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Leaning against the root of the buttress, the sugar-spitting gourds are bloodshot, which is perfect to describe the fat man at this time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

I saw that Xuanyuan Ba at this time was holding on to the wall and vomiting, in fact, it was not really vomiting, it was a dry howl, a dry howl like killing a pig, holding on to the wall, shaking the flesh of the whole body, the dry howl was not stopped, miserable and abnormal.

The fat man didn't vomit, but he heard that he was about to vomit, and his stomach twitched, and he felt nauseous.

After taking a deep breath, after seeing the fat man's endless dry howl like killing pigs, Long He really couldn't listen to it, because he was afraid that if he listened to it again, he would really vomit.

Therefore, he raised his foot and kicked heavily at Xuanyuan Ba's ****** that was dangling in front of him, and said coldly.

"Dead fatty, can you still do something? Believe it or not, I'm beating your guts out. ”

was kicked by the dragon and stumbled under his feet, and almost fell to the ground, Xuanyuan Ba finally stopped the pig-like dry howl, raised his arm and wiped his mouth, looked at Long He with resentment, and said sadly and angrily.

"Grandma is a bear, the boat of friendship will be overturned, the surname Long, you can't be a friend, you really can't be a friend, you really can't do it, you actually treat the overlord like this, the overlord is very sad, and the consequences are very serious. ”

Speechlessly, he glanced at the fat man, and the corner of Long is mouth flashed with a slight sneer.

"Oh, yes, dead fatty, are you serious, the consequences are serious? What kind of serious law? What the hell are you talking about?"

"Do you want the two of us to learn again, it just so happens that I am not in a good mood today, and I need to vent, come on, let the fat man's anger come more violently!"

As he spoke, Long Ji was about to make a move, and his fists clenched with a loud sound, which frightened Xuanyuan Ba's body and body trembled violently, and he hurriedly stopped.

"Go and go, rude and rude, really rude, I am a civilized person, is it interesting to fight and kill all day long? surnamed Long, don't think that I am afraid of you, tell you, the master is just too lazy to do anything with you, otherwise it can only be a lose-lose and equal result, you forget, every time we finished fighting before, no one could stand up, so the master will not do this kind of thankless thing!"

Although he said so, Xuanyuan Ba couldn't help but skim the dragon's clenched fist, and pushed back a few steps slightly without a trace, for fear that the dragon would beat himself if he didn't say a word.

Obviously, for Long Ji's fist, the fat man has a certain degree of mental shadow.

Hearing this, Long He couldn't help but glance at the fat man again, envious of his kung fu that bragged and didn't blush or pant for breath.

But yes, the fat man didn't lie before, because every time the two of them finished fighting before, no one could stand up, which was a big truth.

But the difference is that the dragon is too tired to stand up, while the fat man is......

Forget it, I won't demolish him, it's not easy for a fat man to be hard like this, and I still have something to ask him for help this time, so let him go first!

Thinking about it, Long Ji couldn't help but nod slightly.

"That's right, every time we don't know whether we win or lose, forget it this time, and save it for later. ”

Hearing this, Xuanyuan Ba was obviously relieved, a big stone in his heart fell to the ground, and his eyes were filled with a slight gratefulness to look at Long Jidao.

"Okay, next time, next time, we are both civilized people, we can't fight and kill every time we meet, don't we, we have to talk about other things, for example, talk about things that men should talk about, hehe. ”

Saying that, Xuanyuan Ba was squeezing his eyebrows and talking to Long He, and it was a lewd smile, the kind of smile that trembled horizontally, in Long Ji's opinion, just two words, disgusting!

The stomach twitched again, and the dragon couldn't bear to look at it coldly.

"Damn, dead fat man, what kind of expression do you have, and you want to find out if you want to beat it. ”

As he spoke, Long Ji's fist clenched again, and the fat man who had just leaned over was so frightened that he hurriedly ran a few steps away, and stopped repeatedly.

"Eh, don't mind, don't mind, grandma is a bear, I said surnamed Long, do you still have any interest, Baye, I'm all for your good, in order to alleviate the sadness that you just fell out of love, I want to show you a little good thing, happy and happy, if you don't appreciate it, forget it, save a waste of Baye's kindness." ”

Hearing this, Long Ji lowered his clenched fist slightly, glanced at the fat man with disbelief, and frowned.

"Something, something?"

"Hey, you really want to see it?"

Xuanyuan Ba said with a lewd face.

"Nonsense, it's not me who said, dead fatty, don't you want to show the master your hardcover version of the Spring Palace-picture, tell you in advance, the master is not interested, I've watched it more than a dozen times, and the master really doesn't have the slightest interest. ”

Seeing Xuanyuan Ba's extremely obscene smile, Long Ji just said angrily.

Shaking his head like a rattle, Xuanyuan Ba glanced at the dragon with a smile and lowered his voice.

"Hehe, how can I show you such a low-level thing as the Spring Palace-Diagram again, don't worry, it's definitely not the Spring Palace, this time this thing is much more advanced than the Spring-Palace-Diagram, you are satisfied." ”

"Oh, what is it?"

Seeing the fat man say this, Long Ji couldn't help but feel a little energetic, and asked with a hint of interest.

"Hey, hey!"

With a lewd smile, Xuanyuan Ba didn't say, but first glanced left and right, and finally, he rushed over and took Long Ji's hand and pulled him to a secluded alley, before he said with a smile.

"This security, this security, just look here. ”

Seeing the fat man look so mysterious, Long He couldn't help but be surprised in his heart, and the feeling of interest that came up couldn't help but get stronger, and he urged repeatedly.

"Fatty, what do you want to show the master, make it so mysterious, tell you, if you disappoint the master, I can't beat you. ”

"Hehe, satisfied, I can definitely make you satisfied, wait and see, this is the overlord I spent a lot of money to get, and I haven't even been willing to see it myself." ”

"Then hurry up, really, dead fatty, why are you more inkblot than Yun Xiaoniang now. ”

The dragon urged.

Yun Xiaoniang is the nickname given to Yun Xing by Long and the fat man, because this guy is very ink, and he likes to talk non-stop, like a girl, the name of Xiao Niang is worthy of the name.

Hearing this, the fat man took out a piece of something from his arms.

"Okay, okay, it's almost ready, don't rush it, be patient, don't you know if you're not afraid of hard work?"

As he spoke, he saw that the fat man took out a boxy, palm-sized, jade with exquisite patterns carved on it.

One side of this jade is carved with exquisite patterns and various esoteric formation runes, while the other side is as smooth as a mirror, and the figure can be seen.

On the other side of the jade, there is a small card slot gap, as if it is about to insert something, mysterious and abnormal.

"Take a picture!"

Seeing this, Long Ji snorted lightly, looked at the jade in the fat man's hand, and his eyes flashed with a more peculiar light, and he directly called out its name.

Shadow Bi, relying on the energy card to excite, has the magical effect of sound and photo, invented by the Tiangong Institute of the Ming Court in the Northern Regions, it is extremely magical, once launched, it immediately swept the entire continent, and also caused a wave of photographic Bi.

"Huh, do you know?"

Seeing Long He called out the name of this piece of jade, Xuanyuan Ba couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and then looked at him with a little surprise and said.

Seeing Xuanyuan Ba's gaze like a bun, Long Ji was also angry in his heart, and he said angrily after punching the fat man.

"Damn, dead fat man, what kind of eyes do you have, the young master is also staying in the Beixuan Palace, although our Beixuan is small, we can still afford to buy a few photos to play!"

Hearing this, the fat man showed a sudden expression, and nodded again and again.

"Oh, I see, I see. ”

Seeing Xuanyuan Ba's appearance, Long He was even more angry in his heart, and he really wanted to hammer the fat man a few more punches, but in order to see what content was saved in the photo, Long He had to temporarily suppress this angry breath.

"Dead fatty, hurry up, what is in this photo, release it and see." ”

Seeing Long and urging with a hint of anger, Xuanyuan Ba did not delay any longer, and after laughing, he squatted in the corner of the wall, took out an amethyst-like energy card from his arms, and inserted it into the card slot on the right side of the photo booth, which stimulated this photo booth.

Immediately, the purple energy card flashed, and each formation rune on the photo wall had a faint brilliance flickering, and then, on the smooth mirror-like photo card, there began to be clearly visible fonts and figures emerging.

First of all, accompanied by a melodious melody, what caught my eye in the photo was the three words 'Yiyi Island', followed by a large string of dragons and incomprehensible subtitles, which made Delong and frown slightly.

"One island, Wawen, fat man, what the hell is this?"

Squatting in the corner, looking at the three words that appeared on the photo and the large number of unrecognized Japanese characters, Long Ji frowned and asked.

"Hey, hey!"

The fat man didn't say much, just laughed obscenely, called the dragon and don't worry, read it slowly, and he will understand.

Seeing the fat man smiling so obscenely, Long He was even more puzzled in his heart, but he couldn't, so he had to continue watching patiently.

After a while, Long He was blushing, and finally understood why the fat man had been smiling so obscenely, because he saw that on the photo, there was a series of pictures that made Long He blush and his heart beat and couldn't bear to look at it directly, so that Long He almost jumped up and kicked the fat man a few times.

Ya, it turned out to be an upgraded version of the Spring Palace Diagram, this dead fat man, I really want to kick him to death!

However, the fat man didn't pay attention to Long He's eyes that gradually became a little murderous, but the two eyes seemed to fall on this screen, and he smiled obscenely.

"Hehe, grandma, a bear, dragon, what's the matter, good things! I've told you, the overlord has good things in his hand this time, do you know what this is? This is a small island on the other side of the Japanese country, no way, you know that the Japanese country is poor, and the people on this island are even poorer, it is really a place where birds don't lay eggs and fish don't. ”

"It is said that the poor mountains and bad waters come out of the Diao people, and the people on this island are all Diao people, no, they are so poor that they have no choice, so they have come up with such a lewd method. You see, after the Tiangong Institute of the Ming Court in the Northern Regions invented this photo booth, it was targeted by this group of rabbit cubs, so that they found such a big business opportunity, and used the photo gallery to record these things, tsk, it's really amazing. ”

"Long And, you don't know, how popular is the photo of such an island in the country now, it's really hard to find, Baye, I also spent countless energy, and it took countless relationships to get such a piece, and it is also a standard definition version, the picture is a little blurry, I heard that there is a high-definition version of the ultra-high-definition version of the dynamic stereoscopic version and so on, and when the overlord has money in the future, he will also get a piece, let's take a look together, see what the effect of the legendary dynamic three-dimensional version is, will it really be as the rumors say, make people immersive, floating-floating-desire-fairy！”

"Hehe, grandma is a bear, how is it, do you want to cry when you are moved, no way, the overlord is so righteous, I want everyone to share good things, right!"

The fat man is full of longing hehehe, the kind of smile that trembles horizontally, and his face is obscene and debauched.

Hearing this, Long Hehao almost didn't directly take a mouthful of blood surging up, and squirted out wildly through his throat, spraying a fat man's face full of dogs.

After looking at it for more than ten minutes with a face that he couldn't bear to look at, Long He finally couldn't stand it anymore, and directly double-clicked the screen of the photo booth, paused the playback screen, and in the fat man's stunned gaze, he picked up the photo gallery in his hand and put it into his arms, and kicked it on the fat man's ******, and scolded angrily.

"Damn, you dead fat man, and you show this disgusting thing to the master, defile my eyes, am I the dragon who sees this kind of thing? I will let you go this time, if there is a next time, the master will definitely not spare you." ”

The fat man, who was suddenly kicked away without reacting, just stood up, and heard Long Ji's righteous voice of righteousness, and his face was directly sluggish, looking at Long Ji in front of him with a confused face.

His eyes were full of disbelief, and he couldn't believe that there was someone in this world who was more shameless than him Xuanyuan.

Unbelievable!

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