"Ah, it's Brother Zhang, it's been a long time, I miss you so much. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Toad Mirror said affectionately.

"Haha... I'm worried about you, too. I replied.

"Brother, listen to my cousin, you suddenly resigned. I'm so disappointed when I hear it, it turns out that I'm going to work with you all the time. Toad Mirror said regretfully.

"Old Gu, I also want to do it with you. This time, we went to Xiaoliuzhuang for archaeology, and we cooperated very well, and I am grateful for your support for my work. "I'm close to the toad glasses.

"Brother Zhang, this time, you also saved my life. I've been thinking about it, I want to treat my brother to a meal and thank you for saving your life. Toad Mirror said.

I thought to myself: You haven't forgotten that I saved your life, even if you still have a little conscience.

"It's a trivial matter, but it's not enough to worry about. I said politely.

"Brother Zhang, in two days, when I am free, I will invite you to a meal. When the time comes, please enjoy it. Toad Mirror invited.

"Okay. "I thought to myself: It's just right, I also want to chat with you, and by the way, I want to find out about the situation of Liu Jian, the headless male corpse. I pondered: Toad Mirror drank too much wine, maybe he would open up the conversation. Yes, let him drink a few more glasses of wine when the time comes.

After I finished talking to Toad Mirror on the phone, I immediately rushed to the black dog, first, to visit the master and the old Taoist, and second, I wanted to buy a big black dog, kill it, get a few bottles of dog blood, and go to Miao Siyu's cemetery at night, it is inevitable that I will encounter a lot of ghosts, and I can use the black dog blood.

When the old Taoist priest saw me coming, he asked, "Disciple, what have you been busy with lately?"

"Master, you're busy. Tonight, I plan to go to Miao Siyu's cemetery, steal her ashes, and find a safe place to keep them, otherwise, Qu Hui will attack Miao Siyu's ashes. Alas, it's all the fault of this old Xu Tou. I sighed.

"Apprentice, you have to blame, you have to blame your peach blossom luck is too much, who made Qu Hui like you so much. Lao Xu Tou also loves his cousin and niece, so he will give her these bad ideas. The old Taoist priest said faintly.

You see, I'm twenty-six years old, and I'm still single. I said with a frown.

"Disciple, not only did you provoke the girl who asked the yang, but also tempted a lot of ghosts in the underworld. You see, Miao Siyu fell in love with you, the hanging neck ghost also entangled you, and the ghost thousands of miles away also wanted you to hug this handsome little guy. The old Taoist priest said with a grin.

"Master, tonight, I'm going to Miao Siyu's graveyard again, to be honest, I'm really afraid of meeting that female hanger again. I said gloomily, "If I meet another ghost, I will not be welcome, but this female hanger makes me unable to do anything." ”

"Apprentice, I said, you have to be polite to this female hanger, I wondered, she was a wronged ghost. The old Taoist priest said.

As soon as I heard the old Taoist priest say the words "unjustly killed ghost", I immediately thought: If this female hanger-necked ghost is really an unjustly killed ghost, then if I help her redress her grievances, wouldn't it be another indicator.

If Miao Siyu wants to borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul, she has to redress the grievances of the three unjustly killed ghosts, otherwise, Lord Yama will not approve it.

I thought to myself: tonight, if I meet a female hanger, I might as well ask.

"Master, how do you know that the female hanger is a ghost who has died unjustly?" I asked curiously.

"Disciple, this female hanger haunts you, which means that she was a merry woman when she was alive. You put a charm on her forehead, but she didn't retaliate against you, which shows that she has a good heart. This kind of woman who is both amorous and kind-hearted is the most susceptible to being deceived by men. I guess this female hanger died at the hands of her lover. The old Taoist priest analyzed.

When I thought about it, the old Taoist priest's words were not unreasonable. This female hanger is indeed a merry, kind ghost.

I asked the old Taoist priest to buy a black dog for me, hired someone to kill it, and poured two large bottles of black dog blood.

The old Taoist priest looked at the two bottles of black dog blood and reminded: "Disciple, you don't just care about preventing ghosts, you also have to guard against people." ”

"Defend people?" I looked at the old Taoist priest in confusion.

"Apprentice, you go to someone's cemetery to steal ashes, beware of being caught by the security guards. The old Taoist priest said.

"Hee-hee... The last time I went to the cemetery in the middle of the night, I didn't even see a single person. After midnight, the security guards were already asleep, so they wouldn't be patrolling the night. I said disapprovingly.

"Disciple, as the saying goes: there is no big difference in being careful, you must not be careless. You must know that although you are only stealing ashes, once you are caught, I am afraid that you will be sentenced. The old Taoist priest said.

I thought about it: the old Taoist priest reminded me rightly. Stealing the ashes of a dead person is not as simple as stealing a cabbage.

I nodded and said, "The master reminded me correctly, so I have to be on guard." ”

"How do you want to defend yourself?" asked the old Taoist priest.

"I've figured out that I'll wear dark clothes tonight, so that I won't be able to be spotted easily. I said.

"What if you are discovered, can you outrun the strong security guards?" asked the old Taoist priest.

"That's... Then I'm sure I won't be able to run. "I thought to myself: this is really a problem, if the security guards find out, I will have to be arrested.

The old Taoist priest smiled, took out a large handful of soybeans from a pocket, and said, "Disciple, when you go to rob the tomb tonight, take a few catties of soybeans." ”

"Bring soybeans?" I looked at the old Taoist priest in confusion, and thought: Could it be that the master's head is dizzy, how could he let me bring soybeans when I robbed the tomb.

"In vain, cemeteries are usually built on the hillside, and when you are found by the security guards, you have to run up the hill. Sprinkle soybeans while running. The old Taoist priest said with a smile.

As soon as I heard it, I knew that the old Taoist priest wanted to make the security guard fall by sprinkling soybeans. Think about it: in the dark of night, even with a flashlight, you can't see such a small soybean. When the security guard is running, as long as he steps on the soybeans, he will definitely fall and chew. If you fall on a mountain road, it is not as good as a flat road, and if you don't get it, you will roll down the mountain.

"Master, you are really a master, not only thoughtful, but also sophisticated. I said admiringly.

"Apprentice, it's not the master who brags. Your master and I are not ordinary, second-class people, and the ideas in my head are no less than Zhuge Liang. You listen to me, you can't be wrong. The old Taoist priest touched his beard and proudly showed off.

"That is, you are much smarter than Zhuge Liang, I think, you are qualified to be Zhuge Liang's master. I boasted.

"Haha... I love to hear what you say. The old Taoist priest looked fluttering.

I loaded two or three catties of soybeans and asked, "Master, your soybeans don't seem to be the same as ordinary soybeans?" ”

"What's the difference?" the old Taoist priest asked.

"This soybean is extraordinarily round and extraordinarily hard, like a steel ball. I replied.

"Apprentice, you are so careful. My soybeans are a special variety, not only hard in texture, but also round, so it is the easiest for people to wrestle. The old Taoist priest broke the mystery in one word.