The man's belly is big, and when he walks, his belly is like dancing, gurgling, and it is very hard. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Dong Xiaobai has a deep understanding of this, sweating profusely, holding a big belly in one hand and a tree crutch in the other, so tired that he wants to die.

On the way, some neighbors saw it and laughed out loud.

I heard that the young master of Dongli Mountain is pregnant, and he has been raising a baby under the mountain for the past few months, and they still don't believe it, but they didn't expect to see it today.

"Xiaobai, you said that you are a big man, and you will get pregnant, look at this big belly, you are about to give birth!"

"My daughter is also pregnant, Xiaobai, you have time to come to my house to sit, you two can chatter, after all, they are both pregnant people, and there are many topics!"

"Brother Xiaobai, you see what is written in this book, there is a monster called egg cell in a woman's body, and there is a sperm baby called a tadpole in a man's body, when the monster eats the baby, it will get pregnant, is there a monster in your body?"

......

Dong Xiaobai was not ashamed or hypocritical, and nodded to everyone with a smile along the way.

Especially a five or six-year-old little guy who came to ask himself the question of monsters eating tadpoles with a book, Dong Xiaobai patiently answered it, and wrote a paragraph for the little guy.

As a man, if you really love your woman, then please help your woman get pregnant!

Dong Xiaobai wrote this passage with an affectionate face, and the women watching around were suddenly excited to tears.

"Warm man, the country's husband, they all say that Dong Xiaobai is the young master of Dongli Mountain, look at people, what kind of realm is this!"

"Be considerate of women, care about women! Don't hesitate to get pregnant, to show off the world as a big man who can only talk sweetly. ”

Several women chattered, and even wiped the sweat for Dong Xiaobai, while touching his big belly.

The men who came back with hoes next to them stared at each other, eager to knock this Dong Xiaobai to death with a hoe.

In broad daylight, he dared to steal incense with a flamboyant tongue, and at night, he didn't roll the sheets.

"Thank you sisters for your concern, I want to rush to the mass grave, I can't delay any longer!" Dong Xiaobai took the time to say.

Seeing that a woman was about to touch her big belly again, she hurriedly said: "Oh, sister, please be merciful, you touched your head, your husband is back!"

Several women's hands swooped back as if they had been stung by bees.

Then with a light turn, they walked towards their respective men, their faces full of shyness and love, and they both went home, forgetting all about the "warm man, national husband" Dong Xiaobai in their mouths just now.

An evening breeze blew, and the poplar trees in the forest rattled as if they were laughing.

Dong Xiaobai suddenly felt a little cold on his body, and when he went out, he forgot to put on an extra piece of clothing.

The mountain road in autumn is a bit sluggish, and when the wind blows, the yellow leaves all over the ground roll, and it falls straight on Dong Xiaobai's body.

"I'm here at the mass grave! hahaha, where is the baby?"

Dong Xiaobai finally came to the mass grave, his little eyes narrowed into a slit, and he scanned the tombstones one by one with a fine light.

"The Tomb of the East Two Dogs!"

"Tomb of the Eastern Sledgehammer!"

"The Tomb of the East Stream!"

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There are too many graves in the mass graves, they are chaotic and dense, and Dong Xiaobai is dizzy when he sees it! There is another burst of nausea and vomiting, and the pregnancy syndrome is committed again!

"If you want to dig a tomb, dig a big one, like the tomb of Grandma Donghuashuo, buried here, when I was a child, I saw a lot of treasures buried with her!"

Dong Xiaobai muttered to himself, his eyes lit up, followed his memory, spared a few corners, and came to a tomb that looked very large.

"Dongli Goddess - The Tomb of East Ink!"

Dong Xiaobai found it, Dong Ink is Dong Huashuo's grandmother, and she was the goddess of Dongli Mountain before her death!

On the inscription, it records the glorious past of East Ink.

East Ink, a peerless strange woman, once painted the west moon on the evening wind, once gave poems to the East China Sea, she learned to be rich and five cars, her temperament is as beautiful as an orchid, and her talent is more than immortal.

However, her cultivation talent is even more superb, she cultivated to the ninth order warrior at the age of eighteen, and she is only one step away from becoming a Dan realm monk, and is regarded as the "Dongli Goddess"!

It's a pity that Tiandao is jealous of her face, and in a retreat, she died of incense, and she still has endless hatred!

"Hmph, it doesn't matter if you are a goddess or a witch, I will also dig your tomb, who taught your grandson Donghuashuo to take away my Dongli young master's position, I can't beat your grandson, I can't bully you!"

Dong Xiaobai said angrily, the smile on his face was indescribably evil!

Wielding a hoe and shovel, he didn't look tired of being pregnant at all, and in a few moments, the tomb was demolished.

opened the coffin, a shovel picked up a corpse inside, and looking at the glowing baby inside, Dong Xiaobai screamed excitedly and pounced.

"This is purple ginseng, this is the heavenly spirit fruit, this is ...... Huh, how can there be a bottle of evolution treasure liquid, wahaha, it's developed now!"

Dong Xiaobai drooled, and Le's eyes couldn't be opened.

At the same time, on Dongli Mountain, in the city lord's hall, Donghuashuo was chatting happily with Bai Zizi, the young lord of Baiyu City.

"Brother Hua Shuo, now you have driven away the waste of Dong Xiaobai, become the young master of Dongli Mountain, cultivate to a fifth-order samurai, and today you have got the participation card of the Concubine Cheng Martial Arts Competition, the future is limitless."

"Brother Zizai, you have won the award! I can cultivate to the fifth order of the martial arts, it is all the ancestral Yin Virtue, and the ancestral tomb is smoking! I think back then, my grandmother Dongshui Ink, that was the first goddess of Dongli Mountain!"

The two hypocritically complimented each other, and at this moment, Dong Ah San and Dong Ah Si ran in.

"Tell the commander, that Dong Xiaobai pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and his subordinates have tested it today, and he has at least the strength of a second-order warrior!"

Dong Ah San hurriedly said, so angry that Dong Ah Si glared for a while, and actually grabbed a sycophant with me?!

Dong Huashuo was tall and stood up, with a look of amusement flashing in his eyes.

Smiled: "Oh?!That waste fat man is pregnant, and he still has such strength." Don't pay attention to it, my fifth-order warrior's cultivation, kill him in minutes, continue to monitor, and find out the whereabouts of the Fire God Stone as soon as possible!"

Next to him, Bai Zizi heard the words and said curiously: "It is rumored that Dong Xiaobai is pregnant, this is the first time I have seen it in the world, I want to go and see it!"

Donghuashuo laughed when he heard this: "Since Brother Zizi wants to see it, I'll take you to see it!"

As he was talking, he saw a blood-clothed guard who had stayed at the bottom of the mountain rushing in in a panic.

"Tell the commander, the big thing is not good, Dong Xiaobai carried a hoe and a shovel and went to the mass grave!"

Dong Huashuo's face changed, and he yelled: "What?!

As he spoke, he glared at Dong Ah San and Dong Ah Si fiercely: "Two waste rice buckets, even a pregnant fat man can't look at it!"

At the back of the main hall, Dong Huashuo's father Dong Liuhai's face changed greatly when he heard this, as if he remembered something.

He stood up and walked out, pulling Dong Huashuo aside.

He said in a low voice: "Go quickly! Go and see your grandmother's tomb, I got a bottle of sixth-level evolution treasure liquid back then, and I was afraid of leaking the news, so I hid it in your grandmother's tomb!"

"What!?Level 6 ......"

Dong Huashuo was surprised and delighted, he had been cultivating as a fifth-order warrior for more than half a year now, as long as he had this bottle of sixth-level evolution liquid, he would be able to break through the bottleneck smoothly!

"Oh no! That dead fat man shouldn't go digging grandma's grave! That bottle of sixth-level evolution liquid ......"

Dong Huashuo was furious, because he was still saying that the ancestral tomb was smoking, and at this moment, the ancestral grave was dug up!

Suddenly, hundreds of blood-clothed guards set off with Donghuashuo, and the anger was rolling, rushing to the mass grave at the foot of the mountain.

Bai Zizai's eyes flashed, and he was also tempted by the bottle of sixth-level evolution treasure liquid.

After arguing with Dongliuhai for a while, he said goodbye and left, quietly following behind Donghuashuo, and walking towards the mass grave.

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