"Brother Gu, don't worry, as soon as I borrow money, I will contact you immediately. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info I said.

I hung up the phone and lay down on the bed. I thought to myself: The toad mirror won't come to my house, will it?

I got up and locked the door. I thought to myself: Even if the toad mirror comes, I won't open the door. Because, I don't want to be a harborer.

My guess was correct, and half an hour later, my doorbell rang.

The doorbell rang again and again, until the fifth time, and it didn't ring anymore.

The doorbell stopped ringing, my phone rang.

"Brother Zhang, where are you?" asked Toad Mirror.

"Brother Gu, I'm in the second friend's unit, and now, if you want to borrow money, you can count on him. I was right, he was in a meeting, and I heard that the meeting was going to run until five o'clock in the afternoon. I said quietly.

"Brother Zhang, you hurry home. Right now, I'm right on your doorstep. The police are chasing me, and I have nowhere to hide, so I want to hide in your house for a few days. When you borrow the money, I'll be gone. Toad Mirror said.

"You... Are you going to hide in my house?" I asked, feigned surprise.

"That's right. Aren't you single?" asked Toad.

"Brother Gu, there is a policeman living next door to me, and he is a little contradictory to me, and he has troubled me a few times. Once, I came with a few boyfriends and girlfriends and sang at home. This policeman actually called the police, saying that I was gathering a crowd to mess around. You see, fortunately I am an honest man, otherwise, I would have been killed by him. Now, when you come to my house and hide, don't you fall into a snare?" I said.

"Ahh I guess he was watching his neighbors to see if the policeman was not home.

After a while, Toad Mirror asked, "It's over, there is a family next door to you, it seems that someone is at home." ”

"Is it the left-hand one?" I asked.

"Yes. Toad Mirror replied.

"The one on the left is the police. I fussed and asked, "How many times have you rang my doorbell?"

"About five or six times. Toad Mirror replied.

I feigned panic and said, "That's the end, it must have aroused the suspicion of his family." I'll tell you: this policeman's wife is even worse, watching me in and out of the cat's eye all day long. ”

When Toad Mirror heard this, he whispered, "I'm leaving, otherwise, the police may come soon." ”

Toad Mirror hung up the phone.

I smiled secretly and thought to myself: I'm glad I was guarding against this trick, otherwise, if I had watched TV in the living room, it would have been over.

Two hours later, Toad Mirror called me again: "Brother Zhang, hasn't your friend finished the meeting yet?"

"No, I don't. I was so anxious that my throat was smoking, and two bubbles were forming in my mouth. I exaggerated.

"Brother Zhang, you can't wait, you should call your friend out of the venue. Toad Mirror said dissatisfied.

"Brother Gu, I wanted to do this for a long time, but they didn't let me enter the venue at all, and said: If I disrupt the meeting, call the police and drive me away. I exaggerated.

"Grandma, why is it so important?" asked Toad Mirror impatiently.

"I heard it was an important meeting. I made it up.

"Brother Zhang, do you only have these three friends?" the toad mirror seemed to look down on me a little.

"Brother Gu, these are the only friends who can borrow money. I replied.

"Alas, Brother Zhang, you have too few friends. Toad Mirror said disdainfully.

"Brother Gu, I have three friends who can borrow money, which is already good. "I thought to myself: You are not as good as me, and you don't even have a friend who borrowed money.

To be honest, I'm not familiar with your toad mirror, and I'm not even an ordinary friend. However, you actually asked me to borrow money, which shows that you have no friends at all.

"It's not bad, look at you, it's been five hours, and you haven't even borrowed a penny. Toad Mirror scoffed.

"Brother Gu, I can guarantee that when my friend who went abroad comes back, I can borrow one or twenty thousand yuan at once. I said it deliberately.

"Brother Zhang, wait another five or six days, and I'll be in the number. Toad Mirror sighed and said, "Brother Zhang, no matter what, you have to borrow me at least 5,000 yuan." ”

"Okay. "I thought to myself: first agree, in short, the words are nice, but I just don't do anything.

After another hour, I received a call from Skinny Monkey.

The thin monkey said in a panic: "Brother Zhang, it's over!"

When I heard this, I was shocked. Hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"

"Brother Zhang, I just went to the hospital to help my uncle get medicine, and I ran into a toad mirror on the way, he stopped me and asked to borrow 10,000 yuan. Skinny Monkey said.

"You promised?" I asked.

"I said that I had no money, and the toad mirror said: Let me borrow it from relatives and friends. The skinny monkey replied.

"You promised to borrow money?" I asked again.

"Brother Zhang, what should I do if I don't agree? The toad mirror looked fierce, as if he was going to eat me. The thin monkey said in fear.

"I'm telling you: don't lend a penny to the toad glass, or you'll be a criminal. I admonished.

"Brother Zhang, you... What do you mean?" asked the thin monkey.

"Skinny monkey, don't you know yet, the toad mirror stole antiques, and the incident has already occurred in the east window, and now the police are chasing him. I told Skinny Monkey.

"Ahh

"Skinny monkey, if you lend money to the toad, you will help him escape. Also, if you can't let him live in your house, then you are guilty of harboring. "I told Skinny Monkey.

"Ahh ”

"Skinny monkey, Toad Mirror is going to take your mobile phone number, right?"

"yes. At the beginning, I changed my mobile phone number in order to get rid of the toad mirror. However, Toad Mirror just asked me for my new mobile phone number, and I didn't dare not tell him. The thin monkey asked, "Brother Zhang, what should I do?"

"Thin monkey, you pay attention to two points: one is not to meet with the toad mirror, if he wants to see you, you will go to the field. Second, don't lend a penny to the toad mirror. I confessed.

"Brother Zhang, I... I'm scared to run into the toad mirror again. The thin monkey said timidly.

I thought about it for a while, and said to the thin monkey: "You hurry up and go to the field to hide, if the toad mirror contacts you again, you say: The boss let you go on a business trip, you can't go." Wait for ten days and half a month and come back. ”

"Okay. The thin monkey thought for a moment and agreed.

I know: the thin monkey has a fear of the toad mirror, as long as he sees the toad mirror, he has no claim, only obedience.

"Thin monkey, if you want to go, hurry up, I'll tell you: now the toad mirror is at the end of the road, beware of him treating you as a lifesaver. I urged.

"Then I'll leave right away. ”

"Get in the car and tell me. "I'm a little uneasy about skinny monkeys.

(To be continued.) )