The familiar ceiling, the familiar stain, Du Yu, whose head was in a state of confusion, instinctively breathed, and the smell of disinfectant instantly filled his nasal cavity, and he immediately understood where he was - the "Putian Department" tertiary hospital affiliated to the Public Security Administration. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

“......”

Lying flat on the stiff bed, feeling hollowed out, unable to exert the slightest strength, helplessly opened his eyes and stared at the stain on the ceiling, recalling the memories of not long ago one by one.

“...... Am I dead?"

The last memory was interrupted by the white light, which had a mythical aura of holiness, but it only gave him a bad feeling, and he tried to escape too late, and finally lost consciousness.

What is that light?

In the end, who will release?

I don't know, I don't understand, why does a pick-up task give birth to so many accidents?

Thinking of the many details in the mission, Du Yu thought silently: "Blessings are incomparable, disasters are not one-way, it is really a short fantasy experience." ”

Even if you have an excellent demon bloodline, it doesn't mean that you can awaken 100%, to put it simply, you can feel the existence of magic power, but Du Yu, a small employee who can be seen everywhere on the earth, was electrocuted and dying due to a mistake at work, and his heart stopped beating for a while.

The effects of the unexpected awakening make the person's consciousness often in a state of wandering in the world, the blood is restless, the ghost runs away to a foreign country, is accosted by a suspicious uncle halfway, is chased by a kind muscular man halfway, crashes headlong into a tombstone in a daze, breaks into Avalon stupidly, falls into the sea very suddenly, and swims hard......

In the end, he was rescued by the passing Director Lydia, who was stupid and naïve, signed a series of unequal treaties that humiliated the country, and sold himself to the Public Security Bureau - who made him not understand English from beginning to end!

I signed a deed of sale, successfully changed jobs, and started a fantasy daily life, which was supposed to be full of expectations, but was thrown by the new boss to a place with a bad environment for pre-employment training.

Within three months, Du Yu learned a lot of knowledge that ordinary people could not master in a lifetime, and he was even trained by the devil army Cao, and almost died several times.

Thanks to more than a dozen near-death experiences, Du Yu was admitted to the hospital every three or five days, and Du Yu sadly found that he was no longer a stranger to the hospital, so much so that he could judge the location just by taking a breath.

"Alas, since I have more than enough to think nonsense, that means that I will not die again? Human beings are really as tenacious as cockroaches! Although it is good to be alive, my stomach is so hungry, my throat is so dry, my body is so tired, I am so sleepy, I want to hibernate!" Du Yu raised his skinny arm tremblingly, and said weakly: "It's this nasty feeling again, you don't have to think about it to know what's going on." ”

It's not a metaphor, the skin and bones are a true portrayal of Du Yu's state at this time, he can't find a little meat up and down the mountain, and he is a terminal patient with anorexia.

With clear consciousness, there is no need for memories to emerge, and I can't help but think of a series of rough treatment pictures in the hospital Du Yu's teeth chattered in fear, and he trembled: "Who is my attending doctor? I hope it's not Dr. Billy...... He loves to play with ...... Intestines!"

After all, Avalon is a fantasy space, and it is natural to have advanced medical technology, even if it is a tertiary hospital in the Putian department, it is much more powerful than ordinary hospitals on the earth, and the general injury and illness only need to sacrifice the red potion, as long as it is not fatal or infected with a strange virus, it is guaranteed to be saved, and the effect is guaranteed to be fast, the time period, who uses it knows.

"It's scary to think about it, don't think about it. Out of emulation, Du Yu was determined to ignore the sting faintly coming from the chrysanthemum, and said optimistically: "Illusion, it must be an illusion." ”

In order to change his mood, while enduring the side effects of the drug, he struggled to prop up his upper body, grabbed the calorie friend that was always available at the bedside, swallowed it with the package, and then gulped a carbonated drink, and said worriedly: "If this continues, I won't become fat, right?"

"Are you going to get fat? It must be fun!"

The space of the ward suddenly tore open a gap, and a little girl in a red and black gothic skirt stepped out, ignoring Du Yu's stunned gaze, jumped slightly, sat on the hospital bed, wandered barefoot, and actively proposed: "Do you want me to arrange a fattening operation for you?"

If she dyes her hair, ties a double ponytail hairstyle, and holds a big bear puppet, it's like a dark night Lori Angeli reappear!

"NOTHANK!" DU YU REFUSED LOUDLY REGARDLESS OF THE OCCASION.

"Yes...... Regretful. The girl flattened her mouth, as if she was losing her temper, and whispered: "It's obviously funny, why refuse?"

Ah, yes, that's the kind of person she's in!

With the above thoughts, Du Yu sighed and said: "My business is not bad, Director, do you have something to do with me?"

hurriedly diverted the topic, if Lydia couldn't think about it for a while, abused the power of the director, and forcibly threw him on the operating table for a weight gain operation, the end would be worrying.

"Well, what am I here for?" Lydia tilted her head cutely in a gesture appropriate to her age, with her index finger against her chin, pouting in thought, uncertain, "Are you here to laugh at you for being dumped?"

As the saying goes, you don't slap people in the face, and you don't expose them when you scold people, Du Yu's forehead is protruding, he is not afraid of power, and he said inwardly: "Even if you are my top boss, you must know that there are some things that cannot be said!"

"What's the matter, do you want to fight? Accompany me at any time!" Lydia was never afraid of things, and rolled up her lace-embellished sleeves on the spot, eager to try.

"No, I want to live a few more years. Seeing that the other party was full of energy, and seemed to really plan to fight him for three hundred rounds, Du Yu sadly found that he couldn't hold even one round, and said deflatedly: "Director, you took time out of your busy schedule to see me, what is the matter?"

Lydia stretched out her white arm and probed into the void, rummaged through it, and after a while, pulled out a document with the word confidential written on it, poured out several high-definition photos from it, and admired: "Isn't it just for you to pick up someone, but you fought with the mercenaries on the way, and finally got an AOE from the head of the Divine Light Holy Sect, and almost wiped out the group." ”

"Giggles, you're unlucky!" concluded Lydia.

"Hahahaha......"

What else can Du Yu do besides laughing?

"But, it's funny, and it's true that I kept you in Avalon against all odds. Lydia was triumphant, showing off her foresight, and then asked, "Do you know the reason for the misfortunes and misfortunes?"

“......”

Without thinking, he found the reason in an instant, but Du Yu couldn't say it, so he could only hide it with a stiff smile and embarrassed gaze, and said foolishly: "People have to look forward when they are alive, not to mention those unlucky things." ”

"Hehe, snooping on the privacy of the staff is the joy of adjusting life, and for this purpose at all costs power and financial resources!" Lydia ruthlessly tore apart Du Yu's cover-up, and said something serious, "The reason is Dong Rui, don't try to hide it from me." ”

Du Yu smiled perfunctorily and pretended to be confused: "Ahaha, what are you talking about?

At the beginning, under Lydia's thoughtfulness, I temporarily formed a team with several colleagues who knew Chinese, and received a lot of care during the run-in, for which I was very grateful, so I was embarrassed to throw the responsibility on Dong Rui.

"Hmph. Lydia shook her long golden hair dissatisfied, and said mysteriously: "Don't want to admit it, forget it, anyway, mortals often only see the surface of things, and I don't expect you to know anything!"

Du Yu changed the topic and said, "Director, what are you eating?"

"This?" Lydia took out the stick in her mouth, pulled a silver thread out of the air with her saliva, and said with a coquettish smile: "Jumbo Pearl, strawberry flavor, sent by someone I know." ”

I don't know if it was intentional or unintentional, Lydia handed a stick candy named Jumbo Zhu to Du Yu's mouth and recommended, "It's delicious, do you want to try it?"

For the majority of Lolita, this may be the supreme reward, and even willing to pay for it, but it's a pity that Du Yu is a professional giant (gentleman's hobby) breast control, and he is not cold to the poor breasts, and said in disgust: "Alas, this is very unhygienic." ”

Lydia stiffened her smile, forcefully inserted the treasure bead into Du Yu's mouth, and said unhappily: "This is the director's order, let you eat it, and you are not allowed to show a nasty expression, give me a smile!"

Regardless of the inside, at least Lydia's appearance is a thirteen or fourteen-year-old little Lori, with age-appropriate innocence and cuteness, and her immature facial features can be predicted to be a rare beautiful girl in the world in the near future.

Du Yu in front of him didn't show a fascinated expression, where is the reason?

“......”

Du Yu pulled his cheeks, revealing a smile that was more ugly than crying, and said aggrievedly: "Are you satisfied with this?"

"Sao Nian, you are very daring, follow me outside to fight for three hundred rounds, and let me tell you why the flowers are red. Lydia said angrily.

She is a beautiful girl who is loved by everyone, and it is rare to give benefits to others, but the other party not only does not accept it, but her face is full of grievances, this uncle can bear it, she Lydia can't bear it!

"Well, flowers don't have to be red, right?" Du Yu said seriously.

“...... Shine your weapons, I'll let you have both hands and feet, plus a pair of beautiful breasts!"

Let's not talk about the "beautiful breasts" that don't exist at all, looking at the sulking Lydia, Du Yu seems to have pushed open the door to a new world, and can't help but start thinking seriously, is it to catch up with the trend and install a lolita control attribute?

(I worked late last night...... I went to work as usual the next day, and I was a social person...... ）