"Brother Zhang, are you useless?" asked cautiously, looking at my crotch. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I chuckled and bent over.

"Brother Zhang, is what I said funny?" The toad mirror was confused, and he was there.

"Damn, it almost made me flash again. I laughed enough, straightened up, looked at the toad mirror and said, "Old Gu, you have such a rich imagination, I really admire it." ”

"Brother Zhang, you are such a strange person, if I ask, not only are you not angry, but you laugh. I... I care about you with good intentions. Toad Mirror scratched his head, and said, "I know a local Chinese medicine doctor who specializes in that kind of play, but it's a god." Last year, my cousin's play was a little too hard, so I took my cousin to take a trip, and Sanfu Chinese herbal medicine regained its strength. ”

"Gu, I thank you. I have to tell you: I'm playing that normally. I laughed.

"If that's normal, why wouldn't you be interested in women?" said Toad Mirror as if to herself.

"Brother Zhang, Brother Gu, it's time to eat. The thin monkey shouted outside the door.

"Let's go and eat. I looked at my watch and said, "It's almost six o'clock, and it's getting dark after eating." We still have to go to the ancient tomb to see the big play. ”

"Good. Toad Mirror frowned and glanced at my crotch again. I know: Toad Mirror is still puzzled, yes, a normal man in that regard, but not interested in women, really makes Toad Mirror puzzled.

The little widow's cooking skills are really good, and the four vegetarian dishes are stir-fried deliciously.

The thin monkey devoured it, and said while eating: "It's really the right person to let Sister Cuihua be the cook, according to this way of eating, you can grow at least two taels of meat a day." ”

"Skinny monkey, you, you can take off the hat of the skinny monkey if you grow twenty pounds of meat, but it takes a hundred days to grow twenty pounds of meat. I laughed.

"Leader Zhang, let's work here for a hundred days, and then leave when I have grown twenty catties of meat. The skinny monkey begged.

"Wow. I said yes.

"If you stay here for 200 days, won't the skinny monkey grow into a fat monkey? The little widow interjected, "When the time comes, don't blame me." ”

"Sister Cuihua, I won't complain about you. If you can really feed me fat, my parents will thank you under Jiuquan. Skinny Monkey said happily.

"Skinny monkey, you, you were born a skinny monkey, even if you eat gold and drink silver, you don't want to gain weight in this life. The toad mirror glared at the thin monkey, and said to the little widow flatteringly: "Cuihua, the dishes you fry are worthy of the first-class chefs in the city, and you can fry vegetarian dishes to this taste, which can be regarded as a clever woman." ”

"Leader Gu, are you burying me?" said the little widow with her head down.

"I'm telling the truth, don't believe it, look at Leader Zhang, he just cares about eating with his head down, and he knows that the food is very fragrant at a glance. "The toad mirror lifted me out.

I raised my head and said with a smile: "Lao Gu and the thin monkey are right, Cuihua's vegetables are fried without words." Just now, I secretly thought to myself: I must gain weight by eating fried vegetables with cuihua every day. Alas, I was already ugly, and if I get fat again, I will be uglier than ugly, but I am afraid that I will not be able to find a girlfriend Luo. ”

"Leader Zhang is not ugly at all, I think he is quite handsome. The little widow looked at me and said.

"Yes, Leader Zhang is the first handsome guy in our archaeological team, right?" exclaimed the thin monkey.

"Yes!"

"That's right, Leader Zhang is not only handsome, but also has a good personality. ”

"Leader Zhang is a veritable first handsome guy. ”

The migrant workers chimed in.

"Brother Zhang, you are pretending to be modest, you are obviously a handsome guy, but you say that you are ugly. All you want is compliments, don't you?" the little widow sat next to me, and she whispered to me.

"Hey...... I smiled and said to the little widow, "You can eat too." ”

"Nope. My family eats late, and when you finish eating, I wash the dishes and go home to cook. The little widow said.

Toad Mirror has been paying attention to the little widow's every move, and he interjected: "Cuihua, you will eat with us in the future, and you will not be allowed to pay for food." ”

I smiled and said, "Cuihua, the leader has spoken, don't be polite." Otherwise, let's eat, and you watch from the sidelines, it's not appropriate. When the people in the village know about it, they will say that we are a little picky. ”

"Sister Cuihua, our leaders Zhang and Gu leaders have spoken, you have to give our leaders a face. Let you eat here, and you will be polite. The thin monkey happily continued: "Sister Cuihua, you eat here, you definitely didn't eat in vain." As the saying goes: men and women match, and they don't get tired when they eat. ”

All the migrant workers were happy and said, "Sister Cuihua, let's eat together, we can also eat deliciously." ”

"I didn't eat, but I didn't leave. I'm with you just to make you eat a little more deliciously. Cuihua said happily.

Several migrant workers are smaller than Cuihua, so I'm embarrassed to be too secondary.

As soon as he put down the bowl, Toad Mirror explained to the thin monkey: "Prepare a plastic sheet, two wooden sticks, by the way, put on the helmet as well." ”

I looked at the sky and it was completely dark. I figured that as soon as it got dark, the gang of grave robbers would do it.

I paced out the door while the toad glasses and the skinny monkey were getting things ready.

At night in the small mountain village, except for the occasional barking of dogs, there is silence all around.

"Brother Zhang, are you going out at night?" the little widow suddenly came out of the kitchen and asked in a low voice.

"Hmm. ”

"Brother Zhang, you bring this. The little widow handed me a small bottle.

"What is this?" I said.

"This is my own mosquito repellent, now, the mosquitoes have come out, there are more mosquitoes in the grass at night, you apply this mosquito repellent to the skin, the mosquitoes run away as soon as they smell it. The little widow said.

"Do you also make your own mosquito repellent?" I asked curiously.

"It's an ancestral recipe that works very well. The little widow said.

"Oh. Thank you. I said gratefully.

"Say thank you and you'll be out. Brother Zhang, don't say that I gave you this mosquito repellent, so as not to gossip. The little widow explained.

I looked at the little widow and smiled, and thought to myself: this woman is very cautious, it seems that she is very reliable in her work, and she is a trustworthy person.

The little widow smiled at me and said, "Brother Zhang, my medicine can not only repel mosquitoes, but also repel snakes and all kinds of pests. If you wipe it, you won't have to be afraid of these animals. ”

"I see. "I put this bottle of insect repellent in my pocket.

The little widow dodged into the kitchen and was busy washing the dishes. I thought to myself: this little widow cares so much about me, I am afraid that she wants to be a cook for a few more days.

"Brother Zhang, let's go. "Toad Mirror and Skinny Monkey came out of the house. We hurried towards the tomb.