I knew that "Xiao Ding" couldn't hear Liu Jian's nonsense, so I acted as a translator next to me. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Boss, you met a ghost tonight, and the ghost made you eat dung. I think you should honestly take a bite, just a bite, otherwise, the ghost will not let you go. I gloated.

"Xiao Zhang, you... You save me. "Xiao Ding" seems to understand that he really met a ghost tonight, and besides, this ghost was recruited by me, and he is in the same group as me.

"You asked me to save you?" I asked with a smile.

"Xiao Zhang, I... I'm kind to you, they don't give you anything to eat at dinner, I give you a piece of chicken and a piece of beef. For my sake, please help my brother. "Xiao Ding" pleaded.

"Haha... You were really good to me, at first, you tricked me into the car, and later, you had to operate on me, turning me into a eunuch, and scared me so much that half of my soul flew away. If nothing else, you're going to interfere with me even if I, huh!" I angrily reprimanded.

"Xiao Zhang, just forgive me once, in the future, I will never dare to break ground on your old age. "Xiao Ding" pleaded bitterly.

I thought to myself: As the saying goes: forgive and forgive. So, I said to Liu Jian: "Forget it, pull him up." ”

Liu Jian smiled and said, "You spare him, but I can't spare him." Just now, he kicked at me, and I was in good defense. ”

Liu Jian said, stuffing "Xiao Ding" into the pit, so that "Xiao Ding"'s mouth was facing a piece of.

"You give Lao Tzu to eat, don't eat, you want to get out of the pit. Liu Jian said hatefully.

"Hey, chief, I spoke for you, but the ghost won't listen to me, and he wants you to eat a mouthful of. You can't blame me, just take a bite honestly. "I thought to myself: You deserve it.

"Xiao Ding" just doesn't open his mouth.

Liu Jian said to me, "You hand me the stick by the wall." ”

I smiled and handed the stick to Liu Jian and said, "Stop, don't choke him to death." ”

Liu Jian used a stick to pull the to the mouth of "Xiao Ding" and said, "Hehe... You dog thing, just take a bite. ”

"Xiao Ding" twisted his head, trying to avoid this piece of.

Liu Jian didn't say a word, and used a stick to paste the onto the mouth of "Xiao Ding".

"Wow!" "Little Ding" vomited.

"Hee-hee... You kid ate a lot of dinner, damn it, you vomited so much. Liu Jian sneered.

"Forget it, pull him up. I persuaded.

Liu Jian pulled "Xiao Ding" up from the pit and fell to the floor of the public toilet.

Liu Jian asked, "Just a villain?"

"And three, in the van. I said.

"Go, take me. Liu Jian waved his hand.

I looked at Liu Jian and asked, "Hey, I'm curious, you don't even have a head, how can you still see, talk and be obedient?"

"You don't understand this, I tell you: I have developed belly eyes, belly mouth, and belly ears. To put it bluntly, it is a set of organs on the head that grow in the abdomen. Liu Jian said.

"Really?" I looked at Liu Jian's abdomen and asked curiously, "You don't have anything in your abdomen, you don't see your mouth, nose, ears, or eyes." ”

"Just because you can't see doesn't mean you don't. Liu Jian said impatiently: "Don't be wordy, hurry up and clean up those three guys, and then, take me to see Liu Xiong immediately." ”

I glanced at "Xiao Ding" who was sleeping on the public toilet floor and moaning, and said disdainfully: "Hey, even Boss Cheng doesn't dare to underestimate me, what about you, but you don't know Taishan, and you think I'm a stupid hat." Now you know, are you stupid or am I stupid?"

"I... I'm stupid, I'm stupid. "Xiao Ding" said weakly.

"Listen: Don't appear in front of me again, or I'll beat you up once I see you." Let me tell you: I can not only call the wind and rain, but also the ghosts and gods, tonight, you have learned, right?"

"Xiao Ding" got up from the ground, he knelt on the ground, kowtowed to me again and again, and said while kowtowing: "Big brother, the little brother has been taught, the little brother has served, in the future, I am willing to obey the dispatch of the eldest brother and be the retinue of the eldest brother." ”

"Phew, I'm not uncommon for you to be like you, remember: stay away from me from now on, otherwise, the next time I run into you, I will have to kill you." I warned.

"The little one remembers, remembers, and never dares to offend the big brother again. "Xiao Ding" kowtowed like a chicken pecking rice.

"Damn, just a slave. I cursed hatefully and left the stinking public toilet.

I took Liu Jian to the van.

When a strong man saw that I was coming back alone, he asked curiously, "Where is the chief?"

"The head didn't eat enough for dinner, and he was eating feces in the public toilet, hehe... It's eating the I just pulled out, and it's hot. I stood by the door, holding it with one hand, and said with a grin.

"You... You kid ate the gall of a leopard, and you dare to slander our leader. A strong man said angrily.

"I don't slander, I don't believe it, you can go and visit the public toilets. However, as soon as you enter the public toilet, you will eat my hot. I laughed.

"Damn, you're going to die!" a strong man swung his fist at me.

The strong man's fist was grabbed by Liu Jian, Liu Jian twisted it hard, the strong man's body was crooked, and he grinned and shouted: "Mom, it hurts me to death." ”

"Who did you do to you?" asked another brawny man, puzzled.

Liu Jian stretched out his leg and kicked the strong man's buttocks, then let go of his hand.

The strong man tilted his body and overturned in the car.

Another strong man saw me standing by the car door, not moving, and then looked left and right, but there was no figure, he asked puzzledly, "What's going on?"

As soon as the words fell, Liu Jian jumped into the car, grabbed the strong man's collar with one hand, and pulled him out of the car.

"Grandma's, you can't do it in the car. Liu Jian smiled, picked up his arm, and fanned the strong man's mouth.

"Bang, bang, ......" Liu Jian slapped the strong man more than a dozen mouths in a row. Blood flowed out of the strong man's mouth and nostrils.

"Grandma's, I really don't fan, but after a few fans, I became this bear. Liu Jian pushed the strong man to the ground and threw him on his back.

When the male doctor saw two strong men, one lying in the car moaning and the other falling to the ground and screaming, he looked at me in fear and said, "You... What kind of spell did you cast to hit someone without using your hands?"

"Hee-hee... Do you want to be beaten?" I asked darkly.

"I... I don't want to be beaten. The andrologist shrank back in the car and replied timidly.

"I don't want to be beaten, so I'll answer my questions honestly. I said sternly.

"Okay, okay, okay, what do you ask, I'll tell you the truth. "The andrologist is a smart man, he said well-behaved.

"I ask you: Are you a male doctor?"