"Old Gu, there is really movement in the tomb. "I used my flashlight to shine on www.biquge.info the upper right side of the tomb. I saw that there seemed to be a hole the size of a fist.

Could it be that the insect king is hiding in this hole?

"What's going on?" the toad mirror winced as she walked over.

"Look, old guy, there's a hole there, and just now, dirt kept falling out of the hole. I guess the worm king might be hiding in this hole. ”

The toad mirror bent down to take a look, then looked up to the west, and asked, "Why did my cousin soak for half an hour?"

"Haha, I'm afraid I fell into the pit. I quipped.

"Skinny Monkey, go and see, what's going on with Uncle Cousin?" ordered the toad mirror.

"Okay!" the skinny monkey agreed, and ran to the west with a fut in a hollow place.

After a while, the thin monkey ran back again, and he reported to the toad mirror: "Brother Gu, my cousin scolded me for being a bastard, saying that I wanted to see his ass. ”

Toad Mirror smiled and asked, "Uncle Cousin is still pouting and shitting?"

"That's right, my cousin is and singing Peking Opera at the same time. However, it's hard to hear, I, listening to him sing Peking Opera is more disgusting than watching him. The thin monkey said with added vinegar.

"Get out of the way!" have you forgotten that he is Leader Zhang's cousin, how can you be so spoiled by people?"

"Hee-hee... I'm telling you the truth. The thin monkey looked at me apologetically and said, "Leader Zhang, you won't see my blame, right?" ”

"No, it won't. To be honest, I feel the same way. My cousin would lie in bed and hum a few songs every night, and I vomited so much bile that it came out. I laughed.

As he was talking, my cousin came back humming Peking Opera. He frowned and said, "Damn, you can't even pull a piece of shit, you thin monkey, whether you are a man or a woman, how can you be interested in the old man's ass." ”

"Uncle cousin, don't wronged me, I'm an authentic man, don't believe it, I took off my pants for you to test. Just now, Brother Gu was afraid that you would fall into the pit, so let me go to the rescue. Skinny Monkey said with a grin.

"Old Gu, you have to explain to the little widow and ask her to put more oil in the stir-fry, otherwise, my will be unpleasant. Old Xu Tou said dissatisfiedly. "By the way, the food of our archaeological team also needs to be improved, and we can get some big fish and meat to eat. Don't spend all day long with vegetables, rodishes, and clear soup. ”

"Good. Uncle Cousin, don't worry. Tomorrow I will send the little widow to the town to cut a few pounds of meat and come back, so that she can pick up the fat and cut it. Guaranteed that the will come out before you have time to take off your pants the day after tomorrow. Toad Mirror joked.

"What's wrong? I heard you shouting from afar. Old Xu asked me.

"Uncle Cousin, there is a situation in the tomb. You see, a hole was found in the upper right corner of the tomb, and just now, dirt was falling from the hole. "I'll show it to my cousin.

Old Xu Tou took a closer look at the hole, pondered for a moment, and said, "Go find a bamboo pole." ”

Toad Mirror ordered the thin monkey: "Run back to the village and stick a bamboo pole." ”

"Good Luo!" the thin monkey agreed, and ran away.

Old Xu Tou sat at the mouth of the tomb and smoked two cigarettes in a row before the thin monkey carried the bamboo pole.

Old Xu Tou took the bamboo pole and poked it hard at the hole a few times, and a few pieces of dirt fell out of the hole.

"Grandma, where is the insect king hiding?" said to old Xu Tou in confusion.

"Uncle cousin, just now, the little widow's uncle went down to the tomb alone, and he didn't lure the insect king out. I see, there is no Worm King at all. I analyzed.

"Don't you believe my words?" Old Xu Tou glared at me.

"Uncle Cousin, it's not that I don't believe your words, it's because you haven't seen it with your own eyes, it's just hearsay. I laughed.

"I'm not hearsay, I'm listening to my grandfather. Let me tell you: my grandfather stole tombs all his life, and he was a well-informed man. Old Xu refuted me dissatisfiedly.

"Uncle Cousin, if there really is a worm king, then why doesn't it show its face?

Old Xu Tou snorted with his nose and said disdainfully: "These man-eating insects are born to defend the tomb owner, so they are all loyal to the tomb owner." Take our words: all of them are daredevils, so why are they afraid of death. You think it's human, nine times out of ten it's a ghost who is afraid of death. ”

"Hey......" I smiled awkwardly. I know: Lao Xu Tou also listed me as a ghost who is afraid of death.

"I'm going down. Old Xu Tou said decisively.

"Uncle Cousin, I think: let Lao Gu buy another yellow dog and put it down to try. If the big yellow dog stays in the tomb and is safe for 24 hours, it is not too late for you to go down. Anyway, we are not in a hurry, we should still put safety first. I persuaded.

"What did I do earlier? I'm just talking about buying a big yellow dog. Old Xu Tou glared at me.

I was a little annoyed and thought to myself: I sincerely care about your safety, but you take my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs. Forget it, if you want to take a risk, you can take a risk, and it has nothing to do with me if you lose your life.

I thought again, no. Lao Xu Tou is Qu Hui's cousin, if something happens to Lao Xu Tou, Qu Hui will definitely be very sad.

Thinking of this, I said, "Uncle Cousin, if you insist on going down, then tie a rope around your waist, and if something happens, everyone will pull you up." ”

Old Xu Tou thought about it, glanced at me, and said, "Okay." ”

I asked the thin monkey to bring a rope and tie it around Lao Xutou's waist myself.

"You kid is looking at Qu Hui's face to care so much about me, right?" asked Lao Xu Tou faintly.

"Hee-hee... A little. "I didn't deny it. Because, I know the temperament of this old Xu Tou, he likes to be straightforward.

"Hmph! I also looked at Qu Hui's face to be so polite to you. Otherwise, I'll kick your kid eight feet away earlier. Old Xu Tou pretended to be annoyed and said.

"You, you've long wanted to kick me eighteen feet away, but you don't dare to kick me. Because, Qu Hui doesn't allow you to kick. I said with a grin.

After tying the rope, Lao Xu asked "Who will go down with me?" ”

Toad Mirror hurriedly pointed to the little widow's uncle and said, "He will go down with you." ”

The little widow's uncle was not afraid, but he was a little frightened by what I had just said. He begged, "Tie me a rope too." ”

Toad Mirror glared at him and reprimanded: "You want to be treated with your cousin, you're really blind." Let me ask you: How old are you, how old is your cousin? We tie a rope to my cousin because we are worried that he will not be able to climb up on his own. What about you, in the prime of life, do you still want us to pull you up?"

When the little widow's uncle heard the toad mirror say this, he blushed and said, "I... I can climb up on my own. ”

"Get down, you didn't see that your cousin has gone down. Toad Mirror said coldly.

I thought to myself: Toad Mirror is quite polite to the little widow's uncle, if it is a thin monkey, I am afraid that I will be kicked off the grave by Toad Mirror.