"I like Tang poems, which are both catchy and have a unique charm. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info I said.

"Can Tang poems fill your stomach?" "Xiao Ding" asked in a mocking tone.

"Although Tang poems can't fill your stomach, when your stomach growls, you can forget about hunger by reciting Tang poems. "I thought to myself: I'm glad I ate a lot at noon, otherwise I wouldn't have been hungry tonight with only a slice of chicken and a slice of beef.

"If you are energetic, then recite Tang poems violently. "Xiao Ding" smiled gloomily and said, "Hungry you for three days, see if you still have this Yaxing, hum!"

As soon as he entered the public toilet, "Xiao Ding" frowned and said, "Grandma, why is it so stinky." ”

This is a simple public toilet, and there is not even a partition in the pit. I unbuckled my belt and crouched down.

"Grandma, do you want to poop?" asked Xiao Ding, glaring.

"yes, I have a stomachache, maybe I have a cold, just pull a soak of. I replied.

"Grandma's, that's disgusting. "Xiaoding" finished urinating and said to me: "You pull Lao Tzu quickly, I'll wait for you outside." With that, he walked out of the public toilet with a puff of smoke.

Actually, I didn't want to poop at all, I just wanted "Xiaoding" to leave me.

As soon as I saw "Xiao Ding" rushing out of the public toilet, I immediately blew three breaths at Da Mu Zhi, and then whispered: "Liu Jian! Liu Jian!"

I didn't dare to shout loudly, for fear of alarming the "little ding" outside the public toilet.

I finished shouting, and looked around, but there was not even a ghost.

I secretly scolded: Where did this headless male corpse Liu Jian go, didn't you hear me calling him?

I waited anxiously for a minute, but I didn't see the shadow of the headless ghost. So, he blew three more breaths at Da Mu Finger and shouted a little loudly: "Liu Jian! Liu Jian!"

After shouting, I turned my head and looked around, left and right, but still didn't see the headless male corpse Liu Jian.

"Where did this guy go?" I muttered.

"Hey, you're not done, if you don't come out, I'm going to rush in and kick your stinky ass. "Xiao Ding" yelled impatiently outside the public toilet.

"It's over, it's over, I'm wiping my ass. I hurriedly replied.

I thought to myself: if the headless ghost doesn't come, I'll be done. Just as I was about to call for the female hanger again, a dark figure flashed in front of me.

"You're finally here!" I said happily. As soon as the words fell, I saw Liu Jian holding my neck with one hand and dragging me alive.

"Ahh What are you doing? I'm Zhang Shiwen. ”

I thought to myself: Could it be that Liu Jian doesn't have a head, so he can't recognize people clearly.

"Lao Tzu knows that you are Zhang Shiwen, tonight, you called me, did you want to tell me that my head was found, or was the case solved?" Liu Jian's hand tightly grabbed my neck and pushed me against the wall, making me breathless.

"You... Let go, strangle me. I pleaded.

"The surname Zhang, you are really not interesting, it has been more than a month, and there has not even been a movement of the fart, it seems that you played a delaying trick on me, let me let go of the woman you love, and helped you solve the crisis again. Tonight, you called me again, do you want to use me again?" Liu Jian said fiercely.

"Liu Jian, you... Listen to me, my iron buddy Liu Xiong has already taken over your case, but recently there was another murder case, and the boss ordered him to solve the case within a time limit, so Liu Xiong pounced on the new case again. When the new case is revealed, he will go all out to solve your case. I explained.

"Do you think I'll still believe you?" Liu Jian said gloomily, stretched his other hand into my crotch, pinched the play, and said viciously: "Tonight, I will drag this game of yours off, so that you will never enjoy the joy of the bed." ”

"Liu Jian, you... What are you going to do? You... Don't be reckless, I... I'm telling the truth, and I'm not lying to you in the slightest. "I thought to myself: I had bad luck tonight, I wanted Liu Jian to come and save me, but I didn't expect him to settle the account with me, what should I do now?

"You didn't lie to me, what can you use to prove it?" asked Liu Jian menacingly.

"When I am out of danger, I will take you to Liu Xiong's house immediately, I will ask him personally, you listen to the side, if I tell half a lie, you will kill me immediately. At that time, I willingly die. Now you have wronged me so much that I will not be able to die. I said sadly.

"Xiao Ding" heard the movement outside the public toilet, he rushed into the public toilet, saw me standing against the wall, not even wearing pants, disdainfully lectured: "What are you crazy about, grandma's, you don't even wear pants, you think Lao Tzu is a comrade, bah! Lao Tzu tells you: No matter how big your play is, no one is rare." Hey, hurry up and put your pants on, or I'm going to kick you in the crotch. ”

"I... I wear it, I wear it, you must not kick it. I said in alarm.

"Hmph! It seems that your kid has been kidnapped by gangsters again?" asked Liu Jian.

"Yes. I called you to come and save me. You've got to help me tonight. I pleaded in a low voice.

"Xiao Ding" scolded: "What are you talking nonsense, are you nervous?" Hey, I'll tell you kid to lift his pants and get out of here!"

I knew: "Xiao Ding" couldn't see the headless ghost, and I couldn't hear him.

"I beg you. "I can't wait to kneel down for the headless ghost Liu Jian.

"Okay, I'll help you one more time. When you are out of danger, take me to Liu Xiong immediately, tonight, I must find out and see what you and Liu Xiong are playing. Liu Jian, the headless male corpse, said indignantly.

"Thank you, thank you. I saw that Liu Jian was temporarily discouraged, and thought to myself: What a blessing, if the headless ghost really got mad at me and pulled off the toy in my crotch, wouldn't I have lost sex forever.

"Hey, you're really crazy, talking to yourself alone, I think you're going to die." "Xiao Ding" said, rushing over, he raised his foot and was about to kick me in the crotch.

"Xiao Ding" never dreamed that there would be a headless ghost between me and him.

I saw the headless ghost Liu Jian raise his hand, grabbed the leg kicked by "Xiao Ding", and lifted it up.

"Xiao Ding" screamed, and then, leaning back, fell to the ground with a snap.

"Xiao Ding" scolded angrily: "You... You kid still dare to resist, grandma, you want to die. ”

"Xiaoding" scolded in his mouth, but he couldn't get up for a while, because this fall was too heavy.

"Hey, what do you want me to do with him?" asked Liu Jian.

"You, shove his head into a pit and let him eat dung. I snorted through my nose.

"Xiaoding" heard that I let him eat dung, and said angrily: "You kid ate leopard gall, you dare to ......"

Before the words of "Xiao Ding" were finished, Liu Jian lifted his legs upside down and stuffed them into the pit. Coincidentally, the pit actually fit his head.

"You... Who are you?" "Xiao Ding" suddenly realized that the person who beat him was not me, but someone else. However, he wondered why he couldn't see this person.

"It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that you have to eat. Liu Jian said viciously.