102.Chapter 102 Chapter 0102: Lao Tzu wants money and doesn't want to die
"You're done, it's time to work in the grave, right?" said Lao Xu Tou, squinting at the toad mirror. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Uncle Cousin, you are good, let me take a breath. You see, I broke out in a cold sweat and my heart was pounding. The toad mirror said, took out two cigarettes, handed one to Lao Xu Tou, and the other was on his mouth, and said with a smile: "Uncle Cousin, smoke a cigarette and then go to the tomb." ā
Lao Xu Tou took the cigarette, took a few puffs, stood up and said, "Damn, I'm going to too." With that, he walked towards a hollow to the west.
The toad looked at Lao Xutou's back, frowned, and said dissatisfiedly: "You see, Uncle Cousin is really good at picking a place for, and he actually ran to the upwind outlet to, do you want us to smell his." ā
I thought to myself: This toad mirror is really not a plaything, and when I saw Lao Xu Tou staring at him going down the tomb, I immediately began to speak ill of Lao Xu Tou.
"My cousin is pulling, don't believe it, I'll find out in a while. I laughed.
"Haha......" everyone laughed in unison.
Toad Mirror looked at several migrant workers angrily and reprimanded: "Damn, you all dropped the chain at critical moments, and no one dared to go down to the tomb and let Lao Tzu charge." What's the matter, isn't 800 yuan too little?"
A migrant worker muttered, "I... If I die, what will happen to the family?"
Another migrant worker also said: "Gu Tou'er, you also have to go down to the tomb, let Lao Xu Tou go down alone." He's over sixty, and it's worth it to die. ā
The toad mirror glared at the migrant workers, and scolded angrily: "Lao Tzu can see through you today, when it's time to charge, they all become shrinking turtles, damn, do you want to do it with Lao Tzu?"
"I'll do it with you!" said the little widow's uncle, patting his chest.
When I saw the little widow's uncle jump out, I cried out, "Something is wrong!"
"Will you do it with me?" asked Toad Jingyin with a smile.
"Yes!" said the little widow's uncle, patting his chest vigorously.
I looked at the little widow's uncle's stupid look, and thought to myself: I knew that he was so two-five, so I asked the little widow to stop him from coming to the archaeological team. However, it is useless to say anything now.
"Okay!" Toad Mirror walked up to the little widow's uncle, patted him on the shoulder, and made a wish: "You are willing to do it with me, very good, as long as you listen to my command, you will have your fragrant buns to eat in the future." ā
"Resolutely obey the command!" the little widow's uncle straightened his chest, like a soldier, and came to stand upright.
"Damn, just a stupid hat!" I scolded inwardly. I knew: I couldn't stop the little widow's uncle on such an occasion.
"Good, great. It's your first time working on the archaeological team, and you don't know my personality yet. Let me tell you: I am the most righteous, and I will not treat anyone who listens to me. Don't believe me, you ask everyone. ā
"I testify that Gu Ge is the number one person in the world who preaches righteousness. Skinny Monkey said preemptively.
"You ****** fuck off!" the toad shot in the thin monkey's ass. "Grandma, you are still Lao Tzu's attendant, and you peed your pants at a critical moment. ā
"Ouch!" the thin monkey grinned in pain and defended: "Brother Gu, it's not that I don't dare to go down to the tomb, it's my body, and it won't be useful to go down." It's not that you don't know, but I can only do errand work. ā
"Damn, you can't work, even if you go down to the tomb and stand. Toad Mirror said angrily.
"Alright, I'll go down and stand there. The thin monkey was forced to be helpless, and he looked at the tomb, and his legs trembled with fear.
"Get out of the way!" Toad Mirror kicked the skinny monkey in annoyance.
"Damn, my ass was kicked in two. The skinny monkey wailed.
"Brother Gu, don't worry, I promise to listen to you. "The uncle of the little widow in his forties actually called the toad mirror "Brother Gu". I was sick to it.
"All right, then you can go down to the tomb. Toad Mirror commanded.
"Old Gu, let's wait for my cousin to come. I quickly dissuaded.
I thought to myself: let the little widow's uncle go to the grave with my cousin, and if anything happens, my cousin will be able to resist for a while. This little widow's uncle, let him use brute force, I'm afraid he is a good hand, but when he encounters the insect king, he can only stare dryly.
"Leader Zhang, Uncle Cousin is, we can't stop work, right? Besides, isn't it just to clean up these dead rats, why do you have to wait for Uncle Cousin to do it?"
I knew very well in my heart: the toad mirror deliberately let the little widow's uncle go down alone, so that if he ran into the insect king, he would fall into a desperate situation. What he wanted was to put the little widow's uncle to death, so that he could avenge his death.
"Okay, I'll go down. The little widow's uncle went down to the tomb with a ladder.
The toad mirror threw down a basket and said, "Pick up all the dead rats in the basket and hand them over." ā
"Brother Gu, I see. The little widow's uncle bent down and picked up the man-eating insects that had been electrocuted to death and threw them into the basket.
I nervously watched the situation in the tomb, and I believed what Old Xu Tou said: "There must be another insect king." ā
When will this insect king appear?
The toad mirror retreated more than ten meters away from the ancient tomb, sat there, and smoked leisurely. He beckoned to a few migrant workers: "Come and rest." ā
The migrant workers sat around the toad mirrors, giggling and laughing.
I thought to myself: this toad mirror is really vicious, he deliberately let the migrant workers leave the ancient tomb, so that if something happens to the little widow's uncle, there will not even be a life-saving person. Although there is a ladder that can be climbed in only three or five steps, once the insect king appears, how can it give people the opportunity to climb the ladder.
I stood alone at the entrance of the tomb, nervously observing the situation in the tomb. Suddenly, I noticed that in the upper right corner of the tomb, a piece of dirt had fallen off.
"It's over, it must be the worm king who is coming out. I shouted, "There's a situation, come up quickly." ā
The little widow's uncle raised his face and asked, "What's the matter?"
I shouted, "Run for your life!"
When the little widow's uncle saw that I was frightened, and knew that something was wrong, he jumped up the ladder in three or two steps.
From the upper right side of the tomb, a few more pieces of dirt have fallen off.
I turned to the toad mirror and said, "Old Gu, you give me the flashlight." ā
Toad Mirror said nonchalantly: "Leader Zhang, don't be bitten by a snake once, you've been afraid of the well rope for ten years." Yesterday, we electrocuted all the man-eating insects, so we should be able to rest easy. ā
"There's movement in the tomb. I said.
"Haha, don't you take a bow and snake shadow, it's just to scare yourself. The toad mirror said this, but changed from a sitting position to a squatting position, and when he saw his posture, he was ready to run away at any time.