The 288th crested eagle starved to death and was cremated, and Director Hua sucked in the fisheye

In the 288th episode, the crested eagle starved to death and was cremated, and Director Hua sucked into the fisheye

"Will you marry Ah Xia?" "Of course not!" "When Hong Lijian marries me, he will give me a diamond ring worth 50,000 yuan; "I will send a heart that loves you!

"If you don't have money, say in advance! Let's break up! If you don't have money, you can't marry a wife!" "You and I will never be hungry! Don't worry! I'll find a way!"

"If I don't follow you, I won't be hungry! I will give it to you when I see that you are a good person! Back then, Ah Jian wanted to drool, but he didn't let him get touched, so anxious that he knelt down and begged me. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Don't you want me to get involved?" "Look at what you do? If you don't do it well, you won't be allowed to touch it." ”

"It seems that the baby is not easy to marry?" "It's too late to give up, I don't regret it at all!"

Mobile phone ringtone: "Meet in the sea of people, gather in the ......"

The baby took out his mobile phone from Xiaohong's satchel, took a look, it was the fruit Hong Lijian, and dialed it into his ear: "Hey, hey!" came the voice of the fruit Hong Lijian: "Baby, no matter how many calls I made to you, the phone was turned off!

"What's wrong?" "The crested eagle is dead! The corpse stinks!" "What the hell is going on? I've only been making movies for a few days?" "There's no food in the sky, and no one can help it get it, so it's starving to death!"

The baby thought of the crested eagle, and his heart was very sour, and he bowed his head and cried, "Hang up! I'll be back soon!"

Director Hua saw the baby burst into tears and asked, "What's wrong?" "Let's go! The crested eagle is dead! My two sons are gone!"

"Your dead son, I can't help but go up!"

With a wave of his right hand, the powder room door opened, and two white clouds flew in. Baby and Director Hua stood on the white clouds, flew into the sky with the white clouds, and came to the big magic room.

Honghong cried and said, "Dad, how can you make a movie for a few days and nights? Brother Feng is dead! We can't get food for it, we will starve to death!"

The baby lowered his head and cried: "Let me see where it is?"

There is a large group of brothers and sisters, surrounding the baby, saying everything.

The baby enters the crested eagle hut, and a foul smell hits him. Baby, look closely, the crested eagle's tail is broken, its whole body is rotten, there are maggots everywhere, and the crested eagle's body is hollowed out. Baby is disgusting to see!

Honghong cried: "Dad, there are people dead in the house, I'm so scared! My brothers and sisters and I don't dare to sleep at night! This magic room is gone, and there is the smell of the eldest brother's corpse." ”

The baby sobbed and cried: "The crested eagle followed me, and after a few good days, it was gone!

Honghong introduced: "The brothers and sisters have a relationship with Brother Feng! It's gone, we're all sad! I don't know how to deal with it?"

The baby went into the hut and spewed fire at the crested eagle with his beak, and soon the smell of the cremation was heard.

The baby used magic to lift the crested eagle into the air, and the wind was so strong that it would turn into ashes and drift away with the wind. With a wave of the baby's hand, the crested eagle's little magic room disappeared. The baby took a look, and came to the conference room reluctantly and crying.

Director Hua also followed up with Baiyun.

A large group of brothers and sisters, sitting around the conference table, crying and talking.

The baby kept wiping away tears with a tissue and said, "My two sons are gone, and the phoenix bee and butterfly are gone!

Honghong suggested: "Dad, we can't make movies for a few days in a row! What should we do when we are hungry?"

Baby said, "You can't make a movie! Sometimes the plot needs it, so you have to shoot it continuously!"

"We don't look for food, we don't use fire. Dad didn't come home for a long time, and we would all starve to death. "Honghong, Daddy taught you to search for food; listen to all of you!

Then, search the world with heaven and earth. The mana is automatic, and the food will fly in a moment and it will be in the air! Who's going to try it for Dad?"

"I'll try. Honghong did as she was told, meditated for a while, and sure enough, after a while, a lot of fruit flew in the air. Brothers and sisters don't learn either, desperately grab food!

The baby took one look and said, "The sisters are starving!Honghong, why don't you go and grab the food?" "Dad, if the search comes back with a fish and an animal, or can't you eat it?"

"Since I taught you to search for food, I also taught you to breathe fire!" "How to spray?" "Inject fire before you can spray." "Dad, bet for me. ”

The baby flew over and pulled the red mouth away, spitting fire into it. The fire is red in the mouth.

Honghong opened her mouth and shouted: "It's okay, I already have a fire in my heart." ”

The baby asked, "Spit it out to me?"

Honghong endured it, spit hard, and flames came out of her mouth, burning her mouth very painfully, and said, "Dad, I don't dare to vomit, burn my mouth." ”

The baby pondered for a while and said, "I see that your fire is still very tender, you have to practice it, just get used to it!"

The brothers and sisters shouted, "Dad, I have to learn to spit fire!"

The baby said, "It's all the same, Daddy is tired!

Director Hua reminded: "Baby, you haven't eaten yet?"

The baby was listless and said, "I'm sad and crying, and I don't feel it in my stomach." I'll search for fish!" the baby waved his hand, and the magic turned on, searching the sky and the earth, and soon flew in a long line from the sky to the front of him.

Director Hua asked, "Where did these fish come from?

The baby said, "Magic search, there are fish everywhere?"

"Oh!" Honghong flew over, pointed it with her mouth, and when she breathed fire, her throat was so uncomfortable that she didn't dare to spray.

Baby, take a look, or do it yourself. Fly over, spray violently at the fish, the fire is very strong, and after a while, the smell of fish comes out.

The baby grabbed a big fish with his claws, tore a big piece for Director Hua, tore a small piece himself, took a bite, chewed it and said, "Fragrant, so fragrant!"

Director Hua took a bite, and the fragrance was in the mouth, and it felt very good! After a while, he ate a few large strips.

Fruit Hong Lijian also came to eat fish, caught a horned goldfish, was about to eat, found that the fish's eyes would turn, very surprised, shouted: "Baby, this cooked fish eye will move!"

The baby asked curiously: "Let me see?" took the flower horn goldfish handed by the fruit Hong Lijian, glanced at it and said, "Didn't move?"

Director Hua also felt strange and leaned his head over.

The goldfish moved his eyes and shot out a magic wave, meeting Director Hua's gaze with spring feelings. Director Hua didn't have time to speak, suddenly shrunk and flew into the eyes of the goldfish;

The baby looked with his dark eyes, but he didn't see it.

Honghong jumped up and said happily: "The ugliest director Hua was hooked away by a goldfish!"

Baby stopped: "Honghong, don't talk nonsense!"

Honghong said, "I don't like him anyway!"

The baby said, "Daddy is an adult, who can take it?"

Fruit Hong Lijian said: "What kind of monster may it be? The waters of heaven and earth are very complicated. ”

The baby said, "I can't see with my yin eyes, I run so fast!"

Fruit Hong Lijian said anxiously: "Why don't you look at it with the magic eye?"

The baby waved his right hand, the magic eye opened, hung high in the air, automatic search, and after a while, the picture showed a goldfish, swimming in the heavenly river.

The baby asked suspiciously, "MONOCULUS, what kind of strange fish is this?"

The rectangular magic eye moved its body and said, "It's called the Flower Horn Goldfish!

The baby was very confused and asked, "Why can the horned goldfish run away after being cooked by fire?"

The rectangular MONOCULUS said, "It is the corpse that is burned, but the soul is not burned; ”

The baby was very depressed and asked, "What does it want Director Hua to do?"

The rectangular magic eye moved its body and said, "Be a husband." "Is this horned goldfish female?" "It's female, it's in the spring period; "Where is Director Hua?" "Of course in the eyes!" "How can I find him?"

The rectangular magic eye automatically searched, enlarged the goldfish eye, and Director Hua panicked to find the exit in the round room. The flower-horned goldfish turned into a beauty, and her body was not stained, and she came to Director Hua and discharged it with her eye waves.

Director Hua clasped his hands and curled up to the side.

The goldfish beauty hid her horns and smiled: "Director Hua, don't be afraid! I won't eat people! I just want to fall in love with you! Don't worry, there's everything here; what do you want, what do you give you?"

Director Hua glared and shouted, "Let me out!

The goldfish beauty said, "You think too simply? How long did it take me to find you! Before we fall in love, we have to leave? Do you know what I am looking for you for?" "I don't know!"

"Let me tell you! My husband was killed by the fishermen of Tianhe, and I asked you to be my husband. You are a good husband, and I am a good wife. Let's have a bunch of children! You're a director, you're smart, and you want our kids to be like you!"

"No way! I'm a human, you're a fish, how can you have a baby, let me go, what do you want? I'll give it to you!" "I want you!"

"I'm up to me here! You're a big man, not a big girl, what are you doing with a twist and pinch? Come on, let's fall in love!" The goldfish beauty's eyes moved, hooking Director Hua's soul.

Director Hua hugged the goldfish beauty tightly in a daze.

Fruit Hong Lijian shouted: "Baby, hurry up and catch it with the devil's claws, otherwise, they will fall in love with each other!"

Honghong said: "If you love each other, you will love each other!

The baby shouted to stop: "Honghong, what are you talking about?"

Honghong tilted her head and pouted, muttering, "That's what it was!"

The baby stretched out its claws, passed through the magic eye, and when he grabbed it, the goldfish eye suddenly disappeared! A cooked goldfish swam around in the heavenly river.

Fruit Hong Lijian shouted: "Catch the cooked goldfish!"

The baby sticks its claws into the Eye and grabs it, and the cooked goldfish disappears. The baby was puzzled and asked, "Magic Eye, why is the horned goldfish dangling?

The rectangular Demon Eye moved its body and said, "The waters of the Tianhe River are complex, with immortal energy, and they change greatly, and the Demon Eye cannot control the information. "What should I do?" "Let's search again later!" "But, the horned goldfish is going to fall in love with Director Hua, what should I do?"

"It's their private business, we don't care!"

Honghong clapped her hands and said, "Great! Director Hua is going to give birth to a lot of little fish cubs again!"

Fruit Hong Lijian was very confused and asked, "Honghong, what do you say? Director Hua is a man, how can he have a child?"

Baby reproached: "This kind of thing, how can you ask Honghong? Honghong is still a child! Come and ask me?"

"I've been an adult for a long time; ”

The baby sighed: "It seems that you can't do it without culture! I don't know what to say, what not to say." What is said openly and what is said secretly. ”

Honghong shouted: "Dad, you teach me culture!" "Now is not the time to teach culture, it is important to save people?"

Fruit Hong Lijian pondered for a while and said, "Baby, call to see, can you get through?"

The baby took out his mobile phone from Xiaohong's satchel and dialed it into his ear. There was a "beep, beep, beep" sound on the phone. After a while, the baby asked, "Director Hua, where are you, how can I save you?"

Director Hua said: "I was controlled by the horned goldfish in the eyes of the goldfish, and now I don't know where?" "I saw it in the devil's eye just now, is it true that the goldfish beauty and you are in love?"

"Baby, her magic is so strong! I can't get rid of it!" "You mean we've been in love!" "What do you want me to say?"

"Director Hua, if you like her, I don't have to make so much effort to get you back; let you be together forever!"

"Baby, no! You saw it, too! She got me in! I'm going out! You save me!" "But what did I do with my goldfish husband?"

"I'm not the husband of the goldfish! baby, I'm Director Hua. I love you! Get me out of here!" "Director Hua, I'm so disappointed! You hug others and say you love me!" Can my heart accept it?"

"I was forcibly loved by others;