Half an hour later, the phone call from the thin monkey came, and he said happily: "Brother Zhang, I'm on the train, I'm going to go to the beach to have fun, I haven't traveled for a long time, and I'm just going to relax." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Go ahead, take a break, I'll let you know when the alarm is lifted. I said.

"Brother Zhang, am I going to hide until the Year of the Monkey?" asked the thin monkey.

"It won't take long, it's three or two days as fast, or ten days or half a month as slow. I comforted.

I hung up on the skinny monkey and suddenly felt a rumbling in my stomach. At noon, I nibbled on a random apple, and I was already hungry.

I opened the fridge and saw that there was no food. So, I got dressed and got ready to go to a nearby restaurant for a meal.

When I went downstairs, a thought suddenly came to my mind: Toad Mirror was now waiting for money, and if he waited downstairs, wouldn't it make my lie self-defeating?

I stood on the stairs and looked downstairs from the small window.

It was just dark, and the dim street lamps were like ghost fires.

I looked around vigilantly, and suddenly, I noticed a strange person standing under a large tree in the neighborhood. I saw him wearing a windbreaker and sunglasses.

I remembered the suspicious person I saw in the surveillance of Laoshan Forest Park, and I thought: Hmph!

This man in a trench coat is undoubtedly a toad mirror, and it seems that he is trying to block me in the community.

Toad Mirror did this, obviously not trusting me very much. At first, he didn't think I was going to my friend's unit. Second, even if I go to a friend's unit, I may not tell him when I come back. Three, maybe he still wants to live in my house.

I knew I couldn't get out.

I went home in a daze, sneered, and thought, "How can a living person be suffocated to death by urine?" I took out my phone and ordered a takeout.

I deliberately gave my address an extra floor, so that even if the toad mirror stopped the delivery person and asked him where he was delivering it, it would not reveal my traces.

I finished my delivery call and waited on the stairs.

Fifteen minutes later, the takeaway arrived, and I "robbed" it on the stairs.

I was eating takeout with relish when the call from Toad Mirror came again.

"Brother Zhang, it's so late, isn't the meeting of your friend's unit over yet?"

"Brother Gu, it's already over. I replied.

"Have you borrowed any money?" asked Toad Mirror eagerly.

"Brother Gu, don't mention it. I'll tell you: My friend has a day meeting, guess what?" I asked.

"Brother Zhang, how do I know what kind of meeting your friend's unit is holding. Toad Mirror said impatiently.

"I'll tell you: it's a major accident analysis and handling meeting. My friend had bad luck this time and became the main person responsible for the accident. This is over, he was dismissed from his position, and he has to compensate for part of the accident damages. Right now, my friend is worried that he doesn't have any money. "I've made up another set of lies.

"Ahh

"Alas, yes, just now he asked me if I had any money, alas! I waited in vain for most of the day, not only did I not borrow money, but I was also borrowed. I feigned a sense of frustration.

"It's really unlucky, ****** made me wait for most of the day. Toad Mirror scolded indignantly.

I thought to myself: Damn, you are still scolding, you really don't know each other.

"Look, old brother, you can wait a few more days. As soon as my friend who went abroad came back, the money was immediately available. ”

"By the time that friend of yours came back from abroad, I would have already been on the phone. The toad mirror said angrily: "Brother Zhang, I opened my mouth, you can't let my words fall to the ground, you have to scrape together a few thousand yuan for me." ”

It seems that Toad Mirror really doesn't have a friend to turn to, so he relied on me.

"Brother Gu, if you want to blame me, blame me for being unlucky, I killed someone, otherwise, I have two or three hundred thousand in my hand. Sensei said that you want a few thousand yuan, just 100,000 or 80,000, and I won't blink my eyes. "I deliberately pretended to be very righteous.

"Hey, listen to your tone, don't you want to give me a penny?" said Toad Mirror angrily.

"Brother Gu, you should know my situation very well, it's not that I don't want to lend you money, it's that I have no money to borrow. Otherwise, you can find another friend to try. "I'll give the toad mirror an idea.

"Grandma's, the skinny monkey isn't funny. As soon as I asked him to borrow money, he went on a business trip. Toad Mirror said angrily: "This kid has gained a lot of benefits from me, if it weren't for me, his turtle son would have starved to death." ”

"Where is the money of the thin monkey, I met him some time ago, and he was worried that his uncle had no money for medical treatment. You're looking for the wrong person to borrow money from him. I defended the skinny monkey.

"Looking for the thin monkey, looking for you, the whole ****** looking for the wrong person. Toad Mirror said unhappily.

"Alas, Skinny Monkey and I are both poor bastards. "I thought to myself: Lao Tzu has more than 10 million deposits, if you know, your eyes will pop out in fright.

"Hey, Brother Zhang. If you really don't have any money, I have an idea. Toad Mirror said faintly.

I thought to myself: What good ideas can you have, even if you have a bad idea that lacks virtue and smokes.

"What's your idea?" I asked.

"Brother Zhang, your laptop is a famous brand, right?" asked Toad Mirror suddenly.

"Apple's. I replied curiously. I thought: What do you mean by a computer, you ask?

"Brother Zhang, you can take the computer to the market early tomorrow morning and sell it, so you can sell it for two or three thousand yuan." When your friend from abroad comes back, you ask him to borrow money to buy a new computer. Toad Mirror said.

Damn, the toad mirror really plans to plate, and even asked me to sell things to raise money for him, hum! Let him dream.

"Alas, old brother, I'll tell you the truth, I've been buying this laptop for five years, and it's an old computer. Even if you take it out and sell it, it won't sell for a thousand yuan. Besides, I have a lot of precious information on my computer, especially antique appraisal data. If I lose these materials, it will be like ruining my job. I lied.

Actually, I just bought my computer and spent more than 10,000 yuan. Now, if you take it to the market, you can sell it for five or six thousand yuan.

"You... How old are your computers?" asked Toad Mirror, incredulously.

"Of course, when I was archaeological in Xiaoliuzhuang, I brought the computer with me, didn't you see it?" I said.

Toad Mirror did see my computer, but he wasn't interested in it and didn't look closely.

"I saw it, but I think it's new. Toad Mirror recalled.

"I look seven or eight percent new on the outside, and that's because I'm well-maintained. I prevaricated.

"Brother Zhang, you don't have any valuable toys in your hands?" asked Toad Mirror.

Looks like he's beating my mind.

"Well, I don't have a ring or a designer watch. If you want to talk about valuable things, I'm afraid you have to count this computer, which can be sold for a few hundred yuan. I sighed.

"Brother Zhang, what do you tell me to say about you, no wonder you can't find a girlfriend, it turns out that you are too poor. Toad Mirror said disdainfully.

(To be continued.) )