Chapter 2 The Unreliable God of Travel
"Okay, since you've helped me, I'll let you choose the artifact you will carry after crossing by yourself. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Loki continued.
"Artifact! so good!" Loki's words made Ziggy's eyes light up.
You must know that many pig's feet that travel through novels are because they don't bring one or two artifacts to their bodies, and as a result, that pig's feet hit the streets in the other world!
As a veteran online reader, Ziggy knows very well that as a pig's foot, he has a good gold finger...... No, it's an artifact, how important it is to kill girls in the other world.
I used to read novels, and I always watched others cheating with the anti-heaven artifact, and grabbed the Lori sister in the other world, and the enemy and opponent stepped on it casually......
When the time comes, when I arrive in the other world, I must ask the king to bring me tea and water, and make three girls every day, one for breakfast, lunch and one in the evening, and I don't bring the same one every day!--Before I crossed over to the other world, Ziggy has already started his life in the other world.
Loki reacted smugly to Zigger, hehe, he finally didn't treat me like a minor, right?
Loki took Ziggy, who was immersed in happiness and couldn't extricate himself, to a row of stone shelves, and said to Qige: "This is the altar where the artifact is placed, you can choose one yourself." ”
I saw that the long platform of the gods was fifty meters long, divided into three layers, upper, middle and lower, and every one meter there was a small platform with a concave around it and a convex middle, which was obviously used to place those artifacts.
But...... But there are only three artifacts on this long artifact platform!
Didn't you say that I could pick it? Why are there only three artifacts? Loki is really unreliable!
Ziggy scolded!
As the god of crossing, Loki certainly had to maintain his face, and he coughed lightly twice and said, "Ahem...... This, in recent years, there have been a lot of people who have crossed, and sometimes twenty or thirty of them are taken away in a month, and it is too late for artifact manufacturing. ”
Well, since there are still three artifacts to choose from, it's better than nothing.
Ziggy comforted himself.
Speaking of the artifact, Loki straightened his thin chest again, looking very proud, patted Zigger's shoulder, and said smugly: "Don't worry, I graduated from the Gods High School with an artifact manufacturing major, and the artifact I made will definitely not be bad." ”
Artifact manufacturing major...... Not to mention whether this major is reliable or not, how can the professional course be completed in junior high school, this is too cheating!
How did Ziggy listen to it, and how he felt as if he had been fooled by this male duck's voice.
"Huh...... Hehehe...... Don't worry about those details!" Loki said as he seemed to see Ziggy's thoughts.
Loki's expression made Ziggy feel uncertain, it felt like a patient was about to enter the operating room, only to find out that the attending physician was a psychopath, which made his liver tremble.
Loki hurriedly reassured Ziggy: "Don't worry, have you seen "Strange Heroes in Disguise"? That mask was made by me, Americans used to make movies quite realistically, but my mask is more powerful than just a little bit in the movie, zizizi, oops, it was just a toy I made myself when I was in the fifth grade of the god world doomsday elementary school. ”
The magical mask of the Monster in disguise?...... It's a nice thing!
He had seen that movie Ziggy had seen when he was a kid, and as long as he wore a mask, he could concretize imaginary things into reality, and he would be invulnerable! If the artifact Loki gave him was half as good as that mask, it would be enough!
Ziggy began to feel complacent again, remembering the mask of the strange man in disguise, and Ziggy's confidence in Loki returned.
Ziggy's look made the sharp-eyed Loki very satisfied, straightened his small chest full of ribs, and stuffed one of the three artifacts into Ziggy's hand.
"This is one of the most proud of these artifacts, 'Infinite Devouring Eyeball', as long as you replace one of your eyeballs with this eyeball, all the skill magic you see will be absorbed by you, and there is no upper limit!" Loki said in a very seductive tone.
According to Loki's introduction, as long as you put on this thing, you can learn to fly with the sword when you see Li Xiaoyao, you can use the legendary Great Prophecy when you see the Pope, you can transform if you have peeked at Sailor Moon, you can learn to descend the dragon with eighteen palms if you see Hong Qigong, and it is more troublesome to learn the Sunflower Treasure Book when you see that the East is undefeated and you want to learn the Sunflower Treasure Book, so you have to go from the palace first......
It seems that this Comrade Loki is still very kind, listening to this function, it is simply against the sky!
Ziggy was about to flow down at this time: "Hurry up, put it on me!"
"However, this 'Infinite Devouring Eyeball' must be soaked in the nutrient solution for more than twelve hours every day, otherwise it is easy to shrink and erode, you should be careful!" Loki kindly reminded.
Soak for more than 12 hours a day? That's not a problem, but it's ...... Isn't that a daily change of eyeballs?
In the absence of anesthetics, it is necessary to change the eyeballs once a day, which ...... This...... This...... Doesn't this hurt to death?
Ziggy weakly pointed out the disadvantages of using this artifact to Loki.
"Are there any artifacts that are easy to use?" Ziggy asked.
Loki scratched his head helplessly, took out the second artifact, and introduced it vigorously in the throat of the male duck.
"This artifact is made of an overlord chrysanthemum harvested from the sacred garden, and after the blessing of the god of war Ares, it can have super strength and super speed after use, it is definitely more superhuman than Superman, it is really a necessary artifact for home travel and galloping in the other world!"
Loki smacked his mouth very proudly after speaking, and seemed very satisfied with the appearance of his work.
Ziggy sweated profusely after hearing this!Not to mention that this thing is made of chrysanthemums, what kind of blessing of the god of war Ares, is it basically an artifact made by the god of war, what does it have to do with you Loki!?
And Ares is the god of war in Greek mythology, and you are in Norse mythology, so it's okay if you two don't get along!
Zieger muttered in his heart, but still stubbornly asked, "Then what is the name of this artifact and how to use it?"
"The name of this artifact is 'Violent Chrysanthemum......'! It's very simple, as long as you stick the violent chrysanthemum on your head, you can have divine power!How about it" Loki introduced his things triumphantly, and kept talking: "How's it? ”
"Who wants to stick a chrysanthemum on their head now, and walk on the street without being regarded as a pervert!" Ziggy is crazy, and when he goes to the other world, he will be a "chrysanthemum superman", and he will not be laughed off by those predecessors who have crossed the big teeth?
But it's useless to be mad, and after calming down for a while, Ziggy continued to ask.
"Is there an artifact that takes the route of drug addiction?"
The thing that Qi Ge envied the most was Han Li Xiao Yan's gang, no matter how poor the physique was, how shallow the skill was, and how scummy the talent was, as long as he took medicine desperately, there would always be a day when the salted fish would turn over, so he asked tentatively.
"Really!" Loki slapped his thigh and handed the last artifact to Ziggy.
"The name of this artifact is 'Catalyst Body'! As long as you pour the catalyst into the raw materials or even the residue, you can restore and enhance the function of the medicine a hundredfold! Moreover, the main body that produces this catalyst is yourself. Don't worry about being robbed and the secret being discovered!" Loki said eloquently.
It's quite perfect, Ziggy touched his chin, judging from the urine properties of this little Loki's artifact, the method used is estimated to be a trick, so he asked, "How will this be used this time?"
"It's very simple! I will transform your body into a catalyst body, your urine is the catalyst for refining medicine, when you want to refine medicine in the future, as long as you sprinkle a soak of urine in the furnace of medicine refining, you can refine a hundred times more effective pills. Loki said nonchalantly as he pulled the duck's throat.
"......" Ziggy
The moment Ziggy came to his senses, he almost jumped to his feet and scolded: "What is the god of traversal! It is simply the god of cheating! Which traversal has you ever seen who drinks his own urine every day? and has to drink it for hundreds of thousands of years!"
Unexpectedly, being scolded by Ziggy like this, Loki's eyes were moist, and tears were dripping in his eyes, and he almost cried out.
What's going on?
By now, Ziggy has seen that although this Loki is nominally a god, his mind is immature, maybe he has an infinite lifespan as a god, but the maturity of his mind is as slow as the growth of his lifespan, he is like a boy who is about to enter puberty, he likes to be in the limelight, and maybe there are movies like Crazy Boy in the god world to bewitch him and make him advocate brotherly righteousness.
Adolescence is the most rebellious and the age when you love to show off!
But...... Zizi ...... Why did you almost cry?
"Don't don't, I've been in junior high school for more than a thousand years, and it's a shame to cry!" said an angry Ziggy to comfort Loki instead.
Lokilara was miscellaneous, intermittently recounting what had happened to him, and Ziggy understood.
It turns out that there are actually many gods of crossing, Loki is just one of them, Loki's father Odin is an extremely strict father god, when he was a child, Loki was naughty and mischievous everywhere, and the god Odin was furious, and when he was in junior high school of the gods, Loki finally fell into the name of the god of crossing, but making an artifact is not an easy task, although he is a professional in artifact production, but the artifact he makes is always a little flawed, so that in recent years, the people who have crossed into the Western magic world have hit the streets, complaining about complaints。
Unlike the Oriental Fantasy World's Crossing God Wu Xiaokong, what mysterious vials are made, the mysterious ring has achieved remarkable results.
Odin, as a priest, compared with Wu Xiaokong's father, fell behind, and naturally his face was gloomy, and he became more and more unkind to Loki.
Loki's poor grades in school deepened the gap between father and son, and in Odin's eyes, Loki was a rebel who did not learn and did not know how to learn, not only inferior to his brother Thor, but also inferior to other underage gods of the same age.
On the one hand, Loki was extremely depressed and resentful that his father was always staring at his shortcomings, and on the other hand, Loki's stubborn character also broke out in his heart, and he had to make a peerless classic time-traveling artifact to get Odin's affirmation.
However, things did not go as smoothly as imagined, and none of the three artifacts he carefully made were willing to be used by the traversers, and the artifacts made by the god Wu Xiaokong of the Oriental Fantasy Crossing were taken away wave after wave.
In contrast, Loki is depressed and wants to destroy the earth, and those American movies are just a gimmick reason, which is why he met Ziggy and what happened later.
...... Ziggy was speechless for a while, it seems that every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and God is the same.
After thinking about it, it's not right, it turns out that the gift of a crossing is fake, and it is true that it is treated as an artifact experiment, so I'll go for it!!
As he was talking, Loki suddenly thought of something important, his eyes lit up, he stretched out a finger and scratched it in front of Ziggy's eyes, patted his head and said, "Wait, I almost forgot, I still have one more here." ”
I saw Loki digging around in his pocket, but after a while, he found a crystal ball the size of an apple and asked Ziggy: "I don't know if you like system artifacts, this is originally a work of mine that is still being debugged, and there are still some flaws but it does not affect the use of the main functions, do you want to try it first?"
"What is this?" Ziggy asked curiously.
"You know Dota, right? I played it when I went to the Internet café in your world to play games, and it was quite interesting, but I was so bad at operating that I was always scolded as a primary school student, and you said that I had been studying for more than a thousand years in junior high school, so how could I be scolded as a primary school student? So I built such a system myself, not only can I personally enter the Dota to play with others, but also bring out the character skills and items inside, it's fun, right?" Loki also frowned when he talked about Dota, and it seems that this kid Dota is not less playful.
Ziggy recalled the tragic experience of being pitted by his teammates in the process of Dotta, and suddenly clenched his fists, and there was a feeling that the enemy was meeting.
Vicious asked.
"What, are you the legendary pit daddy teammate?"
"Yes, yes!" Loki nodded desperately.
"You're the legendary pig-like teammate?" Ziggy confirmed, rolling up his sleeves.
"Yes, yes!" Loki nodded again.
Ziggy is completely out of control, and the enemy is very red when they meet!"I'll fight with you!"
"Don't don't, I'm going to take you to choose your identity after the crossing! That is also very important!" Loki begged for mercy.
Preview of the next chapter: Why did the eighty Axe King prefer to die, why did the Miao Ling Void disappear frequently, why did Ruhua at the entrance of the village go insane, and why did the steel back howl miserably in the middle of the night...... Forehead...... Wrong...... It's why Loki howls miserably in the middle of the night, see the next episode, Loki's confession.