Chapter 1 Pregnant men are terrible

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Under the clear blue sky, the blood-stained sunset is red through half of the sky in the east of the mountain. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the small courtyard of the farmhouse at the foot of Dongli Mountain, Dong Xiaobai was lying on the Taishi chair, his lower abdomen bulging high, like a leather ball, and a bright and sexy red belly pocket was set on it.

The sky, the sunset, the small courtyard of the farmhouse, the big fat man who is pregnant!

What a divine and wonderful picture!

As the only man in the world who can get pregnant and give birth, my first child must not be aborted, I want to take good care of the fetus......

Dong Xiaobai touched his big belly and muttered to himself, his little eyes full of shrewd calculations.

Looking at the sky, it was already evening, and as soon as the fat body moved, the Taishi chair under him creaked painfully.

The weight of two hundred and eighty pounds is not what an ordinary Taishi chair is qualified to bear!

"Ah San, Ah Si, hurry up and bring the basin!" Dong Xiaobai shouted at the top of his voice.

Outside the gate of the courtyard, Dong Ah San and Dong Ah Si, who were fighting crickets, heard this, and their faces immediately disappeared with excitement and became tired and disgusted.

"Damn fatty, if you're pregnant, you still want us to serve, vomit for a while and hold your urine for a while, the dignified man is pregnant, I'm really convinced!"

"Shhhh

"What are you afraid of, now that his father is dead, the commander of Donghuashuo is the young master of Dongli, as long as we find out the secret of the Fire God Stone, we will kill this dead fat man and go back to restore the commander's life. ”

The two of them muttered and cursed, and then walked into the courtyard with a large basin and pinching their noses.

"Wow Wow Wow ........."

As soon as the basin was put down, Dong Xiaobai began to vomit, and the sound was spectacular and intense.

Dong Ah San and Dong Ah Si pinched their noses and stood far away with a look of disgust.

"Isn't it disgusting? Look at you two turtle grandchildren, Donghuashuo sent you to serve the master, that is your honor, as the only man in heaven and earth who can get pregnant, you can serve me, that is the blessing of your eight lifetimes of cultivation!"

Dong Xiaobai hooked his fingers at the two of them, called them to him, and pointed to the noses of the two to do ideological work.

When a man is pregnant, he is not ashamed, but proud! The two are so angry that they want to scold their mother!

"The lesson of the young master is that the man who can get pregnant is amazing!"

After walking half a step, he suddenly turned around and squinted his eyes and said, "Young Master, the top brand Xiao Cui of the Drunken Spring Building that you have been thinking about all along, promised to come and serve you tonight, but she wants to see the Fire God Stone!"

"Yes! Xiao Cui said, she just wants to see what our Zhenshan Divine Stone looks like in Dongli Mountain, as long as she shows her, she is willing to serve you in eighteen postures!"

Dong'a Sikou said, with envy and jealousy on his face, but his eyes were full of coldness.

This dead fat man is not only lazy, but also very lustful, he likes Xiaocui of Drunken Spring Building the most, and I believe that this trick will definitely be able to deceive the whereabouts of the Huoshen Stone.

Sure enough, as soon as these words fell, Dong Xiaobai's eyes lit up, but his face sank in an instant, and he slapped the two of them with a shake of his hand.

"Damn! Master, I'm pregnant, don't say it's eighteen postures, I can't put it in one pose, you say that, it's a sincere bully! Besides, look at the baby, what's so beautiful about the Vulcan Stone, my baby is here!"

Dong Xiaobai said, pointing to his crotch!

Dong Ah San and Dong Ah Si were so angry that their noses were crooked, and they still had to be embarrassed, the Vulcan Stone is the baby, and that thing under your crotch is like a little cricket, what is there to look at.

Dong Xiaobai looked at the two of them with a confused look, touched his big belly and looked up and laughed: "Hahaha, dumbfounded! If you want to shoot the young master's fart, then you still have to practice a lot of sycophant skills!"

As he spoke, Dong Xiaobai's index finger tapped the heads of the two, and Dong Ah San and Dong Ah Si were careless, and they were stumbled by the figure of one finger, and almost squatted on the ground.

Both of them were shocked in their hearts, didn't the Lord Commander say it, Dong Xiaobai, a dead fat man, was born with blocked meridians, can't he cultivate, how can he have so much strength.

If you can point out the two of them as a first-order samurai, then you must have at least the strength of a second-order samurai!

"Is the information wrong? Dong Xiaobai is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?"

The two glanced at each other, their eyes lit up, as if they had discovered a big secret, and they ran out of the courtyard like the wind and ran towards the city lord's mansion.

As soon as the two left, Dong Xiaobai immediately put away his smile.

Looking down at his bulging belly, with a red belly pocket on it, bright and sexy, it immediately aroused his sadness.

issued the thousandth and first wail in this month: "Oh my God! Do you want to play with me like this! I finally got on the last train to cross the crossing, but how did I dress like this, this damn red belly pocket made the little master pregnant, if I knew who it was, I would have to sleep with you ten thousand times!"

Dong Xiaobai: Ben is a 2016 high school graduate on Earth.

On the night of the college entrance examination, Zhenghuan, who was facing a large area of the island country, suddenly smashed down a red belly pocket, bringing him to this world - the eternal country!

The eternal kingdom, vast and vicissitudes, has experienced the prosperity and end of the primeval years, and has also witnessed the glory and disappearance of the ancient period.

In this era, technological civilization and martial arts cultivation converged, and this new force began to dominate the world.

Here, it's the world of science and technology!

Dong Xiaobai crossed over and possessed this fat body, it has been a month, and in a month, his belly has become bigger and bigger day by day.

Especially in recent times, he vomited and held his urine, which made him full of the pain and torture of a man's pregnancy and childbirth.

The fat man who was possessed by the seizure, his original name was also Dong Xiaobai, and he was originally the young master of Dongli Mountain, but because the city lord's father was invited to drink tea by the king of Hades, he was the second generation of officials.

Now, after being taken away, Dong Xiaobai can only live in a small farm yard to raise his fetus, and at the same time he is being watched, always trying to find out the secret of the treasure fire god stone of Dongli Mountain.

The Vulcan Stone is an ore that can refine a powerful evolutionary treasure liquid, which is very rare, and it is rumored that there is one in Dongli Mountain!

"Cut! stupid, you can tell where the Vulcan Stone is!" Dong Xiaobai muttered to himself, his eyebrows raised proudly.

In fact, this dead fat man didn't know what the Vulcan Stone was, let alone where the Vulcan Stone was.

He has traveled through this world for a month, and he has not gone out of one door or two doors, and has been raising and giving birth to children all day long, how can he still be in the mood to care about a broken stone!

Dong Xiaobai looked at the small belly pocket on the belly, bright and sexy, I don't know what material it is made of, it feels as smooth as touching a woman's skin, and on it, it also exudes a seductive woman's body fragrance.

"The red belly pocket, the design is so exquisite, look at this stitch, fine and chic, look at this pattern, but also embroidered with the appearance of the mountain, vivid, tsk, ingenious craftsmanship, huh...... There seems to be a word!"

Dong Xiaobai was taking a closer look, and suddenly his eyes froze, and he made a major discovery!

"Kunlun Shenshan Queen Mother!"

Although these words are very strange, like tadpole texts, as soon as Dong Xiaobai sees these words, he immediately understands the meaning of these words in his mind.

His face suddenly became extraordinarily exciting, and in the end, his expression was frozen into an expression of ultimate anger.

In the end, he pointed to the sky and scolded: "Queen Mother of the West! It turned out to be your girl's belly pocket, you are in Kunlun Mountain and the Jade Emperor's cultivation room, and there is no discipline, can you put it away if you take off your underwear, why do you want to throw it on me, it will hurt Lao Tzu to cross the birth doll!"

Thump!

Dong Xiaobai knelt on the ground, his face was solemn, and he swore with his fingers to the sky: "I, Dong Xiaobai, am 17 years old this year, and swear to heaven that I must cultivate hard, ascend to the divine realm, kill the Jade Emperor who has no discipline, and eat the queen mother who throws her belly pocket!"

Before he finished speaking, the solemn color on Dong Xiaobai's face disappeared, and he had become a thief and treacherous appearance, squinting his eyes and smiling: "Jade Emperor, in fact, as long as your old man is willing to give me the Seven Fairies as his wife, I, Dong Xiaobai, promise that I will never cuckold you, and I will also return it to you the belly pocket of the Queen Mother!"

People who don't know Dong Xiaobai, when they hear this, they think that Dong Xiaobai is cowardly.

In fact, only those who are familiar with Dong Xiaobai know that this dead fat man is extremely vindictive, and his personality is paranoid, and he can't pull back the nine cows that he believes in.

Obviously, he really wants to kill the Jade Emperor and eat the Queen Mother, otherwise he will never give up! Moreover, he also remembered the Seven Fairies by the way!

Because at this time, he was already holding a big belly and going to the mass grave in Dongli Mountain!

"If you want to ascend to the Divine Realm and eat the Queen Mother, you have to work hard to cultivate, and you must also have resources, there are many Dongli Mountain masters buried in the mass graves, I dug their tombs, and cultivated with the burial goods of the dead, I should be able to quickly become strong!"

Dong Xiaobai muttered to himself, his eyes flashed with madness, he picked up a hoe and shovel, and hit the road!

Ask for collections, ask for recommendation tickets wow!

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