33. Salted fish clearance sale, fast hands and slow hands!

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And, being able to mediate and protect themselves in multiple forces and bargain, the porter will naturally not be an ordinary person, and his strange strength is far from what Du Yu and these rookies can imagine.

"Hmph, you kid is doing well, your head is spinning very fast, reward you with a big red flower. The porter took out an oily pen and left a bright red flower on Chen Ling's forehead, and said, "Of course, the reason why you are suspicious of me is because I am deliberately showing flaws, so don't get carried away." ”

In a series of interactions, Chen Ling was the only one in the shrimp soldier and crab general team who doubted his identity, and it was estimated that he would be able to take charge of himself after three or five years of training.

"As for you, bad luck is in a sense a curse magic. The porter kicked the sturdy Dong Rui and said regretfully: "If it weren't for Lydia's little sister's men, I would have caught you back and sold you a long time ago." ”

Skipping Du Yu and Raleigh and not commenting is because there is no value in evaluation, so I am too lazy to speak!

After confirming that the "goods" were not damaged, the porter with a bad taste took out a brick-sized Nokia mobile phone, took a picture of the sleeping people with a wicked smile, and decisively sent it to the circle of friends, attaching concise content: clearance sale, 5% off the whole site, fast hands and slow hands, don't miss it when you pass by.

"You stinky and shameless guy, where are you harming people again?"

"You're all too old, embarrassed to bully young people?"

"As a peer, I'm ashamed to be with you!"

"Don't scold, this is a reward for him who shakes M. ”

"I'll give 100 million, women sell me, men don't want it. ”

"Upstairs ****, the identification is complete. ”

"In favor of +1, the value of the girl is more than 100 million, and it lacks sincerity. ”

"Ten billion, dissatisfied can be raised. ”

immediately attracted a bunch of replies, most of them asking Ye Xuenuo's price, and at the same time strongly condemning Du Yu who took advantage, even if the other party was not conscious.

"Hehe, a bunch of idle guys who hurt. The porter's heart was greatly satisfied, and he put away his mobile phone with a smile: "Sure enough, the A-level demon bloodline is a sought-after item, just like the giant panda." ”

Although the customers and peers in the circle of friends shouted fiercely, the porter did not intend to transfer, not because the price was not enough for him to betray, not because he was afraid of the behemoth Avalon, but because Lydia's little sister was terrible.

Its glorious deeds, its prestige, and its ferocity can make most of the hermit masters who are mixed with the red dust feel palpitations!

"This time I am stepping on the bottom line to fish, and before the next commission comes, I will still abide by my duty and cultivate my self-cultivation. The porter muttered to himself.

Now that the person has been recovered, there is no need for the "artificial holy pit" behind him to exist, and the porter ignites the remaining cigarettes and throws them into the pit, and for a moment the smoke is filled, and the strong nicotine smell and the sacrosanct breath confront each other, and fight against each other.

The former wants to be desecrated, the latter does not want to be desecrated, the relationship is tense, and there is a sonic boom in the air from time to time!

"The guy of the Divine Light Holy Sect, under the slogan of eliminating the traces of magic, but the means are eye-catching and flamboyant, it's too prodigal......" The porter had a sweat on his forehead, and hurriedly drank the magic potion snatched from Jiushi Longyang, gritted his teeth and said: "Uncle Ben is no longer playing, the maximum magic output." ”

Just this small bottle of potion is enough to buy a second-tier city on the earth, and I don't know how many magic crystals can be exchanged for and how much strength can be improved.

At this time, the porter's heart is dripping blood!

With the help of precious props, the porter successfully replenished the magic, the magic power was doubled, and the pungent nicotine smell successfully desecrated the holy breath near the "artificial holy pit", completing a feat of conquering Bai Fumei!

"I wondered why I was giving so much money, I see. After the work was finished, the porter's lazy cancer completely broke out, he casually pinched off the cigarette butt, and said decadently: "Go home to cultivate yourself, I'm tired." ”

The old technique was repeated, and the shadow doppelganger technique, five soft white smoke puppets appeared, obeyed the orders of the deity, and each lifted one person on the ground to leave.

"Ah, I found it. ”

In a remote parking lot, retrieving the abandoned Chang'an Star, the porter briskly pushed the car door, and immediately heard a faint voice from a worm body: "Woo woo woo ......"

Longyang, who used to be as beautiful as a flower, at this time his limbs were bound, his eyes were clothed, and his mouth was stuffed with cloth, and people who didn't know would definitely misunderstand when they saw this scene, thinking that they were playing a special game.

"Good boy, there is an obedient housekeeper. The porter looked down at the embarrassed Jiushi Longyang with a smile, and said with a wicked smile: "Don't move yet, let me take a photo and send it to Moments." ”

As soon as his mind moved, the "white-eyed puppet" behind him automatically got up and threw the heavy five "salted fish" into the car, while the porter himself took pictures of Jiushi Longyang's shame from different angles, and muttered: "Among the six people, there are two rich and handsome, and one is Bai Fumei, I believe that these shameful photos can be sold for a good price, and they must be encrypted and preserved, and then taken out for extortion when they are poor in the future." ”

Dong Rui, who is riddled with bad luck, has nothing to do with money at all, Luo Lizhuan is a moonlight clan who spends his savings on his interests, and as for Du Yu, he owes a lot of debts and can't protect himself.

Therefore, the titles of Gao Fushuai and Bai Fumei fell on the heads of Jiushi Longyang, Chen Ling and Ye Xuenuo respectively!

"Uncle, I'm not interested in the poor, so I'll let you go today. ”

Thanks to this, Du Yu and the three of them avoided the catastrophe and did not take all kinds of shameful photos by the unscrupulous porters.

Although the reason is hurtful......

"Hey, the work is over, and the harvest is abundant. The porter closed the car door, beckoned to the grove not far away, and shouted: "Lao Huang, I'll leave it to you next, the consignee is Avalon, and the address is the old place." ”

There was a sound of Suo Suo coming from the dense bushes, and the man nicknamed Lao Huang trotted over and said flatteringly: "Boss Zhang, thank you for your continued care." ”

The porter remembered that Boss Zhang in Lao Huang's mouth was one of the many vests, and he didn't show anything abnormal on the surface, so he waved his hand disapprovingly, routinely gave cigarettes, and said calmly: "It's okay, I'm just an intermediary, and everyone makes money." ”

Lao Huang accepted the cigarette, unpacked the Yellow Crane Tower, lit two, held one in his own mouth, and gave the other to the porter familiarly.

This is a very high social skill, and the gift of the other party is a good reflection of the user's good character of thrift!

"Too polite. In the shameless realm of competition, Lao Huang couldn't catch up with the porter who had been immersed in the industry for many years, only to see him quietly take the cigarette, swallow the clouds and spit out the fog, and said slowly: "There is no need to please me, the money that should be given to you will not be less, you have to believe in my personality." ”

"Well, how dare I doubt you. The expression of trust is to hide the dissatisfaction in his heart, and he secretly scolds: "I just don't believe in your personality!"

"Well, here's your pay, spend it slowly. ”

In fact, the porter did something in advance on the labor contract provided by Avalon, erased the two zeros, and finally signed it for Lao Huang......

Lao Huang couldn't wait to take the check, staring at the number on it, tens of thousands of yuan more than he had said at the beginning, and immediately thanked Dade and said: "Thank you, remember to find me next time you have a commission, as long as you give money, you can go to the soup and go to the fire!"

Sure enough, there should be less deception and more trust between people!

"Haha, I'm not the devil, why do you want to send you to death, of course it's rich for everyone to earn. The porter patted his chest and assured.

Lao Huang, who was in the dark, clutched the check, and couldn't wait to think about how to use this huge amount of money, not knowing that the contract was manipulated by the guy in front of him.

"When it's done, it's time for me to flash someone. The porter shook hands with Lao Huang and said goodbye: "Happy cooperation." ”

"Happy working together!"

With his hands parted, the porter was immediately enveloped in white smoke, and when the cold wind blew away the smoke, he was nowhere to be found.

In the non-everyday world, he naturally has a certain level of intelligence, so he is no stranger to magic, and sighs slightly: "Is this magic? It's like magic." ”

In any case, since the contract has been signed and the remuneration has been received, it is necessary to work hard and be sure to deliver the "goods" to the destination in good condition and to the recipient as soon as possible.