Chapter 286: I laughed, but I lost 100 million

Ji Yun sat down, his expression not fluctuating in the slightest.

Qiao Shan was a little unsettled, "Boss, if no one laughs, then really give the money away?" ”

"Send it out."

Ji Yun seemed very indifferent, this was a publicity stunt.

If it is sent out, it can be used to promote it from the beginning, and if the money cannot be sent, then the publicity will be even greater.

No one can hold back a smile when a million are in front of them, what does this film have to be funny?

"Boss, do you want to stop thinking about it?"

"Shut up, watch a movie, and then I'll deduct your salary."

Qiao Shan had a look of resentment, this black-hearted boss really didn't listen to persuasion.

......

The screen lights up and the camera pitches down from the sky, encompassing the entire city.

Ji Yun is still quite satisfied with this shot, and for this shot, the company specially rented a helicopter.

The current drone aerial photography technology has not yet heated up, and China generally does not come into contact with this field. The company also invited a foreign drone team to assist in shooting with multicopter rocker aircraft.

Because the current three-axis gyroscope has not yet appeared, the image shakes very violently when shooting.

Without mature technical assistance, the original film can only be handed over to the professional team to pick out little by little.

But looking at it this way, the effect is still very good.

From far to near, the picture flashed, and Ji Yun's big face appeared in the lens.

"What about the profession of goalkeeper? The older you get, the more demonic you become, and I don't know which leader of your team has hit me, an old goblin, at a glance in the vast sea of people..."

There is a burden hidden in the first paragraph, if this paragraph is placed in the Spring Festival Gala, the laughter has already come and gone.

But for the sake of that million faces, some viewers with low laughter stretched their faces.

Audiences who are familiar with comedy are actually no strangers to such scenes, the dialogue between the two, mixed with some baggage, so that every sentence is above the level of humor and humor, it will make people involuntarily sketch a smile.

But such a movie is not enough for the laughing crowd.

If it weren't for the conflict and body language, they wouldn't have laughed at the jokes they had been sitting and talking about for a day.

"You were banned for two years for biting someone in a game, and in those two years, you played in women's football."

As soon as the picture turned, Ji Yun in the lens wore heavy makeup.

In fact, his foundation is still quite good, but this makeup is extremely exaggerated, and he walks in the direction of comedians.

The audience was shocked for a moment by this sudden appearance, and wanted to continue to keep their faces strained.

"Feng Yuxia~"

Ji Yun's lines are extremely pretentious, the whole person is leaning on the doorpost, and there are countless feminine small movements on his body, "Twist over there~"

"Hahahaha!"

"Ji Yun is so sassy."

Someone finally lost, and it was too much effort to hold back laughter.

Before they could breathe a sigh of relief, the screen continued to rotate.

"I've made Japanese food."

thought that Ji Yun was changing careers to become a chef, but he didn't think that he would directly stage a men's banquet.

"Hahahaha!"

"I even went to work as a mannequin."

On the white cloth, Ji Yun was showing a bewitching sleeping posture, "Please control it." ”

"To the extent that the law allows, you have developed your body to the extreme."

The first three impacts made this sentence directly break the audience's defense, and laughter came and went for a while.

Now that you have laughed, there is no need to stretch it any longer.

Seeing the first burden shaking, Qiao Shan finally put his mind at ease, according to this form of development, today's money should not need to be distributed.

But Ji Yun is not satisfied, this kind of vulgar and effective baggage can provoke the public, but it cannot hit the niche style.

It's just an appetizer, and the laughing fruit will be even richer later.

For example, those unrealistic dream links.

For example, Shen Teng's incarnation as a gardener's sycophancy, the feeling of flattery revealed in the pretending egg made him handle it perfectly.

"Mr. Wang should have misunderstood, what I just said about Mr. Wang is good, it's not that I'm saying hello to you like them, but the theme of this garden I designed is called Mr. Wang."

"When you stand on the balcony and look down on the whole yard, you will find that every tree is waving to you, as if to say, "Wang is always good!"

Shen Teng blurted out a long string of rainbow skins, and stood with his hands in his hands, all of which were written on his face to praise me.

"He's amazing!"

A smile also appeared on Shen Teng's face, and the laughter on the scene was a compliment to him at the moment.

"No, I'm out of breath laughing."

"The whole team agrees that you can't do it hahaha."

"I'm about to laugh out of my abs."

"It turned out to be such a sleeping dragon and phoenix chick."

The witty words are full of witty words, and the lines in the play seem to be tickling the audience's itchy flesh, and laughter comes and goes.

With the steel piano and jade in front, the audience has high expectations for this pure comedy.

But such a dense laugh still made them want to stop.

The critic no longer had the idea of documentary analysis, and was now completely immersed in the film.

Every sentence that is missed may be a laugh in the audience.

"My grandfather told me when I was a child, I want to do something with certainty, and I have never heard my grandfather."

"Don't pretend, I'm a billionaire and I have a showdown."

"Money is a bastard, we have to respect dreams."

"I originally planned to get along with you as an ordinary person, but in exchange for alienation."

...

The premiere tried to bring out the atmosphere of the cinema.

Unlike watching alone, the laughter of others will affect the emotions of the viewer.

Just like Qiao Shan, who has participated in most scenes, he will also be infected by everyone's laughter and laugh unconsciously.

The plot of the movie took a sharp turn, seamlessly switching from the drama of showing off wealth to the drama of choice.

In the face of 30 billion and Xia Zhu, everyone's hearts couldn't help but be affected.

Put yourself in your shoes, if these two are in front of you, then how should you choose?

Don't think about it, you don't have a girlfriend, and you don't have 30 billion...

"Do you know what I gave up for you? If you don't give me 100 children in the future, you're so sorry for me! ”

At the corner of the stairs, Ji Yun closed his eyes tightly and looked like a miser, which made the audience laugh again.

Wang Duoyu finally completed the hidden test, and Mr. Bao Guoan in the projector dedicated the last joke.

"Brute! I knew you wouldn't be able to pass the test! ”

"Sorry, misplaced..."

"Hahahaha."

The audience's laughter did not stop, and Bao Guoan changed his face at the speed of light on the projector.

A demonic laugh rang out: "Hahaha, you really didn't disappoint me..."

"Hahahaha."

Many viewers who have been smiling throughout the film are breaking their defenses at this moment.

Ji Yun also laughed, not because of the performance of Teacher Bao Guoan throwing away his burden, but because he heard the sigh from the crowd behind him.

"Mistake, I didn't expect me to be nervous for the whole time, and I was sneak attacked at the end of the movie."

"I laughed, but I lost a million!"