The 287th oolong blew up the goldfish emperor baby and was with Director Hua

The crocodile-headed mage was secretly happy, and as soon as he died, there would be no one to fight with me for the treasure, and asked, "How can I save you?" and "Do as they say!"

The crocodile-headed archmage pondered for a while and asked, "Oolong Negro, if I give you the king, will you give me back my treasure?"

The black man sneered: "Of course it will!"

"Let's release them together, I'll count, one, two, three, let them go!" the crocodile-headed archmage tossed the bearded king over. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The black man pointed the Oolong Horn at the Longbeard King and violently pushed it up! Pierced the Bearded King's stomach and pulled the Oolong Horn out, and there was a big hole in the belly, bleeding blood, and the intestines also came out.

The black man of the oolong struck a few more times, lifted the long-bearded king high, shook it off, threw it far, and spun it in circles in the water. The bearded king drifted to death.

There are a lot of strange fish and shrimp swimming in the water, snatching and eating the corpse of the longbearded king.

Seeing that the warriors around the black man of Oolong were holding the treasure tightly, the crocodile-headed archmage had no intention of letting go, and asked, "The king will return you, why don't you let the baby go?"

The black man laughed: "Who testifies? It was you who killed the king, and we all saw it!"

The crocodile-headed mage was very disappointed in his heart, and scolded loudly: "Untrustworthy villain!"

The black man sneered: "Do you want to be trustworthy to the enemy? You killed the goldfish dragon, and the corpse is still floating on the water! You have blood on your hands, and you still tell me about credit?"

"My hands are stained with the blood of my enemies, but your hands are stained with the blood of my fellow citizens. The beard is your king, how can you kill him with your own hands?"

The black man of Oolong said in frustration: "He put me on death row for the sake of a palace maid; If you come out to make trouble, I will have a bright future. If this demon is not removed, it will be difficult for the people to be angry!" "Do you want to forcibly occupy the people's daughters?"

"Don't talk nonsense! Baby's not your woman! Her husband is dead. Since she doesn't have a husband, whoever she wants to go with is her husband!"

The crocodile-headed mage asked, "Baby, would you like to go up with me?"

The baby pondered for a long time before saying, "Yes!"

The black man frowned and asked, "Baby, the goldfish king is dead, I am the king, after ascending the throne, I will crown you as the queen, are you willing to be the queen?"

Baby smiled: "Who wouldn't?"

The black man reminded: "You haven't answered my question head-on?"

The crocodile-headed mage was depressed and asked, "Are you with him or with me?"

Baby said, "I don't have a relationship with you!"

The crocodile-headed archmage explains: "Because I love you!"

Baby asked, "You love me, and he loves me!"

The black man glared and said, "Baby, she has no relationship with you! Get out!"

The crocodile-headed archmage asked, "You're welcome, it's all a fight anyway!" and asked, "Baby, if I win, will you be with me?"

The baby pondered for a while and said, "I'll go with you!"

As soon as the crocodile-headed mage stretched out his right hand, the hundred-meter-long magic knife turned around a few times in his hand and stopped, and said, "Oolong Negro, you have seen the goldfish dragon! You died worse than it!"

As soon as the black man turned around, he muddied the water, pulled it two hundred meters long, and swept it over with his tail at the crocodile-headed mage!

The crocodile-headed archmage followed the waves, pierced through the water, raised the magic knife, and slashed at the ooyce's head violently, with a "whoosh", and slashed into the water.

Oolong turned around, the big magic knife flew past him, pierced the water with a flick, flew into the air, turned a few times, raised his head high, aimed at the crocodile-headed human mage, and sprayed water violently.

The crocodile-headed mage suddenly became smaller, and the water sprayed into the air.

The oolong used its tail as a whip, "snapped", and jerked over, and the wind was very strong, knocking the crocodile-headed great mage into the air, and kept turning in the air; as soon as it elongated, the person became ten times larger, and held a 100-meter big magic knife high; rolled over, and slashed down against the oolong's head! The oolong had no time to dodge, and his head was chopped off. The head fell straight down, fell to the ground, hit the stone, bounced up and fell. As soon as the oolong head fell, the blood rushed out of the broken neck like flowing water and drifted away with the wind.

The oolong body couldn't hold on in the air, fell in a straight line, fell to the ground, "bang", the skin opened and the flesh bloomed, and after shaking a few times, it wouldn't move!

The two samurai took the treasure hostage, and when they saw this, they got into the water and fled in all directions.

Seeing it in the air, the crocodile-headed archmage shrunk his body, withdrew his magic knife, flew around a few times, and plunged into the water. Look around and shout, "Baby, where are you?"

The two samurai took the treasure hostage and hid in a crack in the stone. One of them covered the baby's mouth with his hand and kept him from making a sound.

The crocodile man shouted, "Where are you, release the baby, I won't kill you!"

The two warriors trembled and huddled in the crevices of the stones not far away.

Taking advantage of the samurai's fear, the baby pushed his hand away and screamed loudly: "Help, help!"

As soon as he shouted, he was covered by the samurai again.

The crocodile-headed mage followed the voice to the crack in the stone, turned around a few times, but did not find it, and threatened loudly: "I see you! Come out quickly, or I will smash the stone and pull you out!"

The two warriors hugged each other tightly in fright, trembling and not daring to speak.

The baby struggled and shouted, "Help!

The crocodile-headed mage followed the sound to find the crack in the stone, pointed it with his magic knife, and shouted: "Get out of here! Otherwise, I will kill you!"

Two samurai, dressed in kai-armor, bowed their heads, squeezed out of the cracks in the stone. The baby is the last one, panicked and hid behind the crocodile-headed Dafa for protection.

The crocodile man asked, "What happened to you?"

The baby said aggrievedly: "They covered my mouth and didn't let me move." ”

The crocodile head was red-eyed and shouted, "Beasts, I'm going to kill you!"

One of the samurai hurriedly argued, "We didn't!

"Do I believe in you, or do I believe in the baby?" the crocodile-headed man stretched out his hand, the magic knife increased tenfold, and with a violent swing, the two warriors were cut into several pieces, the blood stained the water red, and the corpses floated in the water.

The crocodile-headed man took the treasure and flew out of the water.

The tulle on the baby's body is dirty and full of mud. Take it off, throw it on the ground, and bathe in the water.

In the distance, four wolf-headed men ran away. Stop at a certain distance to confront each other.

When the baby saw it, it was all men, and it must have come by itself, cowering and not daring to move in the water.

The crocodile-headed archmage asked aloud, "What do you want to do?"

The leader wolf-headed man said domineeringly: "Get out of here!

The crocodile-headed archmage was puzzled and asked, "How do you know that there is a woman in the water?"

The leading wolf-headed man laughed "haha": "You are so stupid! The woman's fragrance can be smelled far away." "What do you want?"

The leader of the wolf said, "The woman is ours! Get out of here, get out of the way, go as far as you can, or eat you!"

The crocodile-headed archmage threatened, "I'm still a cannibal." As soon as he stretched out his right hand, the magic knife stretched ten meters long, turned around a few times in his hand, glared at his eyes and said, "Did you see the goldfish dragon on the water?"

The leader of the wolf said, "If you can cut it to death, we can cut it too!"

Director Hua shouted: "Stop! It's been a few days of filming, and everyone is tired! Go back and wash, have a good rest, and disperse!"

The baby's body is too dirty, and the body does not get wet and goes into the dressing room to bathe.

The shemale makeup artist stared at the baby very curiously, closed the door of the dressing room, came to the door of the bathing room and asked, "Baby, do you still want to remove makeup?"

Baby asked, "Are you peeping?"

The shemale makeup artist said, "We've been in love with each other, and we don't need to peep to know it." "Did you see me transformed?" "See!" "Don't spread the word or you'll lose your job!" "Baby, I like you!

"But you're neither male nor female, it's annoying! There's always a feminine smell of a woman. "We are all like this, and I am happy to love you!"

"I don't like you! I like men, I have to be strong! Why don't you be a woman? How good it is to be a woman? Why do you have to be a man?" "I want to try what it's like to be a man." ”

"You've tried! As a man, you don't have a house or money, and you can't find a daughter-in-law! As a woman, as long as you are beautiful, there are many men to chase, and you have a choice! Now it's good, you can't go back!" "Baby, I want to fall in love with you!"

Baby asks, "Do you know who I am?" "Yes, you're baby." "Do you have a house, a car, or money?" "No!"

"It's nothing, you want to fall in love with me! Do you know, I was curious last time? Let you take advantage! The smell of femininity on your body made me sick for more than a month before I washed it off!" "Dangdang!" knocked on the dressing room door.

The shemale makeup artist goes to open the door. At the door opened, Director Hua stood with a gloomy face and asked, "What are you doing inside? What does it mean to close the door?"

The shemale makeup artist said, "It doesn't mean anything. Baby is bathing, let me close the door. ”

Director Hua endured and asked, "Where's the baby?" ”

Director Hua shouted: "Baby, hurry up, I'll wait for you! Let's go to dinner together!"

From the bathing room, the baby's voice came: "I haven't been home for a few days! I want to go back to see!" "I'll wait for you, let's go together." "The kids don't like you!"

"It's okay, it's been a long time! They will accept me, I'll bear with it!" "Where's Ah Xia? Isn't Ah Xia going to wait for you?"

"Ah Xia was driven away by me!I don't want her to wait, I just want to wait for you!" Director Hua glanced at the makeup artist and said, "Let's go, what are you doing standing here?" "The baby hasn't removed her makeup yet." "You go, you don't have to unload." I'll help her unload. ”

The shemale walked out of the dressing room, reluctantly, looked and looked at it before walking away.

Director Hua closed the door, went into the bath room and looked at the baby and asked, "Didn't this kid do anything to you?"

Baby pondered for a moment and asked, "Why do you think that? What is his identity? Dare to touch me?"

Director Hua drooled and said, "Baby, can I help you bathe?"

The baby took one look and said, "Hungry, isn't it?"

Director Hua smiled embarrassedly: "Don't you want me to help?"

The baby pondered for a while and said, "If you can't reach your back, help me rub it!"

Director Hua said: "I'm going to take a look! Your child is very cute! That red is very sweet! All of them look like Hong Lijian!"

The baby said, "Come here, wash my back." ”

Director Hua took off his clothes and pants, walked over, and hugged ...... tightly

The baby grabbed Director Hua's neck with both hands and gasped, trembling slightly and said, "It's been a long time since I've been like this!"

Director Hua praised: "Your body is very fragrant, it has dyed me with incense!" "How many women have you loved?" "Your former wife, Ah Xia and you!" "Haven't you loved others?" "No!" "Then how do you say that there is no shortage of women around you?"

"That's a lie to you!" "Don't lie to me in the future!" "If you lie again, I'll ignore you!" "Baby, you make me happy! I can't live without you!" "You can't do that, are you?"

"It's fake not to be jealous!" This kind of scene has boiled me up, and finally I can be beheaded like this!" "The crocodile-headed magician also has a love festival! What should you do?"

Director Hua scolded: "These stinky actors always take advantage of me! This film can't be stopped; if it stops, the film company will suffer a lot of losses!"

The baby hugged tightly, kept panting, and grabbed Director Hua's back with his hand for a while, before he let go and said, "I'll go get dressed, and you can wash it too." "The baby came out of the shower and into the locker room.

Director Hua washed a few times and came out in his clothes and pants. Seeing that the baby had changed his clothes, he went over and hugged him tightly.

The baby saw Director Hua's face in the mirror and said, "Old and ugly! How old am I?"

Director Hua sniffed the fragrance on the baby's hair with his nose and said, "One year older than you!" "You are so old, only one year older than me?"

Director Hua took out his ID card and handed it to the baby, and sure enough, he was only one year older.

The baby said, "Look at my face, how old are you?"

Director Hua said: "You haven't changed, you're getting younger and younger!White and tender!" "Am I more tender than Ah Xia? Isn't Ah Xia a few years younger than me?" "I also wonder how you can be so young, younger than when you came!"

"Director Hua, you have taken advantage of it! I gave you everything that women have. Got it, do you still want to go to heaven with me?" "Of course I want to, I want to hold you all the time, like now!" "Will you marry me?" "Of course you will." ”