After hearing Long Ji's trademark light cough, Xuanyuan Ba was so frightened that his body shook violently, as if he had heard the most terrible magic sound in the world, and he glanced at Long He with an extremely weak heart, his eyes were full of flattery and pleading. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Then, with a horizontal heart, he didn't bargain with the middle-aged man, and shoved the booklet in his hand into his arms, and at the same time, grabbed the money bag in the man's hand, and in the middle-aged man's surprised gaze, with agility that did not match his figure, he ran away and slipped faster than a rabbit.

After running out of dozens of meters, he found that the dragon did not chase after him, Xuanyuan Ba was happy in his heart, and secretly said that he was finally blessed by the Buddha's grandfather this time, and he escaped by luck, and was about to change places to continue to commit crimes, but he listened to the dragon behind him and was leisurely.

"Hey, it looks like I'm going to go to Sister Ginkgo Biloba to drink a bowl of osmanthus wine again......"

Hearing this, Xuanyuan Ba was the first to stumble under his feet, almost falling and eating, and his steps to run away couldn't help but pause slightly.

After gritting his teeth, and after the complexion on his face changed several times, Xuanyuan Ba was heartbroken and ran forward again.

And the dragon behind him was still not in a hurry, just quietly looking at Xuanyuan Ba who had fled in the wilderness, leisurely leading the horse and waiting in place, he believed that Xuanyuan Ba would come back obediently.

Isn't it?

In the past, this method was used to catch Xuanyuan Ba seventy-nine times, at least sixty-nine times were fulfilled, and there were ten times, because the ginkgo sister closed the door and went out to pick osmanthus and make wine, so it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a hundred trials.

Sure enough, Xuanyuan Ba, who ran out of dozens of meters again, turned several times like lightning in his mind, and finally, he stopped the crazy running, his eyes closed, the color of grief and indignation flashed on his face, and he grabbed the money bag he had just gotten in his right hand and sighed with tears streaming down his face.

"Hey, his grandmother is a bear, and it's really his mother's hero who is sad about the beauty! Sister Ginkgo, I have planted it in your hands for the seventieth time this year, this is visible to the sky, and the money bag is enough to prove that I am sincere to you!"

Holding the money bag in his hand tightly, Xuanyuan Ba said with a look of reluctance and sadness.

Then, it was like resigning his fate, his neck was horizontal, as if he was on the execution ground, he walked to Long Ji step by step, gritted his teeth, and glared at Long Ji, but he didn't dare to express his anger too much, so he looked at Long Ji with a little fear in his grief and anger, and handed the money bag in his hand to Long Ji with trembling hands like a dead grandmother, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.

"Damn, grandma is a bear, surnamed Long, are you ruthless, are you still a man? Ah, every time I use this trick, I have blackmailed the overlord and me seventy times, can't you fucking change the method, ah? Overlord, I recruited you to provoke you, every time the overlord's business was just about to be negotiated, your kid appeared, I said that your kid did it on purpose, and he bullied honest people like me. ”

"Damn, didn't you say that the luck of the fat man who loves to laugh is not too bad? But I will be miserable to the overlord, if I let the overlord know that it was the bastard who said this bastard, I would have to tear his mouth alive, grandma is a bear, I am really angry with the overlord. ”

"Whatever he does, it's useful, thank you fat"

Long Ji didn't pay any attention to Xuanyuan Ba's grief and indignation, shook his head with a light smile, looking at Xuanyuan Ba's angry appearance every time, he couldn't help but say in a good mood, as if the troubles accumulated in his heart had been swept away, and he couldn't say how happy he was.

Fat people are really fat people, and every time we meet, it can bring joy to people, how good.

Although this kind of joy may be based on the pain of the fat man, but I think the fat man will not mind, because there is a good saying, fat people are generally broad-minded, looking at the fat man's body shape, you know that the heart must not be small, so it will definitely not mind.

Yes, definitely not!

Long He thought of it as a matter of course, and then, he reached out to take the money bag handed over by the fat man without any psychological pressure, and pulled it a few times, but he didn't pull it, and he couldn't help grinning slightly, seeing that although the fat man handed over the money bag, his hand was still firmly gripped, and he was reluctant to let go.

"Damn, dead fat people, they are all fat like this, and their hearts are not broad-minded, they really deserve to live!"

Seeing this, Long He smiled angrily, glanced at the fat man, and said in his heart.

Then, he waved his hand casually.

"Forget it, forget it, if you don't want to give it, forget it, hey! I've been shopping all morning, I'm really thirsty, I really want to think of where to drink a bowl of osmanthus wine with Sister Ginkgo, by the way, talk to him about what I saw today, I said that I really want to see a fat man today, sneaking around, secretly selling something inappropriate for children......"

"Damn, grandma is a bear, surnamed Long, come again, you come again, take it and take it, the overlord will give it to you, the overlord will give it to you, the overlord will give it all to you, okay. ”

Seeing that Long Ji used this trick against himself again, Xuanyuan Ba's face changed, and then his face was full of grievances, just like his dead parents, he reluctantly stuffed the money bag in his hand into Long Ji's hand, his face was full of grief and resentment, just like a bullied little daughter-in-law, looking at Long Ji angrily.

"Hey, hey!"

smiled indifferently, directly ignored the fat man's full of grievances, and casually checked the money bag in his hand, and the dragon was slightly surprised.

"I'll go, so many, dead fatty, are you still selling the Spring-Palace-Picture?"

"What do you say?"

The fat man pouted with grief and grief, and said in pain.

"Grandma, a bear, I am selling authentic and top-grade products this time, do you know that there is a Yin Bohu in the Ming Court in the Northern Regions?

After speaking, he reluctantly looked away from the money belt that originally belonged to him in Long He's hand, and after seeing Long He holding two strings of sugar gourds in his hand, the sad and angry look on his face couldn't help but ease slightly, and then, he said with some regret.

"Hey, everyone is gone, what are you going to buy two bunches for, let the overlord help you digest it!"

After speaking, he snatched a string directly from Long He's hand, bit it down, and swallowed it viciously, as if Long He's anger at snatching his money bag was vented on the string of sugar gourds in his hand, eating viciously.

Hearing this, Long Ji's face was also slightly stagnant, and then, after also looking at the sugar gourd in his hand, he sighed inexplicably.

"Yes, everyone is gone, why do you buy two bunches?"

Seeing this, Xuanyuan Ba also temporarily let go of Long Ji's grief and indignation of snatching his money bag, and while chewing the sugar gourd in his hand, he patted Long Ji's shoulder and gave a vague comfort.

"Okay, you've been thinking about it a lot, everyone is gone, what's the use of thinking about it again, let's think about it now, for example, your sugar gourd is good, it's delicious. ”

"Grandma is a bear, this hateful old yellow, the sugar gourds sold to me are small, sour and astringent, what is sold to you is big, sweet and crunchy, this is too unfair, the next time I see this old boy, I will beat him hard, smash his pole with sugar gourds, and put sugar gourds on his head to sell on the street, I want this old boy to know that I know, look down on what is the fate of my overlord, hum. ”

"Lao Huang is not to blame for this, it may be that you don't have affinity, and you can't complain about others. ”

Slightly restrained his mood, and after hammering the fat man, Long said with a light smile.

"Damn, grandma is a bear, I don't have affinity for the master, I'm such a handsome, dashing, graceful, heroic and extraordinary jade tree in the wind, a fat man who can wake up handsome in a dream, you actually say that I have no affinity, the surname is Long, and I can't be a friend anymore, you can just slander the overlord's silver, but if you hit the overlord like this again, the overlord I will really turn my face and not recognize people. ”

Hearing the dragon say this, the fat man was angry in his chest, and he glared at the dragon with a look of righteous indignation.

Hearing this, he glanced at the fat man beside him, and Long Hehao squirted out the sugar gourd he had just eaten in one breath, only to feel that his stomach was twitching, and he felt a feeling of nausea, closed his eyes and sighed silently, and he couldn't bear to look at it directly.

In fact, Long He thinks that people are not terrible, what is terrible is that Tian Tian, who is still ugly, is shameless, and Tian Tian says with an old face that he is cute and handsome, and he is really ugly to a realm, such as the fat man in front of him.

Although the fat man can't say that the kind of ugly people can scare the ghost when they go out with anger, but it's not far behind, especially the face full of horizontal meat, which is 108,000 miles away from handsome.

Long He thinks that there are only two kinds of people in this world who can think that the fat man is handsome, one is born blind, and the other is uglier than the fat man.

Hey, it's not easy to be fat!

Thinking of this, Long Ji also felt a trace of regret for his behavior of slandering the fat man's money bag just now, everyone is ugly to this extent, and he slandered him, isn't it a little too unkind?

Forget it, let's comfort him with a few words, at least let him believe that the fat man who loves to laugh will not have too bad luck.

Thinking about it, Long Ji patted the fat man on the shoulder, couldn't bear to look at his face, and looked at the Xinghao Tower standing tall in the distance and comforted with a conscience.

"Fatty, if I'm wrong, you're not ugly, it's just that your face looks very distinctive, and you have grown yourself, and you can't find a second face in the world that looks like this, really. ”

"Hey, hey!"

Hearing this, the fat man was really happy and laughed proudly, patted Long Ji's shoulder heavily, nodded excitedly, and said with a chic smile that he thought he was very handsome and charming.

"Haha, really, Long And, I don't read much, don't lie to me, the hearts of fat people have always been very fragile, the glass is so brittle, if you hurt it, you can't afford to pay for it." ”

Holding back the churning in his stomach even more, Long He glanced at the horizontal flesh on the fat man's face that he thought was handsome and laughed and trembled even more fiercely, and even the corners of his eyes twitched, and he hurriedly turned his gaze and continued to stare at the Xinghao Tower in the distance without squinting, and nodded seriously with a painful face.

"Really, don't lie, your face looks really characteristic, really there. ”

"Haha!"

Hearing this, Xuanyuan Ba laughed more happily, and at the same time, the horizontal meat also trembled more fiercely, and once again opened his blood basin and took a bite of the sugar gourd in his hand, shaking the horizontal meat on his face and laughing.

"Haha, grandma is a bear, Long And, Baye, I like honest friends like you, happy, otherwise, just because you dare to blackmail Baye's silver seventy times, Baye has already copied the guy, I don't believe you go to the imperial city to inquire, see who doesn't know the name of Baye's Beixuan hob meat, is that easy to provoke?"

When he was excited, he took another bite of the sugar gourd in his hand, and after chewing a few bites, he looked at the last sugar gourd string in his hand, and said lightly in surprise.

"Hey, Long And, what's wrong, why is there one less sugar gourd in this string, is it that you guys ate it. ”

"Oh!"

Hearing this, he shook his head lightly, and Long He pointed to the war horse behind him and said.

"I fed the horse, I wanted to feed it all, but this beast is more picky than you, and if you don't eat it, you will be cheaper. ”

"Hey...... Feed the horses?"

Holding the only sugar gourd left in his hand, Xuanyuan Ba's action of eating the last sugar gourd with a bloody mouth was slightly stagnant, and then, his eyes suddenly widened, revealing a trace of indescribable grief and indignation, and after a while, he suddenly retched wildly, threw away the sugar gourd, and beat his chest and spit out the sugar gourd that he ate in his mouth, and said with endless grief and indignation.

"Damn, grandma is a bear, surnamed Long, you cheat me again, I want to break off my friendship with you, break off my friendship......! Belch...... Uh......"

"You can't be a friend, you can't be a friend!...... Belch...... Uh......"

"Okay fatty, don't vomit, I didn't take the initiative to give you this sugar gourd, you snatched it yourself, can you blame me, and besides, haven't you eaten it yet, so you still have to believe it, fat people who love to laugh, luck is not too bad, you know?"

Hearing this, Xuanyuan Ba vomited even more fiercely, only to feel that the tears full of grief and indignation turned into endless bitter water, and he was spit out fiercely.

Xuanyuan Ba just wanted to shout one sentence to the sky in his heart at this time, that is.

Grass, who the hell said it, fat man who loves to laugh, luck is not too bad, fuck you!

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