The 135th round

"Did you say the two monkeys?"

"Yes! The senior brother said to eat monkey brains first, and then burn them. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Can't you eat them?

"Ah Jian, you don't talk nonsense, do you? let them go, they will come to eat you and marry me at night. Would you like to? ”

"What do you say?"

"If you want to eat monkey brains, eat monkey brains first. I heard that monkey brains complement human brains. How many people can't eat it if they want to?"

"Then let's have one. ”

The baby stretched out his hand, and the first flying monkey flashed in his hand, and he lifted it with his hand: "Senior brother, don't look at them so big, they are not heavy at all?"

The snake-headed trapeze introduced: "These bee monkeys lack food and clothing, become omnivores, eat what they see, and do not grow heavy. However, you can't grow heavy, and you won't be able to fly if you are heavy!"

The baby glanced at the first flying monkey head and said, "Shave first, then find something, and dig a hole in the top of the head, and you can eat its brain marrow." What do we use to shave our hair?"

The snake-headed trapeze suddenly remembered and asked, "Where are their weapons?" As soon as the snake-headed trapeze stretched out his hand, the hardcover monkey sword used by the first flying monkey flashed in his hand. The serpent-headed trapeze swept his magic hand over the edge of the sword, and the blade became faster,

Scrape the head of the first flying monkey with a sword, and the hair falls down, revealing a bald head. Hit the top of his head with a sword, smash the skull, pry it open with the tip of the sword, take a little monkey brain and put it in his mouth to taste it, the taste is very fishy, and he said, "Little junior sister, take it for your husband." ”

The first monkey ghost cried wolf: "Don't eat my brain!" "Don't!"

The baby shouted into the camping tent, "Ah Jian, open the door and throw the flying monkey in." Hong Lijian opened a crack. The baby shook his hand and threw the first monkey into the camping tent. Hong Lijian remembered the plastic spoon in the suitcase,

Find it out, scoop a spoonful into the brain marrow of the first flying monkey, and scoop the first flying monkey "wow" and scream. Hong Lijian didn't care, put the scooped brain marrow into his mouth, and ate a bite, which was hot, soft, facey, and fishy.

However, the taste is good, scoop it, the first flying monkey screams, and then scoop it will not scream. Hong Lijian still wanted to eat after eating: "Baby, is there anything else?"

"There is another one, ready, you can eat it if you want!" As soon as he finished speaking, the second flying monkey flew into the tent, replaced the first flying monkey, and got it in the air.

The baby looked at the snake-headed trapeze and asked, "Burn one first, see if it's delicious?"

The snake-headed trapeze took off in a circle, returned to its original position, and pushed out his right hand, and a stream of fire shot out from his hand, burning around the first flying monkey. A smell of monkey hair burnt came and it smelled bad.

The baby was puzzled: "Senior brother, why do you want to spin in an idle circle before you burn the flying monkey with fire?"

The snake-headed trapeze introduced: "This is to collect the light of the sun and gather the breath of fire to burn!"

"Oh, I can see why you can't use fire in your stomach anymore. ”

"Little junior sister, although the truth is simple, only those who understand it will know. ”

"Boom!" exploded.

Baby startled: "What is this?"

The snake-headed trapeze looked at the explosion and said, "It's the first flying monkey whose belly is bursting open, and the second flying monkey is going to make a cut in his stomach." ”

Hong Lijian's shout came from the camping tent: "Baby, finish eating, take the corpse away." ”

The baby asked loudly, "Is it delicious?"

"It's ok. ”

The baby told: "The first flying monkey will be burned soon." Let's eat it for lunch today. With a wave of his hand, the second monkey was in the sky.

The snake-headed trapeze used his magic to flash the hardcover monkey sword, threw it into the air, and automatically made a cut in the stomach of the second flying monkey and flew back. Bleeding from the stomach and disgusting.

The snake-headed trapeze flew in a circle, returned to its original position, and with a push of his palm, shot a fierce fire, and burned around the second flying monkey. There was a stench of roasted monkey hair.

The baby glanced at the snake-headed trapeze: "Senior brother, is there a lot of this kind of bee monkey jungle?"

The smuggler pondered for a while and said, "Not much! But it's not an endangered animal, so it doesn't matter how many you eat." You can't buy this animal on the market, so you're lucky to have a bite!"

"Senior brother, don't look at them so small, but they are very scheming; And marry me; it's amazing!"

The snake-headed trapeze man smiled: "This bee monkey is a relatively intelligent animal in the jungle, and it has more brains than its kind. They can mimic the movements of many people. ”

"I saw them just now, and they have more brains than their kind. Senior brother, is the first flying monkey meat ready to eat?"

As soon as the snake-headed trapeze stretched out his hand, the first flying monkey flashed in his hand, and the snake-headed trapeze gently tore a piece of meat from the first flying monkey, put it in his mouth, took a bite, chewed it, and admired:

"It's delicious! Little junior sister, you have to eat more, you haven't eaten well these days!"

The baby took the first flying monkey handed by the senior brother, broke a large piece from his body, and shouted: "Ah Jian, flying monkey meat!"

Hong Lijian opened the door of the camping tent and looked out, there was a river below, and the camping tent was above the river and said, "I want a piece!"

With a flick of his right hand, the baby broke off a large piece of meat and flew into Hong Lijian's hand; he couldn't wait to tear a piece and put it in his mouth, take a bite, chew it and say: "The meat is tender and fragrant; it is delicious!"

The baby handed the first flying monkey to the snake-headed trapeze: "Senior brother, you only eat a little; ”

"Little junior sister, I eat it for nothing, and after eating, I have to throw it into the river and throw it away, just taste the taste!"

"Senior brother, why didn't we sleep all night, do you want to sleep first, and then think about where to play?"

"That's a good idea! I slept on the leaves, and something called me. "The smuggler flashed and disappeared.

With a wave of his right hand, the baby moved the first flying monkey to the camping tent, flew away stealthily, followed the snake-headed trapeze man to the big leaf, turned into a seven-star ladybug and asked, "Senior brother, is it safe for us to sleep here?"

The smuggler was very strange: "Why don't you sleep with your husband, what are you flying here for?"

"There is food everywhere in the camping tent, and I can't go under my feet, and I want to see where my brother sleeps."

The snake-headed trapeze introduced: "Actually, it is not safe on the big leaves. ”

"Why?"

"If we get bigger, the leaves won't be able to bear it, and if we get smaller, a small bird will eat us. ”

The baby turned into a seven-star ladybug and crawled on the leaves: "Senior brother, are you often eaten by birds?"