The daily life of the Daomen is very boring and boring, and I am almost always dozing off in the morning meditation. When I meditate and chant the scriptures, I just flip through the books and play. At 8 o'clock for breakfast, the vegetarian food here does not taste bad at all. Fortunately, I have free time, but Wang Wenwen, that guy always pulls me to practice calligraphy together. He didn't let me rest for 1 hour during the lunch break, and more than 2,000 kinds of charms must be able to draw, and all the spells and usage of the charms must be memorized, otherwise you are not allowed to eat until 6 o'clock. After dinner, I meditated and chanted for 2 hours, and after 8 o'clock, I was free to arrange my time, and the guy followed me like a ghost, asking me to recite mantras and not sleep until I could finish memorizing.

I was going crazy for a few days, but I couldn't beat him. At first, I liked the martial arts class here, but then I didn't like it, the reason is that I am too weak, and everyone likes to ask me to be a sparring partner.

……

I took some time to go down the mountain and buy a new mobile phone, and just wanted to call Wu Meng to complain, but the mobile phone was confiscated by that guy again! At night, while the guy was asleep, he sneaked down the mountain to buy some side dishes to satisfy his hunger, but the guy took it to feed the dog, and was punished for squatting all night!

I felt the need to talk to that guy, so I threw the brush in my hand and said, "The surname is Wang!" Master Yunji is the master, he didn't say anything! Why do you do this to Lao Tzu! ”

Wang Wenwen said again: "Gui Yuanzi, you are presumptuous!" I've been teaching you for a few days, and I still can't memorize even the simplest spells! Continue to carry your back tonight and don't sleep! ”

"I'll carry your mother!"

"If you don't learn, get out!!"

"Wang Wenwen! You're a steady hammer!! ”

"Chen Yaoyang, why don't you eat?!"

"Fuck you!"

"Roll !!"

"What are you two doing?!" Master Yunji appeared behind us without warning, and Wang Wenwen pointed at me and said, "He's as stupid as a pig!" I've done my best! ”

"Shut up!!"

Master Yunji seemed to be on my side, and he reprimanded Wang Wenwen: "Limozi, as a senior brother, you actually said such vulgar words, go out." ”

"I ......"

"I don't want to say it a third time, get out!"

"Humph!"

Wang Wenwen glared at me and turned around and left angrily, I felt refreshed at this moment. So I said to Master Yunji: "Master, the disciple has returned to your fate to say goodbye." ”

Master Yunji smiled and said, "Don't blame your senior brother, he is stricter, but it is only good for you, and there is no harm." You and his boss are very important, and letting him teach you is also for your future. ”

I said bluntly, "I know! I have a bad memory, but can he give me the least respect. I'm a human being, not a machine, don't I want to rest? ”

Master Yunji laughed when he heard this: "Hahahaha! The Tao is very clear, and the Ming is very clear. ”

I nodded and said, "I know he has his reasons, but I also have my reasons, and it's true that I'm wrong not to be serious, but does he have to be right?" With all due respect, if we talk about science in everything now, is enlightenment useful? Let's just look at the face, there seems to be no scientific basis for looking at the face, right? ”

He put away his smile, looked at me seriously, and after a moment said, "It's not Meng, but it's well-founded." Physiognomy is actually not as mysterious as the world thinks, just because there are too many charlatans in the world who swagger and deceive under the banner of physiognomy, so that the world has a misunderstanding of physiognomy. If physiognomy is to be explained scientifically, then physiognomy can be regarded as a kind of statistics, because physiognomy is a classification based on the physiognomy characteristics of various types of people, and palm physiognomy is the same. Of course, as a kind of statistics, face and palm reading cannot be 100% accurate, but this does not negate their scientific nature. For example, before the advent of the Theory of Probability, gambling was considered to be based solely on luck to determine whether to win or lose. But now everyone knows that under certain rules, there will be people who only win and not lose, so people who open gambling houses will only worry about no one coming to gamble, and will not worry about losing.

True physiognomy is a very profound science, and it is impossible to achieve anything by relying solely on one or two so-called physiognomy books. This is somewhat similar to medicine, where doctors must have rich clinical experience as a prerequisite if they want to make accurate diagnoses. The same is true for a Xiangshi, without rich experience and observant eyes, it is impossible to become a good Xiangshi. ”

Master Yunji's words do have some truth, physiognomy is indeed a broad and profound knowledge, but it is a pity that it has been labeled as superstitious by the world because of some charlatans. Today's young people would rather believe in astrology, which has a very low accuracy rate, than in physiognomy, which is more scientific. However, this is almost a foregone conclusion, and it is not an overnight thing to rehabilitate physiognomy, nor is it something we can do.

Because I made such a fuss, Master Teng Yunji decided to give me a day off and give me a day of free time, but the condition was that I couldn't leave Shuwang County, and I had to look for him in the temple before dark. So I changed into civilian clothes and went to find Wang Wenwen, the guy asked for his phone back, and he couldn't wait to go down the mountain.

The mood at this moment is no less than that of a prisoner who has been released from prison and has been in the Taoist temple for five days, and it feels like five years! To be honest, I don't have to worry about dirt approaching me with the necklace amulet that the wind chief gave me.

The first thing I did when I went down the mountain was to call my family and Wu Meng, everything was fine at home, and my wife would inevitably ask me about finding a partner every time, and I also habitually replied "Promise to complete the task!" ”。 Wu Meng's situation is not very good, although the marriage is preserved, but he and Xiaobai have started a new round of cold war, and I also habitually persuade him to "persistence is victory!" ”

I spent the morning wandering around, but I always felt that no matter where I went down the mountain, it was like someone was following, and this feeling made me very uncomfortable, so I subconsciously took out the amulet from my clothes and looked at it, there must have been something dirty with me, but I was afraid of the amulet, so I didn't dare to approach. Thinking of this, I still feel a little weak in my heart, if there is someone with me now, it will be a little better, at least I can be brave.

As soon as I thought of this, a familiar person appeared.

"Alone? Handsome guy! ”

When I heard it, it was Ding Xiaoyan! It's too much of a coincidence, just now I was thinking that someone was with me, and she appeared immediately!

She wore a set of leather clothes, leather pants, leather shoes, and leather gloves today, and I said to myself, Isn't it hot to wrap yourself like a rice dumpling? Is it because you're dressed like this to look cool or because you're conservative?

Ding Xiaoyan saw that I kept looking at what she was wearing, shook her ponytail and said, "What do you see?" I've never seen such a cool beauty? ”

After speaking, he hooked my shoulder and said, "Have you eaten?" Sister please! ”

I said in my heart, is this still the same Ding Xiaoyan last time? If she was a lady last time, then this time she is like a woman, how long have we known each other? The contrast between before and after is too great, right? But I was really hungry now, so I nodded.

found a restaurant casually, and like last time, Ding Xiaoyan still didn't eat anything on the grounds of losing weight.

I would like to ask everyone, what should we talk about when we have dinner with a beautiful girl?

To be honest, I don't really know what to talk about. But fortunately, Ding Xiaoyan and I have one thing in common, that is, we have both bumped into ghosts, and Ding Xiaoyan can also exorcise ghosts. In order to break the silence, I said a lot about my Taoist temple and complained happily.

After talking for more than half an hour in one breath, Ding Xiaoyan was still smiling at first, but when she heard me and Wang Wenwen arguing, her face changed suddenly, and she also asked me in a questioning tone why I didn't study seriously. The atmosphere became a little awkward for a while......

I was silent for about ten minutes, during which I also swiped Douyin.

"Do you like Hanfu?"

"Huh? Hanfu? ”

This abrupt question made me not know how to answer for a while, Ding Xiaoyan covered her mouth and smiled, and I laughed when I saw her laughing.

Fortunately, there happens to be a place where you can rent costumes to play in the senior park across the street, but you can see that the business here must not be good if the owner dozes off. I knocked on the table and said to the boss, "I want a men's outfit and a woman's outfit." ”

The boss looked at me strangely, picked his chin and asked, "What do you want two sets of people for?" ”

"It's not ...... Hey? ”

I looked back and saw that Ding Xiaoyan was actually missing at this time, and I said in my heart, where did this girl go? The boss was a little impatient: "Hey! Do you want it? ”

"Yes! Get me a set first, I want the most handsome! ”

So an ancient scholar strolling in the park was born, dressed in white and holding a white paper fan with long hair unique to ancient men, I looked left and right in the park and didn't see Ding Xiaoyan's girl, now I can be sure that the little girl is definitely playing Lao Tzu!

Just as I was scolding the crazy girl in my heart, a pleasant female voice suddenly came from behind me: "Chen Gongzi, are you looking for me?" ”

I subconsciously heard the sound and looked back: "Wow!! ”

I screamed in surprise when I saw the person behind me, she was facing the bouquet of flowers, her body was slender, her long hair was draped in a vest, and she was gently held by a pink ribbon, she was dressed in white, and the flowers were even more vivid. The beautiful woman in front of me was Ding Xiaoyan, and she looked at me with a shallow smile on the corner of her mouth. If I hadn't known her, I would have dreamed of the fairy in the painting.

"Is it pretty?"

I don't know if my gaze is too rogue, she slowly lowered her head, and her cheeks, which were still smiling just now, flushed slightly.

She asked again, "Is it pretty?" ”

I woke up from my dream: "Huh? Good looking! Forehead...... What's that? You're so beautiful in this! Hey~"

I can't help but think about it in my mind, how nice it would be if she were my wife! I really want to correct her on the spot!

She suddenly frowned: "Hmph! Look at the eyes and gouge them out for you! ”

"Huh??"

"Haha! I'll tease you! ”

Looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color. My eyes never left her from beginning to end, I just felt that my heart was beating so hard, she was so beautiful, I didn't want her to get out of my sight for a second. I don't know where the courage came from, since I said the seven words in my heart from my mouth: "Can you marry me?" ”