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"Shiwen, can you memorize it?" Qu Hui asked worriedly when he saw that I was struggling. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"If you can't carry it, you have to carry it, this is a road in Huashan. "As soon as Lao Xu Tou fell on my back, his legs trembled, and he almost knelt on the ground. Damn, this old Xu Tou is thin and thin, why is it so heavy.

I carried Lao Xu Tou to the door of the morgue and said to Qu Hui, "You can unlock it." ”

Qu Hui gave it a try and said anxiously: "The key chain is too short to reach the lock." ”

"If you can't reach it, what should you do?" I turned Lao Xu's head upside down and asked, "Can I do it now?"

"Poetry, it's only one or two inches away. Qu Hui said.

I had an idea and said to Qu Hui: "You go and move a few bricks, put them at the door, and I step on the bricks, and I should be able to catch them." ”

"Yes, Shiwen, you are so smart. Qu Hui happily ran to the yard, found five or six bricks, and put them at the door.

I stepped on the brick and asked Qu Hui, "Can you unlock it?" ”

"Enough, finally enough. Qu Hui exclaimed excitedly.

Qu Hui opened the lock of the morgue and said to me, "Okay, hurry up and carry my cousin back." ”

I carried Lao Xu back to the duty room and put him on the bed.

Old Xu Tou dreamed: "Drink... I've only had two drinks, and... There's still a glass left......"

"Uncle Xu, drink more, drink more, sleep a little longer, hoho......" I looked at old Xu and said jokingly.

"Shiwen, you still have the leisure to play tricks on my cousin, beware of waking him up. Qu Hui said angrily.

I grinned and said, "There's not a moment he won't wake up, I know what to expect." After speaking, I said to Qu Hui: "You stay in the duty room, and I will go to the morgue alone." ”

"I'm not at ease if you go alone. Qu Hui said worriedly.

"It's okay, I'm old friends with this headless male corpse, and he won't do anything to me. To tell you the truth, if he really wanted to kill me, I would have died a long time ago. If you go, you're going to irritate this pervert. Damn, I can't see the way he looks when he looks at you. I said annoyedly.

"Shiwen, have you eaten the vinegar of evil ghosts?" Qu Hui smiled and said, "Okay, I won't provoke perverts." But you'll have to take my gold talisman with you. ”

Qu Hui took out the golden talisman from his personal pocket and handed it to me.

"Well, there are two golden runes, and the demons are even more helpless against me. I took Qu Hui's golden talisman and put it in my pocket. When I walked out of the door, I turned to Qu Hui and explained: "You just stay in the house, don't take a step out of the door, let me tell you: your cousin has set up a ghost exorcism array in the house, and the ghost will not dare to step into the threshold half a step." ”

"Yes, how do you know?"

"Of course your cousin told me, just look at the roof and the ground. With that, I hurried towards the morgue.

It was already dark, and a lamp in the courtyard was like a ghost fire, flickering and flashing.

I walked towards the morgue in fear, and at the gate, I suddenly heard a dull roar coming from the morgue: "Howl!"

I've heard this sound a few times, and as soon as I heard it, I knew it was a headless male corpse wailing.

"Damn, Lao Tzu has come to rescue you, and you are still scaring people. I cursed quietly and pushed open the door to the morgue.

As soon as I entered, I turned on the morgue lights when another low roar came from the freezer.

"You call a fart, call again, Lao Tzu is gone. I shouted at the freezer of the headless man's corpse.

The low roar came to an abrupt end.

I opened the freezer containing the headless man's corpse, and when I saw his lifeline shrunk into a small lump, lying quietly on his stomach.

"You're finally here, I thought you wouldn't come. The headless male corpse said happily.

"Do you know how much effort it took me to get into the morgue. Let me tell you: I have offended Lao Xu Tou to the house this time, and if he knows that I have numbed him with sweat medicine, he will have to beat me into a pulp. "I want the headless male corpse to know: I did everything I could for him.

"Haha, I already knew that you kid had a way, where is that old Xu Tou your opponent Wow, to put it mildly, the old Xu Tou can't match your little toe. The headless male corpse flattered.

"Well, don't slap my ass, in the future, if I want to ask you for help, don't push it all the time. I said.

"Haha... I'm not ungrateful, don't worry, as long as I can do it, brother, I will do it for you. Even if it can't be done, it will be done in every possible way. I'm not like you, I call my brother on my lips and touch the guy in my hands. "The headless male corpse flaunted himself while degrading me to worthlessness.

"You know something. You asked me yesterday, and I'm here today, you can be regarded as resolute, you don't thank me for Dade, but slander me, it's really not interesting. I said angrily.

"Hey, you're here too, aren't you?" asked the headless male corpse leisurely.

"What is good or not, don't say it so ugly. I said impatiently.

"I can warn you again: don't sleep with Liu Xiong's wife. The headless male corpse said in a fierce voice.

"I'm not so dirty, who is like you, I want to see a beautiful woman. I said disdainfully.

"Brother, I'm not saying this for nothing. Let me ask you: Are you only sleeping with Liu Xiong's wife now?" asked the headless male corpse gloomily.

"I don't understand what you mean, but I'll tell you: Liu Xiong's wife and I are just good friends. "When I said that, I felt a little weak. Because, now Qu Hui has taken off her pants in front of me many times, and treats me like a husband. Think about it: our relationship is indeed just a little bit off cheating.

"Brother, it's not that I'm nosy, except for Qu Hui, a woman, I won't interfere with any woman you interact with, because this is your private life. But Qu Hui is different, she is Liu Xiong's wife. If you have a leg with Qu Hui, once Liu Xiong knows, he will be unkind to you, and he will beat you with a blue nose and swollen face, or at worst he will make you lose your arms and legs. Second, he will leave my case alone, so that I will never see the day of snow. The headless male corpse made the words clear.

"Well, don't worry, I'll be in control. "I know: the headless male corpse is right. If Zhen and Qu Hui have a leg, the consequences will be serious. Of course, for me, the more fearful thing is to be ruined.

I saw a golden talisman attached to the chest of the headless man's corpse, and I slowly removed it.

As soon as I removed the golden talisman, the headless male corpse moved his hands and feet, and he said happily: "Old Xutou's golden talisman is too powerful, so I dare not move, damn, when this old Xu Tou goes down to the underworld, I have to clean him up." ”

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, it must be better!]