to its original position with the sprayed fertilizer, but instead of standing but lying down, a big mouthful of tomato juice came out of his mouth, at this time Zhang Ming withdrew his left fist and said contemptuously, "The vigilance is so poor and you dare to mix in the rivers and lakes, today I should teach you a lesson, go home and plow the fields, if your family has the money to buy fields." The two pairs of eyes have always been, and the stench of sour rot immediately spread in the clearing in the forest, and he immediately pinched his nose and shouted, "Brother, don't vomit again, it stinks." ”
Zhang Ming, who was extremely bitter, didn't want to taste the taste of vomiting, but there was no way, when he thought of the person's appearance, he couldn't help but feel like vomiting, and he couldn't help it, and the two red-clothed men on the side saw that the two were vomiting and thought that the two looked down on themselves, and the anger continued to gush venom on the rational heart, and he took off the iron fist in his hand and replaced it with a pair of fist gloves that were as red as the scorching sun. The two who vomited saw the strong man in red rushing towards him, and the attachment to life replaced the feeling of wanting to vomit, as before, Zhang Ming's left fist struck out with strong force, while Situ Qingshenji on the other side stood with a dagger in a defensive posture. A moment later, fist to fist, fist and dagger struck together, tenth of a second later, Zhang Ming took two steps back with his left arm, and Situ Qingshenji daggled Ren Fei with questions and thought, "It's really ******weird, the fist gloves have become so powerful after changing a color, what brand of paint did the two of them buy, if I go to buy some to paint on the dagger next time, then it's not ~~~" The voice of the treacherous laugh is not much better than that of the most cunning profiteer in the world, but obviously he can't laugh for long, and there is a big sharp stone where his butt falls. After being slightly surprised for a while, Zhang Ming came to his senses, rubbed his arm bones that were a little sore, and said with a light smile, "It seems that I really can't underestimate you, although I don't want to participate in this battle that has nothing to do with me, but I have to get serious, after all, you won't let me leave so easily, right, two fat pigs" The two strong men in red laughed evilly. You're right, but there's no prize, let's end your life by yourself, our gloves are very precious, we'll have to wash it for a while after your dirty blood is stained, if you don't know each other and want to die a little painfully, then we have to help you. ”
Situ Qing, who covered his chest and slowly stood up, looked at the strong man in red with an unstoppable look on his face, picked the small bundle of hair on his forehead, and said with a smile: "It seems that you are serious, then I will also play with you seriously, and come to death." The two big men sneered and rushed to Zhang Ming and Situ Qingshenji respectively, the two jumped back as if they were the same, and the fist wrapped in red fist gloves blasted a big hole in the ground. , So the forest under the sound of the rain made a burst of sound, the flat clearing ground has become history, turned into a barren, the two stepped on the muddy ground to continue the dodge career, suddenly the two of them leaned back together, turned their heads to see, the other party's face and the scene in the mind coincided again, the sour thing scattered in front of him after turning his head, just sprayed on the face of the strong man in red, the two big men gave the two a chance in the blink of an eye, and the two who took the opportunity to jump away continued the unfinished vomiting process, two fists wearing the same style of fists slammed together, strangely did not make any sound, as if they hit the super elastic sponge at allSeeing this, Zhang Ming and Situ Qing Shenji raised their middle fingers at the same time and shouted, "Damn, this kind of thing can happen, it is clear that God is playing tricks on me, and you won't let me live, ***, cheap." (To be continued.) )