"Malevolence, that's a weird name, but that's okay. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info When you become the officer, we can change your lofty name. Triangle put his arm around the phallic shoulders and grinned.

Yang Pi was really surprised by this person's attitude towards the two of them, and suddenly a bad premonition arose.

"What officer?" asked the impotence.

"Well, that's a long story—" Triangle smiled silly, and glanced sideways to Yuanyuan. Yuan Yuan immediately understood the intention of the triangle, and suddenly put his hands together in front of his chest, and said to the yang pith, "Boy, keep your eyes open, if you don't want to regret it, don't close your eyes." ”

The round and deep voice, as if coming from the sky overhead, but it was not, or it came from the mind of the yang marrow, swept like a tsunami, making his eyes open involuntarily.

At this time, the surroundings were suddenly chaotic, and he couldn't see anything clearly, as if there were flowing clouds passing through him, and his chest became more and more dull, making him breathless, but he didn't dare to close his eyes at all.

The expansion of the air flow became more and more intense, and everything that was originally dark and chaotic began to slowly begin to decline from the light source above the Yang Piao's head, and the surrounding areas slowly became clear under the strong light, and tens of thousands of light bands slowly floated away from the Yang Piano, and flew in a spiral posture above the sky above his head.

Uh! staring intently at the brilliant ribbon of light above his head, the vacuum-like silence was awakened by the two hands on the left and right shoulders of the penalty.

The retina of the yang medullary finally has a clear pattern, and at this moment, this situation is here. The Male Marrow could no longer speak, and they were standing on the edge of a cliff, overlooking the world not far away.

It was a world that did not conform to the common sense of the yang marrow, the plain embedded in the mountains stretched as far as the eye could see, and above the plain hung an empty island, perhaps as it should be called. It's just that the towering island is directly connected to the sky, a bit like a honeycomb's nest, but this nest is even more spectacular, and you can't see the stretch above him.

And the most incredible thing is that his vision can't see the rest of the world, as always, it looks like a paradise wrapped in white clouds.

All this made Yang Pi involuntarily ask, "Is this the legendary paradise?"

Triangle sighed softly, shook his head, and explained, "Humans have always thought that after death, they will either go to heaven or hell, but it's a pity. Heaven never existed, it was just a fantasy. ”

"And where is it?" Yang continued to ask, eager to know what world was appearing in front of him, even if it was a dream.

"This is the underworld. Yuan Yuan explained, "The abode of the soul." When a person dies, the soul is brought to this underworld. However, due to the increasing reluctance of human beings to have children, more and more souls are hoarded, and they cannot be reincarnated, and in order to settle souls who have nowhere to go, the underworld is formed here. ”

"It turns out that the Netherworld is like this. I thought it must be dark, without light. "It's not as bad as I thought." ”

"You're thinking too simply, little ghost. The underworld is originally dark, but the light here is a world made up of souls like you and me. If there is no soul in the underworld, it will be a dead silence. At that time, the third world will collapse, and everything will be wiped out. Triangle explained.

"What is the Three Degrees of World?"

"You really have a lot of questions!That's it, you've signed a contract, I'd better mention you!" Triangle crossed his arms and looked down on the dead world with his yang marrow, "The three-dimensional world is divided into three parallel space worlds. The underworld, the human world, and the world. Only the human world is the true existence, and it is also the foundation of the three worlds. At present, it is we the underworld that governs the human world, and after the death of human beings, the souls need you to bring them back into the underworld for rotation and reincarnation, so that the entire three-dimensional world can continue to circulate. ”

"Me?" Yang was shocked, and before he could speak, he was kicked off the cliff by Yuanyuan.

"Don't talk nonsense!" Yuan Yuan said calmly.

The pulp of the penis was falling rapidly, and he was already unable to think about anything, and immediately after. He saw Yuan Yuan and Triangle jump down after him, and caught up with him in the suspended air. He suddenly realized that he was not falling, but slowly falling like a feather, and there seemed to be countless hands around him supporting him and slowly descending.

The triangle next to him opened his arms and howled, more like he was releasing endless pressure.

It didn't take long for the yang marrow to realize that he was being picked up and carried on his shoulders like a piece of clothing by the triangle, and it was true that he was indeed like a piece of clothing, because he had become the appearance of a piece of paper, and it was really rolled up like paper.

"It's still so convenient!" Triangle said with a smile to the yang marrow who was carrying it on his shoulder.

"It's finally here. Yuanyuan sighed with emotion, and looked straight at the huge plaque suspended not far ahead, on which the three big words "Personnel Department" appeared from time to time.

"Where is this?" Although the yang marrow has become a piece of paper, he can still speak, and he can still perceive everything, but his form is not so beautiful, like a flattened balloon.

"The Personnel Department, one of the seven management offices of the underworld, since you have signed a contract, of course you have to report here to prove your legitimacy. to register and become our officer. Although the cause of your death is unknown, don't worry, we have someone inside!" After Triangle finished speaking, he suddenly asked Xiang Yuanyuan as if he remembered something, "Big head, did you bring any things?" That red-nosed old man is not easy to deal with, and we must let him help us get things done this time. ”

"Don't worry, I've got it all!" said Yuanyuan, taking out a small bag from the pocket of his suit. After opening the palm-sized black bag, Yuan Yuan actually took out five or six large jars taller than himself, and a bundle of unknown things, like cloth, but the surface pattern of the cloth flowed like a glittering liquid, and it was really brilliant.

Yuanyuan opened his bow left and right, carrying these big guys.

At this time, Yang Pi is really a fool if he doesn't understand what these two people are going to do. These two guys are planning to give gifts, and the object of the gift should be the petty official of this personnel department!

It turns out that this underworld is not good, he can only stay quietly on the shoulders of the triangle and see what the hell these two guys are doing.

The path leading to the personnel office, which is more than ten meters away, widens at one moment and narrower at the next. The triangle and the circle are like rabbits, jumping up and down to the door of the personnel department before you know it.

Since the phallic marrow is now in the form of a paper roll, he can only squint his eyes at this so-called personnel department. Disappointingly, there is nothing special about this personnel office, it is so ordinary that it can't even use the term "any style of architecture". It's like a brick house in the world with a layer of ****.

Ordinary to outrageous dilapidated houses. The yang marrow is defined in the heart.

The triangle and the circle are very excited, but this white house has no doors except for two windows, how can I get in!

I saw that the triangle came to the window with the yang pith, and the "da-da-da" knocked three times, and the "squeak" sounded, and the window opened in response, and the rolling words appeared on the two wooden window sashes, "Walk around and watch the flowers, the flowers do not stop; stop and look at the sea, the sea is endless." ’

"Are you two foolish little things again?" a deep, old voice came from the window, and a large head slowly squeezed out of the window, which was about two meters long and wide.

The phallus had never seen such a large head, it looked like the head of an old man, but the face was full of folds, and the chin was covered with a beard about a meter long. However, what surprised Yang Pi the most was the huge red nose on the old man's face, like a giant strawberry embedded in a huge ball of meat, which was a little disgusting.

"Your head is big again, Lord Barclay. I brought your favorite wine and fire cloth as a gift for you. Triangle said with a smile on his face, gesturing for Yuanyuan.

Yuan Yuan dragged a jar taller than himself with one hand and opened the wine cork. Suddenly, a fishy and extremely unpleasant smell wafted away. The thick stench caused the penis to sneeze directly, and the sound also caught the attention of the big head named Barclay.

"Oh? I am amazed, it seems that you two scoundrel boys have finally found your prey. Barclay said, his deep voice hairy.

The triangle took the penis off his shoulders and spread it out in front of Barclays like opening a piece of paper.

At this time, the yang pith was finally able to meet Barclay's eyes, and the other party's eyelids were layered on top of each other, and the huge eyeballs carefully examined the yang pith and even the eyelids involuntarily trembled.

"Oh, it looks like this one is really good, it doesn't lack arms or legs. It's really rare to find such a thing now. Barclay couldn't help but sigh, and the big thick red lips made a gurgling sound, and he sucked the fishy wine in the jar directly into his mouth.

The phallus is now like a living piece of paper, to be fiddled with, and when Barclay came to finish drinking, he asked Yuanyuan again, "Wright, the wine is really good." But where did you find this? I can do it for you, but I have to register it. ”

Triangle replied first, "This soul wandering on the edge of the underworld has been taken by us. ”

"Shut up, Falo, you brute. I didn't ask you. A scolding came from Barclay's mouth, and the stench of snorting also sprayed on Triangle's face, making him grin in dissatisfaction.

"Falow, you're right, Lord Barclay. This spirit has been wandering on the edge of the underworld for forty-nine days. You also know that there is no official supervisor in Ark City now, so the soul of the human being cannot be recovered by relying on the two of us Yin and Yang Officials alone. This lost soul happened to meet us, and it was not a fate. ”

"Destiny, Wright, you're talking more and more like a human. Barclay teased.

"My lord, we have experienced reincarnation and still have the memories of the past, in a way. We are still human beings. You also know that the students of the Academy of the Dead are very discerning, so although we have been assigned to Ark City, we have not had a supervisor. So, please help us. After Yuan Yuan finished speaking, he immediately bowed deeply to Barclay and kicked the straight triangular ass that was still standing.

Triangle was kicked hard by Yuanyuan's buttocks, so he had to bend down and bow, but in his heart he was thinking about how to beat this old thing in the future.

"Wright, you're such a polite fellow. Unlike Farot, it was also unexpected for the two of you to form a yin-yang official in the first place. Barclay said, shaking his beard, "All right! ”