As soon as these words came out, the smile on Ding Xiaoyan's face froze, and I said in my heart, it's broken, it's broken, why don't you have a door! How can you ask me such a question from a girl as soon as you come up!

Sure enough, Ding Xiaoyan was not happy in the next second, and flicked her long sleeves and didn't overdo it. I couldn't see her expression at the moment, but the fool knew that I must be a frivolous man in her heart now. After thinking about it, I had already said it anyway, so I just gambled!

"Miss Ding, I know you must think I'm a very casual man now, but I'm really not! You're so beautiful, I can't help but fall in love with you! I know that I am not worthy of you as a writer of web novels, but I will try to change myself and become a man worthy of you! ”

She still turned her back to me and didn't say a word, and I was a little anxious: "What's that...... You...... How about you say something! ”

"Didn't you learn the Tao in Baihe Mountain? How can you still think about this? ”

She finally spoke, and I quickly turned around in my mind and said, "A Taoist priest is not a monk!" Besides, I don't want to be a Taoist priest, you also know that I am haunted by ghosts, and I have no choice but to learn the Tao to put it bluntly! ”

She said again: "Then you can cultivate the Tao well, and wait until one day there are no ghosts looking for you!" ”

Again? That means I still have a chance? I thought about it and said, "I don't know how long it will take!" What if you fall in love with someone else? ”

She said coldly, "Why do I have to wait for you? Why do you think I'm going to give you a chance? Learn your Tao well, if you want to save your life, you have to work hard and be serious, no matter how much others teach you, no matter how good the master is to you, you don't study hard, and you still want to think about the west every day! I don't want you to be killed by dirty, widow! ”

And I said in my heart, Is this a rejection?

Being rejected for the first confession made me feel a little uncomfortable: "If you don't want to marry me, you just say it, why do you say these ......"

I looked at my phone, it was already half past six in the afternoon, and I promised Master Yunji to go back before dark to spend the holiday, so I said to Ding Xiaoyan: "What, I'm leaving, I have to go back before dark." ”

I just turned around and walked for a while, and suddenly Ding Xiaoyan stopped me: "Hey! ”

"What's wrong?"

"Is that what you just said true?"

I didn't look back and replied casually: "Hmm~"

"I won't marry you!"

"Oh, got it!"

"Hey!"

"What's wrong again?"

"I can be your girlfriend first!"

"Oh...... Yes?!!! It's true?! ”

I looked back in surprise, but she was gone.

"Miss Ding! Little...... Little Swallow!! Did you forget to leave something behind? ”

No one answered me anymore, and I thought to myself, "She can't be shy and run away, right?" Anyway, you have to leave a phone.

I looked around the park again, and when I saw that it was already past seven o'clock, I went to return my clothes and prepare to go back to Baihe Mountain.

Along the way, I thought about her sentence "I can be your girlfriend first", it stands to reason that she has already agreed, but she doesn't even leave me a phone, so what's it?

……

It's already dark, but fortunately, I've arrived at the foot of Baihe Mountain, and I'm just about to go back and be scolded by the master, when suddenly the phone rings, and the caller ID is "Bastard", this guy who remarks that the bastard is naturally Wang Wenwen, so I answered the phone: "Hey! I'm down the hill and I'll be back soon! ”

On the other side of the phone, Wang Wenwen seemed to be angry: "Don't come back!" Wait for me right down the hill and I'll come down right away! ”

"What's wrong?"

"I'll tell you in a moment, hang up!"

And I said to myself, What is the matter? Is it possible that this guy has also taken a leave of absence?

After waiting for twenty minutes, Wang Wenwen ran down in a hurry with a drum black bag. I was about to step up to him and ask him what was wrong, but he had already taken out his phone as if he was sending a voice message to someone: "Hey! Haven't you arrived yet? ”

I heard a man's voice coming from his phone.

"It's almost a minute!"

When he put down his phone, I asked, "What's wrong, brother?" ”

"If I have work to do tonight...... Well? ”

He suddenly looked at me strangely, touched my forehead with his hand, and said strangely: "Why is your Yin Tang black again?" ”

"What?"

He reached out again and took out the amulet from my collar and looked at it, then frowned and asked solemnly, "Did you encounter any terrible dirty things today?" ”

"No?"

His eyes were staring at the talisman with a cold light: "You still say no!" The amulets are cracked! Tell me what happened today?! ”

I replied truthfully: "I haven't seen anything dirty today, except for the cold around me." ”

He rolled his eyes and said, "It seems that the thing that followed you today is not ordinary dirty thing." ”

I was shocked by his words, broke out in a cold sweat, stammered and asked, "Fuck! What's that? Is it still useful if this amulet is cracked? ”

He shook his head and said, "It's naturally useless if it's cracked, but I can't understand how easy it is for that thing to kill you, but why are you still alive now?" ”

And I said in my heart, Hearing these words from thee, it is as if I wish I could die.

"Otherwise, I'd better hurry back to the Taoist temple."

As soon as I wanted to leave, I was grabbed by him: "You're afraid of begging now!" Isn't there for me? I'm telling you, you're going to come with me tonight if you have work to do!" ”

I asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

He said, "Guard the dead." ”

"Holy shit! No way? Defend the dead! ”

Immediately, a terrifying thing with a blue face and fangs jumping up and down in a Qing Dynasty official uniform popped up in my mind - zombies!

At this moment, two points of light flashed in the distance, and a white van drove up to us, the car was nothing special, the main thing was that the license plate number was covered with a sacrificial board.

Fuck me! Is this a funeral home's car?

A handsome young man poked his head out of the driving and beckoned to us: "Senior brother, get in the car!" ”

Wang Wenwen directly opened the car door and sat in, I said in my heart, this is a car that pulls a dead person, this guy is not taboo. Wang Wenwen saw that I had been in a daze and said, "Get in the car!" What are you grinding? Hurry! ”

I had no choice but to sit in, there were only the driver's seat and the co-pilot's seat in this car, and the seats in the back were all artificially removed, replaced by two long black body bags, but fortunately the bags were empty, otherwise I wouldn't dare to stay here if I was killed.

Wang Wenwen sat in the passenger seat and pointed to the driver who was driving and said to me: "This is also your senior brother, his name is Dai Gaopeng, and the road number is good." ”

"Oh, Senior Brother Dai is good!"

Dai Gaopeng smiled and stretched out his hand very enthusiastically: "Hello, hello!" I work at a funeral parlor in the northern suburbs of the city, so come and play with me when I have time! ”

I feel uncomfortable at the thought that his hand has touched a dead man, it's okay to play with you, and I haven't let the donkey kick my head, who has nothing to run to the funeral home! But people are so enthusiastic, I can't slap them in the face, right? So he shook his hand and said, "Definitely, definitely." Hehe~"

Wang Wenwen said: "Yaoyang, you must follow me when you get to the place in a while, and ask more if you don't understand." But don't talk nonsense, don't disgrace our Tianqingdao face! ”

I asked, "Where are we going?" ”

He said slowly, there is an old man surnamed Li in Yuelai Town, located in the middle of Baihe Mountain and Shuwang County, who has passed away, and his children are all working in other places, and the corpse has been lying at home for two days. Because the deceased's family was relatively poor and did not have a private car, he called Dai Gaopeng to drive us over.

He looked at me and said, "Don't worry, how can it be so easy to become a zombie, this time it's just to go to the vigil and bury it in a piece of land, it's very simple." ”

I asked, "Are there really zombies in this world?" How did that thing come about? ”

I've loved watching Lim Jung-young's zombie movies since I was a child, so I'm interested in this issue.

In fact, we have more or less seen some movies with this theme, and the formation of zombies is described in the movies and on the Internet as follows: After the death of a person who was very resentful in life, his throat will be unable to swallow a breath, and after a long time, he will become a walking corpse or zombie that is not rotten and stiff all over. In fact, this is all made up. The real zombies are not as we know and jump in the official uniforms of the Qing Dynasty, and 99% of the real zombies are artificially raised by some people with bad hearts, such people are called "corpse keepers", and the process of raising corpses is also very complicated......

(Daomen secret, the author is inconvenient to elaborate)

Zombies are also naturally formed, but it is difficult to have such a single one for hundreds of years or thousands of years, because there are too many things to pay attention to when there is no human being. First of all, it must be buried in a place where feng shui is extremely bad, and after a long time, it will mutate, and when the yin qi gathers to a certain extent, it will naturally arise, and then because it has been nourished by yin qi for many years, the joints on the body will be stiff and cannot be bent, so they can only jump and walk.

(Daomen secret, the author can only say half-truths)

I remember that there is a legend, the time is about 1995, and the post-80s generation in Tianfu City should have an impression: the archaeological team of Tianfu City dug up three ancient corpses of the Qing Dynasty near the Wuhou Temple, hesitated to supervise something wrong, and the three ancient corpses disappeared overnight. Later, five more "zombies" appeared, which specialized in biting people's heads, and those who did not bite to death became "zombies". In the end, the local JF army was dispatched and used flamethrowers to eliminate it! Although some relevant information can be found on the Internet now, it is difficult to distinguish between the real and the fake.

However, the Tianfu Military Region and the official said that there were no zombies at all from 95 to 97, and they were all rumors. The explanation given is this: a family surnamed Lin in Ping'an Township, Longquanyi, the family dog got rabies and bit the pig fed by the family to death, and finally the family boiled the dead pig and ate it, and the whole family fell ill that night. Symptoms of onset are: fever all over the body, red skin, bites at sight, two children and an elderly person are bitten. On the second day, under the leadership of family and relatives and friends, I went to Tianfu University Hospital to see a doctor, and I passed through a section of Hejiang Pavilion and became ill again and bit people, many people were bitten, some died, and some continued to bite people as soon as they became ill. In the end, Longquanyi found several corpses that had been bitten to death, and at that time, because the sick were cold, they were mostly mistaken for Qing Dynasty zombies. The news spread and there was a lot of uproar, and the Tianfu Military Region spent a lot of manpower to deal with the matter before it slowly subsided, and this disease was also called "mad pig disease" by the locals of Longquanyi.

Anyway, anyway, I've been through so much recently, not to mention zombies, even if Wang Wenwen says that Monkey King really exists, I believe it.