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The headless male corpse moved his hands and feet, and then, picking up the lifebone placed on his stomach, put it on his crotch, and said in a loud voice: "Come back! Come back!"

In an instant, the root of life grew in its original place. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Lao Tzu tried to see if it was good. The headless male corpse fiddled with the root of his life twice, only to see it gradually harden.

"It's disgusting!" I whispered.

"Boy, what are you talking about?" the headless male corpse suddenly reached into my crotch and grabbed my life.

"You... What do you want to do?" I was so frightened that I wanted to back away, but the headless corpse held on to my life, and I couldn't move.

"I really want to unload your life, otherwise, I'm worried that it will harm Qu Hui and ruin my big deal to solve the case. The headless male corpse said gloomily.

"You... You want to kill me?!" I said in shock.

I felt that the headless male corpse was pinching my life's hand, and it gradually began to strain. Mom, does he really want to wring my life off? I'm not a ghost, and when I twist it off, I'm going to die.

"You... Let it go!" I cried out in horror.

"You promise me: you will never have a leg with Qu Hui. The headless male corpse commanded menacingly.

"I... I promise, promise......" I felt a heart-rending pain in my lower body, as if my life was about to be screwed off by the headless male corpse.

At this critical moment, I suddenly remembered the golden talisman in my hand, and thought: Damn, why did I forget this Shang Fang sword. With the last bit of strength, I snapped the golden talisman back to the headless man's chest.

As soon as the golden talisman was pasted, the body of the headless male corpse could not move.

"You... You kid won't let me move any more. The headless male corpse pleaded.

"You... You've moved into my crotch, it's too much. If you break the root of my life, won't you cut me off my children and grandchildren? I said angrily.

"Dude, I'm just joking with you, don't take it seriously. If I really want you to cut off your children, I'll crush your balls in one fell swoop. The headless male corpse grinned.

"Are you kidding? Did you make such a joke? Just now, I almost fainted in pain. I accused.

"Hee-hee... Is it. Maybe it's a little bit stronger, I'm sorry, brother. The headless male corpse said with a grin.

To be honest, I can't figure out if he's joking with me or if he's doing it for real. In any case, the communication between humans and ghosts is always a fire.

"Alright, your lifeline has been restored, and I've done you a favor. Dude, there will be a date later!" With that, I pushed the freezer inside.

"Thank you, brother, don't be angry with me, next time I make a joke, be careful. The headless male corpse said gratefully.

"Come on, I've got you in the mix, brother, I don't need your thanks, as long as you don't hurt me. "I walked out of the morgue in a huff, and now, my crotch still hurts hotly. Damn, the devil's jokes will also kill people, I secretly warned myself: in the future, I have to beware of this evil ghost.

I locked the door of the morgue and returned to the duty room to see that the old Xu Tou was sleeping in the dark, and the snoring was so loud that it was like a small motor roaring.

Qu Hui was about to wash the dishes, I hurriedly ran over to stop her, and said, "I'll come and wash, your aunt is here, and you can't see cold water." ”

Qu Hui pursed his lips and said, "It's June, and the water is not cold for a long time." ”

I said, "It's cooled down in the past two days, you, it's better to pay attention and don't leave anything wrong." I washed these bowls in three times and divided them by two. ”

Qu Hui saw that I insisted on washing the dishes, so he stepped aside. She looked at me softly and said, "Shiwen, you really care about women, who will marry you in the future, you really picked up a gold ingot." ”

"Hee-hee... As for the gold ingots, you regard me as valuable. I glanced at Qu Hui and thought: Liu Xiong, this kid, married her, and he can be regarded as picking up a gold ingot. To be honest, I still love Qu Hui to this day, but this love is fruitless.

After washing the dishes, I said to Qu Hui: "Let's go, look at the old Xu Tou like this, I'm afraid that I will sleep until dawn." ”

Qu Hui asked worriedly, "Shiwen, you haven't overdosed on your sweat medicine, right?"

"You put a hundred and twenty hearts on this, to be honest, I only used half of the amount, if I didn't drink, I would wake up in one or two hours at most. However, your cousin drank alcohol, and he may not have slept well last night, which is why he slept so soundly. If you don't believe it, you can feel his pulse and you will know that he must be dancing normally. ”

"Shiwen, I'm not at ease, tonight, I'm here with my cousin. Qu Hui said.

As soon as I saw that Qu Hui was not leaving, I said, "Then so be it, I won't go back." Let's just talk here, and it's dawn as soon as it's gone. ”

Lao Xu Tou only had a small bed here, and Qu Hui and I had to sit on the stool, and there was no place to lean on.

I saw that Lao Xu was sleeping soundly, so I said, "Qu Hui, you sit on my lap." ”

Qu Hui glanced at Lao Xu Tou and said, "My cousin will definitely be dissatisfied when he sees me sitting on your lap, and maybe he will scold you again." ”

I grinned and said, "It's a pity that your cousin can't take care of the two of us now, and now he's just afraid that he's spending a good night with Chang'e in the moon." ”

"Don't talk nonsense!" Qu Hui glared at me and said, "My cousin has never been close to women in his life. ”

"Qu Hui, I heard Liu Xiong say: Your cousin suffers from impotence, so he never married. ”

"Liu Xiong is talking nonsense, what does he know, don't listen to him. Qu Hui said unhappily.

Just as the two of us were chatting for a while, suddenly, Lao Xutou's snoring stopped.

Qu Hui jumped off my lap, made a shushing gesture to me, and whispered, "Uncle Cousin is awake." ”

I looked at my watch, and it was already twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.

Sure enough, Lao Xu turned over and sat up. He looked at us both and asked, "Am I asleep?"

"Uncle Cousin, you can't drink enough, you're drunk after only three glasses of wine. Qu Hui deliberately sneered.

"Whoever says I'm drunk, I'm sleepy. Last night, two broken corpses came in here, and they were busy until the second half of the night. Early in the morning, the broken body was transferred to the provincial bureau. It made me so bad that I didn't close my eyes almost all night, and alas, I was so sleepy. Old Xu Tou argued.

"Uncle Cousin, we thought you were drunk, so we didn't dare to leave. Now that you're awake, it's time for us to go. After Qu Hui finished speaking, he stretched his waist and said, "I'm also sleepy." ”

"You two go. Old Xu waved his hand.

As soon as the two of us walked to the door, Lao Xu suddenly called out to me and said, "Boy, come here." ”

I ran over and asked, "What do you want me to do?"

Old Xu Tou asked in a low voice, "Liu Xiong went on a business trip, right?"

I nodded.

Lao Xu Tou said sharply: "You kid is not allowed to touch Qu Hui, otherwise, I will cut off the root of your life and hang it on the street to show the public." ”

Listening to Lao Xu Tou's words, I was startled, and thought: What's wrong tonight, I was warned by the evil ghost for a while, and threatened by Lao Xu Tou for a while, all of which mean the same thing: you are not allowed to have a leg with Qu Hui.

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, it must be better!]