Chapter 3: Ghost Runes
"Falo, stand up to me with the skin. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Barclay ordered.
Triangle carried the two ears that had turned into paper, and handed them to Barclay with some disgust. The closer I got, the stronger the smell became, making the yang almost roll its eyes.
The wriggling mouth was crawling like two caterpillars, and the penis felt like it was really going to throw up.
Under the triangular and round gaze, Barclay pouted and gently blew on the piece of soul paper that had turned into skin. Suddenly, the body of the penile pulp that was flattened slowly bulged, swelled, and expanded.
Yang Pi was amazed at the changes in his body, he really grew like a balloon slowly. But the most amazing thing is that the capillaries on the body all become sparkling, emitting a blue and flowing glow.
The light only lasted for a while, and the body of the yang marrow slowly darkened and returned to his original state, but now he felt as if there was a fierce fire burning in his body, and his mouth was a little dry.
"Boys, this soul is really good, it's the best one you've brought. Put him on the scale and weigh him. Barclay said.
Triangle uses his two hands to make a box between his fingers, facing the ground. Yang Pi looked at everything in front of him curiously, like the protagonist in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, only this time it was replaced by him.
Everything in this world is so wonderful that it is not an exaggeration to describe it as a fantasy world.
The light shuttled between the triangular fingers, and in a moment a pattern was printed on the ground. Triangle immediately stood up and pulled the penis backwards.
Suddenly a small hole cracked in the small pattern on the ground, and something black like oil spewed out. But it was very regular, a bit like a 3D model, spinning at high speed and the oily liquid didn't splash on any of them.
As if with a beat, at the last moment when the splattered oil formed a wrapped ball, it retreated with a 'bang', steaming black.
What appeared in front of everyone's eyes was a huge scale, which was not black but shining silver, which was very ordinary. It's just that on the two giant trays of weighing objects, one left and one right, 'fairness' and 'conservation' are written.
"Male, go and stand on the fair plate. Triangle commanded.
The phallic marrow appointed, obedient, slowly climbed up.
The scales immediately tilted to the side of the yang pith, and slowly appeared around the yang marrow, orange bands of light with numbers written on them, and the words '10.8 grams' made the triangle and circle almost speechless.
The two of them never thought that this soul would be so heavy, generally speaking, a soul of 7 grams to 13 grams has the potential to become a Hades Official, and the closer to the potential of a 13 gram soul Yu Jia, the 'courage' of his soul has unparalleled power.
Triangle was overjoyed in his heart, his eyes flashing red like a hungry wolf, staring at the yang marrow.
"Yo poof!" Barclay couldn't help but sigh, "You two boys are really lucky! Quickly bring me the life and death situation." ”
Yuan Yuan hurriedly handed the black tattered paper from the trouser pocket of his suit to Barclay's mouth, and Barclay took the black life and death form directly into it.
"Eat—eat?" Yang Pi looked at the big mouth that kept chewing a little speechlessly, and involuntarily shouted.
"What's it called, stinky boy. Get out of here!" Triangle jumped on the scale and directly took the yang pith off, like a chicken.
Yang Pi quickly shut his mouth, he could see that this guy nicknamed Triangle had definitely eaten gunpowder and had a violent temper, but the round guy was calmer and calmer.
Barclay chewed for a while, slowly opening his mouth and pointing upwards, slowly exhaling black smoke. Black smoke slowly rises.
Raising his head, he clearly saw that words were appearing one by one above his head, the text was very large, but the strange characters were really confusing.
The phallus poked Yuanyuan's back and whispered, "What's that? Why can't I understand it?"
Yang Yuan didn't expect Yuan Yuan to smile at him, not the sneer of contempt before Triangle, but a serious and sincere smile, and replied, "That's the life and death situation, the one you signed." It's just that the one you see now is written in the most sublime and sacred word in the underworld, the ghost rune. ”
"Ghost runes?" the penis brows almost furrowed.
"It's a script with magical powers, but I don't know much about it, and it's usually only written by clerks. This kind of writing is an existence that transcends time and space and transcends the Three Realms. Yuan Yuan explained.
The top of the phallic, triangular, and round heads was already covered with such ghost runes, and black charm-like fonts fluttered in the air.
"Alright, you three can conclude a contract!" Barclay seemed a little sleepy, with a hint of tiredness in his words.
Triangle pushed a handful of yang pith, and yang pith staggered forward, almost falling. He is also on fire, and he has been taken to the shit underworld for unknown reasons, and now he is going to conclude a bullshit contract, which is simply a deed of sale.
"Hold your hand out. "Triangle Road.
A long-suppressed anger swished into the mind of the yang marrow, and the doubts in his stomach and his anger were instantly ignited. It's just inexplicable how it all happened. Why? Why did he sign some bullshit life and death status, and what contract did ****** Heavenly King Lao Tzu know?
Damn, all of this without my consent.
"You two, are you sick? I tell you, Lao Tzu****** I don't know what kind of contract you two perverts are going to make. I don't want to play any soul game with you two neuropaths. I advise you to put away these little tricks. Yang marrow yelled desperately, he hadn't been consulted for any advice all the time.
"You stinky boy, you owe clean up. Let you stretch out your hand, what are you doing with so much nonsense?" Triangle is also on fire, after waiting for so long, he even gave up the opportunity to reincarnate, and searched like crazy with the memory of his previous life, and it was absolutely impossible for the duck in his hand to let him fly like this.
"You forced me!" Triangle exclaimed, completely ignoring Barclay's surprised gaze.
Barclay came to see what would happen to this Falow and Wright, after all, the two were already official yin and yang officials. The ability of the apprentice brought out by the old ghost of Fernans is also surprising.
"Falow, stop. Wright couldn't help but call Triangle's real name, and the pain in Triangle's eyes was terrifying.
"Uh-" A breath was choked in his throat, and his penis almost fainted, his hands clutching the chains around his neck. The tiny chains tightly strangled the neck of the penalty, and the sharp pain in his throat told him that the other party was playing for real.
"Hehe-" A tremor of wild laughter sounded in the triangular chest, "Yang marrow, huh!"
As soon as he stepped on the chest of the yang marrow, the sharp pain came spontaneously, it hurt, if he was really a soul, then why did it hurt?
Triangle didn't mean to let go at all, and the double pain made the yang pulp's face pale.
Yuan Yuan wanted to stop him, but he was glared at fiercely by the triangle, as if he had made up his mind to die, and the viciousness and terror in the triangle's eyes made Yuan Yuan finally silence.
The "Wright" triangle is not as joking as before, but speaks very seriously, and the tone is solemn. How long has it been, Yuan Yuan has long since remembered how long Triangle has not used such a strong and focused tone, "There is never such a good opportunity like this one, I will not let go, do you still want to be reincarnated as a human being?"
Barclay was also moved by Triangle's extremely serious attitude this time, when the two boys first came to report to the personnel office a hundred years ago, they looked unconvinced by each other, and even fought. Who would have thought that these two people with opposite personalities would form a tacit understanding of yin and yang officials.
These two are known as the Brilliant Generation of the Academy of the Dead, but the two of them have been dragging their feet in that class, and the most inconspicuous two have become the only two to survive.
The strife between the underworld and the Huashi has almost wiped out the glorious generation. He really wanted to understand the pain and helplessness of these two people, but the result of forcing it might not be a good thing.
"Yang Pi, give you one last way, and make a contract with us. If you refuse, I'll destroy your soul right now. The triangle threatened.
Yuanyuan is powerless to stop Triangle, and he also wants to seize this opportunity, because there really won't be such a good opportunity again.
"I'm not going to give you time to think about it, give your answer now. With one foot on the head of the penalty, Triangle gave the final order.
The yang marrow can't scream the pain anymore, the sharp pain of his head being crushed and the indelible pain in his chest, the only thing he understands at the moment is that the hero does not suffer the loss in front of him.
He nodded with all his might, but only got a triangular question, "What are you talking about?" ”
"I, I'm - promise you, promise you—" A few words popped out of the Yang Pulp's mouth.
Triangle continued to ask dissatisfied, "This is not what I want to hear!"
"I'll promise you some kind of fucking shitty contract. The pimple roared loudly enough to make a noise.
The triangle who got a satisfactory answer finally let go, the fine chains between his throats disappeared in an instant, and the yang pith lay on the ground with a big word, gasping for breath, and opened his eyes slightly, and the ghost runes floating in the air slowly wandered like a strange net, which made him understand one thing, that is, he couldn't escape.
Until Yuanyuan lifted the yang pith up from the ground, the yang pith was a little afraid of the triangle, and the yin ruthlessness of that person was still vividly in the lingering shadow.
The yang marrow did not dare to resist, and it was true that there was no reason to resist any longer.
Under Yuanyuan's command, the three of them faced each other in a circle, stretched out their right hands and held each other's wrists in turn, forming a regular triangle. Yang Pi just followed the other two to paint cats and tigers.
Under the gaze of the pendula, Yuan Yuan and Triangle closed their eyes in turn.
The black ghost runes floating in the air slowly fell under the gaze of the yang marrow, moving slowly and silently like feathers. At the moment when he was about to touch the three of them, a dazzling white light suddenly appeared, and the light was dazzling and dazzling, so that the yang marrow could not open his eyes, and could only be blocked with his other hand.
A magical scene appeared again, the ghost rune seemed to go crazy, frantically wrapped around the wrists of the three people, and the pain of biting slowly came from the wrists of the three people who were closely connected.
It hurts, like ants raging and invading the fragile nerves of the yang pulp. He tried to let go, but found that the arm wrapped in the ghost rune could not be detached at all. He only felt that one of his hands was going to be useless.