Chapter 287: Netizens are too boring

"Is there a big brother alive, this million can't be taken by Ji Yunbai."

"I haven't laughed yet."

"Brother Niu, I didn't laugh at this."

"Nonsense, my thighs are purple, I'm sorry for my thighs if I laugh."

"It's over soon, brother is ready to receive the money, and we are also happy."

"Hey, hey, happy together."

The man smiled shyly, and the next second he froze in place.

When he raised his eyes, the cameraman next to him looked at him with a mocking face.

"I shouldn't have counted that, did I?"

The photographer rolled his eyes.

"Nima, my leg hurts even more!"

The movie ends, and the list of production teams rises at the end of the film.

Director: Zhang Meng, Yan Fei, Peng Damo.

Starring: Ji Yun.

Beyond the group of leading actors, the following is the list of friendship stars.

Liu Dehua, Bao Guoan, Sister Jin, Feng Xiaogang...

"Ji Yun's starring lineup is not very luxurious, and the friendship stars are all big names."

"His current influence can indeed bring so many seniors to stand up for him."

With Liu Tianwang's melodious singing, the film ended in a noise.

"Bang Bang!"

Applause rang out one after another, and Ji Yun led the leading actors back onto the stage.

The host caused a conversation, "Do you think this movie is good?" ”

"Beautiful!"

The voices of the audience were very unified, and the enthusiasm was almost like toppling the roof.

"Are there any friends who haven't laughed the whole time?"

Everyone in the audience, you look at me, I look at you, in fact, they themselves don't believe that anyone can not laugh the whole time.

After searching for a long time, no one stood up to accept this honor.

The host was not surprised by this result, and there were generally only three types of people who could grab tickets at the premiere.

The first type of people are rich people, and they don't care about the 1 million bonus.

The second type of people are film critics and the media, who focus on the context and highlights of the film, and naturally look more carefully than others. With such an investment, he naturally can't take care of the management of his expression, and this film is really full of jokes, so he naturally breaks the defense one by one.

The third type of people are Ji Yun's fans, who don't look at the merits of the script, but with Ji Yun's addition, they are already laughing.

Removing these three kinds of people, the remaining small group of people were also drawn by the laughter of other people, and they couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Since no one hasn't laughed, then this game is Ji Yun's victory."

Ji Yun took the microphone, and his face unconsciously showed joy, "I won't take back this money, I will donate it in the name of everyone present, everyone is a witness to this public welfare action." ”

"Bang bang bang." These words were immediately greeted with a round of applause.

Wen Dong in the audience also put his mind at ease, he was still worried about how this matter would end if no one really came to the stage to accept the award.

If three or two people come to the stage to accept the award, then this film is also flawed, and it will naturally be hyped up.

But if no one accepts the award, Ji Yun directly takes back the bonus, and the pattern is too low.

"Director Zhang, how much box office do you think this film can get?"

Zhang Meng took the microphone and looked a little cramped.

Ji Yun stabbed him and motioned for him to say boldly.

Zhang Meng smiled bitterly, "I think it's about 450 million." ”

He personally checked this film, but he didn't get involved too much in the screenwriting content.

Unlike the steel piano made by himself, his expectations for this film are not as real as the steel piano.

Rao is so, he still threw out a number that can break the box office record again.

Ji Yun smiled and took Zhang Meng's microphone, "Zhang Meng is a little modest. ”

He patted Zhang Meng on the shoulder, "Now many audiences are focusing on the star lineup of the movie, and they have little attention to the behind-the-scenes team, Zhang Meng, the director of our richest man in Xihong City, has also directed the steel piano, and I have something to say about these two masterpieces, if I remember correctly, the steel piano has just broken the box office record of the domestic theater." ”

Now it's different from when the steel piano was released.

At that time, Zhang Meng had not yet become famous, and the promotion of the movie could only rely on Ji Yun's own influence.

But now it's different, the company's reputation has been beaten, and he is ready to package everyone in the company as a big name.

Zhang Meng is very talented, if he has been behind the scenes and is not recognized by the audience, it will be difficult for him to go further.

"Director Zhang Meng adheres to the consistent standard of this film, and I think this film can win at least 600 million at the box office."

......

"At the premiere of the richest man in Xihong City, Ji Yun incarnated as a fortune boy."

"The 1 million prize money is a laughing challenge, and no one present can hold on, how funny is this film?"

"At the premiere scene, Ji Yun made a bold statement, and the box office is expected to be 500 million!"

...

All kinds of news flooded the Internet, which instantly aroused the enthusiasm of netizens for discussion.

"A million bonus? If I saw my leg on the spot, I sure I wouldn't be able to laugh. ”

"It's too exaggerated, don't all the people present have a money fan?"

"I see that these audiences are all invited, and there is no normal person, isn't it just smiling? I can hold it for a year! ”

"Let me be clear, I was one of the witnesses to the premiere, and this film is really funny. And the jokes in this movie are different from other movies, how to say it, it's like watching a horror movie, you don't know when the ghost will appear.

It's the same with this movie, it has always set off this kind of atmosphere, but the joke suddenly picks out and pokes you in the ribs, it's really hard not to laugh. ”

"Agree upstairs, my legs are pinched purple and still hurt, I was ready to go on stage to receive the award, and finally I was broken by a sentence that you should call me the second wife."

There are two camps on the Internet, and the discussion of the problem is gradually moving farther and farther away from the development of human nature...

One school of thought believes that joy can be artificially controlled, and as long as the heart is sad enough, then it will not laugh when it sees anything.

The other school of thought believes that as long as you are immersed in the plot, you will forget the sadness of the moment.

Regardless of whether the two parties fight for the truth or not, the happiest are undoubtedly Ji Yun's group.

Wen Dong lay on the recliner peacefully, as if the cells in his whole body were moaning happily, "This time it's really a fire, your idea is really good, now the discussion on the Internet is the best, under this heat, the box office will definitely surpass the steel piano." ”

Ji Yun smiled slightly, "Are you satisfied?" ”

Wen Dong Huo Ran sat up straight and grabbed Ji Yun's shoulders tightly, "You still have a way?" ”

"Of course." Ji Yun spit out a puff of smoke ring, "What you said about 600 million on the spot is exaggerated?" ”

"Speak quickly, speak quickly."

Ji Yun looked around, but there was no feather fan that matched his temperament at this time, "In this way, you go to the water army to bring a wave of rhythm online." ”

"What rhythm? What is Band Rhythm? ”

"Well, you just go and sow discord between these two factions, make them incompatible, and give them all the challenges in the cinema. It's a good idea to arrange for a group of people to post online after the first day that they've never laughed. Find another group of people to slap them in the face, saying that their laughing intestines are going to be squeezed out. ”

Zhang Meng listened to the conversation between the two bigwigs on the side, and couldn't help but express his opinion, "Boss, if they don't have money, will they still do such a boring challenge?" ”

"Don't worry, netizens are much more boring than you think."