004 The bloody case caused by going down the mountain to buy groceries
Hearing such a question, if it weren't for the fact that my life was still in their hands, I would have thought it funny and laughed out loud. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Do you want to live any longer? Whoever is asked to answer this question, everyone will say "yes".
I really want to complain about these brothers, but now that my life is in the hands of others, I don't dare to say anything more, so I can only answer honestly: "Of course I want to, please spare my life." ”
The owner of the village said: "Well, well, you will be a member of our cottage in the future." ”
"What do you mean?" I can't feel the rhythm of things for a while, what kind of situation is this!
But in the face of my doubts, the owner of the village said quite confidently: "Can't you see it, now our cottage is in the autumn of employing people, and all people with lofty ideals should join us." ”
I don't understand why "all aspirants should join them", I'm just planning for my own life. After a little conversion, I figured it out, and it turned out that the meaning of this village owner was - if you don't join me, then I will let you die a miserable death.
In this way, I suddenly changed from the original hesitant mentality to a firm attitude. Well, since the other option is death, then I don't need to hesitate at all.
"Well, are you interested in joining our cottage?" asked the owner of the village, whose name I didn't even know, and I nodded quite calmly and replied: "My subordinates are willing to do their best for the affairs of the village." ”
"Well, well, then you will be the backbone of our Qingfeng Cottage!" as if something big had been accomplished, the owner of the village said happily.
Thankfully, I finally know the name of this cottage.
"Uh...... I really can't hold back this oppressive atmosphere, at present I only know that the person who just caught me is called "Ergouzi", and I don't know anything else, how many people are in the village, and what kind of business they usually rely on to make a living, I don't know these lines. I can't always call the owner of the village "you" when I see him.
At this time, the person who came in from behind introduced and said: "Our village owner's surname is Qing, and Qingfeng Village is named after him." I'm the second in charge, and everyone calls me Qingyang. The one who brought you in just now is our third-in-command, his name is 'Ergouzi', and you already know it. ”
Well, it just so happens that the few people who live in the same room with me now are high-level people in the village, what an honor. "Where are the other brothers in the village, and when will they introduce me to them?"
"Hahaha, hahaha......"
"Hehehe, hehehe......"
I don't know what's funny about what I'm saying, but these guys laughed in unison. That expression, that movement, as if you had really heard something funny.
I waited quietly, and I laughed with them from time to time. It wasn't until they had laughed a little longer and the atmosphere was a little awkward that the group stopped.
At this time, my face was a little stiff with a smile, and the atmosphere in the stadium was somewhat awkward.
At this time, the owner of the village seemed to have said something that was not important at all, and said, "Now there are only four people in our village. ”
One, two, three, four.
I counted silently in my heart, and also looked at the Qingzhai master, Feng Qingyang, and Ergouzi in the house one by one.
Well, except for the words of these three people...... I was suddenly excited!
"Could this fourth person be me?"
"Well," Feng Qingyang said, "now just two left, even the cook is gone, brother, now you are the fourth master of this cottage, and you are also a part-time cook, well, let's just say it." ”
"There are only four people in total?Am I the fourth?" I could hardly believe what kind of fallen club I had joined, and after thinking about it, I really regretted it.
The Qing village lord glared at me with that look, and a few words popped out from between his teeth, and said, "What?
"May ...... Hehehe, of course I do. I held back my emotions and couldn't help but say that.
In this way, I started to be a fourth-in-command in this cottage. I didn't have the slightest martial arts, but with the so-called cooking skills of stir-fried shredded pork with cucumbers that I had practiced when I was a single dog before, I didn't expect to really take on the job of a chef. At first, the dishes I fried were all undercooked or burnt, but then I slowly found a secret, that is...... Taste.
I started eating the food when it was raw, until the food was not so raw, and it seemed to be about to start cooking, and it felt like it was okay......
Then it's on the pot.
The advantage of this is that I will not fry the vegetables at all, but the disadvantages are also obvious. There is another problem, that is, after I have fried a few dishes, I have long been unable to eat anything.
Usually, the two dogs go grocery shopping, come back and put things in my place, and then I will fry them. I'm a newcomer, and I don't have anything to say, this grocery shopping, of course, there will be some oil and water to fish, people haven't delegated power to me, and I have nothing to pay attention to. I just stir-fried my food and did some chores in peace, so I settled down here with peace of mind.
Sometimes in the dead of night, I also think, at this pace, I have been in the past month, and I haven't learned any martial arts, so if I continue like this, when will I realize my dream of "collecting seven dragon balls", and then go back to the modern day to find my Wu Xiaohui?
With such anxious thoughts, once I also had the courage to ask the master of the Qingzhai once, and the master of the Qingzhai scolded me and said: "This martial art can be learned by you once or twice, if you don't have a little patience, how can you become a big thing in the future." Go, pick up water for me ten more times!"
In this way, not only did I fail to meet my own needs, but I also made myself tired half to death, and I didn't dare to say much now. Vaguely, I also heard from the mouth of the wind clear, "Our cottage has a long history, it has been seven and a half years now" and other clouds, looking at my surprised look, maybe Feng Qingyang also realized that seven years is not a far-reaching sect, so he bit his tongue and never went on.
If it weren't for the second dog's diarrhea, then ...... I'm ruined in such a cottage for the rest of my life.
That day, Ergouzi, who had been "very hard" to buy vegetables at seven o'clock in the morning every day, had a bad stomach, and he pulled in the toilet for a long time, but it was not good, and finally collapsed and shouted weakly: "Wang Datian, you will go to buy vegetables today, my stomach is really not good, you will take the money from my room yourself." ”
"Oh. "To be honest, I didn't think that being able to go grocery shopping was an opportunity to make a profit for myself. Personally, I'm good at everything, but there's one thing that's particularly bad: I'm a very honest person. People with a character like me don't dare to do anything bad, for fear that if they do something to lie to themselves, they will keep themselves empty-hearted, alas, in this life, with such a "weakness", although they will not be hungry, but they should not be destined to be rich and expensive.
I honestly took the money for the grocery shopping according to the rules, rode the BMW of the second dog, and went upstairs. Oh, by the way, we only have such a horse in the cottage now, otherwise, with my terrible equestrian skills now, the second dog will definitely not ride me down the mountain on a horse. There are still some cliffs in the mountains, and he is afraid that I will ride his precious horse directly into the valley.
By the way, "Wang Datian" is my name in the real world. Originally, I wanted to give me a domineering stage name like "Naruto Naruto" when someone called me by my name for the first time, but when I was about to take a hot shower that day, Ergozi suddenly asked me: "By the way, brother, what's your name?"
"Wang Datian. I answered him so honestly. So I remembered that the plan for a resounding stage name was so broken.
Sometimes, before I go to bed at night, I think to myself: "Wang Datian and Wu Xiaohui, although these two names seem to be the names of Xiaohui, they are actually quite compatible together." Moreover, the local name of a vegetable market like my 'Wang Datian' seems to be a perfect match only when it is paired with the name of Xiaohui. Hey, hey, hey, it seems that God is destined for us to be together. ”
Every time I think about it, I feel happy and happy.
Then I will think of a very serious question: although Xiaohui agreed to be my girlfriend, but the girlfriend is just a girlfriend after all, if I am trapped in this other world for a long time and don't go back in time, if Xiaohui meets a better man than me, then ......
"Oh, no," I tried to comfort myself, "a man better than me is not something you can just meet." ”
Then, I immediately made a clever move, and secretly exclaimed, "No, a man better than me, that can be found all over the street." ”
If I don't work harder, my little sink will be chased by others!
With this in mind, I was very nervous when I rode the horse, and the old horse under me, which had already entered the stage of aging, seemed to be even more nervous when it felt my nervousness. Coupled with my lack of good riding, I had no choice but to let the horse rush forward at an accelerated pace.
The speed has been improving, and it is still improving, and it continues to improve...... But by this time, I was already feeling some restlessness......
"Hey, who's going to stop me, my horse is out of control, I'm out of control......," I shouted, and my voice came out of the wind, far and wide......
At least that's what I think.
Then I personally felt the attentive eyes of the aunts and aunts on both sides of the market and the streets, looking at me like fools, until I rushed to a fruit stall and was about to kick the horse over his whole stall of apples.
My heart softened. Mom, this is an old woman in front of her, looking at her pile of apples, she shouldn't be able to sell much money, but one or two apples don't look very good, they should also be the products of her own family, if she loses these like this, then how sad should she be......
No, we have to find a way to change this!