"Qu Hui, have you thought about it, I'll send you roses, this matter is earth-shattering, if Liu Xiong knows, what should I do?" I asked worriedly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Haha... Shiwen, as soon as I go home tonight, the first thing I want to tell Liu Xiong: You sent me 99 red roses. Qu Hui said happily.

"You... You want to die. I exclaimed, shocked.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong! Shiwen, I want to tell Liu Xiong that I asked you to pretend to be my first love and send me roses, so that I can save face. Liu Xiong knows, I have to thank you very much. Qu Huile said hoho.

Qu Hui's words made me admire her so much. Unexpectedly, she actually came to "strike first", using "acting" as the reason, which not only dispelled Liu Xiong's doubts, but also made Liu Xiong thank me. I have to say that Qu Hui's move is really high.

"Qu Hui, I warn you: if you play with fire, you will burn yourself. Don't always be clever, you must know that Liu Xiong is not so easy to coax. I was a little weak and admonished.

"Shiwen, you are cowardly. To be honest, although we were in love for the first time, we didn't do anything out of the ordinary, let alone sorry for Liu Xiong, so I was very frank. Not like you, an old elephant is like a thief. Qu Hui said disdainfully.

"Qu Hui, don't be too complacent. People, it's better to keep a low profile and don't be too public. The matter of roses will stop here. If Liu Xiong knows, you will use acting to fool him again. I warned.

When I got home, I looked at the two parts of menstrual blood and thought, "Which one should I use for a bath?" I thought about it for a long time, but I couldn't make up my mind, so I called the old Taoist priest.

"Master, I asked for two menstrual bloods, one for the yellow flower girl and one for the old lady, you say: Which menstrual blood is better for me?" I asked in a somewhat ostentatious tone.

"Apprentice, your kid's taste is really heavy, the yellow flower girls and old ladies dare to go up. The old Taoist priest said unhappily.

"Master, I told you a long time ago: I have never slept with a woman. I don't know the owners of these two menstrual bloods, but I asked someone to get them. I explained.

"Disciple, let me tell you: although our Maoshan Taoist priests are not opposed to touching women, they advocate abstinence. If you mix with women all day long, even if you don't sleep with women, it will deplete yang energy and affect the improvement of your skills. "The old Taoist priest obviously didn't believe my words and thought that I was having an affair with a woman.

"Master, you have to believe me, I'm really still a virgin. I pleaded anxiously.

"Apprentice, you are so self-conscious, don't take the master's words as a deaf ear. The old Taoist priest said unhappily.

"Master, I have taken your words to heart. I hastened to say.

"Remember the fart. You, it's just that the peach blossoms are too prosperous, otherwise, your skills will improve faster. The old Taoist priest said dissatisfiedly.

"Master, I'm a bachelor, where did I get the peach blossom luck. If I had peach blossom luck, I would have had a wife a long time ago, and I am afraid that my children would be able to play soy sauce. I laughed.

"Apprentice, I already knew that there were several women around you, hmph, don't look at me not following you, but I can know your every move. The old Taoist priest said.

When I heard what the old Taoist priest said, I couldn't help but feel curious, and thought: I want a good woman, some of whom have never met the old Taoist priest, how can he know?

"Master, tell me, how many women are there around me?" I thought to myself: The old Taoist priest is just afraid that he is playing tricks and wants to scare me.

"Apprentice, you let me count. The old Taoist priest said.

"Okay, you count, don't count wrong. I laughed.

After a while, the old Taoist priest said leisurely, "Disciple, there are six women by your side. ”

"Ahh Where do I have so many women?" I said, stammering.

"You can't be wrong, it's six women, and besides, all six women will have a story with you. The old Taoist priest said conclusively.

"Master, there are only three women I want well, Miao Siyu, Qu Hui, Ding Cuihua, you know these three women, there is absolutely no fourth. I argued.

I think: the old Taoist priest is not so godly, and he also makes mistakes. To be honest, there are only three women who are good with me, and there is no more.

"Don't be too categorical. Let me ask you: Have you forgotten Miao Sixue?" the old Taoist priest asked.

"Master, Miao Sixue is my little enemy, she has slapped me twice, and now, when I think of her, I not only have a headache, but even my butt hurts. I said huffingly.

When I think of Miao Sixue, I have a stomach full of anger. Since I was a child, no one has ever beaten me, let alone slapped me, but Miao Sixue actually slapped me twice in just one month. If it weren't for the fact that she was my future sister-in-law, I would never have ignored her anymore. Now, isn't it a big joke that the old Taoist priest actually included Miao Sixue in the ranks of "my woman"?

"Apprentice, you have a headache and a pain in your butt now, but it may not hurt in the future. The old Taoist priest said.

I didn't want to argue with the old Taoist priest, so I asked, "Apart from Miao Sixue, where are the other two women?"

"Apprentice, that thousand-year-old vixen will also entangle you. The old Taoist priest said gloomily.

"Ahh To be honest, I have a very bad impression of the thousand-year-old fox spirit Ding Fei, especially this time, she actually framed Cheng's father and slandered Cheng's father for raping her, which made my impression of her even worse. How can I be nice to such a woman?

"Disciple, don't you believe it?" asked the old Taoist priest.

"No way, this vixen wants to pester me, no way!" I said angrily.

The old Taoist priest mixed me with Ding Fei, the vixen, and made me feel humiliated.

"Apprentice, this vixen has a story to tell you. The old Taoist priest emphasized.

"Master, let me ask you: You said that I had a story with six women, what does this 'story' mean?" I asked.

"In vain, when I say 'story', I don't mean that you have an affair with these six women, but that these six women will be around you and accompany you for the rest of your life. The old Taoist priest explained.

"Master, is there one left?" I counted. Now, there are already five women: Miao Siyu, Miao Sixue, Ding Cuihua, Ding Fei, and Qu Hui.

"Apprentice, these five women are all younger than you, I pinched it, forget it again, there should be a woman older than you, this woman will be your sister. The old Taoist priest said.

The old Taoist priest reminded me as soon as he said it. I actually forgot Ding Shuiping, the proprietress of the "Family" restaurant in Dingjia Village, and she and I have already married my sister and brother.

I stammered and said, "Division... Master, I... I have convinced you, completely convinced you. ”

"What's the matter?" the old Taoist priest asked.

"Not long ago, I did know a woman who was five years older than me, and I had married her brother and sister. I confessed dejectedly.