Now that I have made a preliminary understanding of the environment I am in, this is a world based on the principle that "if you collect seven dragon balls, you can make your wish come true", that is, if you want to return to the real world, you have to collect all seven dragon balls. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Given that my name in the real world is too earthy, I decided to change to a high-profile "stage name". When people ask me in this world, what kind of name do I have to say?

Kaede Rukawa, Naruto, or Sasuke?

The characters of the protagonists of these popular anime characters are all very good, and each one of them makes me fall into the choice syndrome. I thought about it for a while, but I couldn't think of any good ideas, and by this time, the stinky man with a little leaky teeth who was carrying me forward didn't ask me anything like that. And he suddenly shouted, "It's here!" and I looked up to see what kind of place I was in.

I saw a broken sign hanging on a big tree, with the word "cottage" written on it, and there were cobwebs on it because no one had cleaned it up for a long time. I looked at this thunderous scene, and couldn't help but follow these two words: "Shanzhai?"

The man said: "That's right, this is our cottage, aren't you here to attack the village?"

I'm here to attack the village......

Before I could explain, the man jumped off his horse and put the tip of his spear against my neck. Now I have to be honest even if I want to say anything. I quickly explained: "Don't, don't, there's something to say, there's something to say." I will cooperate, and I will cooperate with anything. ”

"Hmph, you robber, follow me in. "I don't know why, after this man returned to this cottage base camp, he spoke much more majestic. It's just that I regretted my intestines in annoyance, and the cigarettes that had been drinking in the distance were just ordinary people's homes, but I didn't expect to enter a village. Now that this is good, I have become a prisoner of these bandits, and this little life may be over like this.

No wonder this smoking is in the mountains, only the cottage, always afraid of others to attack, will give up the comfortable growth of the plains, come to this difficult to attack halfway up the mountainside to build a house and live here.

As I spoke, I had been led along a pathway, past a number of small broken wooden houses, and in front of a decent wooden house.

And then, we'll just wait here. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I don't know how long I waited, but I finally saw a person open the door, and said with an expressionless face: "Okay, come in." So I followed the man who had brought me in and went into the house.

This room is very strange, although it is made of wooden planks, but it is made of inner and outer rooms, etc., it seems that the space is quite large, after passing a small courtyard with fish, we came to the innermost room. In the middle of the room, a man who looked to be about forty years old had just sat down.

"See the owner of the village. The man who escorted me in immediately knelt down, and seeing that I was still standing next to me like a pillar, he hurriedly said, "When you see the owner of the village, don't kneel down yet." ”

I whispered a few words to his mother before kneeling.

There's no way, heroes don't suffer immediate losses. In the future, when I return from studying art, we will have revenge and revenge, and we will repay the kindness.

"What's the matter, Ergozi. "The man above looks sickly like he's taken drugs. I didn't sit in a sitting position, so I just leaned on the armrest next to the chair. I doubt how such a person can become the owner of the village. In addition, there was a heavy musty smell in this room, and it could be seen that although this village was still quite large, no one took care of even the daily affairs of basic cleaning, and it must have been on the verge of decline.

But the leaky man who escorted me back didn't seem to see this, and he said very seriously: "The owner of the village, I went down the mountain to patrol the mountain today, and found a robber of the village, very suspicious, so I brought him back." ”

Faced with this brother's poor writing skills, I couldn't help but complain in my heart: "If you think that I am a robber, then I am not 'suspicious', but an ironclad thing." And if you think I'm 'suspicious', then you can't think I'm a person who wants to rob the village. These are two completely conflicting propositions, can't you see it yourself!"

When I was surprised and angry, who knows, the owner of the village said disapprehantly, "How do you know that he is here to rob the village?"

The leaky man said, "I see that he has appeared at the foot of our mountain in a strange way, and then he is so young, it is really strange for such a person to appear at the foot of our mountain." So I got him back. ”

I...... I...... I can't complain anymore.

Is a strange person necessarily a harmful person? Brother, is your brain burned out?

At this time, the eyes of the owner of the village saw my side, and I didn't dare to think about it anymore, so I could only let my eyes show as much honesty and reliability as possible. For fear that the owner of the village would draw conclusions, I quickly defended myself and said: "The owner of the village, I am a good person. I'm really not a bad person, I'm just a lost, lost kid. I'm only 11 years old. ”

I don't know if what I'm saying is true. I just went up the hill and once went to pee and took another look at my face with the water from the lake, and I thought I looked like I was "eleven", so I said it now.

"Hmph. The owner of the village glanced at me and said, "You really didn't come to rob the village?"

His eyes were staring at me earnestly, as if he wanted to see through all the machinations I had hidden behind them.

And while I was still thinking about how I could tell him my trusted identity, he suddenly jumped off the stage.

I have to say, judging from what I saw in my eyes, this guy was still a little different from the realm of "rushing like a gust of wind" that I had read about in online novels before, he just ran at a faster pace like the kind of guy we saw in school who was slightly better at running, and then punched me in the stomach.

"Mom......" I cried out, and I fell to my knees as I had never been beaten like this before.

I...... My mom and dad never beat me like that! you, I scolded him like that in my heart.

At this time, the owner of the village laughed haha, and said: "That's right, it seems that this guy really doesn't know any martial arts, he should be a mortal and a weak chicken!

Those two dogs have bad brains and are not hygienic, but they seem to be very obedient. After hearing him hear the owner of the village say this, he immediately responded "well", and then said, "I'll let him go now." ”

It was at this time that another man dressed a little decently rushed in from outside, and the man, who was probably very panicked, said, "Boss, no...... Oh no, the hungry tiger ran away with the fat two guys!"

When this man rushed in, he also carried a letter, which he handed to the owner of the village. The owner of the village took the letter and read it for a while. I obviously saw that the letter was only three or four lines, but the owner of the village read it for a long time, and read it word by word, and it can be seen that this guy has a very low level of education. If it were in our modern age, it would be at the level of the third grade of elementary school.

Facing this out-of-school child...... Oh, no, in the face of this less educated village owner, I can know from the words he reads that there should be two people named Hungry Tiger and Fat Dumb in their village who said goodbye. It seems that everyone is worried about the future of this cottage, and everyone doesn't think that there is any future for following this village owner, so they all resigned.

I also learned from the words of the owner of the village that one of them was still a chef.

I don't quite understand the reason why this owner is so excited, isn't it just that a chef has left, and another one is recruited. Isn't it too motherly for a manly husband to cry because he can't eat another man's food anymore.

For a while, in the entire cottage, in the innermost room, all the people were filled with a sad atmosphere.

Oh, by the way, I said that the person who came in to report the news was so familiar, it turned out to be the guy who had just opened the door and asked us to "come in" with a blank face. Hmph, I didn't expect that such a cold-blooded guy just now with us also had a hot face and a cold ass. To deal with such a snobbish person, I think it is necessary to kill him when I have the opportunity!

Angry at the person who reported the message, I didn't take the situation too seriously, until a short time later, when I reacted, all three people in the field were already looking at me with two eyes.

They were looking at my expression now, like I was some alien creature.

The reporter's gaze was still on me, and he asked, "Boss, do you think he can do it?"

"Well, I'll see. The cottage boss said.

At this time, the thirty-year-old man named Ergouzi, who was escorting me in, asked kindly, "What if he refuses?"

"Hmph," the cottage boss snorted so coldly, "He's already tied up by us, what else is there to refuse." ”

I was confused by this series of conversations, and after thinking for a while, I asked in a tone that was as polite as possible, "The ...... Well, I want to ask you something, what are you discussing?"

The head of the cottage coldly did not answer my question, but said, "You don't care what we are discussing, you can only answer me one question." ”

As soon as I was about to say, "What's the problem?" he continued, "Do you want to live any longer?"