"Qu Hui, whose menstrual blood is this?" I asked. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info thought: Could it be the menstrual blood of the yellow flower girl again.

"Shiwen, I've wronged you, let's make do with it. This menstrual blood is an old lady, more than 20 women in the company, I asked about them all, and she came to the aunt alone. Qu Hui said dejectedly: "Although she is a little older, it is also a woman's menstrual blood." ”

"Qu Hui, it's menstrual blood, maybe the menstrual blood of the old ladies is more effective. I said cheerfully.

"Shiwen, it is said that it is an old lady, in fact, they are only in their forties, and they are very beautiful, and they are still the 'male flowers' of our company. Qu Hui said.

"I've never heard of that word. I grinned.

"The school has a school flower, and the factory has a factory flower, so of course, there should be a 'public flower' in the company. "Qu Hui was in a good mood and even played humorous with me.

"Qu Hui, why are you so happy?" I asked curiously.

"Shiwen, I'm about to see you, of course I'm happy. While the menstrual blood is still fresh, you can hurry up and get it!" Qu Hui urged.

"Okay, I'll be right here. ”

"Shiwen, on the way here, buy me a bouquet of roses. Qu Hui said.

"Qu Hui, what do you want roses for now?" I asked curiously.

"If I ask you to buy it, you will buy it, why do you ask so much?" Qu Hui said unhappily.

"Okay, I'll buy it. I saw that Qu Hui was angry again, so I quickly agreed.

I deliberately went around to the "Flower Street", where the variety of flowers is the most complete. When I went into the flower shop, I saw that there were six varieties of roses: red, yellow, purple, white, black, and green. I was blinded at once, and I thought: I don't know what color roses Qu Hui likes.

I called Qu Hui and asked, "Hey, what color of roses do you like?"

"Shiwen, you are such a stupid old hat, do you need to ask, of course I like red roses. Qu Hui said angrily.

I laughed twice and hung up. I thought: What does this Qu Hui mean by letting me buy roses?

I bought 99 red roses, such a big bouquet.

The lady of the flower shop asked happily, "Young man, are you proposing to your girlfriend?"

I was too lazy to talk to the proprietress about it, so I replied casually: "Yes!"

"Young man, I tell you: Later, when you present flowers to the girl, you must kneel down on one knee, and in this way, you will surely move the girl. Alas, it is fashionable to propose Western-style marriage nowadays. The proprietress said with a lot of words.

"Got it. I was about to turn away when the proprietress called out to me and said, "Young man, you have to propose to the girl, for roses alone will not work, and you must go and buy a ring, preferably a diamond ring." As the saying goes: reluctant children can't trap wolves. ”

"Got it. I hurried out of the florist, thinking: this lady is a rapper.

I drove to Qu Hui's company, parked and took a look, but I didn't see Qu Hui's shadow. I hurriedly called Qu Hui.

"Hey, I've arrived at the door of the company, why haven't you come down yet. I asked.

"What am I doing when I come down?" said Qu Hui.

"Qu Hui, you... Are you letting me up?" I asked, confused. In the past, every time I came to Qu Hui's company, she was waiting for me under the office building, but today it was strange that she let me go upstairs.

"Of course, you can come up. Hey, did you buy the roses?" Qu Hui asked.

"You have made a holy decree, how dare I not buy it. I laughed.

I went upstairs with a large bouquet of roses, and when I arrived at Qu Hui's office, I saw that she was not there. I had no choice but to ask a young lady, "Excuse me, where is Qu Hui?"

The young lady didn't answer, her eyes stared at the roses in my arms, and asked, "Is this bouquet of roses for Qu Hui?"

"yes. I replied casually.

"Ah!" the young lady exclaimed, turned her head and said loudly, "Everyone come and see, someone has sent flowers to Qu Hui!"

Qu Hui's company is an open office, dozens of people work together, and when the young lady shouted, dozens of heads were raised. Suddenly, a sound of admiration rang out.

"Ah, there are a hundred of such a big bouquet of red roses, right?"

"If you have a hundred flowers, you can only buy 99 flowers at most. Isn't there another song, the lyrics say: Remember the ninety-nine roses I gave you on that Valentine's Day......"

"Mom, so many red roses, it has to cost a lot of money, right?"

Like a fool, I held the bouquet of red roses and stood there waiting for Qu Hui.

The women in the office were just admiring and appreciating roses, and I felt like a model.

Just when I was so embarrassed and wanted to find a mouse hole to get into, Qu Hui finally came. I saw her smiling and proud.

"Shiwen, you're here. Qu Hui exaggeratedly stretched out her arms and symbolically hugged me.

"You... You should be subtle in front of everyone. I whispered a reproach.

I handed the roses to Qu Hui and asked in a low voice, "Qu Hui, what do you want roses for?"

"Shiwen, thank you for the roses, it's rare that you still remember our first love. Qu Hui said loudly.

"Qu Hui, you're crazy!" I panicked. This Qu Hui seems to have something wrong with his brain, and he actually announced our first love relationship in public, isn't it too ostentatious.

"Shiwen, give me another kiss. Qu Hui raised his face and said greedily.

"Qu Hui, you're really crazy. I angrily turned around and walked away.

Qu Hui caught up with me, took out a paper bag from his pocket, and said, "Shiwen, here you go." ”

I knew that the paper bag was the menstrual blood that Qu Hui had asked for for me, so I quickly took it.

I glared at Qu Hui and turned to leave.

As soon as I walked a few steps, I heard Qu Hui say loudly: "My first boyfriend is thin-skinned and embarrassed to kiss me in front of everyone." ”

I took three steps and two steps into the elevator, thinking: Did Qu Hui take the wrong medicine today? Otherwise, how could he be so crazy.

Not long after, my mobile phone rang, and when I saw it, it was Qu Hui calling.

As soon as I opened my mouth, I asked, "Qu Hui, what's wrong with you today, are you nervous? Or did you take the wrong medicine?"

"Hee-hee... I was nervous and I didn't take the wrong medicine. Poetry, let me tell you: Recently, our company suddenly blew a wind of first love, and everyone took out their first love to show off. As soon as I got angry, I remembered the trick of asking you to send me roses. ”

"The people in your company are nervous. I said disdainfully, "Don't you think that's boring?"

"Poetry, people want to dry it, and I can't stop it. Follow the local customs, others will show it, and I will do it. Shiwen, thank you, there is no woman in our company who has ever received the tweed of her first love. Today, you gave me a big face, hum! I'll kill them all!" Qu Hui said triumphantly.