Three years later. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

On the small road in Loujia Village, two figures, one large and one small, chase back and forth, due to the dry weather, the loess floating on the road surface is trampled and constantly raised, forming a rolling earth dragon.

The one who staggered and ran behind was Lou Dazhu, the head of Loujia Village.

Nearly seventy years old, his hair has turned gray, his back has been bent by the years, holding a bamboo stick in his hand, his legs are deep and shallow, and the chase is very laborious, and he shouts while running: "Little rabbit, stop me! If you run again and let Lao Tzu catch me, I won't beat your boy's buttocks." ”

The little man who was running and turning back in front looked closely, and it turned out to be the stupid second egg before!

He has grown a lot taller than he had grown three years ago, and his limbs are not strong, but they look stronger. This guy who used to be stupid and didn't pull a few people, his eyes were bright, and he swept away the stupidity, and the corners of his mouth went up, revealing a smug evil smile.

After hearing the shouts of the old village chief, he became even more energetic, his legs exerted force, and his bast shoes rubbed vigorously on the ground, bringing up larger smoke and dust, forming a diffuse earthen wall, and choking the village chief Lou behind him.

The old man hurriedly covered his mouth, risked his life, and ran a few steps to the side, avoiding the smoke and dust in the sky.

Village Chief Lou is almost in his prime, and it is a little difficult to walk, let alone run. In addition, the kid in front of him is really as dexterous as a rabbit cub, how can he catch up, he can only keep intimidating and scolding in his mouth.

Heaven follows the wish of the village chief.

Before the kid who was twisting his ass in front of him was too proud, he was blocked by a big mountain that suddenly appeared, and a rough big hand picked him up, and then a thunderous voice came: "What trouble did you kid do again!"

Although Erdan was lifted by the neck, he was not panicked, his eyes narrowed slightly into a crescent shape, revealing a mouthful of white teeth: "It's not good, Master E, the village chief's legs and feet are not good, in the words of Master Du, it means that the blood is not clear." I'm so kind-hearted, help him slip around and bend, maybe this two steps will be neat, don't you say, Master E?"

Ezen frowned, and said angrily: "You kid is, the old village chief's bones are about to fall apart, do you have such a walk, you must have caused some trouble." ”

At this time, the old village chief had already staggered over, and when he saw that the second egg was caught by the old man, he was not busy settling accounts with the kid first, but found a stone to sit down, panting greedily.

When the breath was a little even, the crutches in the old man's hand trembled and pointed to the little man who was picked up: "This rabbit... The bunny peed into my teapot and put the old... Lao Tzu's tea was taken and thrown into the donkey trough. I said, Lao E, there are dozens of children in this village, I have never seen a single one so naughty, if there are a few more, this village will not be able to toss away!"

The biggest official in Loujia Village was full of grievances and grievances.

E Chan was said like this, some couldn't get off the stage, looked at the second egg who was still grinning in his hand, and knew that what the old man who was tossed was true, in order to calm the anger of the village chief Lou, he waved his big hand and slapped the buttocks of the troublemaker, making a crisp sound.

The old man turned around and flattered: "Old village chief, the second egg is still young, you can forgive him once, and go back to see how I clean him up." If I don't beat his ass out of eight petals, I'll do with you!"

After speaking, the old man still pretended, glared at the troublemaker viciously, and threw two loud slaps in his hands. Although the second egg screamed again and again, he still squeezed his eyebrows at the master, how could he look like he was in pain when he was beaten.

"Old man, don't act for me anymore, you haven't said this ten times, but eight times, when have you cleaned up this stinky boy? At most, two days will be a disaster again. If you want me to say, either you can tie him up with a chain and don't let him run around. Either take them to other villages to harm people, anyway, this Lou family village can't let him toss like this. ”

Village Chief Lou wiped the sweat from his face, looking resentful.

Because his face was covered with loess just now, mixed with sweat, he seemed to have become a big face on the stage, and after the second egg saw it, he covered his mouth and twitched a few times.

The old man knew that the tea that Village Chief Lou had brought back from the Nanyu Dynasty hundreds of miles away, and he usually regarded it as a treasure. Only during the New Year and festivals are I willing to take it out and drink a little, and others want to ask for some to taste? No way! At most, let you smell it, then it can be regarded as having a friendship with you.

Hearing that the kid in his hand had ruined other people's beloved things like this, he hurriedly made amends to the old village chief with a shy face, and the village chief Lou was old and a little stubborn, so he couldn't say anything with a straight face, and he didn't let go, so he had to drive the second egg out of the village.

The old man had no choice but to verbally promise to wait until after the winter and give him a good tiger skin, which calmed down the anger of the old village chief, and even coaxed and persuaded him to go back.

Back home.

The old man grabbed the second egg and hurriedly threw it on the bed: "Lao Tzu's face has made you lose everything!"

The light-bodied young man rolled like a monkey, unloaded the strength of his body, knelt on the bed, and begged the master for mercy, putting on a flattering face.

As the saying goes, you don't stretch out your hand and don't hit a smiling person, not to mention that this kid is not only smiling with his shoulders, but even kneeling there, Ezen stared at his eyes and rubbed his hands, he really couldn't fight, so he could only find the old man to confide in this belly full of grievances.

Walking into the courtyard, the old man said angrily: "This stinky boy, every once in a while, he has provoked every household in this village, and we don't know how to teach him." Hit him a few times, if you can't do it, scold him, his skin is thicker than donkey skin, and I plan to starve him twice, and we will feel distressed. This kid doesn't know what shame is, I don't have a fucking rut, you have a lot of ideas, tell me, what to do. ”

Du Jiujiang, who was fiddling with the newly planted orchids in the yard, smiled, "Actually, it is not necessarily a bad thing for children to be naughty, do you see which of those big people was well-behaved when he was a child?

The old man was full of disgust, and said disdainfully: "Can he still become a big man? Every day, he only knows that bullying dogs and catching chickens is a disaster in the township, and even his grandmother has not reached the water realm, and it is estimated that he is a real fool." Besides, this is called naughty, this is a scourge at all, and one day you will be angry with both of us to death, I see that you are still laughing in the coffin. ”

Du Jiujiang took the scissors, continued to clean up the dry and scorched leaves in the Fenfu Youlan, and said with a smile: "This dragon gives birth to nine sons, although it is a good and bad thing, it is also a dragon species after all, and each of them has its own merits. Besides, our two eggs are still young, and we can't tell if it's a dragon or a worm for the time being, so don't be so idle, it's better to bother teaching them to practice martial arts if you have that time. ”

"Teach him a fart! If it weren't for his father's face, I would have slapped him to death a long time ago!"

I can only mumble a sentence in the angry words.

Seeing Dachun next to him, who was practicing his sword diligently in the courtyard, the old man's expression gradually changed from anger to radiant, and he exclaimed: "Look at Dachun, he is smart and obedient, and he can still endure hardships." After three years of "feeling the water", entering the 'Ruoxi', breaking the fifth level in a row, he is really a talented martial arts wizard, and the second egg has half of him, and the two of us can worship the Bodhisattva and burn high incense. ”

Du Jiujiang nodded in response, but he turned his face to the second egg who scratched his ears and cheeks on the wooden bed, and said with a spring breeze on his face: Wisdom and ingenuity, the talent of the countryman.

The old man scoffed and spat in the direction of the house.

"Phew!"