Chapter 320: Rock and Roll Tibetan Mastiff

"Stop!"

Guo Degang was furious, "You just entertain my dad like this, right?" ”

Ji Yun was not polite at all, "This is called one report and one report." ”

"Hey!" Guo Degang was suddenly deflated, "You then said, well, it's also a stick, why don't you let him take the wheel of the car to my father's seal." ”

"Don't worry." Ji Yun soothed, "King Guo Wen saw that his tattoo was not complete, and after two days, he also thought about it, without a dragon head, this is not domineering!" ”

"If you want me to say that you should write that eye back."

"Hahahahaha."

After a long while, Guo Degang doubled this burden again.

"Go." Ji Yun suddenly broke his skills and was interrupted by his rhythm. "You stir me up in the table."

"Hahaha."

"These two people on stage are so funny."

Ji Yun's rhythm was broken, and his mind suddenly became a mess.

I just got to know where it came from.

I can't think of it, so let's wait for Guo Degang to remind me.

"I've forgotten where you said it, let's start from the beginning."

"Okay."

Ji Yun pointed at his eyebrows, "I'll let you see how many I have grown..."

"Hey! Stop, just one! ”

Guo Degang called a halt repeatedly. "Where do you start talking about this, starting with the missing faucet."

"Yes, faucet."

Ji Yun got back to the conversation, stood still, with a bitter face, learning the appearance of Guo Degang's father in the paragraph, "Old Yu, are you looking at my chest?" Over-the-shoulder dragon! What should I do if I miss a faucet? ”

On the other side of the body, his face was distorted, the corners of his mouth drooped, and he looked unstoppable, which made people laugh.

The fan in his hand is obliquely fingered, his eyebrows are raised, and his eyeballs are inflated for three points, "Please~"

Ji Yun's old profession is an actor, and he is naturally handy in the depiction of characters.

After filming the richest man in Xihong City, I learned what kind of performance can make the audience laugh from the bottom of their hearts.

So as soon as this school came out, the audience immediately contributed a series of laughter.

"Look at the way you die." Guo Degang didn't even look at it.

Ji Yun turned a deaf ear and continued to perform, "King Guo Wen is lying here, and Old Man Yu is holding a handrail and dipping it in ink. ”

"Hey!"

"After a while, the dragon head will be fine." Ji Yun spread out the fan and used it as a mirror, "His father looked at the mirror, hey, good!" ”

"Teacher Yu's father still has skills."

"Huh?" Suddenly, Ji Yun let out a suspicious voice.

"What's the matter?"

"Why doesn't this dragon have eyes?"

Guo Degang nodded solemnly, "Yes, is the Wen Brain on the door?" ”

"Hahahahaha."

Ji Yun complained bitterly, he might as well be a compliment, Mr. Guo's burden turned over so much that he couldn't help it.

Trying to hold back his smile, Ji Yun explained: "There is no text on the brain, take a closer look, it's broken." ”

"What's wrong?"

"Old man Yu misunderstood, and gave his father a faucet."

"Hey!"

Guo Degang's sentence was clean, just waiting for the audience's laughter to stop.

The laughter in this paragraph is very dense, and the audience may not be able to react if he doubles it again.

"Yes, this over-the-shoulder dragon is not written, so it has to be continued."

"Well, my dad is really willing to abuse himself."

"If the dragon can't be written, then I will be a tiger!"

Guo Degang said: "Eh, the tiger is good." ”

"Tigers are very particular, and they are divided into upper mountain tigers and lower mountain tigers."

"What's the point?"

Ji Yun explained: "The most ruthless thing is this tiger going down the mountain, that is, the tiger is coming down the mountain, and when it is hungry, it wants to eat people." ”

"Oh, this tiger is hungry and wants to eat people."

Ji Yun began to show his performance expertise again, learning from Guo's father's style, "Old Yu, let's not talk about this dragon first, you give me a tiger, you give me a full back." ”

After learning this, Ji Yun began to twist his face again, revealing the appearance of death.

"Humph!" Raising his eyebrows and glaring, he looked like he was in his chest, "Please~"

"As soon as his father went there, Old Man Yu gave him this mountain tiger. That is, the old man is a little old, his eyes are not good, and his hands are a little trembling. ”

"What's the matter?" Guo Degang realized that the burden was coming, and hurriedly straightened up, for fear of falling into this joke.

"His hands are shaking, and his writing is a little bit bad." Ji Yun took out a fan and pretended to be a handrail, "Da da da... Huh! ”

As soon as the action stopped, Ji Yun asked in front of him, and said with a ashamed face: "Lao Guo, Lao Guo, King Wen." This downhill tiger blames me.,It's not good.,It's a little bit like ... Huh! Do you like black bears? ”

Guo Degang suddenly relaxed, this bottom is a fan painting, he is familiar with it.

"That's not like that."

Ji Yun learned from King Guo Wen, raised his head in confusion, and said painfully: "Don't worry about anything, hurry up, I can't help it." ”

"Hurry up! Good guy, my father didn't go to the tattoo shop, and went to Uncle Yu's old man, right? ”

"Hahahahaha."

The loudest laugh was Ji Yun on the stage, if Guo Degang made a fool of things, he could still take it.

But he was a little serious today, and he held Ji Yun wholeheartedly, causing him to be completely unable to catch the opponent's offensive support.

"If you do this again, I won't act."

Guo Degang stopped him, "Don't don't be a child, you wait for a while before quitting the company, now the limelight is tight." ”

After speaking, the audience was booed again.

Just in time for Xu Deliang and Wang Wenlin to withdraw from the company, Guo Degang really scratched everyone's itch when he smashed this matter, and he laughed back and forth for a while.

"Don't quit the club, I'll cooperate."

Ji Yun glanced at him and continued: "As soon as the old man here heard that King Guo Wen agreed, he immediately became energetic, okay, this is Wen Heixiong!" ”

Get up and put your hands on the fan, "Da da da." ”

Ji Yun was struggling hard, and suddenly his hand shook, and his face was full of embarrassment.

"What's wrong?" Guo Degang noticed his strangeness and immediately asked.

"Ahem." Ji Yun coughed twice, his face changed, and he looked dead again.

Everyone saw him with this grimace twice, and they all knew that his current role was Teacher Yu Qian's dead father.

"This, Lao Guo, King Wen. This black bear, it's so... Huh! Do you like black backs? ”

"You let Old Man Yu rest, good guy, let you write wild animals, why do you still write a Teacher Yu, you should be Uncle Yu's beloved son?"

Ji Yun suddenly turned upright, and his face was full of anger: "What do you call it?" Even if you are my elder, I have to point out your mistakes. ”

"Eh, you say." Of course, Guo Degang knew that Ji Yun was not really angry.

"How can you say that Teacher Yu is blackbacked?"

"And who is?" Guo Degang is good at persuasion.

"He's a Tibetan mastiff."

“YEAH!!”

The two of them had a good heart, and at the same time made a victory gesture to the audience.

The audience laughed, and a little girl rubbed her sore cheeks, and asked her friend, "Is Ji Yun really related to Teacher Guo?" ”

Ji Yun and the others were still comparing their postures, and suddenly the laughter in the audience suddenly turned into cheers.

Guo Degang was stunned for a moment, and when he saw that everyone was looking behind him, he reflexively turned around.

A "Tibetan mastiff" is rushing onto the stage with great momentum.

Rock 'n' roll Tibetan mastiff.