The 134th round

The 134th round

The first flying monkey glared: "What's the plan? Let my wife out and won't be fooled?"

The second flying monkey saw that the first flying monkey couldn't understand, so he could only encourage the third flying monkey: "I can't tell him; you should understand that this is a beautiful woman's plan?"

The third flying monkey was disgusted: "What kind of beauty scheme? Now the first flying monkey wants to monopolize our woman, can you be willing?" Looking back at the first flying monkey: "The woman was discovered by the three of us at the same time." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Do you want to be exclusive by yourself?"

The first flying monkey raised his eyebrows, and his heart was very angry: "The beautiful women of the family only love me alone, not you!

The second flying monkey was not convinced: "What do you ask? Tell you that you are a beautiful woman, you want to drill into it, what do you tell me to do?"

The first flying monkey shouted: "Oh, the beauty trick? Let her out and everyone will share it, won't you want to get her? You ask her, do you love you? If you love, I'll let you out!"

The third monkey looked at the baby: "Beauty, do you love the second monkey?"

The baby shook his head: "I only love the first flying monkey;

The third flying monkey was unwilling: "Don't I love it either?"

"No, I'm not the kind of woman who goes around and over again. I'm very single-minded about love; ”

The third flyer wondered: "Just now you said in the camping tent: You are willing to be the wife of the three of us;

The baby shook his head and denied it: "How is it possible for you three big men to marry a woman as a wife? ”

The second flying monkey couldn't bear it anymore and shouted, "Hit me!"

The first flying monkey stood in front of the baby and demonstrated: "Who dares to touch her? They agree to marry me, so what are you fighting about? If she likes you, will I let you out?"

The third flying monkey was very angry and shouted: "Less nonsense;

The first flying monkey stretched out his right hand and flashed a hardcover monkey sword, flashing with white light;

Seeing that there was going to be a fight, the baby flew away from afar. Hong Lijian opened a crack and looked out, it was so dark that he couldn't see it, and he could only hear a noise.

The second flying monkey stretched out his left hand and showed a ten-ring treasure knife, which was cold and bloodless to kill. ”

The third monkey stretched out his right hand and clenched the mace. β€˜

The first one flew into the air, dancing with sword light, black and invisible. The baby used a mobile phone flashlight to shine on the first flying monkey, slashed the night sky with a hardcover monkey sword, and slashed off the head of the second flying monkey. The second flying monkey's body flashed,

Take a turn around the first flying monkey and dance the ten-ring treasure sword vigorously, but you can't hear it collide with the first flying monkey hardcover monkey sword. The third monkey and the second monkey have the same goal;

The third flying monkey danced its mace in the air, unruly, aimed at the first flying monkey and hit it head-on. The first Flying Monkey sword slashed into the air, just slashing the mace;

The third flying monkey felt the mace in his hand become lighter, and from far away from the ground, the echo of "Dangchang!" was heard. The third flying monkey looked at the mace in his hand and shook his head: "Inferior product, useless." ”

The baby used the flashlight of his mobile phone to shine, and the mace chopped away, leaving only half of his hand. The third flying monkey suddenly saw the baby, threw the residual stick, gritted his teeth and grabbed it; the baby turned off the mobile phone flashlight, and suddenly turned black in front of him, while the third flying monkey could not see,

Fly behind the first flying monkey for protection. The first monkey aimed at the head of the third monkey and swung his sword fiercely. The third flying monkey could not dodge, and with a "click", one of its left wings was cut off, and the pain was unbearable, and it could not be supported, so it fell straight down and fell into the water.

The second flying monkey wields the ten-ring treasure sword, and the light breaks through the night, and it picks up the first flying monkey hardcover monkey sword. The first Flying Monkey soars through the clouds and tries to recapture the Hardcover Monkey Sword. The second flying monkey picked it up again with the ten-ring treasure knife,

Pick up the sword of the first flying monkey hardcover, swing the treasure knife, point it at the throat of the first flying monkey, and shout: "You have been defeated;

The first flying monkey was still unwilling: "I quit, it depends on whether the beauty is willing!" The first flying monkey showed a firelight and stared at the baby: "Are you willing to marry the second flying monkey as a wife?"

The baby has already thought: "Of course I do!"

The first flying monkey was not convinced: very aggrieved: "Didn't you just say that you only love me alone?

A smile was written on the baby's face: "The winner is king, and the loser is the loser." You have been defeated by others, are you still qualified to marry a wife?"

The first flying monkey was very sad: "You lied to me!

The second flying monkey was furious, glaring and warning: "She belongs to me now, and it will not be your turn to kill!" However, before she dies, she must be affectionate and affectionate. "The second flying monkey frantically pounced on the baby, just caught;

It's gone, but the phone doesn't go stealth, you can always see it, and the baby teases loudly: "Where am I here?

The second flying monkey didn't know the baby's intentions and stared at the phone: "I saw the phone." ”

"Why?"

"Phones don't go invisible. ”

The baby threw away the mobile phone, dipped it in the air, stood on the white clouds, and turned around the second flying monkey incognito, found that the second flying monkey did not see him, and teased: "Am I here? Can you catch me? Catch me and make love with you!"

The second flying monkey grabbed a handful in the east and a handful in the west, and there was nothing, and it was very strange: "Where the hell are you? I can't catch it." ”

"If you can't catch it, don't think about making love! Come, come! Where am I here?"

The second flying monkey grabbed desperately around the sound, but he didn't catch it: "Beauty, stop playing, come out, I can't see it?"

A snake-headed trapeze flew from the river and shouted, "Sure!" The first flying monkey and the second flying monkey froze at the same time.

Seeing that it was a snake-headed trapeze, the baby complained loudly: "Senior brother, where have you been, only now?"

The snake-headed trapeze explained: "The third flying monkey swallowed me, choked on a mouthful of water, and then spit it out." ”

"Senior brother, why don't you breathe fire in its belly?"

"Can't spray. Burn it and burn me. ”

"You're an ethereal body, are you afraid of anything? It's a physical entity, and you burn to death as soon as you burn it. ”

"Even if you want to, you can't burn it. ”

"Why?"

"I don't have much oxygen in my stomach, so I can't burn it. Tried it before. Little junior sister, it's almost dawn, and I haven't closed my eyes all night, right?"

"It's these three stinky monkeys who have been restless all night. ”

"Why didn't you freeze them with magic just now?"

"I forgot; ”

"Where's your husband?"

"Still sleeping in there, these three stinky flying monkeys scared my husband and me out last night. ”

"If you encounter such situations in the future, fix them first and clean them up slowly. ”

Hong Lijian opened the camping tent, saw the baby and the snake-headed trapeze, and shouted: "Baby, my mobile phone?"

The baby glanced at the mobile phone that was stained in the air, flicked it with his right hand, and flew back into Hong Lijian's hand.

The snake-headed trapeze looked at the two flying monkeys and asked, "What do you want to do with them?"

"I haven't figured it out yet. What kind of monkey is this? Can you fly? Want to marry me as a wife;

The snake-headed trapeze introduced: "This is called a jungle bee monkey, it has night eyes, and it comes out at night. It has two pairs of wings on its body, and it flies like a bee, so it is called a bee monkey. ”

"How big can they get?"

"This is the biggest, and there are the smallest. Too big to fly. ”

"What if the wings are cut off?"

"It's usually dead, you can't fly, and you'll be eaten by other animals in a while. ”

The baby looked closely at the first and second monkeys and asked, "Is the meat of this monkey good?"

"I haven't eaten it yet. It is said that monkey brains replenish human brains, why don't you eat monkey brains first, and then burn them and eat them!"

The baby glanced at the camping tent and shouted, "Ah Jianβ€”β€”! do you want to eat monkey brains?"