Crash!

The teacup in his hand fell to the ground, and he was right, there are so many things that have happened to me in the past two days that I can't help but not believe it. I asked, "And who was my past life?" How did he die? Was he killed by demons and ghosts? Am I going to make the same mistakes again in my life? ”

The old man changed a new teacup for me and said: "It is inevitable that there will be omissions in word of mouth for thousands of years, and Pingdao only knows that you are not very human in your previous life, and even the beast king is afraid of you!" Once the Beastmaster breaks free from the seal and escapes from Hell, he will surely find you in this world. ”

I grabbed the Wind Dao man in front of me and said in an almost pleading tone, "Master, save me!" You must save me! I don't want to die! ”

As a result, the old man's answer disappointed me: "You are the only one who can save you, you must uncover the secrets of your body, prevent the beastmaster from coming to the world, and never let the tragedy of thousands of years ago happen again." ”

Unable to suppress the fear in my heart, I became hysterical and said, "I don't want to reveal any secrets, and I don't want to be the enemy of that gluttonous beastmaster!" I'm just a novelist, I'm not a superman, I'm not a savior! I just want my life! ”

The old man raised his eyebrows, didn't say anything, took out a handful of something similar to a tortoiseshell and sprinkled it on the table, and then began to arrange it, he looked very laborious when arranging, and after a while, his face was already a little pale, and the sweat on his head was also ticking and dripping on the table. The old man asked with great difficulty: "Young man, tell me about your birthday." ”

I told the truth, he closed his eyes and read a lot of things I didn't understand, grabbed a brush on the table and drew a spell on a piece of yellow paper that I also couldn't understand, and with a bang, the charm burned itself and turned to ashes!

In the end, the old man's face was already a miserable white, and without warning, he opened his mouth and squirted a mouthful of black blood with "wow", the whole person was shaky, looked up at me, and said weakly: "Okay young man, in the future, you will cultivate the Tao wholeheartedly in this view, please forgive the poor Dao for being incompetent, I can only do so much for you." ”

After speaking, the old man rolled his eyes and fell into a coma. I was frightened, and I said to myself, "I am with him in this room, and if this Nima is misunderstood, I am afraid that I will sit in prison!"

"Someone! Someone! The chief of the wind tunnel fainted!! ”

I originally pinned all my hopes on him, but now he vomited blood and fell into a coma, which really cast a shadow on my heart.

People who have not really experienced the coercion of death will not understand my mood at this time, and that feeling is no less than a gun stuffed with a bullet in the crotch of my pants, and I am afraid that I will accidentally go off and make myself a "chicken and egg fight".

At this time, Limozi had already come in, and when he saw his grandfather's state, he suddenly cried "wow": "Grandpa! What happened to you?! ”

He held the chief of the wind and pinched the middle of the man. Wu Meng walked in in surprise and looked at me and asked, "What did you do?" ”

I quickly explained, "I did the hammer!" I didn't do anything, he was like that! ”

Limozi glared at me and shouted: "It's all you, you person with ominous and yin debts, if it weren't for saving you, would my grandfather become like this?" ”

I opened my mouth and wanted to say something, but I didn't say it after all, the facts were in front of me, and the chief of the wind tunnel did vomit blood and fell down because of me, this is a fact that cannot be refuted, what can I say? I just wanted to live, and I didn't think it would drag anyone down.

"Don't blame him."

An old voice suddenly sounded at this time, more or less resolving my embarrassment, but the old man didn't know when he had woken up, his hair was scattered, his face was pale, his complexion was very bad, he barely supported his body and sat up, looked at his grandson very seriously, and said slowly: "Limozi, he will be your junior brother in the future, you have to assist him in enlightenment, this is the ancestral training of the ancestors for thousands of years, you can't blame him!" ”

Although this guy is not popular and unruly, he is very obedient in front of his grandfather, and he nodded unwillingly with tears in his eyes when he heard this, and stood aside.

Only then did the Fengdao man wave to me: "Young man, come here." ”

I hurriedly sat down, the old man hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Young man, let Limozi follow you in the future, fortunately, he also learned my own skills, the difference is some practical experience, before the secrets of your previous life are revealed, he can also be of some help to you by your side." You have to stop gluttony! ”

I said in my heart, "This is clearly an account of what happened after death!" So I hurriedly agreed: "Yes, yes, yes!" I won't let you down! ”

It seems that even Limozi heard that something was wrong, and there were several times in the middle when he wanted to speak, but he was glared at by the old man before he settled down.

In the end, the old man obviously had some private words with Li Mozi, and Wu Meng and I were embarrassed to get too close, and even hid outside the door to avoid suspicion.

They talked in the room for more than an hour, and I was running out of cigarettes. Wu Meng asked, "Are you really going to change your career to become a Taoist priest?" ”

I cast a helpless look at him: "What about that?" I have already promised to be the head of the wind channel, as long as I can save my life, let alone be a Taoist priest, I will do it as a monk! ”

He smiled and said, "Monks can't get married, Taoist priests can." How do I feel like you're being tricked? ”

Squeak!

When Mozi finally came out, I immediately stepped forward and asked, "That...... Is your grandpa okay? ”

He squinted at me and said, "You're embarrassed to ask!" My grandfather has damaged himself for you, ten years of yang life, ten years of yin virtue, and you can live three more months! My grandfather is in his eighties, do you know what the concept is for ten years of longevity? ”

Hearing the ten years of Yangshou, I only then understood why the head of the wind road suddenly became so weak, I wanted to say something to show my gratitude, but before I could open my mouth, Mozi threw me a necklace and said, "Put it on!" No ordinary ghost can get close to you! ”

He took two steps and then turned back and said, "My name is Wang Wenwen Dao Limozi, and I will be your senior brother in the future." From tomorrow onwards, you will stay here and learn the Tao and learn the skills, and it will be up to Heaven whether you die or not in three months! ”

Wang Wenwen? I said to myself, fuck, this guy is not only weird, but also has a weird name. I suddenly thought of something, so I called him: "Senior Brother Wang! Where are we sleeping tonight? ”

The guy's nasty voice came from the darkness: "Heaven is the earth!" You two please take care of yourself! ”

Wu Meng and I whispered in unison: "Fuck your mother! ”

……

Early the next morning, I was kicked in the main hall by Wang Wenwen's guy and woke up!

"Ouch! What are you doing?! Annoying! ”

The feeling of being awakened from a sweet dream makes me very unhappy! I saw that the empty hall last night was already full of female disciples wearing dark blue robes and buns, all of them cross-legged and closed their eyes, there were thirty or forty people, and the thought of my ecstatic sleeping posture was appreciated by so many beautiful women, and I felt that embarrassment in my heart!

I asked, "Senior Brother Wang, what are the beauties doing?" Dozing off? ”

Wang Wenwen glanced at me and said very politely: "What kind of beauty is not beautiful, this is your senior sister!" They're meditating, dozing off! Be careful when you talk in the future! ”

Exercise! I asked, "What is meditation?" ”

He said angrily: "Meditation! Break through the demons in your heart, practice the exercises you have learned, and improve your cultivation! ”

I said, "Oh! It's about learning to pass the time in silence out of boredom. ”

I don't know where I said it wrong, Wang Wenwen kicked me and scolded: "Don't talk nonsense! ”

The female disciples of the retreat were so amused by me that they were all covering their mouths and snickering, and Wu Meng couldn't walk as soon as he saw the beauty: "Beauty, if you are bored, you can sing and play games, and if you sit like this, you will have a herniated disc in your waist." Come on, come on, I'll sing you a song..."

"Enough!"

Wang Wenwen's nose was about to be crooked, he pointed at Wu Meng and said, "You are not a disciple of Benguan!" Please leave now! ”

Not to be outdone, Wu Meng said: "I'm damned!" Lao Tzu won't leave this minute, what can you do?! ”

And I said to myself, Both of them are strangers. So I said to Wu Meng: "Why don't you go back to Tianfu first, go back and persuade Xiaobai, it's not easy for two people to be together, and it's good to live without leaving." ”

"Well, that's fine. Anyway, I don't like some people! Wu Meng said and glanced at Wang Wenwen again.

……

After sending Wu Meng away, my apprenticeship ceremony began, and the master selected for me by the Supreme Wind Dao Elder was Tianqing Longmen Great Elder Dao No. Yunji.

The master of the Taoist worship is called the worship master, also known as the teacher, also called the master, that is, the master is like the father. This is also the origin of "a teacher for one day and a father for life". Taoism believes that renunciation is the second reincarnation, and the master worshiped at this time is like reincarnating the father, so we call it "master". Under normal circumstances, when apprenticeship, the master will choose a good day, make a dojo, hold a formal ceremony to accept disciples, and then the master will give the disciple the name of the Tao and become the first generation of disciples of a certain sect.

After completing a set of processes, I officially entered the Tianqing Dragon Gate and became the 350th generation disciple, and the Taoist name returned to the fate. It doesn't sound very good, it's like a "turtle son......

Worshipping the master is like opening your eyes and being reincarnated, you only worship one person in your life, and you can worship more than one teacher or teacher. Your own master or master is your own own master, and you can only have one in your life. If you see a famous high Taoist in the future, and then go to worship someone else to be a master, it will be considered unfilial, and every time you visit a school, you must also ask for your master's consent before receiving the ordination. And as a master, before accepting an apprentice, if you know that this person already has a master, then you must not accept this person as an apprentice again, you can only accept this person as a student.

My master Yun Ji is the Great Elder of the Tianqing Dragon Gate, headed by the head of the sect to the Feng Dao people, the Great Elder Master Yun Ji is the second, then the ten Little Elders, the five literati and five martial arts, and finally the senior brother Wang Wenwen and three hundred disciples led by the disciples.

Following the master, I received my robe and arranged the bed, the only thing that made me depressed was me and Wang Wenwen, that guy is a master, a classroom, and a dormitory. I'm not afraid of him, since I came here, that guy hasn't given me a good face, after all, the head of the wind is because I have only lost ten years of life, and I have always tried to say a few words of comfort to him. This kid always ignores me, I guess he still blames me in his heart, this guy thinks I'm the culprit who killed his grandfather, I guess if it weren't for the wind chief, this guy would have strangled me to death while I was asleep.