As soon as the little widow went out, the toad mirror asked with a smile, "Brother Zhang, how is the little widow's medical skills?"

I stood up and twisted my waist, and happily replied, "It's much better, it doesn't hurt at all now." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Brother Zhang, the little widow is what you want, right?" asked Toad Mirror in a meaningful voice.

"Well, the little widow has a set of medical skills, which suits my waist. I replied in a serious manner.

The toad mirror smiled gloomily and said, "Hehe... In my opinion, the little widow is as much as you want to be in your heart. ”

"What do you mean by that?" I asked, grimacing.

"Brother Zhang, the little widow rode on you just now, and I looked really red. To put it bluntly, I regret not pretending to have back pain, and I also tasted the joy of letting the little widow ride. The toad pouted, glanced down at my crotch, and asked, "Are you not responding at all there?"

"Why do you talk more and more evilly, the little widow treats me, she is a doctor, I am a patient, it's such a simple relationship, you say: how can I react?" I replied unpleasantly.

"Hey, hey... Admire! Admire!" Toad Jingyin smiled and looked at my crotch again, and said, "When the little widow rides on you and massages, if you really don't react, I admire you with all my body." ”

The meaning of the toad mirror is obvious, and he thinks: When the little widow rides on me and massages, my crotch should react. Actually, at that time, my attention was focused on my waist, where did I think about women?

"Old Gu, I'm not interested in women, and now, my heart is filled with ancient tombs, ancient tombs, ancient tombs. I said it sternly.

"By the way, Brother Zhang, do we have to stay here for three months?" asked Toad Mirror.

"This... It's hard to say. "I don't want to reveal too much of the truth about the toad mirror, because no one can predict what will happen until the tomb is excavated. Second, I'm worried that Toad Mirror will make a small report to Deputy Director Xu. At noon, when I reported to Deputy Director Xu, I didn't say anything.

"Brother Zhang, do you have something to hide from me?" said Toad Mirror dissatisfiedly.

"What can I hide from you?" I spread my hands and defended: "In the morning, Deputy Curator Xu gave me the bottom, and it is estimated that it is the tomb of a rich man. As soon as we arrived, I went with you to visit the tomb, and you know the situation very well. ”

"Brother Zhang, the second time you went to visit the tomb, I didn't go. Toad Mirror said gloomily.

"The second time I went to visit the grave, although you didn't go, the thin monkey went with me. I told you about the tomb visit, I told you on 1510, if you don't believe it, you can ask the thin monkey. I can ask myself, I haven't hidden anything from you. I said in a heartfelt voice.

"This... I did ask Skinny Monkey, exactly the same as you said. However, I think it is strange that you said to the little widow that we are going to stay here for three months, how do you explain that?" asked Toad Mirror.

Just now, I told the little widow that I was going to stay here for three months, and just as I was saying this, the toad mirror came in. At that time, I had a hunch that the toad mirror would ask about it. So, I immediately thought of a way to deal with it.

"Oh, I said to the little widow casually, why are you serious?" I explained with a smile, "The little widow wants to work as a cook for a few more days so that she can earn some pocket money, and I deliberately say that I will stay here a little longer to make the little widow happy." Of course, I'm also a little selfish, and I want her to treat me with my heart. ”

"Well, that's what happened. Brother Zhang, you are really good at coaxing women. The toad looked at me and asked puzzledly: "Brother Zhang, why don't you even have a girlfriend when you are so good at coaxing women?"

"Old Gu, you see, those who are engaged in our business deal with dead people all day long, and women feel unlucky. Besides, we archaeologists run around all day long, and we don't have time to fall in love. I said with a feigned sadness.

"Brother Zhang, don't pretend to be a grandson in front of me. Archaeology, although dealing with the dead all day long, is not the same thing as working in a funeral home or crematorium. Truth be told, no one thinks you're dealing with dead people all day. In addition, although you run around all year round, everywhere you go is a prosperous place. There is no shortage of beautiful women in these places. Take Xiao Liu Zhuang as an example, this little widow is a stunner. Toad retorted.

"Old Gu, do you want me to marry a little widow?"

"Brother Zhang, you are a boy boy, how can you marry a little widow? I mean: a beautiful woman like a little widow, you can meet everywhere you go, and it can completely meet your temporary needs. Toad Mirror said with a lewd smile. After saying that, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

I looked at the squirming Adam's apple in the toad mirror and couldn't help but feel a little nauseous. It seems that this toad mirror is also a pervert. At this time, I thought of the headless male corpse again. I compared the toad mirror to the headless male corpse, and I found that they were similar in many places. As soon as I came, they were all perverts, and when I saw a beautiful woman, I wanted to go to it. Second, they are all five big and three coarse, both vulgar and barbaric. I vaguely feel that sooner or later, the toad mirror will die in the hands of women.

"Gu, I don't need it for a while. But I don't interfere with your momentary needs. I said coldly.

"Brother Zhang, I think: You are a little ignorant on this issue, I am kind enough to pimp you, you don't thank me, and you still have a stomach for me, this... This is a bit unreasonable. Toad Mirror said dissatisfied.

"Old Gu, what do you want me to say. For example, I like chili peppers and think them are appetizing, so I insist on letting you eat them too, but you hate them the most. Tell me: Will you thank me?"

The toad looked at it and said puzzledly: "This playing with a woman doesn't seem to be the same thing as eating chili peppers, right? But as long as you are a man, you should like women. ”

"Maybe I'm an exception. "I think this toad mirror is good at everything, but it's too colorful, and the color is out of grade and style, which makes me very unhappy.

I secretly thought: Just now, I gave the little widow an idea to ask her to fix the toad mirror, I don't know if this toad mirror will be hooked.

"Okay. The toad mirror said wistfully: "Since Brother Zhang has said this, then I will never pimp you again." ”

After the toad mirror finished speaking, he glanced into my crotch again. He rubbed his hands and asked a little embarrassed: "Brother Zhang, I want to ask you something, but if I asked, I am afraid that you will be angry." ”

"Just ask. "I'm a little weird: what is the problem that makes me angry?

"You'll at least be upset when I ask. Toad Mirror said worriedly.

"Well, you ask, I'm not angry, and I'm not upset. I promised.

"Brother Zhang, you know, I'm a straightforward person, I can't hold back what I said, since you're not angry, then I'll dare to ask. Toad Mirror seemed to have made a lot of determination, and finally wanted to ask.