"What's the hurry, I haven't finished yet."

"Nonsense, I'm going to stop you anymore, I'm really his grandson."

Ji Yun returned to the microphone, "There are many people who like to smoke, drink, and burn their hair, and they don't just refer to the teacher." ”

"What do you mean?"

As soon as Guo Degang saw Ji Yun's dead appearance, he knew that he didn't hold back any good fart.

"Look at me? I'm going to have a hot head tomorrow, and I'll be a dad again. ”

"Go! You don't have that gene either. ”

"Hahahahaha."

Ji Yun took the topic back: "The first three things are not important, the important thing is the fourth thing." ”

"And what is the fourth?"

"Tattoos!"

"Tattoos?"

"That's right!" Ji Yun had a teachable expression: "One Yu Enwen, a good afternoon, a tattoo." ”

"Your pinyin is worthy of being a primary school student."

"Mr. Guo is not just a tattoo, we all know it, there are many people who wear tattoos on weekdays."

Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, it's all written with fish skin and shrimp or something." ”

"What kind of shrimp with fish skin, that's called an over-the-shoulder dragon! Take Mr. Guo's father as an example, he also has a well-known nickname in the tattoo circle - King Guo Wen! ”

This is live, Guo Degang immediately picked up, "King Guo Wen? ”

"How do you call King Guo Wen? His father is known as the tattooed little prince. ”

"Good fellow, little prince."

Ji Yun smiled, "Yes, you are the emperor of cross talk, and your father is a tattooed little prince, you two are more compatible." ”

"What a match, what a mess this generation is."

"You can hear it when you hear this nickname, it's a good tattoo, and you'll get a tattoo when you hit it."

"Indeed." Guo Degang responded: "My dad likes tattoos. ”

"If you are an ordinary human, you can't afford this title."

"That's true, there are a lot of tattoos, what's so special about my dad?"

Ji Yundao: "Everyone else is on the body, but his father is on the top of the head, and this is the eyebrows." ”

"Eh, on the top of the head?"

"That's right."

Guo Degang asked, "What's that?" ”

"One of Wen's eyes!" Ji Yun pointed to his head and gestured, "Shui Lingling's big eyes, as soon as he frowned, his eyes closed, and as soon as he stretched, his eyes opened. ”

"Good guy, how amazing, and the big eyes of the water, this is the god of Wen Chengerlang."

Ji Yun nodded and said, "Domineering, no one dares to mess with this out." When you go to the factory, aren't there a few old men who don't deal with your father? ”

"Yes, our father and son are in the same lineage, and we don't deal with our peers."

"Originally, there were quite a few people who didn't deal with him, and he avoided the edge for a long time, but this eye is different?"

Guo Degang was surprised: "Then why is it different?" ”

Ji Yun pinched his waist and learned his father's style: "I tell you not to mess with me, otherwise I will let you see how many horses I have..."

"Eh, eh, eh!" Guo Degang's heart and liver were about to jump out, and he stopped him directly by hanging on Ji Yun.

"What are you stopping me for? This is speaking. ”

Guo Degang said with a disgusted face: "Listen to me, that is to ask the prince to grow a few eyes, not to call the prince a few eyes!" Just one! ”

"Hahahahaha."

Reason is not crooked, laughter is not coming, this most vulgar joke made the audience burst into the most enthusiastic laughter.

"Oh, yes!" Ji Yun slapped his thigh, "I said, how did your father wash this tattoo later." ”

"He might be embarrassed too."

"It's not over yet, it's washed, but he can't be idle on his head, so he turned his head and wrote a few more!"

Guo Degang asked, "What's the article again?" ”

"He has a 'knife' on his head!"

"Oh, my father likes to practice martial arts, so he likes to practice knives..."

"It's not." Ji Yun shook his head, "He originally wanted to write the word 'forbearance', but he didn't hold back halfway through the article." ”

"Hahahahaha."

"What is he so afraid of?"

Ji Yun snorted, "His father's muscles, eight-pack abs, and a handful of heart guards that can't be grasped." ”

"Then why didn't you give me a little inheritance?"

Ji Yun raised his eyebrows, "Isn't it genetic?" Isn't it genetic? Then last night my sister told me about your heart hair..."

"Go! We don't talk about ethics in this business! ”

"Phew—"

The audience was booed, why didn't you say this when you took advantage of the teacher.

"Let's talk about Mr. Guo's father, everyone should not have heard about me and my wife! Nothing! ”

"Hurry up and talk about you." Seeing that Ji Yun didn't take advantage enough, Guo Degang looked helpless.

"Is his dad done with just protecting his heart? There are also tattoos on both sides. ”

Ji Yun pointed at his chest, "There is a grasshopper on the left, and a cricket on the right." ”

"What is this for?"

"Eh, it's okay and I love to shake my chest." Ji Yun lifted his coat and began to get nervous.

"You can wait." Guo Degang stopped him, "What kind of strength is this chest shaking?" ”

"It just makes you feel like this worm is alive, like it's about to jump into your chest hair."

Guo Degang looked at it coldly, "It's equivalent to saying that my dad has a tattoo and a 3D feeling, right?" ”

"Hahahahaha."

"3D chest shake."

At the bottom of this paragraph is King Zhou Wen, the laughter is very dense, Ji Yun no longer turns over this point, and then said: "Not only on the chest, but also on the shoulder, there is a tattoo on the shoulder, and there is a hairtail." ”

"Write a hairtail... Is it like a fish to talk? That's called an over-the-shoulder dragon! ”

"Originally, I wanted to write over the shoulder dragon, but I didn't hold back when the text came to the dragon."

"Hey! If you're so afraid of pain, don't write about it, how do I call it a hairtail. ”

Ji Yun gestured: "It's not good-looking just with a body left." ”

"yes, this has to be made up."

"Whom are you looking for? Looking for Yu Qian's father. ”

"Huh?" Guo Degang's eyebrows were raised, "Why are you still looking for him?" ”

Ji Yun sighed, "Yu Qian's father is a professional." ”

"Yes, Yu Qian's father was tattooed when he was young..."

"That's right!" Ji Yun interrupted Guo Degang's words with a word, "Yu Qian's father, Old Man Wang, worked as a bicycle repair for a period of time when he was young, and bicycle repair..."

"Wait a minute." Guo Degang grabbed Ji Yun's arm, "My dad asked a bicycle repairer to give a tattoo?" ”

"That's right." Ji Yun nodded solemnly, "Without this confidence, how can you call King Guo Wen." ”

"Okay, you go on."

"Mr. Yu's bicycle is very well repaired. But then again, you can't just fix a bicycle. The old man painted Chinese paintings when he was young, and he has this skill. ”

"Yes." Guo Degang smiled on his face, "Teacher Yu's father has done everything except give birth to him. ”

"Hahahahaha."

"Teacher Yu didn't come to the stage, and he didn't escape the life of being taken advantage of."

Guo Degang's hanging also made Ji Yun almost break his work, and he hurriedly smiled and continued: "Old Man Yu's tattoo is different from others." ”

"What's the difference?"

Ji Yun picked up the fan and made a comparison, "What kind of tattoo gun do other people use for tattoos, tattoo machines or something, they don't need that." ”

"What do you use without a tattoo machine?"

"The old man's bicycle handrail is stained with ink."

Ji Yun stuck a fan obliquely, his face full of exhaustion, "Dada!" ”