On this afternoon, when the spring was shining brightly, Ziggy was wandering around the school park with nothing to do, and suddenly felt a sense of urgency, so he went to the public toilet next to relieve himself. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

There are four tragedies in the modern language, and there are four tragedies in life: I can't see any exam papers, I found that my girlfriend had slept with me, I had to queue up for urgency, and I was very guilty of having no paper.

Now Ziggy has encountered the last tragic situation, he has diarrhea......

"Hey, brother next door. ”

Just when Ziggy was pulling for too long because of strain, the voice of a male duck in the thatched pit next door came.

"What's the matter?" asked Zieg, who seemed to have been pulling for a long time like him, in the revolutionary spirit of being brothers who share weal and woe.

"Brother, do you have any paper?" asked the male duck in the pit next door, with a slightly melancholy voice.

Ziggy has toilet paper, but there is only one, and it is the homework paper he tore from the textbook, which shows how much Ziggy hates homework.

Obviously, in life, water is extremely cheap, and gold means expensive, but in the desert, when a person is dying of thirst, if he has a glass of water in his hand, he will not exchange it for gold.

In the same way, it can be known that for people who do not bring paper to the toilet, a piece of toilet paper is more precious than gold.

For the revolutionary comrade-in-arms next door who shared weal and woe, Ziger, in the spirit of treating his brothers with sincerity, told the cruel reality that "there is only one piece of paper that is more precious than gold".

"Have mercy on me, I've been squatting here for four hours. The voice of the male duck in the pit next door said in a slightly crying tone that bordered on pleading.

"This ...... All right...... When you're done with it, you're going to go out and buy me a pack of paper. "It's so pitiful, people who have been squatting in the pit for four hours are probably numb in their feet, right?

......

Half an hour later, in the midst of Ziggy's swearing of two hundred words, the voice of the male duck returned to the toilet and shoved the paper through the crack in the pit door to Ziggy.

The owner of this male duck's voice was a short, thin man, a cut shorter than Ziggy, who wore an eagle's helmet and a strange spear in his hand, and the pimples on his face were palpable, and it was strange that whoever passed by him ignored the strangely dressed fellow.

One squatted and the other stood, the occasion of the meeting was a little awkward, the short thin man cleared his throat, stood on his feet, and introduced himself in a barely formal tone: "Thank you for helping me, young earthling, I am a god." ”

...... Ziggy crouched in the pit and ignored him.

"Ahem, young earthling, thank you for helping me, I'm a god. The male duck thought that Ziggy didn't hear it, and deliberately coughed lightly twice and raised his pitch and said.

Ziggy still crouched in the pit and ignored him.

"Hey, hey, earthling, can you respect me a little bit as a god?" the duck was anxious and knocked on the door of Ziggy's pit.

Zig: "My feet are numb......"

......

The male duck's voice was really a god, and he gently released a lightning-like electric current to Ziggy, and Zig rushed out of the pit with a rub, and he was full of energy, and his feet that had been squatting for more than half an hour were naturally not numb.

At that time, Ziggy was thinking to himself: Yaya won't run into a neuropathy, why is she so unlucky?

But now Siegco has fully accepted the fact that the duck voice is a god!

Just now, Ziggy watched as a thunderbolt-like electric current in the palm of the game rushed into the pit and circled around Zige's body, making Zig immediately feel that his feet were no longer numb, his waist was not sore, and he could go up to the fifth floor in one breath...... But the next scene was frightening, the electric current flew lightly into the pit, and it actually caused the things in the pit to roll like boiling water.

Are those poops going to erupt like volcanoes?

That's why Ziggy rushed out of the pit.

Seeing Ziggy come out, the male duck straightened his face, cleared his throat and introduced himself again: "Ahem, young earthling, I am a god, thank you for helping me." ”

"You're welcome, welcome to Earth. Ziggy waved his hand in embarrassment, he had to be polite to this god now.

"My name is Loki, and I'm the god of time-travel. The male duck raised his eyebrows, very satisfied with the effect of his unique magic energy lightning just now, but it is strange to say, this energy lightning is a spell that makes the vitality of the creature explode and invigorate the spirit, why is this toilet brother like running away when he comes out of it?

Loki Ziggy has the impression that this seems to be one of the Norse gods, the younger brother of Thor in the movie, and the mask in the movie "Strange Heroes in Disguise" seems to be his artifact.

I'll have to be careful, Ziggy thought of this, and cried bitterly.

As if seeing Ziggy's strange expression, Loki hurriedly raised the male duck's voice and said: "Your movies are all nonsense, I'm good with my brother, he cares about thunder, I care about crossing, although I'm still underage, but I'm still a good boy!"

There are three black lines on Zig's forehead, God is still a minor!?

"Do you care about crossing over?" Ziggy asked curiously.

"Of course, the gods of the divine realm have their own jurisdictions, my brother is the god of thunder, my dad is the main god, and what is the god of harvest, the god of water and fire, etc., I was born late, and everything that can be managed has been managed by other gods, they say that I am underage, let me manage the crossing, so I am the god of crossing......! Loki's little friend talked about his functions, straightened his little chest, and said proudly.

Three black lines appeared on Zigger's forehead again, oh my God, it turns out that the people who were struck by lightning are like this?

Ziggy forced his composure and asked tentatively, "Loki, why are you coming to Earth this time?"

"Recently, many movies on Earth say that my brother and I fight every day, and they say that I want to destroy the world, so it's too hateful to smear me, I plan to really come to destroy the earth, let those otherworldly monsters cross over to the earth, and let those who smear me taste great," Loki said angrily.

Ziggy was startled, and hurriedly said: "Don't don't, Loki kids, let's not be angry with those Yankees, people make movies to smear you, it's not intentional, when is the time to retribution, you will do good deeds, didn't your teacher teach you to unite and love with other children?"

Later, my brother told me that he was really a fierce god, who dared to face the bleak smears and face up to the dripping misunderstandings, and asked me to advocate unity and fraternity, and I wanted to change my image. Loki said.

Is your brother Lu Xun or Thor! What a fierce god! Fierce your sister!--Ziggy complained desperately in his heart.

However, Ziggy still calmed down and asked Loki, "Then Loki's friend, how are you going to advocate unity and friendship?"

"Don't keep calling me a little friend, anyway, I've been in the middle school of the gods for a thousand years, okay......" Loki pouted unhappily, and didn't forget to add at the end, "That's the key middle school of the god realm!"

I have been reading for more than 1,000 years in the first grade of junior high school! Ziggy Falls Khan's mind has been unable to turn a corner. You're repeating a grade!

"I intend to reward those who do good deeds. Loki paused and continued: "I think clearly, as long as someone does good deeds, I will give him a chance to cross for free, such as helping the old grandmother cross the road and send him to Qingcai, and helping the lonely old man to send him to the immortal cultivation world......"

Zigger's eyes lit up, hey! Good deeds can also be crossed, this is good!

Ziggy rubbed his palms and asked, "Can you show me a look?"

Loki blinked, as if he had finally got to the point, and coughed lightly twice and said, "Of course you can do it! I can also help you through once, and in return for your kindness for helping me, I will take you to my crossing temple now." ”

Can we stop talking about the toilet paper?" Ziggy muttered to himself.

Loki was a god after all, and in a few breaths he took Ziggy to a misty place.

Is this the Crossing Temple?

The Crossing Temple is a place similar to the Titan Cloud Temple in the early single-player game Heroes of Invincible, and many of the Athenian-style pillars of the temple can be clearly seen in the cloud mountain fog cover.

There are two doors to enter the temple, each of which is a huge door that flashes with a mysterious swirling light curtain, each with a mark, one marked by a large dot, and the other marked by a number of horizontal and vertical blocks.

Loki saw that Zig could see it, and leaned over to him and said, "How about it, it's amazing, these two doors are the gates of another world." ”

"Why are there two otherworldly doors, and what do the two different markings mean on them?" Ziggy asked curiously, pointing to the markings on the two doors.

"Oh, that's for marking the traversal mode, you know that traversal has a soul piercing and a full body piercing, right?" Loki said casually.

"Hmm!" Ziggy nodded thoughtfully, it seemed that one of the two doors was for the soul and the other was for the whole body.

"See that big dot?" Loki pointed to the door on the left and said, "That's called the Gate of the End, if you choose this door, then this is the end of your life, and after this door is the beginning of your other life." ”

Ziggy touched his chin and savored the meaning of Loki's words, seeing that Loki meant that crossing the end gate is another starting point of life, Ziggy guessed that the end gate should be used for soul penetration, Loki also seemed to like the end gate, and intended to let Ziggy choose this door before introducing it first.

Since the door of the end represents the soul penetration, then the other horizontal and vertical door must be worn all over the body, of course my brother chooses to wear it all over! Because my brother is afraid of pain, hehe!

Thinking of this, Ziegy walked into the horizontal and vertical door without hesitation.

Entering the horizontal and vertical door, Ziggy was quite proud of his wisdom and wit, and asked Loki as he walked, "And what does the mark on this door mean?"

"Death both horizontally and vertically!"

As he spoke, Loki pulled out a sharp knife from behind his back......

After reading too many novels, Ziggy felt like an entrance to another world when he saw the toilet, but he didn't get excited when he saw a knife.

What are you doing! Knowing that you're going to be stabbed and happy is that you're making a shit, okay?

So Ziggy hurriedly changed to the gate of the end and entered the temple.

After entering the door, Ziggy scolded: "Loki, can you be reliable, the gate of the end is the whole body to wear, okay?"

Who knew that Loki calmly plucked his nostrils and said: "Crossing is an unreliable thing, how reliable do you expect the god of crossing to be?"

That sounds right......

This sentence seems to make a lot of sense, and Ziggy is speechless!

New people, new books, new ideas, full-time writing and reading with confidence. The book review copied the first two sentences, only to know that it was not a panacea.

The author is too handsome to be a duck and is willing to write a book. I have a wife and children at home, and I am rolling and selling cuteness for recommendations!